Trigger Happy TV - Steal A Dog

[ERICTLG]

I like how he's wearing the stereotypical "robber" outfit.

[USMCrecruitOORAH]

@ERICTLG who doesnt wear black and white strips when going on a crime spree

[TheNerdworm11]

OMG! :p

[molanlabexm15]

She should have held both of her hands to her cheeks and gone "Oh my deary me!"

[ralexlu]

would of been funnier if he was in a

big cat suit.

[duckey75]

@ralexlu uhh... no.

[Raxxer1993]

He got the bloody dog...

[AccentKing]

It's like everyone in London knows him, he does all this stuff and not one person ever stops to do anything about it.

[xmasterfunk]

im bloody nicking it am i! best line EVER

[StienStein]

Depression ensues when I realize that this no longer plays on U.S. tv and is unavailable on region 1 dvd.

[WindowOnFire]

thts so mean to that poor lady. she had to be terrified

[TheExploit91]

no noo the ya its fucked up how no1 helped but the old lady is obviously part of it shes not gunna just stand there wen sum1 took her dog she would atleast yell for help...

[Moongeria1]

she is just standing there like wtf just happened and where did my rat go?

[SWISSIMPORTED]

wow...did that just happen??omg...peoplez..

[xxx40x]

But the old lady was initiated, wasn't she? lol

[DelusionalSyko]

I'M BLOODY KNICKING IT HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

[shotcalla134]

people just sittin around like duhhh lol

[kamau329]

XD

I've got the BITCH!

I've got the BITCH!

EPIC

[Dominick629]

LOL

[JTisAbamf]

haha i love this guy

[Landerkuh]

IVE GOT THE BLOODY DOG

[BayviewFinch]

@Landerkuh - Isn't it "a bloody dog", not "the"?

[eggplantstorm]

@BayviewFinch no

[DrClay999]

what started the phrase "bloody" anyway

[EveStrange]

england's gruesome history...:P

[NaturalBornHedonist]

"i'me bloody nickin it am I" I got a bloody dog " LOOOOOOL

[WookieMeatloaf]

HAHAHA, i've got the bloody dog, i've got the bloody dog.

[Schiffgenz]

everyone that is beatin up or stolen from is an actor

[goldnuggetby]

lol, wtf the lady is just standing there as hes running away with her dog

[MissBeyonca]

I think that was real! But I'm sure he gave it back! LOL

[Thuringen]

funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.

[peddersoldchap]

"I've got the bloody dog!"

Absolutamente brilhante!

[ilovesunniva]

what? are you completely moronic? this is hilarious!

[chariot0421]

oops, my mistake. My comment was referring to the "This is bob" thing below.  trigger happy tv is probably the greatest show ever (i love this clip).

So, no, I'm not completely moronic, I just think trying to see how many stick figures you can get across the internet is moronic

[neanngis323]

but that's all the internet is; useless crap that makes no sense and has no point. I'm not saying it's wrong i love it I'm just saying you won't find much else.

[juukame]

this is YOUTUBE, it's supposed to be the home of meaningless vids, and that's why it's kick

[papapaha]

dude this is a show trigger happy tv and its awesome you just have shitty taste bud

[rottenzombie27]

lol this is better than any of the vids you have on your channel chariott0421

[chariot0421]

since everybody's freaking out over my comment, I'll clarify that it was in response to someone pasting the "this is Bob. Copy and paste him to every video and he will take over the world!" garbage. And yes, Trigger Happy TV is freaking hilarious! I love this clip. It just didn't get posted below the comment I was replying to for some reason that's all.

[joelfolgner]

haha I love this show

[ZeDudzProdutions117]

yeah bloody doggy i got ze bloody doggy

[Mercado5922]

It would have been funny if the granny wasn't in on the joke lol!

[95teamlosi]

WTF?

[MichelleLeah]

I love how he does the R in rozzers (rosers) I'm not sure, I'm not from the UK.

[DuttyDoogz]

keep an eye out for the rozzers lololol

[DjWightboy]

im bloody nicking it in'I

[callan666]

OMG hahahhahahahaha IVE GOT THE BLOODY DOG!!

[nameherejony]

Great clip, fact he uses the word "rozzas" just makes me laugh as well as "Babies - pulp" one of my favourate songs making it perfect !

[rokyfireloadat32]

By rozzas does he mean cops? It's slang isn't it?

[nameherejony]

ye british slang

[HiddenFever]

lmao i fink the granny wz asleep

[johnson2324]

he is lucky there were no men around with a traumatic pistol.

[effadrine]

"I'VE GOT THE BLOODY DOG! I'VE GOT THE BLOODY DOG!"

hehe!

[SuivaLoom]

LMAO "rozzers"! Dom Joly funniest man alive! or maybe it is Sacha Baron Cohen...hmmmm

[BeYoNdThEDrAgOn]

wtf

[metube5303]

nick means steal?

lol my friends name is nick

[bannanahomie]

thats weird coz my friends names jack

[HomelessGuy40]

man thats classic lol!!! XD

[petyo39]

SHE JUST STANDS THERE LOL

[johnson2324]

Could anyone explain to me what "bloody nicking" means, please? I'm not American nor English :)

[OptoDominus]

ahaha it means stealing

[johnson2324]

hehe, thanks! Why "bloody"? And why "nicking"? Thanks for explanation? I tried to look up in urbandictionary, but didn't find the details I wanted :) hehe

[OptoDominus]

well..bloody is a less derogative way to say F*ck (but its a weird one) and nicking......i really want the guy that started that to be shot!

[BroadwayBabe121]

bloody is like a thing we britannicals say meaning "fucking" or "damn well"... its just slang. And Nicking means "stealing"

lol. Where are u from?

[cowswithguns405]

nicking just sounds like such a wussy word though

[Porcupunk]

Haaa I Love Dom.. Its Like Somethin My Mate Would Do..

[georgerocksmysocks]

Did he actually steal the dog? lol.

[DjWightboy]

... no

[mi8ky2006]

yeh amercans arent really stupid with theyre guns are they TWELVE CHILDREN DIE OF GUNSHOT WOUNDS EVERY DAY IN THE US, FACT! not murders no, guns just lying around the house for the kids to pick up. anyway dom jolly's awesome i always get a laugh of his stuff.

[klingondude]

uhh. no. don't know where you get your facts from.

[kapansa]

im bloody nickin it ent i! ive bloodi got tha dog! lmao

[bonzo5183]

i'm bloody nicking it en i

[koolme25]

I'VE GOT THE BLOODY DOG!

[OneGamblor]

they have done it in america before you not seen the new series in america it has dom jolly and new american actors. quite funny not good as the old stuff.

[tjmatreros]

I think that your program it's great really, relly great

[joelstanyer]

ive seen these guys at work and they are funny, they had a radioactive sign on a van

[TeletubbieX]

"I got the bloody dog!"

Harder than rocket science to find out why someone hates Trigger Happy!

[adamturner2004]

"i got the bloody dog!" haha

[john7465]

london is very tame to these things, you could smash a glass bottle over the persons head, they could fall to the floor, no one would even look or help, its todays society, such a shame

[redemption575]

in america u culd never do these things :(

[jemroper]

haha lol that's so true, they have a licence to kill, it's in their friggin constitution

[beanieboydo]

thats why it is a shit country

[iwebber88]

So we suck because we got guns...? Well, Americans aren't really stupid with their guns so there's really no reason to take them away... Nonetheless... WHO CARES?

[Theghostworld]

Actually, i think that americans are really stupid with their guns. But i also think that it's a great country (though we are going through a shit time right now) filled with really amazing people but those who don't live here only see the "Gun Crazy Rednecks". There's a lot more to us than that. especially here in NY.

[malcolmyoungi]

us americans aren't gun crazy. just trigger happy. and yes most of us are stupid but we learn from our mistakes from jail cell 18c with Bubba

[heituzi]

You should go to a safe place where guns are illegal, a place like London, or Washington DC.

[SafeMan420]

if you think there are no guns in London you are incorrect. there's shitloads.

[heituzi]

Guns are illegal there. That doesn't mean there aren't many, many guns. Please read comments before responding.

[tokingmadd]

But you did say "safe" place.

[ATLhometownATL]

@john7465  ahahahha

[FreeKishL1sT]

@john7465 im sorry, but that sounds a bid profound. i can believe that no one would help the old lady get her dog back, but smashing a glass bottle over someones head would definetly be a crime, and people would DEFINETLY pay attention to it. its not like that happens every day.

[TonyBranston]

@john7465 You mean Dom Joly didn't get arrested for swearing in public?

[Pisdetz]

@john7465 it's not todays society, mate. it's how shit always was. or atleast in industrial societies.

[BayviewFinch]

@john7465 - But it would be an even more retarded society if everyone fell for false alarms. No dog was stolen.

[braveryhawk]

@john7465 in the US its just the same, what do i say? its everywhere the same

[Agent47rulz]

I'm confused is that one lady part of the act? Or did he really just run up and grab someones dog cause the lady looked as confused as everyone else. Also how come no one ever reacts in these things?

[Hostile]

For god's sake, he's wearing a black-and-white striped jumper. You'd have to be a mouth-breathing inbreed to not realise that it's a setup.

[dudeitcantbe]

Wait... she agreed to look out for the cops whilst he nicked a dog?

[greenryan22]

nice

[Krevil]

That made me laugh. And it's really hard to make me laugh.

I laughed so hard I choked on a biscuit rofl.

[possumwee]

lol that was funny

[TheBeatlesLover99]

"I've got the bloody dog!"

[RichySKing]

Fucking funny as hell, he starts shouting and braggin to everyone he's robbed the dog. Gotta love it.

[Russ177]

lmao "im bloody nicking it int i" hilarious trigger happy tv rules

[Regan200]

"I got the bloody dog!"

[photodavy]

what's teh name of the sogn that starts?

[GreatFezzo]

I KNICKED THE BLOODY DOG! hilarious.

[jameweights]

fecking brilliant, this is such a good clip, rozzers is quite a unique word, lol, funny.

[mattxyz]

rossers lol

[robinatin]

well dats jolly good time aint it

[drugzninsomnia]

PWNED HAHAHAHHAHAHA