Rofl... I can spare 20 dollars my full tilt poker ID = elrela2094 =D
And yes
I found on Full Tilts blog last thursday you can make an account on their webpage with the promo code SPECIALS 1 thing though you cant allready have an account registered on their site.It really is a sweet promo deal. Make a deposit and they DOUBLE it plus a few other important perks. It is limited to the first 1500 players that sign up usin this
PartyPoker has dropped their bonus release requirements by 75%! Signup and get the normal $500 signup bonus that you get anyway, but if you use the old party bonus code "SIGNUP" you get monthly existing player bonuses, and most get nice cash surprises from time to time if you play at least once a month.
WTF is up with them noobs always winning with crap? When I started playing I never won shit. Now I got experience and I still get it up the ass every fuckin hand.
Well of course it is. Especially compared to a fuckin brainiac like you. And you should know considering all those hands we've played agains eachother. Dumb fuck.
Good players do win more hands than they lose. And when I play live I sure as fuck do. Online it's a different story. That shit is programmed to let lowlife retards like you suck out 9 outta 10 times and consequently let them think they actually got some skills. Which results in ignorant laughable remarks like your's. Just accept the fact you're a ignorant low class degenerate fuck and stop bothering people who are and always will be way out of your league little girl. It's fuckin pathetic.
Online poker isn't rigged, I play hundreds of thousands a year and have poker tracker and can tell you that everything adds up! As will anyone who does it for a job coz the stats don't lie over 500,000 hands...If I were to guess what your problem is, is that you run bad for a week or two, ( or play bad ) lose your roll and then don't have the money to deposit to take advantage of when the tide does turn.. I earn a living off it as do many others, it's not rigged I can assure you..
Getting outdrawn 9 outta 10 times is not my idea of stats adding up. The only way to win online is to play overly aggressive and hope the other guy lays down the worst hand before the inevitable miracle card appears. Hence the typical style of the online player. A bad run is one thing but this shit happens consistantly ever since I tried to get something going online about 2 years ago. It's a total crock of shit and I'm fuckin done with it. At least live the laws of probability apply.
LOL. You're an imbecile. If it's rigged, who is it rigged in favor of? Anyone who isn't you? Over the long run, you lose online cause you play bad online. Only possibility. Chances are you play bad and lose playing live also, it's just easier to decieve yourself cause you dont have to look at your empty poker account at the end of every month like you do online.
Lately I've looked at it objectively (as far as possible) and some dodgy situations aside I've concluded that it's probably legit. The problem is fuckin retards not understanding the essence of poker and relentlessly chase and bluff with crap and turning it into a fuckin crapshoot eliminating every skill involved. And of course when they suck out they fool themselves into thinking they got mad skills. I'm guessing you're one of them. Your comment just screams "I'm a self-overestamating donkey".
Uhhh 'retards who relentlessly chase a bluff with crap' are who make the game profitable. You make it sound as if it's a bad thing they like to give their money away. Probably because you're one of them.
If I was one of them I'd take my profit from sucking out and keep quiet. And how the hell is getting constant bad beats profitable? The flawed logic in you're reply boggles the mind.
Because, provided you have a large enough sample of hands, bad beats are neutralized and, over time, if you make less mistakes than your opponents, you win money. So you either
A) Haven't played a large enough sample for the beats to even out
or (much more likely)
B) are atrocious at poker and lose because you suck, and rationalize ti to yourself that you're unlucky.
Lol at complaining about 'retards who chase and bluff' all the time. Those players are the reason we can make a profit at this game. If you complain about the fish, it means that you're not profiting from them...
whos the guy who stole annettes chip at 5:08??
drewdonham 2 months ago
phills a nice guy i know he can and has been a jerk, but he really seems like a nice guy to me and has a good sence of humor
MrDrugist 11 months ago
antonius with a mouthful of food "top 2" i had a feeling you hit the fucking 8
junktownjerkyvendor 1 year ago
@orrisstrill9097
Rofl... I can spare 20 dollars my full tilt poker ID = elrela2094 =D
And yes
I found on Full Tilts blog last thursday you can make an account on their webpage with the promo code SPECIALS 1 thing though you cant allready have an account registered on their site.It really is a sweet promo deal. Make a deposit and they DOUBLE it plus a few other important perks. It is limited to the first 1500 players that sign up usin this
Negreanuz2121 1 year ago
does anyone know what gus said?? did he say anything to antonius or ??
IPAWNMYQUEENS 2 years ago
lol lamsa. what a retard he must play mostly online and expects a suckout on the river
BoobiesHooray 2 years ago
lol at the wacky PA and Hansen pots
ch53tm 2 years ago
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PartyGamingPlc 2 years ago
Lol at the call with King high.
Parasite1001 2 years ago 5
lol thats when kenny gets for trying to bluff an amateur
tehbronzeh 2 years ago
i love what raymer said... very true especially in cash games
bulrogexe 3 years ago
LOL @ the n00b fish pwning Kenny. ROFL
TheIllegit 3 years ago
GUS always hits a 3 of a kind, every hand! lool
gunsblazin1000 3 years ago
I'm surprised Hellmuth didnt freak out when he busted out. And he didnt even insult the player he kicked him out...
Gnocchi 3 years ago 2
i was shocked too -- he was smiling???!!!
LittleTramp1921 3 years ago 2
He was like that also at the 2007 World Series of Poker U.S.. Maybe he finally learned how to lose gracefully.
VideoY3K 3 years ago
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win a seat to the next main event. code FreeSeat at full tilt
Fig8Tuma 3 years ago
WTF is up with them noobs always winning with crap? When I started playing I never won shit. Now I got experience and I still get it up the ass every fuckin hand.
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
yeah its coz you're a fucking donkey
arcticoasisbeatle 3 years ago
Well of course it is. Especially compared to a fuckin brainiac like you. And you should know considering all those hands we've played agains eachother. Dumb fuck.
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
well you said you "get it up the ass every hand" and good players win more hands than they lose... just accept the fact you're a fucking idiot
arcticoasisbeatle 3 years ago
Good players do win more hands than they lose. And when I play live I sure as fuck do. Online it's a different story. That shit is programmed to let lowlife retards like you suck out 9 outta 10 times and consequently let them think they actually got some skills. Which results in ignorant laughable remarks like your's. Just accept the fact you're a ignorant low class degenerate fuck and stop bothering people who are and always will be way out of your league little girl. It's fuckin pathetic.
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
Online poker isn't rigged, I play hundreds of thousands a year and have poker tracker and can tell you that everything adds up! As will anyone who does it for a job coz the stats don't lie over 500,000 hands...If I were to guess what your problem is, is that you run bad for a week or two, ( or play bad ) lose your roll and then don't have the money to deposit to take advantage of when the tide does turn.. I earn a living off it as do many others, it's not rigged I can assure you..
arcticoasisbeatle 3 years ago
Getting outdrawn 9 outta 10 times is not my idea of stats adding up. The only way to win online is to play overly aggressive and hope the other guy lays down the worst hand before the inevitable miracle card appears. Hence the typical style of the online player. A bad run is one thing but this shit happens consistantly ever since I tried to get something going online about 2 years ago. It's a total crock of shit and I'm fuckin done with it. At least live the laws of probability apply.
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
LOL. You're an imbecile. If it's rigged, who is it rigged in favor of? Anyone who isn't you? Over the long run, you lose online cause you play bad online. Only possibility. Chances are you play bad and lose playing live also, it's just easier to decieve yourself cause you dont have to look at your empty poker account at the end of every month like you do online.
TheIllegit 3 years ago 3
Lately I've looked at it objectively (as far as possible) and some dodgy situations aside I've concluded that it's probably legit. The problem is fuckin retards not understanding the essence of poker and relentlessly chase and bluff with crap and turning it into a fuckin crapshoot eliminating every skill involved. And of course when they suck out they fool themselves into thinking they got mad skills. I'm guessing you're one of them. Your comment just screams "I'm a self-overestamating donkey".
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
Uhhh 'retards who relentlessly chase a bluff with crap' are who make the game profitable. You make it sound as if it's a bad thing they like to give their money away. Probably because you're one of them.
TheIllegit 3 years ago
If I was one of them I'd take my profit from sucking out and keep quiet. And how the hell is getting constant bad beats profitable? The flawed logic in you're reply boggles the mind.
ScreenJunkie 3 years ago
Because, provided you have a large enough sample of hands, bad beats are neutralized and, over time, if you make less mistakes than your opponents, you win money. So you either
A) Haven't played a large enough sample for the beats to even out
or (much more likely)
B) are atrocious at poker and lose because you suck, and rationalize ti to yourself that you're unlucky.
TheIllegit 3 years ago
Lol at complaining about 'retards who chase and bluff' all the time. Those players are the reason we can make a profit at this game. If you complain about the fish, it means that you're not profiting from them...
cdleeman 2 years ago
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IPAWNMYQUEENS 2 years ago
haha what a call omg he didnt even know... and good steal by some guy who knicks the girls chips. i reckon he thinks it his chip so he takes it
RaySmey 3 years ago 3
What is Isabelle Mercier thinking wearing those clothes? Is she a female soldier or rapster?
strontaandekont 3 years ago 4
how can you make a comeback from 0 chips?
misspinsent 3 years ago
yeah im sure they made him give it back.
It zooms out real quick but it's still funny.
westernearth 3 years ago
Start watching at 5:14, the girl knocks a chip off her stack and the guy to her left steals it when it rolls over to him. She didn't notice.
vegasmike111 3 years ago 12
LOL. yup noticed it.
hjobb 3 years ago 2
I think its ok. She ended up winning the main event.
frank2982 3 years ago
i dont think she cares. she won the bracelet.
wendel88 3 years ago
n1 Gus...!
PsykoProduction 3 years ago
wow a nice hellmuth knocked out
dontwheynoeko 3 years ago 2
Look at the guy stealing a chip at 05:15.
ToTheTopJohnny 3 years ago 4
Owned
RockerJeri 3 years ago