Esme Squalor's In Video

[iluvthesums]

esme was pretty annoying, but i hate carmelita was a even bigger bitch, she annoys the hell outta me :P

[KCmaster96]

olaf is out

[jazzman504]

R. I . P Esme Squalor

[nummynumskullz]

thats not esme. if it were esme you would show her

[gamuza0878]

i fucking hated her i hope she died in the hotel

[DreamClefairy]

Im surprised that Jerome was not sad that Esme left him lmao.

[BroadwayFREAK01]

hey im gonna be doing the series in audio book with a full cast would you like to be Esme in it?

[SpiderGirl990]

Who made this a person that is like with Lemony (david) or just some random chick?

[webkinzpeople94]

orphans are in! remeber?

LOve this book!

[wecats5]

she actually kinda sounds like esme would

[CallMeIzzy66]

esme kinda sounds like lady gaga. XD

[blakegriplingph]

@CallMeIzzy66 - Well, for one thing, Lady Gaga is Esme Squalor IRL.

[CallMeIzzy66]

@blakegriplingph HOLY DICAPRIO!!!!;O; that makes SO much sense!! XD

[blakegriplingph]

You should voice as Esme for the next ASOUE game.

[bmargarete]

perfect voice for her almost... i imagined it being a little more comical, but this is amazing!

[theminions101]

this isnt from a movie i dont know about is it?

[abcgurl01]

i remember in book 12 how carmelita was calling violet a cakesniffer(watever that is)like right in her face man if i was viiolet i would of smack the living shit outa that girl and shut up u cakesniffer and i would tell mr vice principal nero he sucks on the violin get a job hobo lol

[kitandpupandfish]

what about her husband,Jerome squalor

[YoshisEgg2009]

O_O OMG.......... I LOVE SERIES OF UNFOURTUNATE EVENTS!!!!!!!! but i hate carmalita. she sucked so bad....

her singing was the worst. in the 11 and 12 books carmalita became ubcesed with in and out. in 11 she was a "tap dancing ballerina fairy princess vetranarian," and in the 12 she was a "ball-playing cowboy superhero soilder pirate...she sucks

[SassySimsMovies]

I imagined her voice to sound like this

lol

[TheCandyGirl58]

Luv it!!!

[892lgy7382]

the perfect voice for esme! aka my favorite book villianess

[onimoz]

O_O you sound as evil and annoying as Esme.

[TheVioletBaudelaire]

Can you please like make a video showing Esme's face.

[prudencepiper4eva]

this is such a cool video

[dalila1028]

Esme's voice really fits her

But whats really a pain in my butt

Is that she was such a skank to her husband

ugh anyway Good vid!!

[pyschochick1]

I wonder if Esme and Carmelita died in the Hotel Denouement fire....

I guess we'll never know for sure...

[TheVioletBaudelaire]

Esme lived Carmelita died, got it from a story on fanfiction, hope that answers your question

[bubblegum927]

This is how I imagine her voice would be like! :)

[drago1241]

o

daniel handler is lemony snicket

esme cheated on her husband

quigley has a crush on violet

olaf died at the end

[PinkPandaAQW]

i think the voice is pretty realistic and it fits esme's personality. i have to do a mini important section skit of the book: ersatz elevator and im going to be esme. and i dont know how to sound. but one thing is i would like to know what esme looks like

[pyschochick1]

What the hell?

This voice is so damn ANNOYING!

[OrganicTastesBetter]

I have never finished watching this due to the fact that I absolutely HATE the voice. AAAARRRGGG, I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lastlinkleo]

i wonder if Esme died in the fire in Hotel Denoument,,,, oh well,,,the world may never know..

[OrganicTastesBetter]

no, she is in the carnivorous carnival

[OrganicTastesBetter]

oh, i thought you were saying that she died in the hostile hospital. my bad!

[lastlinkleo]

nope, the one who died in the hostile hospital was the one that looked like neither a man nor a woman.

I really hope Daniel Handler persuades Lemony Snicket to write more about VFD!!!

[OrganicTastesBetter]

yeah, yeah i know! i always wanted to see what he/she looked like.

[lastlinkleo]

haha yeah, i thougght he/she wouuld appear in the movie but i didnt see anyone like that anytime in the movie, just a guy wearing like a suit and a dress at the same time XD

[OrganicTastesBetter]

yeah, lol.

[DarthCipient]

"simz12341", you would say such a stupid thing, because you are clearly OUT. This is a great "video". This is pretty much what Esme would sound like IMO. It's a real shame they never adapted all the books into movies. It would have been hilarious to see Esme on the big screen. She had poor old Jerome whipped in The Ersatz Elevator. LOL

[PrincessVoldemort]

I picture Esme at about 39.

[BethGoth15]

I guess she's 38.

[simz12341]

dude do everyone a favour and dont become an actor/actress you suck really really bad esme would not sound like that at all

[bandgeekxx20]

poor jerome :[ well, he didnt deserve esme anyway...

[GirlintheMask421]

NICE! XD

im thinking of doing my own version of this book... i wish i had someone to do the voice like u! ;D

lol

[TheBaggedMan]

I imagine 27

[idklaugh]

how can she see the list if its pitc black?? i LOVE those books but i only read up to the 9th so i need to finish it.

[ashcalet]

lol.. nice! :D

[RPGamingProductions]

Daniel Handler = lemony Snicket real name.

[CreamyLover]

Yeah, I know.. You'd have to be pretty oblivious to read 13 books and be a fan without realizing that one. lmao

[Oksana7751]

Man~! the bauldalaires are very unlucky children especially in the 6th, 10th, 5th, and 9th.

[beb100000]

your spin on Madume Lulu and Kit Snicket would be interesting too.....i want a hat with little angry faces on it! omg that sounds awesome....wow that was RANDOM!!

[7sky111]

she is really good

[zzone555]

i picture her voice like that too.esme is also really hot

[308813062]

I'd laugh if, in book 10, she fell into that pit and broke her sleigh!! Lol:)

[fsxpilot123456]

wow this is exactly how i imagined. Great Job!!!. Can you please please please do one on Madume Lulu?

[308813062]

i know! that's how i picture her voice too!

[308813062]

Oh yeah, she's sexy!

[GooogleGirl]

well done, sounded great!!!

[TheTwinTalkShow]

woah! I love those books!

[cherrypopsodaKW]

cool!that would've sounded just like her!

[308813062]

Esme's cool!

[poggyproductions]

awesome lol =P

shes like cruella devil =P

[damonluma]

where's the update

[otakuboy123]

i did not have a Very Fun Day..listening to this..will i saw this i ate Very Fresh Deli sandwiches...

i hate aques martines...

[RagnaBreak]

all hail to Esme Squalor!!!! she rulez too much

[beb100000]

ok like I have memorized the begining of this video OMG please please please please please make another one!!! please

[GirlintheMask421]

wow - who ever did this did a reeeeally GOOD JOB! =D i was smiling the whole time i heard htis haha u forgot lettus leaf bikinis ^_- lol

o! can't forget the telescope glasses haha X>

but u did awesome - luved it ^_^

[CreamyLover]

Well I did this obviously. <33 Esme forever.

[Kokgirl89]

I am just going to say this: It is intense and so cool. But why did she go for Count Olaf?

[CreamyLover]

Jerome was a wuss who didn't like to argue or stand up for himself and put his foot down. How boring is that. Esme wanted excitement.

[anythingnew]

Jerome was a good guardian though.

[Finkldorkin]

yeah but he was a push over.

[Mitsuki543]

at the end of the book, i was like WTF?!?!!?!?

ur gonna let 3 orphans who are CHILDREN, FIND count olaf!?!?!?! i still cant believe he did that, even though i read all 13 books and the unauthorized autobiography....

[ImFluffy13]

@CreamyLover so excitement was in?

[Kokgirl89]

I knew she was like that!!!! She is just one of my fav characters. She won't get back though since she died.

[CreamyLover]

Yes, I love her too. Such a sad moment among all the rest of the sad moments in Lemony Snicket.

[tanmanplayer]

How did she die? I'm only on #9 the Carnival one I haven't read for a long time...

[skubub1000]

i dont think she died you know... Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor wow. Long name.

[MistikaPhantoka72]

Well let's all hope that she DIDN"T die and escaped from Hotel Denouement. Carmelita was the one who should die.

[308813062]

carmelita is the height of cakesniffery

[anythingnew]

if everyone died in that building it would make a better story.

[kikiocat98]

i hated Carmelita because i dunno wat cakesniifer means and she is a nasty girl

[jamiejay4]

intense

[beb100000]

um ok...4 the record,it never said she died but um...nevermind...could you possibly answer my other question 4 esme just saying

[beb100000]

wow thats all I'm going to say!! question...are you combining like all the in things from the 6th,8th and 9th books.

plus you said "I'll get back to you" in your vid but you never did

[CreamyLover]

Due to a recent Hotel Tragedy, Esme Gigi Genevive Squalor has perished in a terrible fire. There is no way she could possibly get back to you. Let us honor this video and may she rest in peace. =)

[beb100000]

4 the record Kit Snicket Esme Squalor and Violet are my 3 fav charaters in the ASOUE books of course if they like were in the same room 2 gether of or somthing that probably would be hilarous but very bad!!!

[beb100000]

OMG can you please make more I used to be the biggest fan Lemony Snicket ever had and when I saw this I had to watch it! I just have one question...why Esme why!!!!!!! How on earth could you fall for someone as...as UGH *loss for words* as count olaf LOL

[HRTVproduction]

omg! That's almost exactly how I pictured Esme!

[aroogooy123]

yea they did die. and count olaf dies, and then violet klaus, and sunny adopt a baby named beatice. at the end of the last book, they are all grown up.

[t9001119]

Yes, Carmelita and Esme die.

[JustJoshynMe]

I love the series of unfortunate events.

[LiamAiken19]

oh my username in webkinz is creamyloover too because i copyd u cause you are so in and your username too!!!!

[olyolyoxenfr]

You sound funny!

[Geminilion100]

This is pretty good.

[Hipmister3000]

OMG UR SAYING BREAKING A 10 COMANDMENT IS IN?! IM TELLING JEROME! but like he'll care. He probably ditched u 4 VFD.

[Rockroyalty119]

Excellent video, but im so glad Esme got left on the top of a burning hotel. :)

[olyolyoxenfr]

me to!

[olyolyoxenfr]

me to!

[Sixflags1234567]

She died? Did Carmelita die too?

[KalamoKarHylian]

lol

[Edina96]

This video is very in!You sound alot like Esme would sound like!

[ALLIE1997]

the bauderaires are the best!!!

[ALLIE1997]

Im so happy Vinigar Flavored Doughnuts are in!

[piscadil]

You're a wondrous performer, I must say, Darling. I have thee Series of Unfortunate Events on CD since I am blind, and the voice of Esme on the disk was exactly like yours. Meake more. It'd be so incredibly in.

[albertochoa2006]

I believe you, but curiosity overpowered me ,and I'd hate to be rude, but may I ask how you are typing?!?

[piscadil]

Oh, trust me, you're not being rude. My computer is programed with a speech program so that I can type. Of course, they're not good for everything.

[badluckshadow13]

if you learn how to use a keyboard you don't have to see. You notice the little bumps on the home-keys F and J? I can't do it without looking occasionally but I know people who can... I've just got a lousy memory xD

[zouzourox]

lol ur good at dat! but how could u be so mean 2 da Baudelaires?

[CreamyLover]

Simple. It's in!

[exunda]

She forgets to mention that orphans are as out as out can get.

[Wierduh]

Wait a second.... when Esme returned from the King of Arizona, I was sure that it was "regular lights are in" and dark is out... and parsley soda is in aqueos martini are out and Esme is a villian!!!!! LOL!!!!!

[sbins4u]

I really like the series of unfortunate events.

[ALLIE1997]

was it supposed to be all black? my eyesight might be off because I was eating Vinegar Flavored Doughnuts akk day

[CreamyLover]

Ooh darling, how wonderful. Those are absolutely IN!

[Bellatrix001]

Like everyone else is saying lol, very good! =]

[iamlindsay123]

This is completely amazing!

[CreamyLover]

I'm glad you think so. XD Thanks

[ElizabethSkuggs]

That was awesome! Esme is my favorite character from ASOUE and you did her voice smashingly! XD

[CreamyLover]

XD Thank you very much, I love Esme too, she's so in!

[emilystrangerockz95]

I love it! That's what happens when dark is in.

[CreamyLover]

Thank you!

[mia181]

Wow, you sound suprisingly like what i would imagine Esme to sound like! Very Finely Done! :D

[CreamyLover]

Oh thank you daahlling. *Snicker* I'm glad you liked it.