Masterbating Bear... Conan O'brian would be proud

[EipcGuy109]

WTF

[kaid115]

@ zerock the only other passage that mentions or can be related to masterbation in some way is Leviticus 15:15-18 which states you are unclean if semen touches you. However being unclean isn't necicarily a sin or else any woman on her period would be sinning (read the scripture below)

I am Christian.

[kaid115]

@ zerock actually that scripture dissents say masterbating is wrong. It was a tradition back then (and law witch we are no linger bound by) that if your brother died and his wife is without children you shall bear one for him.

The appropriate scripture to quote would be mathew 5:37-28 which basically states not to lust which throws pornography out of the picture or as some say "undressing one with your eyes" however if you can pull of masterbation without one lustful thought you are ok. The on

[vodude]

It's bad enuff that rednecks have been shooting & trapping bears all these years. Now they can't spank their monkey in peace either? What's the world coming to?

[bagelkel00]

why in the world was this reccomended for me?

[zatoinga]

@parapukan This must be another reason why you love hunting hot sexy bears....

[Junette17]

@zatoinga<----------- WOW THIS BITCH LIKES TO WATCH THIS KIND OF VIDEOS

IT MUST BE HER FAVORITE HABIT..Bwhahahaha

WHAT A HORNY LESBIAN BITCH......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HORNY LESBIAN BITCH~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

[zatoinga]

@Junette17 You're just jealous 'coz you're scared to CUM out of the dark closet. UNLESS imong pangit nga daguay murag gitarikean nga sampot sa masakiton nga bayot. Hee hee......uLOL!

[Junette17]

@zatoinga <------ ahaha pag sure Oi.

Basin ikaw ang pangit maong daghan kag boyfriend kay imo man silang kulatahon o wakwakon nimo sila taga gabii kung dili sila mo sugot.. wahahaha ka louy sa imong BF. ohohoho PANGIT angay ka ilansang sa kross daun ibahog daun sa buaya..hahah tabangan..XD

wahahahaha Uy AYAW KALIMOT NA TAE! KA NA TAO! hahaha XD

[parapukan]

@zatoinga you are nasty...Get out of my life!!!!

[zatoinga]

@parapukan At ease, Pvt!  Get out????? But I thought you loved to get it on with horny bears. Yummy...... Naimas ti masterbate .......

[ShibbyNightCrawler]

LOOK! LOOK WHT HAS NBC DONE TO HIM! masterbating alone by the river =( HAHAHAHAHA TEAM COCO !

[iiTory]

Kinky bear Meow~~

[Mr1Marshy93]

doesn't any closer to as mother nature than this

[teamjacob9190]

Hahahha that's so funny but weird haha(:

[metaserve]

So like us.

[TomasTigre]

Needs more Sabre Danse

[professorkwan]

This video needs to be played to the tune of Sabre Dance.

[ChrisPCrunchy]

No wonder bears have bad eye-sight!

[ChrisPCrunchy]

Thats no bear, Its Obama in a bear suit and you though Clinton was kinky with his cigar!

[ranelproductions]

LOL!!!! I guess Conan saw this video a long time ago and based his character on it.

[niadic]

i have been masturbating to porn since i was in the 6th grade and i have been nothing but relaxed and chill so much so that i have never been in a fight or any altercation. so yea everyone should be able to look at porn u up tight cunt

[goldengopher689]

LMFAO!!! are you really having this conversation on a video of a masterbating bear??? LOL!!!!!!!! that being said Xerock is correct.

[dallasadsit]

the bear has crabs lol

[Dannypopso]

probs just got itchy balls

[esotericfilms]

He's scratching himself

[hihi2111]

@Xerock

And I suppose you feel proud after you masterbate?

[Xerock]

@hihi2111

Actually, I feel refreshed and relaxed after a nice masturbation session.

[hihi2111]

@Xerock

If mastubating makes one refreshed and relaxed, why not let everyone do it, in that I mean pornography, why not let everyone look at pornography if it relieves stress wouldn't it be perfect for teens who are having a rough time or under stress because of exams? I think the next time you masturbate, you should really think about how you feel...

[Xerock]

i AGREE. There's absolutely nothing wrong with underage people masturbating. If they can't have sex, they should use that time to explore pornography so they can learn what they are looking for until they do become sexually active.

I feel fantastic when I masturbate. If you don't maybe you have severe psychological problems you should deal with.

[hihi2111]

@Xerock

Well pornography is restricted for youth for a reason, and no it will not help youth explore sexuality, that is the most ridiculous thing I've heard. It pretty much ingrains an image of women in their subconscius that women are objects. How then do youth explore sex? Possibly through sex ed and/or religion classes. Which both pretty much teach that sex is best, and is most enjoyed when done with someone you love. I don't think anyone can argue with that.

[Xerock]

Women have never needed help from pornography to objectify themselves.

Masturbation does allow people to explore what pleases themselves. All teenagers should masturbate regularly. Male teens that don't masturbate have nocturnal emissions which just makes life uncomfortable for them.

Sex is a combination of physical and emotional communication. If a person does not know themselves, they will never find a partner that makes them feel good either.

Keep God out of it.

[hihi2111]

So you are pretty much saying that finding someone who gives good sex is what you need?

[Xerock]

Its definitely PART of the required attraction. If a person doesn't know how to express their own sexual desires adequately, then the intimacy will be severely lacking. It would be like having an intelligent conversation with someone who's never read a book.

And sex, like any other form of communication, needs to be expressed openly and regularly if you ever expect to get good at it. If you're not good at it, don't expect your partner to remain faithful.

[hihi2111]

see that's the thing about faithfulness, you think that people will simply run off if you can't please them, however then they do not truly love each other. If love is sex, and if faithfulness is something that is achieved through sexual intercourse, why not get a prostitute?

[Xerock]

@hihi2111

Love, like anything that has value, needs to be maintained in order to keep that value. If it can't be maintained, it loses value and may be replaced.

If you think that "true love" is beyond the need for regular maintenance, and yes, sex is indeed part of that maintenance, then you are in for a real fucking shock.

[notsusan]

love isn't sex.

and prostitutes get a bad rap.

[notsusan]

religion classes aren't going to do anything but give kids some sort of insane complexes that end in teen pregnancy and "virgin" girls that only have anal sex. oh and suicidal gay teens. great plan there.

Mainstream porn really isn't as terrible as people say, especially against women. I wouldn't go as far as recommending having all the kids watch it, but America in general is way too repressed sexually.

[hihi2111]

@notsusan

see only an atheist would think could think about abstenance in the way you describe it. And you are attributing catholicism and orthodox with evangelism and those fundamentalists in the south. Abstenance is not having sex. To let you know, oral sex, and anal sex still count as sex, did you know that? And I do not see a reason as to why pornography should be viewed by teens, as it will undoubtedly distract them from their studies.

[fortylicks108]

really..... you really have that much time... its a bear jacking off...... enjoy the afterlife wierdo

[notsusan]

Uhh hate to break it to you hihi, but I'm NOT an atheist. More of a realist who's seen what happens. Yes, I know oral and anal count as sex. They're also awesome! I'n not sure why you thought you needed to tell me that?

And what doesn't distract teens from studying? Seriously.

[scuderia515]

@hihi2111

pretty sure teen guys do that to relieve stress... maybe you're the wrong sex?

[notsusan]

you make a good point. everyone should look at porn.

thanks for the great idea!

[jackitup52]

@Xerock

me being non christian agree with you, but if you understand religion it is about avoiding those natural tendencies and being above the influence that is what makes us different than other animals, we have the ability to make decisions on the matter, the bear just knows it causes pleasure and does it.

[Xerock]

@jackitup52

religion is not about rising above animal instincts. Its about selling social ethics through intimidation and metaphor instead of by merit or knowledge. Yes, the act causes base pleasure, but what you are neglecting to acknowledge is that there is nothing to suggest that this should be seen as unethical behavior. .

[jackitup52]

@Xerock i am not talking about rising above those tendencies, that is like your better, the goal is to avoid those and that is what religion preaches, we don't have to avoid them it is a choice is all i am saying. the church intimidate yes, but the bible itself is just a learning tool that teaches one how to moralistically survive in our social world. it teaches compassion ethical boundries

[jackitup52]

@Xerock . I am not saying live by everyword but its teachings are useful to society, if anything they were the first written laws and we have now progessed beyond such needs. i am not trying to anger but just discussing.

[lukepleaseshutup]

@jackitup52 "Jack it up" is probably the wrong screen name to have when opposing masturbation.

[jackitup52]

@lukepleaseshutup

i am not speaking against masterbation and by my name yes i do it. refer to my first reply. i am a non religous person so having my me time is not really against my beliefs. i was just reminding him of why religion opposes it...

[lukepleaseshutup]

@jackitup52 Alright. It sounded like you were--my mistake.

[navyman4]

@Xerock Listen xerock, I am a devoted Christian. I am also an extremely intelligent thinker. I'm tempted to say "master debater" but the punn wouldn't serve well here. Anyway, this is the first time a person shot a hole in Christian philosophy and I had no retort or excuse for it. Alas, all I can come up with is, "it would be flawed logic to always look to nature and Animals as an example of what 'natural human behavior' is. Just because dogs lick their butt doesn't mean we should.

[Xerock]

@navyman4

If this is the first time you've seen a serious hole in Christianity, then I can only assume that you haven't really been trying to find a decent argument against your religion. All I did was apply a basic flaw of all monotheistic faiths - the concept of one true path means all others are wrong by default and can not be questioned.

Second, if your tongue can reach your own ass, I would be impressed.

[navyman4]

@Xerock I'm actually one of the smarter open minded Christians. I'll offer a proactive counter by saying, it's NOT an oxymoron. I've won countless online/in person debates on the validity of Christianity. I can retort scientific principles that would make your head spin. The only one I haven't figured out (and it's never come up) is how we went from Adam and Eve to the world population of 6.7 billion without severe genetic decay. ALL others..(I mean ALL) I can answer.

[Xerock]

@navyman4

atheist forums dot c o m - any time you're ready to fall

[navyman4]

@Xerock sounds like a CHALLENGE! I shall bring it baby! I'll warn you now, I can get nerdy at times, but debating whether or not genetic sequencing follows Boster's Law regarding nucleotide bases GETS OLD FAST! Some dork is going to "OUT DORK" me and say he WON......typical Athiests...

[Xerock]

@navyman4

And yet every attempt to discredit modern evolutionary theory has yet to provide direct or indirect evidence of a singular (or even multiple) conscious entities that could be capable of establishing either the entirety of the universe or life on earth. As if Creationism has ever established itself as a valid default.

Usually it falls to the agnostic claim of "we can't know" and assuming that the atheist can't tell the difference between intellectual honesty and placation to nonsense.

[navyman4]

@Xerock I bet you did lots of cut/pasting from superior posts. Your vocabulary jumped 5 grades to respond to me. All because a bear wants to wack off! LOL. One parting thought. The Devil told adam"you will be like Gods". That's why man's discoveries will one day propel us to Godlike status. Technology 2000 yrs from now will make us all seem like ignorant, backwards, Iphone toting imbeciles.

[Xerock]

@navyman4

You keep telling yourself that navyman. In the meantime I'm still waiting for you to show up on atheistforums to bring your pseudoscience to the test. I go by the handle Zenrage there. I wont be hard to find.

Human life wont last 2000 years. The aurora borealis will burnt out the last of our atmosphere in 1500 years.

One parting thought: Upon dying on the cross, your God, in the form of man, looked up to the heavens and asked himself "why hast thou forsaken me"

[Xerock]

@navyman4 and btw.. my vocabulary "jumped" because some creationist started bragging about how he had scientific evidence for every story in the bible except Adam and Eve which changed the maturity level from a mere masturbating bear. I look forward to seeing your "science", unless all you can really do is run your mouth about "typical atheists"

[navyman4]

@Xerock Here's one. Noah's Ark. Before the ENTIRE PLANET was decimated by flood, we don't know WHAT KIND of technology Noah possessed. Maybe he captured their DNA somehow? We don't know. You say,"we'da seen evidence of such technology". I say, "maybe he left no evidence of DNA collection technology (freezers, extraction syringes, cotton swabs, DNA preservation system, etc.) Sounds dumb but it could be true. That's just ONE theory out of many. (*cue the masterbating bear music*) lol.

[Xerock]

@navyman4

yeah, bullshit. There is no geological evidence to support the flood at all - infact all the evidence shows different layers in no particular order.. Your conjecture os "maybe Noah had superhuman technology" isn't science, it's just placation to stupidity. I thought you were going to be a challenge.

[Xerock]

@Xerock

And by the way. Decimate means only one tenth of a group of people is killed.

[navyman4]

@Xerock it also means to drastically reduce in number or cause great harm...not everyone was killed. Read the secondary definitions. There you go, an Athiest using an alternate definition of ONE word to disprove an entire theory. Nice.....

[Xerock]

@navyman4

Its not the only word you misused. You continue to misuse the word theory, in science, a theory is a conclusion that has reproducible evidence to support it. Your unsupported nonsense is not a theory, but a conjecture and a piss poor one at that.

Go ahead and play your victim card all you want. Making shit up and then whining when people call you out on it doesn't make you intelligent, it makes you a clown.

[navyman4]

@Xerock You are the type of person who probably thinks of ways things CAN'T work instead of finding solutions. I have lost a HANDFULL of creationist debates only because they "out dorked" me with scientific knowledge beyond my scope. BUT THAT IS RARE....like 3 ppl for the past 20 years. You dont' want none! LOL.

[navyman4]

@navyman4 I accept your challenge. I have created an account. Lets begin shall we? I'm looking up your screen name there. TTFN!

[Xerock]

@navyman4

Not only do you have NO evidence to support your claim. You have no evidence to raise a rational amount of doubt in the matter. You should be embarrassed., you intellectually incompetent clown.

[navyman4]

@Xerock dude, I told you, I'm just guessing off the top of my head. No research. I JUST TOLD you that it could be a possibility. The POINT was that it is easier to disprove anything! Science is only man's interpretation of what we sense through sight (reading), sound (speeches/conversation), touch, taste, and smell. Man has been wrong about a great MANY things in the past and vice versa. Our FEEBLE 2010 science will be caveman drawings 3000 years from now.

[Xerock]

@navyman4

@navyman4

yeah, bullshit. There is no geological evidence to support the flood at all - in fact all the evidence shows different layers in no particular order - not what happens during a flood.. Your conjecture of "maybe Noah had superhuman technology" isn't science or a theory, it's just placation to stupidity. I thought you were going to be a challenge.

[kenetiks]

@navyman4 wow just wow.......

[Charmage]

@Xerock well we muslims are same here and i agree

doing it over and over plant immoral thoughts in man/woman mind and that lead to many bad things

[Xerock]

@Charmage

Then your stupid invisible sky genie has blinded you too. The worst thing to come from masturbation is a bad cramp if you don't keep yourself hydrated.

[punksk8r1792]

@Xerock No we don't......

[Xerock]

@punksk8r1792

Actually you kinda do. See this is the fundamental difference between atheists and modern christians. Atheists have actually read the bible. Genesis 38:9-10.

[punksk8r1792]

@Xerock I know myself better than you do, and I say I don't. Don't generalize the entire population of Christianity by just one small group of Christians who are against it. It's called stereotyping.

[JRPHYC]

lol where is the music?

[PpsychoJOhnny]

masturbating...

[microwavekitten]

no cum shot!? what a gip! oh wait...he's just scratching himself

[Rajnoma]

This beauty of a bear certainly knows how to have fun and enjoy himself! He takes it in his big paws and works himself over!

[Mikefromcabo]

Like looking in the mirror... weird...

[FattyBombatty0]

LMAO