Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

[MsSunhappy]

apathethicness is the most useful action to everyone to show you are not in anyway discriminatory or harbouring favouritism to any group.

[lordblazer]

lol I like the bit about how he has black friends that's too funny.

[williasis]

1:58 lmao

[RyderRocks73]

Whoever acted Jane was terrible.

[MyWingsFly]

lol date for your 18-year-old daughter (adjusts jacket) XD

[Finnishbones]

Aaaand random pedo moment for a conclusion

[wetwipey]

Did anyone notice the stamps on the envelope ha ha ha!

[freddykingsley]

this is awesome we watched this in social studies

[SirPainsalot]

@freddykingsley Can I be in your class if that's true? Because god damn, that's awesome.

[52298Beebop2]

Saying your going to kill the President is a Class D Felony.

Even if your joking or faking it you will get 10 years in prison.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@52298Beebop2 Its a satire.

[mrbakugan23]

oooooh i want a date yay :D

[lordsonnyxixi]

Look at the black people stamps on the envelope at 0:25

[fuglypump]

my 18 year old daughter wants a date, where do i enter her?

[TheKennyboy92]

Props on the Ayn Rand bit ;)

[hawver7765]

That is strange "Wanting to hang out with black people" I am black but i dont understand.

[mamaluigitoyou]

Is that the lady from Desperate Housewives?

[robocong7420]

i'm not surprised people want to kill obama. his black ass has played the class warfare card to death

[IBioPoxI]

seems legit

[sssbeastsss]

How can anyone blame the guy? Obama has been asking to be killed a long time now in all the idiotic ways he is screwing us americans. I wish this guy had been sucess. I doubt he is the first or last to try to off thaty bad man.

[hydrollama]

@sssbeastsss hahah oh my god you must be the biggest fucking retard ever

[sssbeastsss]

@hydrollama

Well at least I am pleased I do not resort to the use of vulgarity which is a show of cultural upraising. I thank God I had parents who gave me instruction on being civil. As for Obama, I myself would like to see him charged with other leaders and judges for crimes against the US and World, then be executed to end their malice. I consider any person who advocates it is a right of the US government to detain any american or other person without due process an enemy of us the us all.

[AnEnemySpier]

@sssbeastsss Obama did not support the NDAA

[sssbeastsss]

@AnEnemySpier

I have no idea what "NDAA" is for. I just know Obama promised to close illegal prisons Bush 's criminal exploits raised and cease the use of illegal tactics of detentions without due process. He is therefore an enemy of mine and the people like me who will never support these laws as any legal law.

[luckydog13423]

@AnEnemySpier Then why did he sign it?

[RonSchinners]

this is comedy or what?

[zackb951]

@RonSchinners Satire...

[sjl0523]

@RonSchinners It's called 'satire'.

[lordblazer]

@sjl0523

the sad thing about it was in 2011 a yr after this, something like this did happen.

[anakin82030]

@stalin84x whoa whoa lets just relax here. Im black and I respect your views. Hey being racist is cool man I mean heh heh who isnt these days am I right? But the whole "owning niggers" and bondage thing, yeah, gotta say Im not really into the S&M scene. Hey if it makes you feel any better, I think white girls are theee shit!! Im a tits guy myself.

[stitch99]

I like how he put Martin Luther King stamps on his package.

[megasuperepickadog]

not my problem!

[thekameoner]

bullshitt.. that motherfucker is racist.. hes just making up excuse cause he doesnt wanna get fukd in prison from blacks.. stupid owly

[GanjaJokke]

0:27 lol at the stamps on the mail

[o1o1s1]

the irony is that republicans have more socialist policies than ever before. HAHA!

[Xiquid]

oh man, once you get it that the Onion underlies some of their stories with serious issues and using humor to show it while creating a fictional scenario is awesome. I get it now guys, I get it.  :)

[ThievesGuildPro]

i always find it funny that ppl think its real news!

[IggyBernotas]

Obama is half white so he is not black he is mixed

[Lijrobert]

@IggyBernotas yeah, but if you saw him on the street when he was not president and you didn't know he was mixed would you think he was black, probably 

[999basille]

@Lijrobert im from brazil hes a mulatto

[Lijrobert]

@999basille This is Fing American politics I don't care if you would know in brazil

[StrychnineLD100]

@Lijrobert I wouldn't think he was black and I'm American. I can spot a mulatto like Obama from far away. Just like I can tell apart African Americans with high levels of European admixture from native black Africans. Obama and arguably most African Americans are not full black and it shows. When in doubt just pair up Obama next to a native black African and the differences are blatantly clear.

[Lijrobert]

@StrychnineLD100 then you must have a eye for detail, I can't tell what race a mixed race person is instantly unless its fairly obvious like a black man with a russian accent

[StrychnineLD100]

@Lijrobert Perhaps I do have an eye for detail since I know a fair amount of anthropology, however in the case of Obama, his mixture is painfully obvious when comparing him to native black Africans. Especially black Kenyans which is half of his ancestry. Figuring out what a person is mixed with is easy if the mixture is significant enough for it to be physically expressed. I can tell the difference between Mexicans that are full Native American, white, or Mestizo (mixture of both).

[StrychnineLD100]

@999basille He definitely is mulatto. Some African Americans tend to go by the one drop rule (a racist rule from the Jim Crow era). What is strange is that they seem far more concerned (and obsessed) with mixed people choosing black than whites of this present day. Most whites couldn't care less about one drop ruling someone, but many African Americans seem to want mixed people to choose black. This is coming from a white American himself.

[Tamizushi]

@Lijrobert Evveryone is mixed. Races are largely a social construct.

[lulie908]

omg guys! did u kno if u hav a nose or a mouth ur at a risk to lung canser!!

[lulie908]

...lol i made 3 ppl annoyed...

[ethanpenpen]

@lulie908

Congratulations! The leader of whatever nation you reside in has already prepared to invite you over to present you with a medal for lifetime achievement.

[MANFAIC]

He's a negarasict!

[FinneySP]

 this satire is genius. I wish i can write for these guys

[lulie908]

if hes not rasist why duz he make a big deal of it?!

[badexperiment]

@lulie908 that's the point of the joke bro.

[kendrikMN]

@lulie908 fail

[AcesGlory]

@lulie908 idiot.

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

@lulie908

lol i kno rite!!??

[DaFleegsta]

Obama is as bad as bush..

RON PAUL 2012

[Gfulino]

LOLOLOL TOTAL TROLLS

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

I'm so glad he didn't assasinate obama. :D

[1123359]

Obama is terrible,LOOK UP NATIONAL DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION ACT

[MultiAnonymousPerson]

Lol that white bald man looks like John Cena!

[machinmaman87]

when he was elected, i seriously the KKK would pull something. now any american in general would love a free punch at him

[ronaldcorreatv]

drinkingwithbob - I love you, but you fucking look like the killer guy in the video.. lol

[vabose]

This video is a little disturbing

It would be nice to tie John hands and feet to 4 horse and have them all run in different direction his comment was ignorant and uncalled for

[Blankname101]

lol

[2Doublediamond]

@John11594 Dude, you can be arrested for those words. You really think Obama is that bad? Stop watching FOX news so much and go shove a m80 up your ass. Obama is certainly better than Bush. He isn't the perfect prez but people are hating because 3 years of Obama isn't nearly enough to undo 8 years of George W Bush

[dustower]

this is a place to sit back and laugh, if you wanna spread hate, it's a big internet, go on one of their pages. just cause you have a small dick and your pissed about it doesn't excuse you from pointing at everything else that you hate so no one will notice how small your dick is.

[dustower]

@ fuckin "john" whoa, really dude? really!? someone outta slap yer parents, granparents, and maybe teachers and friends for raising and encouraging a dumb fuck like you. exactly what did he do to you, while trying to hold this country together in the wake of bush's catastrophic 8 years, that got you soo pissed off enough to wanna kill anyone, let alone the pres.?

[John11594]

I support anybody how wants to kill Obama Hussain. That black/Muslim/socialist needs to go back to Hawaii. He is the Anti-Christ

[steps2psychosis]

@John11594 lol racist bible thumper he is a bad pres. but not cause he's black and he certainly isnt the anti christ. stop going to whatever "church" you go to cause there just trying to brain wash you and its obviously working.

[LittlePikachu]

@John11594 I support anybody that supports shoving a firecracker up John11594's ass and watching him scream in terror

[thatwasfunnyhuh]

@John11594 And yet....you voted for him

[0wnij]

@John11594 Reported to FBI.gov buddy. Better watch what you say next time.

[Sphynra]

@0wnij I find it cute that you think that the FBI goes through a list of reported Youtube comments.

[0wnij]

@Sphynra I was kidding.

[himjl2]

@John11594 Yeah! And it's not like he was even born in America, he was born in Hawaii!

By the way, you forgot Atheist, America-hater, Islamist and Klingon.

[excalibur183]

@himjl2 Obama is Klingon? Hell, I'm definitely voting for him now.

[2020starman]

@excalibur183 oNLY A SLAVE WOULD VOTE OBAMA

[excalibur183]

@2020starman I didn't. I voted for the Communist candidate and intend to do so again.

[2020starman]

@excalibur183 lol... cool see yea in poverty

[excalibur183]

@2020starman Your response indicates that you do not know what Communism is.

[2020starman]

@excalibur183 I think they should begin to wipe out half the population put them in camps right away !! USA is over populated ..obama and karl Marx rule !!

[excalibur183]

@2020starman Again, it seems you don't know what Communism is.

[rubino83]

@excalibur183 They don't have to know what it means. They just say it because it's what good conservatives do.

[2020starman]

@excalibur183 Yes, I agree the Obama communist party has my approval .The people are to stupid to vote and run America .they need a telepromter dictator ... Obama 2012!! communist party!!

[excalibur183]

@2020starman You do know all presidents use teleprompters, right? And thank you for displaying your ignorance. Claiming that Obama is in any way Communistic goes to show just how ignorant you really are.

[2020starman]

@excalibur183 Of course I know about communist . I love marx economics ... I need a few good slave !!

[MrBrianwindsor]

Fucking auto correct....I meant piece of shit

[MrBrianwindsor]

Maybe if he wasn't such a worthless piece of shot people wouldn't want to kill him. I can't wait until his ugly black ass is back in the slums of Chicago where he belongs

[sirdavies94]

@MrBrianwindsor "a worthless piece of shot people" ?¿ LOLOLOL

[yups100]

I SWEAR ALEX CROFT IS A 100% RACIST SOB!! HELL IS THE ONLY PLACE FOR THESE SICK PEOPLE!!

[notthatgirl7777]

fuck him he down bad 4 that and i think it is influenced by racism

[volleybal0325]

@RoadTripRambler Couldn't have said it better myself!

[johnnycmajor]

Chuck Norris will hunt ObOmBmA, but will allow him to live.

[Mikeyz94]

assassinating a president

never had so many explaining to do

i miss the good ole days

[syzeone71]

They should leave a delay like real news crew on the field! haha.

[SummerInTahoe]

Damn.. this is fake?? TOO BAD!!

[blackpridentc]

Cool It Yall Get A Lil Skitzofenic... There Clopixol... For Yall .

[blackpridentc]

What In Gods Name Is Wrong With The White Man ... Drink A Glass Of Water... 

[FrankiEmo92]

This is fake you stupid assholes.

[ohnoboohoo]

See last year i joked when i watched this. yah when onion news claims they report the future b4 it happens... damn

[bigboi497]

wow hes crazy rot in jail cracker

[scottdog87]

lmao so funny

[Tyree326]

i didn't find this funny

[Thorpe741]

I love it when people watch The Onion and think it's real. Then make stupid comments on You Tube. Thumbs up if you know what 'satire' is.

[modiby]

There aren't a lot of totally crazy-ass white people, but when they are crazy, they go all out!

[aaroncoats1]

too bad he was too much of a whacked out nut....

[boredkid444]

this man's my nigga

[aaroncoats1]

Is this a joke??

[LithiumZ2]

@aaroncoats1 no, deadly serious. You think racism is a joke? You racist.

[HO1ySh33t]

@LithiumZ2 it's a joke to think about racism all the time

Hence the joke clip

[LithiumZ2]

@HO1ySh33t I know. I'm fully aware of what The Onion is all about

[Klausweder]

when its real at least somebody tried to kill that Motherf***ker

[RoadTripRambler]

Too bad he failed... The world could use a lot less Obama.

[Rachel2786]

@RoadTripRambler no we could use alot less you!

[XxSaltandSugarxX]

Is this real????

[Bernankruptcy]

@XxSaltandSugarxX Are you? :)

[SuperAmericanRide]

like if you searched kill obama

[dh2776]

@SuperAmericanRide Like is after you searched a S.W.A.T. team broke into your house

[MurphyMoose94]

LOL best part is the text at 1:52 "Croft tried to find black co-conspirator before deciding that itself was racist "

[XRedxEyedxWandererX]

WHAT THE HELL this guy is a skinhead OF COURSE HE IS RACIST god I swear to god the media is so full of shitt

[MosTagarta3]

@XRedxEyedxWandererX

Are you some sort of idiot?

[XRedxEyedxWandererX]

@MosTagarta3 :)

[floppygirl101]

It's not because he's black or anything LOLZ

[niceboar]

"hang out"

oh my god lol thats so wrong

[nonadam]

Colorblind crime!

[amwaitingforrapture]

Don't even dare compare Obama to the great Dr King, Please!

[dotZodiac]

I can't believe some idiots think this is real.

[filth69ify1]

Penis?

[DJkilla93]

I hope they kill that illuminati bitch obama one day

[PuReGoLd982]

u have a small penis bitch.

WHAT NOW NIGGA!

your welcome

love puregold982

[weskridge]

thumbs up if you see at least on person freaking out because they think this is real

[smith077906]

Kill him because of his socialistic politics??? No wonder everyone ın LA LA land are facısts.................Enjoy workin on christmas day, have less holiday per year, No health care, No rights in employment but make sure u have a gun just in case some paedophile starts lookin at your kids

[NXPenguinFlutist]

@smith077906 If you didn't know....this video is a JOKE. A COMEDY.

[wyecee]

He can go ahead. I don't give a shit why it's because of. Everyone's dreaming about when this will happen. Who has Sand Nigger friends anyway? Like they're really good commuters anyway.

[Dorminay42]

I dunno, the black history arrow still seems kinda racist.

[TylerDentyProduction]

Keeping your teen away from Ayn Rand... best part

[jonmichaeljordan]

haha that was really good.

[globalistdevil]

i hope this man dies in terrible pains. he is an occult globalist. he's wife is a luxurious whore who spends millions of dollars on alcohol and international vacations.

[mikefan09]

shit i thought this was real, fucking onion! wow u guys did it again, and i saw the onion channel thing, but it didnt click! onion u guys r good! LOL

[anything7441]

racism is totally allowed in the usa because there should be some places certain people cant go. im sure the president doesnt want me pissing in his bedroom dresser neither do i want an asshole thinking im listening to his mouth full of cocks and crack pipies. pushing his shit through a microphone. usa has seen its glory when 16 yr olds got married, niggas were not allowed to share fountains and japs got bullets in between the eyes what could be better? i wonder what muslims do for christmas ?

[SuperBluepurple]

@anything7441 what?

[omgtkseth]

What about a date with Ayn Rand?

[Twisted426]

This is the weirdest newscast I ever saw. The guy is obviously a racist. Why are they covering for him ? Stupid liberal media.

[carby212]

@Twisted426 Lol. retards like you are so funy. This isn't real. Onion news is fake. It's a joke. It's meant to be funny.

[singray7]

another poor misguided fox viewer. When will people learn.... fox is not a new channel.. it's a propoganda channel for the rich aimed at getting people, like the guy in the video, to vote against their own interests and for there own enslavement.

[MartinLoronzo]

@singray7 good comment. Have you got blog or sth?

[singray7]

@MartinLoronzo ... Sorry... no blog, just an education and a simple message for working class people. STOP WATCHING FOX "NEWS"... AND START WATCHING FREE SPEECH TV!!

[Gipshaw]

@singray7

...what the hell does Fox News have to do with this video?

[uknutjob]

SHOOT HIM,WITH A CROSS BOW? I whould never do something like that. I'de definatly punch him in the face thoe HA HA!

Just joking i love muslims realy, BORAK HUSSAIN OBAMA

[assassin101c]

seriously!! an 11 MINUTE AD!!?!?!? is that even possible?!

FUCK OBAMA!!HE BRING THE NEW WORLD ORDERRRR!!!sameshit that happen to jews its gonna happen to us.