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  • i feel like a magical unicorn

  • omg i think you may be better then fried hahah so true 

  • thats almost as retarted as the origional fred

  • is it sad they r cuter than the l.ittle girl XD

  • "Cassandra, let's play some tennis!" i could watch that on repeat forever omg.

  • How the heck did he make his voice sound like that?

  • 0:40 - 0:50 = ADORABLE.

  • 0:11 NOW.

  • am i the only one that rewatched this over and over?

  • I love how the two top comments are the same. (SAME) thing.

  • @EmoSkittlezz mine was a month before the other one though. :|

  • 0:47 is such an adorable voice xD

  • btw if you were wondering the two girls in the vid are his sisters

  • this never gets old

  • can you please upload a full version of this without the pauses and cuts??? I can never get sick of you >.<

  • Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool XD i want that bike!!!!

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  • aww the little girl was so cute

  • How can someone hit you in the head and hurt your---?

    0_e

  • @mushicorn because he's fucking hardcore! XD

  • @TheNinjaNanner

    *falls down slide*

    ....

    So Hardcore!! :D

  • @mushicorn it is what it is.

  • my neighbors 6 year old stepsister sounds like this and she is so adorable

  • Holy Shit this is soooo fuckin cute

  • tayniss

  • OMG you sound like Gir!!!!!!

  • lol you nailed Fred to a F, but i loved how the tricycle only wanted to turn.....in one.....direction lol xp

  • What's the intro song name?

  • god you do a really good impression :D x

  • I LOVE FRED..IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM NOT THE ONLY WEIRDO

  • this is better than fred

  • he sounds like gir from invader zim

  • way bettr den fred !!!!!!!!

  • I miss this Swifty.....

  • Cassandra, Yesterday she hit me in the head, and it hurt my PEE-PEE!!

    OMG, Rollin on the floor!

  • To be honest I thought fred used to be a little funny, but he sold out, and now i find him dumb as hell.

  • yesterday! she hit me in the head! and it hurt my peepee

    cassandra! lets play some tanis! *boom* uah!

  • wtf

  • He sounds like elmo lol:D

  • ....better than fred

  • I used to find Fred... but now he's just plain annoying.

  • HAHAHAHAHA x''D

  • nice pants btw

  • 169 people didnt wanna play tennis

  • Swifty is much better than Fred, so much cuter!

  • yur a way better fred than fred is and is cassandra yur gf cuz? i wanna b yur gf!

  • @Toshirolover12 ok, first of all this video is almost 3 years old, secound of all thats his little sister and also what do u think he is some kind of pedo?

  • awww look at the little girl..shes so adorable

  • LOL cassandra! (:

  • Ha! I hate fred. >:)

  • wtf is that bad ass song at the beginning

  • lol

  • "he hit me in the head and it hurt my peepee!!"

  • lmaooo! love itt!

  • i loveeeeee you!!!!!!

  • fred makes it freaking annoynig

    you do it sooo cute :DDD

  • lol i replayed that tennis part over and over and over and over and over......... and over and over and over and over again :D

    it made me LITERALLY drop down, and roll on te floor laughing xD

  • he hang around with lil kids all day?

  • yesterday calandrs hit me in the head and it hurt my peepee

  • Your way better then Fred! You should make more. :)

  • lol this is fuking awesome!!!!!!

  • My Name Ish Kassandra. ;O

  • I love this lol

  • Omg that little blonde girl is sooooo freakin adorable!

  • make more jeff!!!!!! pppppppplllllllllllllllllzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzz

  • he so weird lmao!

  • haha Jeffery and cassandra have the same mouth (wait isnt that his lil sister????)

  • I love how you can still hear his country twang through the voice modifier...

  • Oh Hai Harry Potter(:

  • ahahahahahaah!

    XD "cassandra, let's play some tennis! :D"

    ....."AUUUHGHAUHA!"

    classic.

  • it hurt my PEE-PEE :p

  • Haha i love fred but this is funny hands down

  • she hit me in the head and it hurt mah PEE PEE!!

  • LOL in this video he looks like harry potter!!!

  • 168 people like fred.

  • im scared

  • 0:20... harry poter is real... U_Û

  • haha your videos are awesome imaa subscribe too you and ima add you as a friend on blogtv maybe although i wont go live haha xD

  • 0:11 lol

  • I know a fat dude named Jeffry he is retarted lOL Not you swifty but the dude i kno

  • who the fuck is fred? i never knew him..

  • This just shows me that anyone can do what fred's doing and he is a piece of shit. (fred)

  • ha, I love the tricycle part ! ;D

  • you used to be soo cute. :3 you still are, but i like you better with black hair. youshoulddyeitagain.

  • he is funnier than fred

    fred can go suck my semi functioning testicals swifty is awesomeness

  • @ swiftkaratechop OMG! How tall are you?

  • '' WHAAT Noiiisee?? ''

  • the tricycle bit with his little squeaks was so fucking adorable.

  • Fred's voice is kinda annoying, but the voice in here is like a cute baby voice(:

  • Lol, even the intro's sped up

  • Cassandra yesterday, She hit me in the head and it hurt my Pee Pee!!! Swifty never gets old ive watched this vid 50 times :]

  • Cassandra, yesterday, she hit me in the head, and it hurt my pee pee.

    EPICC. XDDD

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  • you nailed it.

    lol my name is Cassandra

  • 0:08-0:14  iz Hella Epikk!

  • Heellz Ya! So much BeTtEr than Fred! hehe. *giggle* hella funny! XDDDD epic!

  • This is 10x better then FRED!

  • @AtScrysTV2 even tho its not sayin much lol XD

    

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  • i love him hes as cuddly as a vagina but softer

  • this is is so mother F*** cute!

  • lol

  • LMAO!! haha

  • This video was 10x sexier with the fact that Swifty was wearing pajama pants [x <3

  • My name is Cassandra.

    WOOT

  • xD .

  • @jacobthesk8er1 His Lil Sis

  • hahahha, this is funny, and this wass added on my birthday :D

  • Better than fred

  • This PWNT Fred.

    Bigtime.

  • Jeff>Fred

  • ZOMG joo faild to ride a tricycle!!!!!!XD OH NOEZ!!!!! XD

  • "Kassandra let's play some tennis!! Ahaa!" xDDDD

  • that is so much more funnier than the real fred

  • TRICYCLE FAIL!

  • My name is Kassandra o.o

    I love you Swifty!!! :DDDD

    Muahaha :P

  • OMFG KAZZANDRA IS MY NAME!!!! I DIDN'T HIT U Dx hahaha

  • hey my names casandra :) YAY

  • Lmao do more stuff like this!!! I watched it twice in a row and I still lold :)

  • Make more like this Dude =3

  • It takes talent to fall off a tricycle xD

  • @AngelNicholson chuck norris would be proud

  • yesterday she hit me in the head and it hurt my pee pee :P BAHAHAHHAHA

  • when you were running your hair was blowing in the wind<3

  • What's the song?

  • So. Much. Better. Than. Fred ^^

  • hahahahhah xD

  • AWWW MY BABY!!

  • @sydandallie me too! =D

  • omg

    i love jeff

    fred should die

  • Jeff(ery Dahmer)?

    

  • here in soviet russia.. fred still sucks...

  • is is seriously waaaaay funnier than fred XD

  • thumps up for riding a tricycle backwards and tipping over :D

  • Thumbs up her you hate fred too

  • I am so sorry but i kept replaying when yu got hit in the head LMAO

    Still love yu tho!!!

  • fred is a f**king waste of time!You rule!

  • This came out on my birthday. :D

  • Holy crap you are really tall.

  • awesome pants! :D

    And I didn't understand one word, but it

    was way fucking better than Fred ._.

  • That was.....great.

  • You my beautiful blue eyed friend, are hilarious, you would fit in with my friends like this *snap* ^•^

  • this guy makes fred look even more retareded thn normal

  • okay, he kills fred, just because hes actually not annoying

  • hahhaa it made me crack up when he got hit in the head and made that wierd sex sound ...and that little blonde girl is so cccuttteee

  • U r like, 100 x better than Fred!!!

  • This is actually funnier than your regular videos..

  • Lmao i wanna punch him to!

    He makes me wanna drop kick a baby in the face!

    :DD

    And then eat it!

    xP

    This actually made me laugh though xD

    The real fred, however. Dose nawtt xP

  • Whats the name of the song in the beggining?

  • bahahahah lmfaoo suscribe!!

  • I think its funny and I think you would make an another awesome random friend to have.

  • Daaaamn, Matt is TALL. o.o

  • how tall are you?

  • 0:44=LOLGASM!!!

  • i have to watch this a bunch of times cause it is so FUNNY;D

  • i have a friend name jeff, this explains how we act<3

  • You're genius !

  • i would rather watch this than fred. I say you make another one of these!

  • Best Fred Yet.

  • His accent makes it a little more awesome...

  • LMFAO!! "Cassandra yesterday she hit my head and it hurt my pe-pe". I was laughing so much at that. xD!!!!

  • kasandra lets play sum tennis!!!!!!

  • Haha Swifty iz wayyy better then Fred!!!!

  • wow i love the pants and glasses sexy

  • Haha wow this is so funny! Your way better than fred! :D

  • my sisters name is Kassandra(: and your hilarious.

  • ur hott

  • Better than the real thing!

  • harry potter glasses FTW!! XD

  • "Cassandra lets play some tenis!"

  • OMG !!!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNNY !!! XD

  • Lol you sound more like those crazy We R Bop Bop figures XD

  • gah this is one of my swifty favorites<3

  • Who's Jeffery?? I thought that was Matt

  • @privateschooliscool3 Hes just bein stupid

  • (Is it Cassandra? Thats what it sounded like)

    Cassandra, Want to play some Tennis?

    *Smack*

    Eeek

    LOL

  • let play play some tennis oww

  • Did he say Jeffery? Who's Jeffery?

  • Tht girl in the wight t is flat.