Make no mistake, Jesus will return to get his people, and will seperate the sheep from the goats. Make sure you're ready. There's still time and hope, if you'll stop mocking him, and start trusting him.
u should sell that on EBAY for all the jesus freaks that would buy that hell they will pay 100k for a fucking piece of toast with his "face on it" why not a condom :)
OMG. Com'on Reese I'm actually starting to like you because of your sense of humor, but please, PLEASE stop making JESUS or GOD involve, it's a low blow man.
@zevenech LOL he's not making fun of Jesus or God... he's making fun of the people who claim they see Jesus and God in their daily lives like on toast
Oh Reese, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. You are brilliant and irreverent. Also, the beard and church boy hairstyle worked surprisingly well on you. : ) I could just picture you on True Blood along with the whackjob Newlins.
Truly a miracle! Jesus comes in all forms. Just the other day I was taking a dump, and there he was. Eat enough fiber, and stay regulated surely Jesus's face may be waiting to stare back at you from the bottom of a toilet peeping through the wads of tissue.
Much as I love you, you're going to burn in hell for that one ;) No, let me take that back, 'cause I'm not sure there's a hell. Just watch out for rabid Christians who try to set you on fire :)
what an atrocious pun. blasphemy of the highest order. i prefer reese with his mouth full and without the shirt and the tie and the pants and the underwear.......lift your legs to jesus and praise the lord!
I'm a Christian, and I'm a little offended by this. But you're so cute, I don't know if I should rebuke you or kiss your sweet lips.
ddshane 3 weeks ago
A true spokesman for jesu's camp
Ancaryvan 1 month ago
More like Jiz-us. Damn, now I'm going to Hell aren't I?
BratzBoyMax 1 year ago
Make no mistake, Jesus will return to get his people, and will seperate the sheep from the goats. Make sure you're ready. There's still time and hope, if you'll stop mocking him, and start trusting him.
mooney137 1 year ago
u should sell that on EBAY for all the jesus freaks that would buy that hell they will pay 100k for a fucking piece of toast with his "face on it" why not a condom :)
mrorangebastard 1 year ago
OMG. Com'on Reese I'm actually starting to like you because of your sense of humor, but please, PLEASE stop making JESUS or GOD involve, it's a low blow man.
zevenech 1 year ago
@zevenech LOL he's not making fun of Jesus or God... he's making fun of the people who claim they see Jesus and God in their daily lives like on toast
heidishoshana 1 year ago
It makes sense that if Jesus if everywhere, he must also be inside of men's penises. Hallelujah Freaky J!
gigator39 1 year ago
that was so so gay.....
teraniel11 1 year ago
is this some kind of a joke???
teraniel11 1 year ago
omg... you look hot...
teraniel11 1 year ago
Ha, Randy told me about you, Reese, you rock!
jamesters 1 year ago
I laughed my ass off!!!! Awesome Job Reese!
Musclekevin1 2 years ago
OH SWEET JEEBUS. YES LAWD!!! YOU HATH SPOKEN TO THIS MAN THROUGH HIS CONDOM AND WE HEED YOUR WORD.
LMAO this is fucking awesome!!! Great video man.
DazedConfused989 2 years ago
Well Spoken my friend... You got the language down :)
ReeseRideoutVideos 2 years ago
Hahahahaha!!!, it's so funny!, I LOVE U REESE!.
SniperKorelev 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOO
Reese Rideout, you are epic
I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3
TheBootyLover09 2 years ago
@kdec1662 hes hot as hell, and hes normally a top so go suck one
sexyman131995 2 years ago
Oh Reese, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. You are brilliant and irreverent. Also, the beard and church boy hairstyle worked surprisingly well on you. : ) I could just picture you on True Blood along with the whackjob Newlins.
Erydanus 2 years ago 5
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "...Praise the lord!..." Hahahaha!
helixreel 2 years ago 3
Truly a miracle! Jesus comes in all forms. Just the other day I was taking a dump, and there he was. Eat enough fiber, and stay regulated surely Jesus's face may be waiting to stare back at you from the bottom of a toilet peeping through the wads of tissue.
PoppedLASTICZ 2 years ago 2
You got that right Brother! We each have been given a gift. May others get a glimpse of what we've been treated too!
ReeseRideoutVideos 2 years ago
hes sexy.....
fashizzleg0720090 2 years ago
Reese Rideout.... I loves you!
dokboy77 2 years ago
I think i can make jesus come in a condom too, and maybe i can sell it for a few hundred grand on ebay. nice :).
sexisfun000 2 years ago
That was great. You should do more comedy.
kev121 2 years ago 2
One take. Not bad.
verathewaitress 2 years ago
lmao i love it:)
yazzlerazzle 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I think its disrespectful... there are millions of people who believe in Jesus... in his image... you have to respect that... you are so lame...
bolotolo 2 years ago
@bolotolo
grow up.
wildzac 2 years ago
this is too funny LMAO...the so called Jesus CAME or in other terms C#$
xzavier69 2 years ago
Reese is ridick. haha
chdwckvnstrsslhm 2 years ago
Too long...no pun intended. But very funny! LMAO
Loudone82 2 years ago
better to party in hell than serve in heaven
rubick79 2 years ago
Hooray sell it on EBAY!!! ;D
ketoidi 2 years ago
So not funny. too long to lame.
nikonite 2 years ago
Much as I love you, you're going to burn in hell for that one ;) No, let me take that back, 'cause I'm not sure there's a hell. Just watch out for rabid Christians who try to set you on fire :)
goldbergje 2 years ago
what an atrocious pun. blasphemy of the highest order. i prefer reese with his mouth full and without the shirt and the tie and the pants and the underwear.......lift your legs to jesus and praise the lord!
ricmarc 2 years ago
meh
changito1227 2 years ago
**cracking up** so many come/came jokes going through my head. And you showed proper respect for the occasion with a tie! Love it!
spaceyray 2 years ago
ee7uuuuuu!who makes those, omg
digibluez 2 years ago
Hilariously blasphemous.
fezmel 2 years ago
Oh man... hilarious
lifeloveandmia 2 years ago
LOL... OMG!!! that was too damn funny
briteyesalso4u 2 years ago
OMG hilarious!!
DreamBoye 2 years ago
Sexy, funny, you are too much. LOL. DAR
dar082163 2 years ago
you hair are amazing mmmmmmmmm :P
SlickAlby 2 years ago
That was Excellent.
Atlantarama 2 years ago
lol so funny!
duweyjoe 2 years ago
stupid jesus dont appear like that
residentevil808 2 years ago