Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack | Intruder Alert

[99tirewire]

this is the soundtrack at valve when the steam servers are down

[klte1]

I've set this as the alarm for my alarm clock. I never showered and dressed so quickly.

[Mico98898]

I always play this song when someone grab my intel... wait.... hey! My intelligence!

[ColourBall14]

1, 1, 1 ehh 1!

[Xeldian]

DAT TRUMPET

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

school bands should learn to play this song.

[coldmfan3]

100 points for the trumpet 0:55

[Portalprelude14322]

The Administrator: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! RED Spy in the base!

BLU Soldier: A RED Spy is in the base?! [grabs a shotgun and rushes downstairs]Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut....

The Administrator: Protect the briefcase!

BLU Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!

BLU Scout: [trying to open the briefcase room door] Yo, a little help here?!

BLU Soldier: All right, all right, I've got it. Stand back, son. [punches numbers into the door lock] One, one, one... uh... one?

[MrFuckKid]

this is my favorite song

[Mico98898]

Intruder alert! Red spy is humping scout's mom!

What?

DESTROY THE RELATIONSHIP!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY THE RELATIONSHIP

YO! There is a 'don't disturb' sign!

Stand back son..... unlock,unlock,unlock... uhhhhh.... unlock

NOOOOOO

INCOMING!!!!

[Stolemyusename]

running around in public with this playing loud on the boombox strapped on your back, you feel like the police will never catch you

[dilegox]

Intruder alert red spy on the base!!

[louismetcalfe]

Right behind you.

[noobsaibot7000]

i wanna learn the bassline to this song :)

[Ikesgurl123]

Intruder alert! Red spy is in the base!

[acti0nstudios]

ALERT! SPY IS IN THE BASE!

[brofenix]

Incredibles stole this ;)

[MystyrNile]

@brofenix Incredibles is from 2004. . . .

[mariothief]

ALERT ALERT! RED DISLIKERS IN THE VIDEO! Red dislikers in the video? PROTECT THE LIKE BAR! We need to protect the like bar!

[Sodapopper100]

Goes perfect when playing Rush in BC2 when someone arms the objective

[SonicSpin341]

@Sodapopper100 noone plays that game anymore

[Sodapopper100]

@SonicSpin341 The hell your talking about? alot of people play it!

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@Sodapopper100 hes just mad because people are losing interest in sonic and hes starting to fade away so he goes to popular games and hates on them. honestly jealousy doesnt get people anywhere so why do fags keep getting jealous?

[Sodapopper100]

@Slaya0Zombies1243 Its all in a fags life....... lol

Dont get me wrong i like sonic but its going dead now

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@Sodapopper100 ya thats what im talking about, and eventualy itle get to a point to where sonics only know to hipsters that search for old things to become obsessed with and the very ocasional passerby.

[TheAssTroll]

Dog home alone

Hears family coming home

*Intruder alert starts*

[The2ndThomasKing2000]

HEY BOYS ITS A SPY!!!!!!! "pyro burns the spy"

[TheGuyAcrossTheRoad]

@The2ndThomasKing2000 And all his teammates while spy-checking.

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@The2ndThomasKing2000 We"re on the same team you imbisil!

[The2ndThomasKing2000]

@Slaya0Zombies1243 nope.avi.... that spy was a spy?

[joriswol]

This is in my opinion THE TF2 main theme.

[zombiepill0]

1, 1, 1, errrr...1!!!!

[SuperSolidSteak]

INCOMING!!!!!

[rabbidscool]

1,1,1 uurrggh 1. WTF?!?!?!?!? that password got hacked from valve

[lokibazlucky]

There will be a dislike in any second... aaaaaaaannnnnyyyy seeeeecoond now.... HERE! Wait no... that's just Justin Bieber penis...

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

Goes perfectly with an 80's car chase.

[KassRedFox]

@TheWeegeeOfWin When I read this comment DRIV3R comes to my mind.

Thanks for the memories, stranger!

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@TheWeegeeOfWin 80's? more like 60's

[Seanog24]

.... He'll turn red any second now

[MatasanosYCo]

red spy is base!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[Helljumper125]

3 people didn't hear the announcer, and forgot to protect the briefcase, or were BLU Soldier, Scout and Heavy. Next disliker is the BLU Spy back from the dead...

[exelentdude]

" *Insert a map name here* IN A NUTSHELL!!"

[Juliansnake1000]

this is what i play when i see my little brother playing TF2 with Mic.

[JediBlackbelt]

Avert, the dislikers have stolen our originality

[88deathguy]

BUILDINBUILDINBUILDINBUILDINDU­ILDIN POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS SEESEESEESEESEESEE *Random explosions* DING!

That my friend, is TF2 in a nutshell

[iConVdragoon]

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

[MrHeatmaster78]

Sax solo starting at 0:35 is amazing accompanied by the trumpet solo starting at 0:52.

Those 2 solos are just amazing.

[manmandude9]

ALERT! AN UNORIGINAL JOKE HAS ENTERED YOUTUBE!

[guaton92]

Nutshell videos in a nutshell

[Goripatapon]

The BLU Spy, Soldier and the Heavy disliked this video.

[MatasanosYCo]

Red spy in base?!

[SkippingAsssassin117]

Red alert, 3 people disliked the video

3 people disliked the video!?

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

Yo got ping over here

Stand back son. Hack hack hack....umm..HACK.

Lets go lets go!!

[BLUHaired]

@SkippingAsssassin117 INCOMIIIIING!!

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@SkippingAsssassin117 "in between 3 people disliked the video!? and HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT" protect the video! WE GATTA PROTECT THE VIDEO!

[0Atche0]

@SkippingAsssassin117 INCOMMING!!!

[Mico98898]

@SkippingAsssassin117 Spy: Ahem.... gentlemen... I see the dislikes have been delete.

Team: Yeah!

spy: Tell me... is anyone here like to dislike videos? No? Then we still have a problem... and a troll

Scout: OOOOOOHHHHHH! BIG PROBLEM!!! But I deleted plenty of comments....

Spy: if have managed to delete all, I assure you they will hate and no one should reach to my level

Scout: what are you? the president of Youtube?

Spy: no..... that will be your father  *throw stuff...*

Scout: *gasp*

[awesomefagget]

@SkippingAsssassin117 INCOMIIIING!

AAAAHHHH

AAAAHAHAH

Gentlemen?

[yoshinator98]

intruder alert!!!!!!!!!! 3 people disliked this video!!!!!!!!

[FenrirBrother]

Someone please replace the "spotted theme" from amnesia with this and the monsters' sounds with heavies and spies and post a video about that.

[JWFTW69]

Trumpet players FTW!!!

[Mrreebo]

youtube: The birthplace of newfags

[numberman52]

@Mrreebo like you

[Mrreebo]

@numberman52

not really

I found out about this game from my friends who always played it. I got it, then about 2 months later it went F2P.

I'll admit that youtube makes me a newfag sometimes, for example, watching trailers for games that have not come out, like borderlands 2

I don't really count that, I count more when a game is 5 years old and someone is just now starting it. For example, I've been begging my friends to play bioshock since it came out. They JUST started listening.

[numberman52]

@Mrreebo lmao

[TheChristmasFan]

@Mrreebo Only newfags call other people newfags

[Mrreebo]

@TheChristmasFan

so...........you're saying that, you, too are a newfag then?

[skateerdud]

for homework i have to type an essay and this song makes even letter I type seem like i just saved to world. Homework is so much more fun now :D

[theuserofthissite]

something about the sax line in this made me feel obligated to frown contemplatively and stroke my chin while listening.

[trampek991]

Youtube Admin: What? It was obvious! He's a Youtube troll! He's going to become banned any second now!...aaany second now!...See? Ban!...No wait that's spam...

Youtube Moderator: So we still have a problem...

Youtube Admin: Big problem... alright, who's ready to find this troll?

Troll: Right behind you.

*Admin and Moderator's accounts are hacked.*

[drfiree]

dat spah.

[Shadenfruede]

3 Dislikes! 3 Dislikes! Red bit in the green!

[MystyrNile]

Listen to this song, play video games better.

[nobodysurvives229]

@ImmaUlquiorraCifer Well you are.

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

Ahem, youtubers. I see the video is safe. Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a troller on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing... nothing like the troll loose inside this building. Indeed, and now he's here to troll us! So listen up boy, or dislikes will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

[TheAttackOfPineApple]

A BLU Scout, Soldier and Heavy disliked thiz

[FrostiXD1gga]

Red is is Green!!

[ShortieProductions97]

This music is too epic..till you can't see the dislike button :)

[armyus516]

TWO RED DISLIKERS IN THE BASE!?

[Cynderfan35]

@armyus516

protect the video!

we must protect other TF2 videos!!

YO LITTLE HELP HERE DUDES?

i got it! *pushes away random person* stand back son.

*looks like, dislike buttons* Like, Like, Like.. umm.. Like.

[armyus516]

@Cynderfan35 THERES THREE! OH GOD THERE ARE EVERYWHERE!

[drfiree]

@Cynderfan35 looks like dislikers can disguise as likers.

[Shradow115]

1. Insert Meet the Spy quotes.

2. Replace certain words with YouTube terms.

3. Post comment.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

[TheSuperEricWarshot]

@Shradow115 1. Make a list

2. Make the list order the steps of a youtube fad

3. Make the last two steps ??? and PROFIT

4. Post Comment

5. ???

6. PROFIT!

[fyrerider521]

@Shradow115 ALERT! A TROLL SPAMMER IS IN THE WEBSITE!!!

[LulZpt]

@fyrerider521 i lold

[fyrerider521]

@fyrerider521 holy crap I only tried to post that once

[sonicmaster2508]

protect the briefcase

[Thegreatwario383]

Sounds like The Incredibles. Which is especially ironic because this game also looks like The Incredibles. Coincedence?

[stinkoman2x6]

@Thegreatwario383 Yet another person who fails to understand the meaning of 'irony'

[Vadim98]

A red copier in the base?

We must protect the originality!

(how ironic) 

[TheInspector3000]

The music played at Valve headquaters when steam got hacked.

[NMCLPokemon725]

@TheInspector3000 TRUE DAT

[alexisfri]

The thing i love about the commenters here is that they've all said the exact same thing

[ZzVinniezZ]

did anyone kill a red disliker on the way here?

[SirAlienGuy]

Spy: The disliker could be in this very room! It could be you! It could be me! It could even be- *soldier blows spy's head up* Soldier: What? It was obvious! He is the red disliker. Watch he will dislike the video again any second now... Any second now. See! Oh wait... that's another like.

[GiorgosK97]

Red Spy in Youtube!

[GatorTomKK]

dat music be awesome

[EpicNoob510]

( PUTS A QUOTE FROM THAT VIDEO BUT MAKES IT YOUTUBE STYLE )

[HawtDawg925]

@EpicNoob510 /Thumbs up despite how it was already been done on all the videos for this song

[pogoham]

PROTECT THE BRIEF CASE!!!

[VizipapHUN]

@pogoham WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BEEFCASE

[robykirby1]

@pikadominator666

79% actually

[pikadominator666]

@robykirby1 o ya

[Metrulizer]

@pikadominator666 You got robykirby1's attention.

Mission success.

[The4L3Xm]

@robykirby1 regardless, he is the 1%. we are the 99%. Let us rise and bring justice upon him.

[lodziklocPL]

@The4L3Xm - wrong. That disliker is less than one percent of everyone who rated this video. It's obvious, because there are more than 100 likes and just one dislike.

[pikadominator666]

@doubleagentman909 correction:

89% kids came to get attention

20% came for music

1% came for both

I am that one percent. XD

[MrWafflemanguy]

better ones /watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4&list=FLr8­KGy4KkWupBg3ImI7yGKA&index=1

[guaton92]

Owning everyone in Gravelpit as Engineer.

Autobalance doesn't give a shit.

Switched to BLU team.

Losing the will to live.

[commandoknife29]

i assure you my friend that they are nothing, nothing like the disliker loose on youtube. what are you uploader of his videos, no... that would be your mother. *whips out a laptop* what wha whaaa?!?!? YES AND NOW HERES HERE TO DISLKIKE US!!!!

[weezing22arbok]

Ooh, big problem. I got plenty of dislikes! Them dime-a-dozen Bieber-lickin' scumbags... like you! *gets disliked* Oww... no offense.

[TheJaapkoopmans]

SCOUT: Anyone little help here!

SOLDIER: Yeah, yeah I got it, uuh.. Like, like, like uuhhh..... like!

[GoodVsEvil1314]

This reminds me of the Incredibles in a way.

[starpilot1241]

@AnimeLoveoftheGod I'm not good at deciding I need your help >.<

[MrWafflemanguy]

my new ringtone.Actually i use it for school alarm

[Dunthyon]

@MrWafflemanguy WARNING, WARNING, FEVER VIRUS IN THE BLOODSTREAM.

Fever in the blood?

PROTECT THE BRAIN!

We have to protect the brain!

You: Ugh, not going to school today.

[guaton92]

I can't stop thinking of the word "nutshell" for some odd reason...

[HankJwimbleton876]

Me and my GF, to spruce up our Sex life, reinacted the "Meet the Spy" intro scene.

She was the Soldier.

I was the Heavy.

.....She's dead now. : /

[Videogammer69]

@HankJwimbleton876 Remember kids, it's never a good idea to Minigun down your girlfriend. Unless she's not making you a Sandvich.

[WulfShank]

A RED DISLIKER IN THE BASE?

[RumblezMan]

@WulfShank No prob, GRN likers already got him.

[drfiree]

@WulfShank WE NEED TO PROTECT THE VIDEO!!!!

[mateogun]

@WulfShank -Protect the video!

soilder- we need to protect the video!

[XLR8tor300]

@WulfShank A BLUE HATER IN THE BASE?

[phayulperson]

supersoldier theme! tf2 hero .v. maggotman!

[AmyFan198]

One of my favorite songs of the Valve Orchesta.

[starpilot1241]

Jazz? Or Awesomeness?

[AnimeLoveoftheGods]

@starpilot1241 Why do you have to decide? Why can't it be both?

[IHateHelicopters101]

@starpilot1241 Both!

[tikizip]

INCOMING!

[atastycookey]

(intruder alert red pie in the base)

"a red pie in the base?!"

no shit surlock

[thelittlesagg]

AHHHHHHHH, alright then.

[drifttech234]

111um.....1!

[SgtKickazz]

@drifttech234 COMING THROUGH!!!!!!!!! 

[GordonFreemanD40]

not as good as other music in tf2

[JmanHQ]

My favorite.

[gunblenotrstf]

i wish my band would agree to playing this or the main theme

[Mrhoho3]

intruder alert inturder alert red disliker in the base!

[LibertyTreeStudios]

Speaker: Alert! Call of Duty fan in the base! Protect the game!

Soldier: Call of duty fan in the base!?! we must protect the game!

Scout: Hey a little help here!

Soldier: Stand back son... 1 1 1 uh 1!

Heavy: WE MUST PROTECT LITTLE GAME!

[AkimboJavelin]

@LibertyTreeStudios I don't get it.

[peeses6]

@LibertyTreeStudios

"I see that the call of duty game is safe?"

"Yeah it is!"

"Tell me.. did anyone happen to stop call of duty fan on way here? No..? then we still got a problem." XD

[LibertyTreeStudios]

@peeses6 good one :)

[FunFriendKid1]

@peeses6

the fan has already preched our defences

[peeses6]

@FunFriendKid1

*engineer gets shot* you've seen what he has done to our colleges!

*sniper gets backstabbed* and worst of all.. he could be anyone one of us.

*medic gets killed*

He could be in this very room! he could be you, he could be me. he could even be-- *headshot*

[FunFriendKid1]

@peeses6 what it was obvious hes the fan

watch, he'll turn noob, any second now

[peeses6]

@FunFriendKid1

aaany second now.. see! no wait.. thats blood.

so we still got a problem..

BIG problem.. alright who's ready to go to find this call of duty fan?

[TheClayStudios]

@peeses6

right behind you

soldier turns around and hits him with a shovel xD

[peeses6]

@TheClayStudios

xDD

epic.

heavy: oh this is bad! very very very bad! *call of duty fan uses death ringer* I ll be seeing you! *he stabs them both*

[TheClayStudios]

@peeses6

aww I forgot about the dead ringer :P

[FunFriendKid1]

@peeses6

fan: Right behind you

[peeses6]

@FunFriendKid1

*backstab* ow! ooow!

aahh.. (doesn't remember the french part)

[FunFriendKid1]

@peeses6 \

Ahh, mon petit chofier (i guessed)

[w3inner]

@LibertyTreeStudios why protect call of duty? we should be protecting tf2 from the horrors of china rip offs

[LibertyTreeStudios]

@w3inner I was not the one protecting Call of Duty someone else was, China is not the only one, South K. has one too but with toys, niether of them are TF2, not as many hats.

[sjl0523]

@LibertyTreeStudios The one from S. Korea do have style and design that are similar to TF2. However when you look at the Chinese one, you can see that they directly ripped off TF2.

[LibertyTreeStudios]

@sjl0523 yeah the Chinese even used the same heath and who the world labels the guns anyway?!?

[petris112]

This plays when the doorbell rings

[FunFriendKid1]

1 1 1...uh 1

[linkanator]

This game is like the Incredibles....with gore.

[PoptoasterJr]

@linkanator Holy crap, I didn't even realize it, but you're right. haha

[chebrofan]

@GordonFreemanD40 Nope, not funny, you're made of fail and aids. Go eat a dick, also, stop talking bout IT

[Heksoable]

@chebrofan Lol JB fan here.

[chebrofan]

@Heksoable No, just a guy who's sick of all the comments about that thing called JB