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  • ROCKY >>>>>>

    Man, this is damn good list.

  • "I'm Happy" "No Your not" "Your right" AHHHHHH ROTFL

  • Loved the Amadeus one. That fuc*ing laugh got on my nerves.

  • Can't you see that man is a nig... Oh shit...

  • Matrix lol, and swe iii "man, i bet on the wrong horse" :D

  • scarface in 5 seconds:

    "so you like men tony?"

    "say hello to my little friend!"

    Fin

  • The ship cont sink!

    *Bloop*

    EEEYOOOOOO

  • Kgfhvdhv rice crispies

  • Mister Frodo!

    Sam!

    -The end-

  • Lol, if you had waited, you could have put the inception one, that one was funny.

  • LOL all 3 BTTF ones FTW!

  • Say Fried chicken then press 3 for it's crispy

  • Not 5 seconds

  • @crow33215 the 5 seconds part was more of a metaphor. it really means just a shortened version

  • i luved Star Wars II and III

    And LOTR too.

    "Mr. Frodo..."

    "Sam"

    *Gollum spits*

    KABOOM!

  • Nigger

  • BEAN is my favourite :D

  • @1973svp thats my least favorite

  • But the ship can't sink!

    Dunk

  • TITANIC LMAO: D

  • LEM

  • LAME

    

  • I got a baaaaaaad felin 'bout dis!

  • ah wah ah ha (man your 60) yeah.... lmfao!!!!

  • star wars 2= kristen stewart

  • JOKER: hehehehe

    JOKER: hehehehe

    JOKER: hehehehe

    BATMAN: *pow

    JOKER: IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH

  • this isn't five seconds!!! 

  • matrix

    Neo: wow...!

    the end.

  • hahahhahahahaha some of them are absolutely funny. Good video, it mades me remember my childhood and some moments that I had forgotten

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh (get eaten) ah whos hungry

  • rofl amadeus

  • wtf lotr O_o

  • how are you?

    im great

    *BOOM*

    that sucks

  • Mr Bean does not know the meaning of rational.

  • Thumbs up for Blazing Saddles.

  • 6:51 Looks like he finally found out about the shivers

  • why the Passion? he died on that cross for us!

  • @coasterfan321 Neo did too

  • amadeus won xDDD

  • I'm going to hell for laughing that hard at passion of the christ. lol

  • OH MY GOD! Some of these are actually five seconds.

  • They are all like 10 seconds....

  • Can't u see that we need a digger?

  • aargghhuubhuughhahfh rice krispies...

  • Titanic definitely won and is realy in 5 seconds xD

  • @MrDex223 *really

  • There is no god.

  • arrgyah?

    man you're 60!

    uugh...

  • Nigger FFFT nigger FFFT nigger

  • Im happy. No your not. PEWPEWPEW SLASH!

  • But this ship can't sink *SPLOOSH*

  • 5th one down>>>

  • im happy im sad im mad im sad oh are you darth vader yet

  • Best video EVAR!

  • I´m Batman!

  • I didn't like the part of the godfather.

  • titanic:

    "but this ship can't sink"

    *splash*

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

  • Negir ftt negir ftt niger ftt Niger ftt nigre ftt

  • This is what i heard in the godfather; uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhuuuuuhhhiuuuuu­uiiiiiyuuuuuugggghhhhhhuuuuggh­hhhh rice krispies

  • thumbs up if you think these should be the new trailers!

  • I recommend taking a shit BEFORE watching this video. I held it off for this video and I almost crapped myself.

  • The Back to the Future actually makes aLOT of sense.

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  • 4:06 I think stuartie101's version was better.

  • Lol Godfather

  • - Man, you're sixty!

    - Jeablah...

    :DD

  • bettle juice is GODLY :)))

  • Haha matrix "whoa"

  • Favorite one was Jurassic Park. Hahahah XD

  • hit one for humpy anakin

  • Golden eye I found his penis.

  • at 7:13 i laughed very hard

  • The Titanic one is my favorite by far.  Hysterical! Wonderful job!

  • WHO'S THE GUY WITH GLASSES??!

  • @Zaza55556 nostalgia critic

  • @stric128 hum. ok..?

  • @Zaza55556 ...you know.... like angry video game nerd except he's bitchin' about bad films instead of bad games... at the end of his review you can read the same thing as here: that guy with the glasses x)

  • Aren't you Darth Vader yet?

  • ~How are you?

    ~I'm great

    **BLAM**

    ~That sucks.

  • Titanic = Greatness

  • forgot the lion king

  • that sucks.

  • American Beauty one was best, because it was actually 5 seconds.

  • @munkper stop being picky they are just aname given to these kind of videos its purely to make people laugh not for people to moan if they are 2 seconds longer etc

  • Revenge if the with was the best

  • 6:21...I don't even know what to say. lol.

  • kamida and tetsuo is literally all i remember from akira. o and DUUUH DUUUUH

  • the best was 0:17- 0:54

  • kfgwdhfghvbkjwbshbwhblfjknnfkj­dbhrhgjdgbsdlkbwklflkwhghkfgnd­amvkjlighrwjhdvbkjbfmvnskdjnlv­khbkjbfjnblsmvnbkjefnsmvcgjfhs­dkl rice krispies

  • Song at 4:00 ? Sorry if it's a stupid question, I haven't seen the matrix :S

  • @cavedweller1996 Rise against the machine, same title. I think.

  • Matrix!! LMAO!!

  • LMAO that Jar jar binks one was brilliant cuz he contributed to Anakin becoming Darth Vader!

  • snatch and titanic

  • snatch

  • are you darth vader yet? lmao!

  • Blazing Saddles was the best!! I roflmao'd so hard!!!!

  • LOL at Matrix

  • Kanidaaaaa! That kills people!

  • I liked the part where it was 5 seconds long!

  • Hahaha! 0:15 - 0:35 .. Love it!

  • this is genius!!! please make more of them i love it!!!!!!!!!!

  • ajsdf;asdf rice krispies haha

  • jurasic park is the best :P

  • wow this video is heavy

  • I WANT MY 5 SECONDS IN MY LIFE BACK!

  • man u sixty! lmao

  • haha at the end of the mafia one hes like gkjdnkdf rice crispies...

  • SOOME GE A KICK, FROM COCAAAIINE!!!!

  • welcome to jurasic park ahhhhh roarrrr ahhhhhhh whos hungry

  • gehgeheg rice crispies.

  • This is almost abusively unfunny.

  • CANADA TETSUOOOOOOOO

  • 2:00-2:20 - celej Schwartzenberg :D

  • @TheMarcusCZ XD

  • The Titanic was my fav!Jurassic Park was my 2nd!

  • @ClickKopf Thanks Sherlock

  • i'm happy

    no you're not

    you're right

    I HATE YOU!!!!

    boy, did i bet on the wrong horse (do they even have horses in Star Wars?)

  • @TheMonsterMadness He added the voice after

  • @TheMonsterMadness no but they have tontons i think that'll work

  • @TheMonsterMadness force...

    

  • there are so many quotes i want to put in a comment

  • 2:20 rice krispies?

  • MAN U 60! I know :(

  • Battlefield Bad Company 2 in 5 seconds: /watch?v=Lr0assmFC00

  • 173 people have eaten food covered with piss

  • @MrIlive4metal

    biebers one of them

  • 5 seconds my fuckin' ass.

  • @XicMalix Its the best of movies that was cut 5 seconds. Which one was the funniest. It wasn't meant to be 5 seconds. It's a collection...

  • @crazycc5433 if you didn't realise, none of the videos in that collection are 5 seconds, bitch.

  • @XicMalix No need to get rude, bitch

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  • jurassic park LOL WHOS HUNGRY BAHHAHAHAHA

  • I have no idea what 'American Beauty' is about, but that one had me laughing hysterically. xD

    I wish you'd included 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe,' though. That one's my favorite of the 5-second Movies.

  • none of these were actually 5 seconds and the only good one was star wars three

  • how dare you mock the death of our self-sacrificing lord?!

  • *video ends*

    wat the bloody hell was that?

  • Star Wars II xD

  • Dzięki, teraz już wiem, że 5 sekund trwa mniej więcej od 4 do 20 sekund!

    +4U

  • haha

    Thanks for posting this. I love Doug's stuff but it takes forever to upload them on his site.

  • Me and my bro were watching this at the store on my iPod, we were laughing so hard the people were looking at us lol

  • passion of the christ is the best!

  • mhmhmmmhmmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmmhmhh­hhmmmmmhmhmmmMMMMHHMMHMHMMMMMM­HMHmmmhmhmhm rice krispies

  • How are you?

    I'm great

    *blam*

    That sucks

  • "amadeus" was greate! but "american beaty" even more conceptual.

  • CANADA!

  • 5:25 Roflmao

  • I'm happy

    No ur not!

    your right.

    ROFLMAO xDD

  • First watch to entire clip, then go back to the most fun parts ;)

    0:55 - 1:14 Weh Beh Weh Beh

    2:00 - 2:20 Eqwrenioqwrnoicvxnanep

    3:56 - 4:14 Wow Talk Splash

    4:42 - 5:00 Frodo Sam Pfff Bam Hobbits Waaaaaah

    5:25 - 5:37 Ahahahaha Plurf, There it is

    7:09 - End Tutuut Burp Nigger Bang Nigger Burp (no offense)

    Was laughing at this video for half an hour :p

  • "That's Mr.Kanada to you PUNK!! D:<"

  • my fav was str wrs 2

  • these are voiced over

  • @ClickKopf and?

  • Call me racist, but niggers and farts made Blazing Saddles the winner for me. (Right after The Titanic one, cause that's obviously unbeatable)

  • @Soakedboy hehe KFC grape koolaid, lynching hehe

  • check out scarface in 5 seconds thats the funniest out of them all :D

  • The Ghostbusters one was 13 seconds.

  • How many of these were actually not five seconds....

  • The passion of the christ was just funny!!

  • blazing saddles looks good! XD haha

  • Star wars episode 1 was the best. No one likes Jar Jar Binks...Personally i think George Lucas put him in there to piss everyone off

  • mwaarggghhhaaamwaaa rice crispy

  • the passion of the christ...best

  • There were the best Lord of the Rings and titanic. But I haven´t seen Pirates of the Caribean there yet:(

  • holy fucking shit, i know it's wrong, but 4:56 has got to be the funniest!

  • nigga please

  • Star wars three is the funniest! omg

  • the passion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­!!! Looooooooool

  • I love the Back to the Future ones. AWESOME!! :D <3

  • "ahzhuhwuhhhzhhuhzhz Rice Krispies" XD

  • titanic!!!!!

    

  • BEETLEJUICE= awesome

  • best ones: (order of appearance)

    1- star wars and the revenge of the sith

    2- rocky

    3- jurassic park

    4- titanic

    5- amadeus!

  • "Boy did I bet on the wrong horse."

  • the Rocky one gets me every time

  • heh, who's hungry?

  • A funny titanic one would be all the people in the water and then stamper from goldeneye shooting them with the machine guy.

  • WOW

  • OMFG Hhahahahaha! the passion of the christ was funny as shit!

  • The godfather XD : nananenannnenananenanananennen­anenanenenaenanennenenennanane­nneaaneneanenaenaenenanenaeann­anenanenaen nice skript...