Fearless cat

[Weatleylabs]

Stuck between a dog and water oh s**t

[ZenPapageno]

The dog finally gets down to a submissive stance. It wants to play.

[vidblogger12]

This actually CAN happen. I know cats who are friends with dogs.(trust me, I've seen it)

[hybriddefect]

Dog just wants to play.

[kuei12]

That is one useless dog.

[Abzajaful]

The thing is that cat activated his kinetic barrier to protect the dog from going in and being killed by the cat

[JinkzTM]

that cat used to fight...until it took a arrow to the knee

[snickerdoodles787]

and not a fuck was given that day

[lovelykattie]

if the dog would have to actually hit that cat..that "i'm the boss" cat would have been spot dead..kuddos to that dog for just barking..

[porov]

@lovelykattie you're an idiot

[1337anonym]

Cat is the BOSS.

I got that.

CAT IS THE BOSS!

[TheLevoy]

cool cat.....



[crystalpaquiderm]

that nigguh just didnt even give a fuck

[cloudsora]

damn that cat's a stone wall but just saying that dog's barking lets play not I'm going to eat you.

[TheNightOwl1981]

That cat is a Zen master! xD

[1337anonym]

Like a BOSS. ;-)

[Zorgstein]

я думал кот в конце разорвёт собаку на малекулы!((((

[15Mikle]

99 level of magick))))

[TDoTxBEASTMODEx]

Chuck Norris's cat

[MowgliX]

The cat knows that dog is all bark, bark bark and that it doesn't have the fighting spirit. It's just noise to him or her, of no concern what so ever.

[stankoo0]

This cat dont give a fuck

[Corrosive1]

Dog is like WHY DONT YOU GIVE A FUCK? PLEASE GIVE ME A HALF FUCK AND I'LL BE GONE

[Elssi123]

I think the cat is deaf...

[gaarlyy]

It would have been perfect if the cat went away at the end of the video.

[94GTX94]

Fearless cat is fearless

[MarkDisaster89]

not givin' a shit

[greekgiakimjfan]

DOG: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

Cat: Fuck Off

[briskenabler]

that cat was just away from his keybord to reply the dog

[beeger79]

My dad had a cat like that. Toby, he was totally BOSS!

[Tjita1]

It appears to me that the dog is a lot more scared of the cat than vice versa.

[Technobanana]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[bananahammock321]

how did I get here from nerimon...

[sooooooo0]

so why wasn't one of these animals rescued in case they killed each other...?

[Randomninja47]

The dogs probably thinking, "Come on man! Show a little bit of fear, you're making me look bad."

[kuren444]

That's why I love cats.

[winkwink242]

i love how its like "wtf?"

[GoblinXXX]

Zen kitty is thinking "Just ignore it-- Rise above it. It has nothing to do with you. Just let him bark."

[DreamerWings]

catz are coolz coz they dun give a shit

[emocional90]

this cat has some balls

[mctrikster]

And not a single fuck was given.

[chaana24]

Dog: Yo! Yo! what you doin in my hood son? I run these streets!

Cat: Yawn...

Dog: Yo! Yo son! I run these streets! I'm the baddest mofolo around this town.. you better give me my props, they...

Cat: Yeah, so, what time is it?

Dog: I don't think you know who you're messing with!!! I'll beat dat ass!

Cat: It's such a lovely day outside. now will you STFU, i'm meditating, bitch.

[imsixftsix]

This is one tough Croatian pussy!

[Corrosive1]

As a naked crazy hobo I can verify that the persentage amount of fuck that the cat gave on that sunny day, was approximately near zero

[TheCrustyJuggler]

You cannot fathom the intensity of the fuck that cat does not give.

[Vivaswaq]

Nice dog, i'm glad he/she didn't eat that cat alive because it would have been gruesome but then again i don't care about cats, only dogs

[emocional90]

@Vivaswaq dogs are dumb and cats are smarter than dogs so suck it up

[Vivaswaq]

@emocional90 Cats are dumb as fuck, their IQ levels aren't even scientifically on par with that of a pigs XD Sorry but dogs are technically smarter so stop crying.

[emocional90]

@Vivaswaq aint crying im just saying but in the ancient egypt cats were gods so dont try my IQ shit or whatever it is cus it maybe bigger the yours lol

[Vivaswaq]

@emocional90 My penis is bigger than yours.

[robutta100]

@Vivaswaq CATS ARE SMART, THERE JUST LIKE, 'who the fuck are you to test me?" dogs just want to serve the owner, and do any thing you order. cats are just more independent, but fuck CATS !!!

[therealweejesus]

@Vivaswaq No, they're not. I've seen the studies. Cats are by FAR more intelligent than dogs.

[Vivaswaq]

@therealweejesus Incorrect. Using cap locks also doesn't make you point more valid, it only proves how dyslexic you are. Besides, even though dogs are technically more intelligent, they're not intelligent to begin with.

[therealweejesus]

@Vivaswaq They are NOT more intelligent! Dogs are generally more socially intelligent than cats, and cats are generally more intelligent when it comes to problem solving on their own, but overall cats have a higher intelligence. Their I.Q. is higher. Cats are independent and learn things on their own, whereas dogs rely on humans (or other dogs) to learn.

I'll all caps if I want to, considering YouTube doesn't have an Italics option.

[IbanezjemJSX]

@Vivaswaq

they are, how many times has a cat got run over by a car by running in front of it?

[Vivaswaq]

@IbanezjemJSX Cats aren't smart. People confuse basic sense and abilities of EVERY animal with so called "intelligence". Sorry, but cats aren't smart.

[Stargeek2006]

And not a single fuck was given.

[Benjimon94]

0:22 the dog looks around thinking 'wtf is going on here'

[TheHerbSaint]

Dog: yo yo yo yo what the fuck u doin here? Cat: what!? Dog: what u doin here pussy? Cat: wha!? Dog: i said get y'ass gone b. Cat: what b!? Dog: holy shit, u don't here me? Cat: what bitch!? Dog: yo.... Oh my god! Cat: why u mad-doggin'? Dog: wha!?

[Tjways]

Dog:Come play !

Cat:Not intrested

[gg454lune]

Dog: "Are you gonna go? Go away! Go away before I kick you in the ass!"

Cat: "Are you talking to me? Sorry, but I didn't know. I didn't give a fuck! Do you think I'm afraid? Poor little thing who wants attention...

Cats rules!!!

[noogygeorge]

i wouldnt say not scared ide say doesnt give a fuck

[To652]

Darth Vader

[alexetL1979]

The dog just wanted to play...

[feerfeerw]

That cat is awesome!

[mamamcqueen]

The cats like, "What the f*ck you gonna do?" LOL!!!

[OG509]

this cat from Shaolin

[boofogle]

the cat knew the dog was a bitch.

[chickenpoper]

lol if the cant just jumped a little the dog would be running away in fear

[Fangslash4913]

Like the annoying little brother: don't react and they'll eventually lie down...only to go right back at it again.

[mandibleclawz]

hahahahahahaha that cat is freakin cool !

[Lega11yBrunette0]

That cat DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT

[missXspencer1]

cat: "bitch please"

[DemonShuriken87]

awwww the dog wants to play with the cat. Cat is like "piss off".

[tartaglia123456789]

XD nice cat.

[toobly1]

lol



[316avi]

cat is charging up for kamehameha :D

[videotitan1]

That's Chuck Norris Cat, fearless.

[alexisrz]

AND NOT A SINGLE SHIT WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

[MrXylonix]

haha that cat is just like:

What the fuck are u doing? Retarded?

[supersomething1000]

The Dog is like ''Come on Man'' The Cat is like ''screw you''

[iRainbowUnicorn]

Dog: PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME

Cat: Fuck. Off.

[haiba9]

Typical stupid dog. bark, bark n bark. If that shit bark besides me. I'll kick it off.

[jordiniffic]

Yeah that's right! Pretend that you're cute and adorable to fool your enemies!

[KezRHD]

"Come At Me Bro"

[adliikhwan280]

Maybe its because its the ¼st cat to survive Chuck Norris.

[EbonyWaters]

And not a single fuck was given that day...

[Brigadirok]

The cat is awesome. The dog is miserable.

[kante1950]

uvatila mačku fjaka a šta

[DmitriyMusic]

someone should tell that dog that the cat is stuffed...

[soldier135799]

lol that cat is hardcore

[AngeloNiklis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, thought the cat. I've heard this all before!

[HiMootjeuh]

that dog obviously just wants to play, and even if he did attack he wouldn't stand a chance. cats are far more quick & agile and can actually use their paws in a fight

[ClubPenguinDisney]

@HiMootjeuh cats only win against dogs equal or a litle big bigger than their own size. this cat wouldnt win against that dog of that size. but he was just trying to play anyway.

[iBURNEDmyslf]

That cat wasn't fearless, the dog wanted to play(displayed by the wagging tail) not kill the cat. The cat recognized that the dog wasn't being aggressive and simply didn't want to play with the dog. That is also why no one came and pulled the dog away, they understood the cat was in no danger.

[creekxng]

Lucky for the cat, the dog wasn't a Jack Russell....

[zer0mission]

Indifferent cat is indifferent.

[b150427]

根據我的研究，不動貓身邊擁有強大力場，以至於狗無法靠近，只能­叫囂。

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

That cat is the fucking DON.

[tangoshoot57]

yeah it looks like Split

[Versioned]

Cat: Yeah that's right stay back bitch you know what's gonna happen if you come any closer.

[admirs6]

There's "ROFL" in the link. True.

[Aristofan]

@admirs6 Link removed

[TheBaconslice]

@Aristofan no

[Lockout73]

@Aristofan Link not removed. Get a life Aristofan.

[gaigaigoo]

dog:voof! voof! voof! cat: your embarising your self

[Rymerik]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[absiintheflipside]

hahahahahahaha the dog is like "what the balls ! pway wiff meeeeeeee !"

[rexterrier1]

What a brave cat!

[pezizzle1]

Poor dog just wants to play. Look at that tail wag

[englishcello]

It's like the cat has a super special forcefield

[schnitzlinger]

cats - 34 million years of not giving a fuck

[ChobThomas]

The dog is trying to play with it, not scare it. Fools.

[CessiCecilie]

Dog: Voooff! Vooff!

Cat: ...

Dog: Voof! Vooff!

Cat: ...

Haha, very funny!

[JUNNI757]

chuck norris trained this cat

[IranahyeNotVTEC]

This cat is not amused by trivial things such as dogs.

[XxOxX99]

The cat knows the dog is a pussy!

[XxOpticKonxX]

cat norris

[unkaodya]

and not a single fuck was given that day.

[edpjunior]

" Fuck off, flea bag, you're wasting your time. "

[ayajasminx]

Cat is not amused

[CardiacCrysis]

dog : "get ur smart ass off u BASTAAARD!!!"

cat : "strangers in the niiiiiiight... da da da"

dog : "i'll ripe ur as off u furrballl!!! come face me!!!"

cat : "the dog... is a lie. definitely."

dog : "NOBODY IGNORES ME!!! STOP PRETENDING!!!"

cat : "be water, my friend"

[karlmall]

Like Garfield and Odie.

[MasterAkob]

ballsless dog

[antigelful]

toate javrele trebuie ucise

[wilmer024]

Thats Chick Norri's cat!!! lol

[Washu1973]

The dog does not know what to think.

Why is this cat not running away?

Does he know something I don't?

[tomboitalent]

I love cats and thats a great dog who wanted to play.

[Dc9fan]

dog says WHAT IS RONG WITH YOO! HELLO! ANYWUN HOME!

[educatedlime]

This is a prime example of not giving a rats ass...

[FlorienMcQueen]

I Love Cats.... There Attitude To Everything Is Like "Fuck Off"

[sshelget]

@FlorienMcQueen I was just thinking the EXACT same thing! Cats are so awesome. Dogs are too loud, obnoxious, slobbery, and hyper. :)

[PurpleLolliePoppy]

@FlorienMcQueen Oooh...69 likes...you know what this means. xD

[AuroraD801]

Cat: This is me giving a single fuck.

[skeezysquirrel]

I AM TOO AWESOME TO CARE, STUPID DOG...

[gooddog6869]

the cat is on heroin and the dog is on crack

[Azmodeus87]

Cats: Too awesome too care.

[emantabrizi]

Cat: "Go ahead, bitch, make my day."

[Akaalis]

this cat has mastered "Buddhist" serenity and "inner" peace

[Versioned]

This cat was the reason the universe was created

[bjw346]

UNPHASED

[sacaafrica]

CATS such a mysterious creature

[BarrelsPolesandJack]

Man, I love cats!

[SuperGospelGangsta]

The dog knows the lesson of Cat claw wrath. Cat knows he's got the goods.

[travelingman1605]

...and not a single fuck was given that day...

[Brinah]

that cat's full of zen!

[Galletti95]

The cat learned on the camp that she mustn't move when a dog appears :P (or act the dead but that wouldn't be helpful in that situation ) xD

[DzK14]

@ DoctorAtomic & Electroposit: why don't the both of you just get a goldfish :)

[iamthehatecrew]

what a stupid fucking dog, the cat isnt gona fucking move give up

[spidertrak]

That cats like, "bring it bitch"!

[bluegama500]

Cats are calm and noble, while dogs are just crazy killers lol.

I still like dogs more though.

[golthimere]

Stupid dog just wants to play.

[Gisteran]

reincarnation of ghandi

[verdienst]

the cat´s name is: Seneca

[erture1]

True meaning of "Minding your own bisuness" xD

[bchris5592]

@WelcomeToCarnate Wow do you feel better?... Did you get all the rage out of your system?... I think that we all get it and that most people were joking around when they said that the dog wants to maul the cat... its pretty obvious in the video that that is not the case... but I am more curious about you... Do you want to maul all the "morons" who posted comments that you did not like?... Do you not understand the BASICS of humor?...

[WelcomeToCarnate]

@bchris5592 I know many people were joking around, and I was NOT addressing them, Mr. Quack. I'm talking about blithering idiots like MinisterRogers. Did your common sense take a bathroom break?

You're curious about me? Oh, well don't I feel special? I've attracted the attention of the esteemed Dr. bchris5592! Can I call you Mr. Quack? I feel we should establish some kind of familiarity. You may call me Mr. Elitist if you like.

Mauling morons? Tempting, but I'd rather mock them.

[bchris5592]

@WelcomeToCarnate You mock them, I mock you, you get a little creepy, I roll my eyes and yawn and the world keeps turning...

[WelcomeToCarnate]

@bchris5592 Correction: I mock them, you TRY to mock me, do a sub par job of it, I mock you, you post a facepalm-worthy reply, I roll my eyes and yawn, then reply to your reply with more mocking, and the world keeps spinning.

Now, will there be anything else? Or has your common sense finally returned from its mystical journey to the Land of Oz?

[sido446]

Cat got a style...

[WelcomeToCarnate]

The amount of morons commenting here is just staggering. Most of you people don't even understand the BASICS of body language! Anyone with even a single functional braincell can see that the dog just wants to play. The cat seems to understand that perfectly, but doesn't want any part of it.

Now, let's bring in a dog that's actually looking to maul something and see if this feline is truly "fearless". Afterall, how can you call it "fearless" when there was nothing to fear in the first place?

[monas]

see my video called "my cat" thanks, cats rules dog drool

[Pepar1000]

We humans can learn so much from that cat: composure.

Next time someone is bawling at you remember the cat and give him the cold shoulder.

"He who smiles instead of rages is always the stronger one." Japanese saying

[MinsterRogers]

I love this video. Because it sums up how every dog is VS how a cat is.

It's perfect to show why Cats are far more intelligent, and smarter than dogs. Enough said.

[CLICk000000000000]

the cat is like....tudududududu

[m1shadow]

I bet minsterRogers loves this video and is going around telling everyone that this is a video of a bobcat taking on a Mastiff! hahahaha

[DaFuxzUp]

The dog was probably just like: I WANT A FRIEENNDDD. TALK TO MEEE.

[stomstomnogo]

the cat thought like: WTF?

[GeneralDTA]

@stomstomnogo no its not

[dougiewhite778]

i bet that cats hanging around there in case some fishing trawlers come in

[goodgoodgoodful]

The cat has learned the essence of Cat-Fu.

[stompman101]

or she was ffrozen with fear lol

[GeneralDTA]

@stompman101 no it wasnt.

[stompman101]

@GeneralDTA sorry did i offend u jeez

[haiba9]

@stompman101

Nah, the cat don't give a damn about that stupid dog.