Colette's Miracle Noodles

[flawedprophet]

My god i think you are absolutely gorgeous!

[powerlifted]

take more roids you moose and nice lame looking fake tits you he/she

[mariahlove08]

What foods should I eat before going into the gym? How can I get bigger boobs and butt like yours?

[75derrick]

Come on this is ridiculous what in the world is this woman doing to herself.She is totally killing her body go ahead keep injecting yourself with the juice and you will explowe into those noodles that you have on your hand

[pinz2022]

@75derrick

If she gives up the juice now she might be okay but if she keeps up with it the cosmetic disfigurement will kick in and it will be permanent. The prematurely aged skin. The unnaturally deep voice. The mannish features (and the abnormalities below the belt) will stay with her forever even after she goes off the roids.

It's too bad, she seems likeable and--if she let herself become normal again--quite attractive.

[SpadeAce90]

1:47 i saw what u did there

[tubebitch12]

Damn! She has got arms, bigger than Hulk Hogan?

[thefunkyone247]

thank you colette for the recipe. i'm debating to get sirataki noodles. love from the uk-xx

[jujajun99]

Thank you! And may I say I Loove people like you. The feeling of inspiration hits a person as soon as they see you.  Just look at you and I want to go work out. You make me say I can Do IT. Best Arnold voice, lol. Also, your muscles really suit you, don't detract from your femininity at all^_^

[LaJoyci]

Yum!! I have to make that! Thank-you

[GretchenCarlson]

I LOVE capers. Thank you so much for sharing this recipe. Good grief, I can't believe how rude people are and how nasty their comments can be - I'm sure you're ignoring them all, don't want to waste energy on such negativity! You look awesome, Colette! What an inspiration!

[RoboBELGIUM]

That man scares me!

[sunshine32151]

Thanks for this video, you are an inspiration and I admire your dedication. I am just starting the journey to Weight loss and I appreciated this video.

[DisableThis1Bitch]

What, in god's name, would posses a woman to get so fuckin ripped like that?? that shit is so nasty!! jesus h. christ, you are fuckin disgusting

[Gamebanga]

@DisableThis1Bitch NO! You are disgusting! I hope one day you will grow mentally and become a better human being. You belong in a cage!

[SonicXStyle]

fark i think someone payed her out when she was a child and shes come back for revenge

[Famfriass]

wow.....she is really built to the T! 

[b8torfan2011]

I could watch her cook all day long...

[ivoandsumi]

@b8torfan2011 you really should see a specialist

[b8torfan2011]

@ivoandsumi She looks great, is super sexy, and likes to cook-what's not to like?

[mordeathmark]

@b8torfan2011 some big muscles right there

[NebulousEsoteric]

HOLY SHIT a woman who can ACTUALLY beat a man to death.

[Gamebanga]

@NebulousEsoteric Sad comment! Great video!



[NebulousEsoteric]

@Gamebanga Hey just being honest, no offence intended and props to her!

[TheKingtut777]

great job and great voice!!

[3carats]

I think your beautiful!!! I am trying the noodles as it type this!!! They are almost like ramen noodles!

[The0bvious]

Nice job.

[yvonnes10]

Great recipe!! I'm one of those that have never tried capers, but I look forward to trying with these noodles...Thanks for the video and info:o))

[marinian]

This looks good, thanks for posting. I'm going to give it a try tonight.

[fixiosis]

drain my fluids with your hands!

[ballinx30]

itd be iike fucking a man.. no thanks. she'd probably end up fucking me instead.

[kavehahangar]

@ballinx30, have you fucked a man? it sounds like you have. She's on here helping people and you post hurtful shit for what reason. You deserve a punch in the face.

[ballinx30]

@kavehahangar why cus im honest? if you deny it your just lying to yourself.

[CollardPeople]

i can understand you wanting to help people eat right but it appears you are taking something that'll cause you to grow a small penis, hair on your face, even get male pattern baldness that'll never be healthy looking for anyone. taking steroid is cheating no matter you justify it!

[Coml3teBliss]

@CollardPeople haha! very true.

[orly445]

steroids do great things for women, this is unreal, beautiful

[bguettler2112]

colette looks freaking huge and gorgeous in this video.

[PunisherPlaythroughs]

Zero calories noodles?!

[dandan1703]

man dat size is horrible on a women no offence

but to be fair im probobly just jelous i cant get that size no matter how hard i try lol

well maybe with some steroids

[osar2009]

@dandan1703 Yeah, this damned beast on 'roids has more testosterone than a regular guy!!!

[Azn209stocktown]

OMG I want to arm wrestle you!

[uscrunch]

i could probly rock her world =)

[kellieboo45]

Colette I am glad I found you. I have watched several of your cooking videos. Thanks for all of the cooking tips girl!

[Genki666Sudo]

she would rip ya dick of like the a salary stock

[06livefast]

dude that chick would rip you in half in bed. pack you up like a suitcase and take ya to florida. pz!

[EHSstriker10]

omg shes big...anywho what kinda noodles are good for body building and bulking up...i heard ramen noodles were ok/good

[yippe]

Hey collettey. Ive only just heard about these noodles. Im in a bulking phase at the moment. But in 12 weeks ill be going high protein low carb. Can you tell me do these noodles have any nutritional value? Thanks heaps.

[heelboy]

why don't you just tell us what drugs you are using...skip the noodle nonsense..and tell the truth

[yippe]

@heelboy god yet another ignorant turd. why dont you fuck off and leave others alone

[heelboy]

@yippe cause I'm not stupid enough to believe she did it all with noodles...wake up it's drugs, without the drugs she is nothing.

[yippe]

@heelboy So what if she used steroids. I love people who rave on about steroids. Do you know what they are dip shit? When you get sick do you goto the doctor and get something to make you better? Why not just let your body heal naturally? Why use drugs? So many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. Why dont you man up and hit the gym, try even sticking to a diet then tell me that just because some is juicing they are losers. Its a very difficult lifestyle to lead being healthy.

[khmsmr]

i simply love u