On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die
@Toshirolover12 ok, first of all this video is almost 3 years old, secound of all thats his little sister and also what do u think he is some kind of pedo?
i feel like a magical unicorn
NinjaGingerBitches 1 week ago
omg i think you may be better then fried hahah so true
TheKirakila 3 weeks ago
thats almost as retarted as the origional fred
1badsplatterfish 1 month ago
is it sad they r cuter than the l.ittle girl XD
KingdomHeartsBro 1 month ago
"Cassandra, let's play some tennis!" i could watch that on repeat forever omg.
stephybeastt 1 month ago
How the heck did he make his voice sound like that?
flower69456 1 month ago
0:40 - 0:50 = ADORABLE.
jenna756 2 months ago
0:11 NOW.
killarkayleeXO1 2 months ago 3
am i the only one that rewatched this over and over?
Mrjoker21100 2 months ago
I love how the two top comments are the same. (SAME) thing.
EmoSkittlezz 2 months ago
@EmoSkittlezz mine was a month before the other one though. :|
mesmilez1 2 months ago
0:47 is such an adorable voice xD
jenna756 4 months ago
btw if you were wondering the two girls in the vid are his sisters
koolzbean 4 months ago
this never gets old
koolzbean 4 months ago
can you please upload a full version of this without the pauses and cuts??? I can never get sick of you >.<
LeahLovesAshiieboo 4 months ago
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool XD i want that bike!!!!
MyNameIsDanielle18 5 months ago
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LeahLovesAshiieboo 5 months ago
aww the little girl was so cute
heyyitskelsi 5 months ago
How can someone hit you in the head and hurt your---?
0_e
mushicorn 5 months ago
@mushicorn because he's fucking hardcore! XD
TheNinjaNanner 3 months ago
@TheNinjaNanner
*falls down slide*
....
So Hardcore!! :D
mushicorn 3 months ago
@mushicorn it is what it is.
TheNinjaNanner 3 months ago
my neighbors 6 year old stepsister sounds like this and she is so adorable
GOLDENCHEESE34 5 months ago
Holy Shit this is soooo fuckin cute
BabyBoo6338 5 months ago
tayniss
GOLDENCHEESE34 5 months ago
OMG you sound like Gir!!!!!!
missmusic17ily 6 months ago
lol you nailed Fred to a F, but i loved how the tricycle only wanted to turn.....in one.....direction lol xp
MrYeah8 6 months ago
What's the intro song name?
StewieHW 6 months ago
god you do a really good impression :D x
Jessiqua9253 6 months ago
I LOVE FRED..IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM NOT THE ONLY WEIRDO
MrMyownromance 6 months ago
this is better than fred
cherishme112 6 months ago
he sounds like gir from invader zim
kamjohnson253 6 months ago 2
way bettr den fred !!!!!!!!
CuterDenU4567 6 months ago
I miss this Swifty.....
TheCarmillaShow 7 months ago
Cassandra, Yesterday she hit me in the head, and it hurt my PEE-PEE!!
OMG, Rollin on the floor!
ThePetluva9 7 months ago 22
To be honest I thought fred used to be a little funny, but he sold out, and now i find him dumb as hell.
PenguinsBadBladder 7 months ago
yesterday! she hit me in the head! and it hurt my peepee
cassandra! lets play some tanis! *boom* uah!
mesmilez1 7 months ago 15
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On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die
PatheticPony
Shanoncel 7 months ago
wtf
lilemochick3 8 months ago
He sounds like elmo lol:D
xXTurtlesRcoolXx 8 months ago
....better than fred
la4france 8 months ago
I used to find Fred... but now he's just plain annoying.
Younme21x 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA x''D
lienoise 9 months ago
nice pants btw
Demykins101 9 months ago
169 people didnt wanna play tennis
asylum988 9 months ago 3
Swifty is much better than Fred, so much cuter!
MerelFollowTV 9 months ago
yur a way better fred than fred is and is cassandra yur gf cuz? i wanna b yur gf!
Toshirolover12 10 months ago
@Toshirolover12 ok, first of all this video is almost 3 years old, secound of all thats his little sister and also what do u think he is some kind of pedo?
twistedcherry206 9 months ago
awww look at the little girl..shes so adorable
SiMuSiCvidmania 10 months ago
LOL cassandra! (:
blushkat 10 months ago
Ha! I hate fred. >:)
TheTankIsFrank 10 months ago
wtf is that bad ass song at the beginning
skillcape14 11 months ago
lol
love4thew0rld 11 months ago
"he hit me in the head and it hurt my peepee!!"
joelykristencheer131 11 months ago 3
lmaooo! love itt!
joelykristencheer131 11 months ago
i loveeeeee you!!!!!!
thewolfkingskeeper 11 months ago
fred makes it freaking annoynig
you do it sooo cute :DDD
smexichick97 11 months ago
lol i replayed that tennis part over and over and over and over and over......... and over and over and over and over again :D
it made me LITERALLY drop down, and roll on te floor laughing xD
4evaRandomchick 11 months ago
he hang around with lil kids all day?
juggalettegirl1067 11 months ago
yesterday calandrs hit me in the head and it hurt my peepee
kooklabella 11 months ago
Your way better then Fred! You should make more. :)
Music4ever20010 11 months ago
lol this is fuking awesome!!!!!!
DarkCrimsonRiver 11 months ago
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Yes all the people you see in this video are related!
ponyboyluver15 1 year ago
My Name Ish Kassandra. ;O
KassieRawr124 1 year ago
I love this lol
XXmacey96XX 1 year ago
Omg that little blonde girl is sooooo freakin adorable!
truetwilightfan4life 1 year ago
make more jeff!!!!!! pppppppplllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lolforluv 1 year ago
he so weird lmao!
aznbeauty141 1 year ago
haha Jeffery and cassandra have the same mouth (wait isnt that his lil sister????)
emergencyannabelle14 1 year ago
I love how you can still hear his country twang through the voice modifier...
SpectacularShayy 1 year ago
Oh Hai Harry Potter(:
1twilighter4life 1 year ago
ahahahahahaah!
XD "cassandra, let's play some tennis! :D"
....."AUUUHGHAUHA!"
classic.
starindownaloadedgun 1 year ago
it hurt my PEE-PEE :p
awsumGrapes 1 year ago
Haha i love fred but this is funny hands down
ncrodman 1 year ago
she hit me in the head and it hurt mah PEE PEE!!
skylarclarke 1 year ago 4
LOL in this video he looks like harry potter!!!
shelbyrox15vc 1 year ago
168 people like fred.
ravennaskittles 1 year ago 3
im scared
twiztidjoker100 1 year ago
0:20... harry poter is real... U_Û
HameNmk 1 year ago
haha your videos are awesome imaa subscribe too you and ima add you as a friend on blogtv maybe although i wont go live haha xD
TheAngelrock1 1 year ago
0:11 lol
rushingpotato 1 year ago
I know a fat dude named Jeffry he is retarted lOL Not you swifty but the dude i kno
NinjaBrideget 1 year ago
who the fuck is fred? i never knew him..
andyccooper 1 year ago
This just shows me that anyone can do what fred's doing and he is a piece of shit. (fred)
laudiumWP 1 year ago
ha, I love the tricycle part ! ;D
Ridahx3 1 year ago
you used to be soo cute. :3 you still are, but i like you better with black hair. youshoulddyeitagain.
xcaitlynannex3 1 year ago
he is funnier than fred
fred can go suck my semi functioning testicals swifty is awesomeness
cratos01 1 year ago
@ swiftkaratechop OMG! How tall are you?
ErinLogueTV 1 year ago
'' WHAAT Noiiisee?? ''
OhSomethingShiny 1 year ago
the tricycle bit with his little squeaks was so fucking adorable.
kelseabearrr 1 year ago 190
Fred's voice is kinda annoying, but the voice in here is like a cute baby voice(:
mrRainbowRobot 1 year ago 123
Lol, even the intro's sped up
mrRainbowRobot 1 year ago
Cassandra yesterday, She hit me in the head and it hurt my Pee Pee!!! Swifty never gets old ive watched this vid 50 times :]
NinjaBrideget 1 year ago
Cassandra, yesterday, she hit me in the head, and it hurt my pee pee.
EPICC. XDDD
PikachuxLove01 1 year ago
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NinjaBrideget 1 year ago
you nailed it.
lol my name is Cassandra
kittietude 1 year ago
0:08-0:14 iz Hella Epikk!
NinjaToastYo 1 year ago
Heellz Ya! So much BeTtEr than Fred! hehe. *giggle* hella funny! XDDDD epic!
NinjaToastYo 1 year ago
This is 10x better then FRED!
AtScrysTV2 1 year ago
@AtScrysTV2 even tho its not sayin much lol XD
VirtualSilence77796 1 year ago
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NinjaBrideget 1 year ago
i love him hes as cuddly as a vagina but softer
NovaSerenade 1 year ago
this is is so mother F*** cute!
TheNightdeth 1 year ago
lol
ILOVEFREDLIKEHACKIN 1 year ago
LMAO!! haha
aznbeauty141 1 year ago
This video was 10x sexier with the fact that Swifty was wearing pajama pants [x <3
AllyWulf 1 year ago 4
My name is Cassandra.
WOOT
TheSickHumanBeing 1 year ago
xD .
whitneywash2up 1 year ago
@jacobthesk8er1 His Lil Sis
lolcats713 1 year ago
hahahha, this is funny, and this wass added on my birthday :D
anitawoop 1 year ago
Better than fred
hesinsane123 1 year ago 3
This PWNT Fred.
Bigtime.
Rasterable 1 year ago
Jeff>Fred
MiLLaman321 1 year ago
ZOMG joo faild to ride a tricycle!!!!!!XD OH NOEZ!!!!! XD
NaomiWulf 1 year ago
"Kassandra let's play some tennis!! Ahaa!" xDDDD
CrashTheSail 1 year ago 2
@CrashTheSail
NotReallyGreen 1 year ago
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that is alot funnier than the real fred
Lendonisthebeast 1 year ago
that is so much more funnier than the real fred
Lendonisthebeast 1 year ago
TRICYCLE FAIL!
10stormie 1 year ago
My name is Kassandra o.o
I love you Swifty!!! :DDDD
Muahaha :P
rosiethehunter 1 year ago
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dude you are MUCH funnier than fred!!!!!!!!
NaomiWulf 1 year ago
OMFG KAZZANDRA IS MY NAME!!!! I DIDN'T HIT U Dx hahaha
TheKrazyZeeKay 1 year ago
hey my names casandra :) YAY
00casandra00 1 year ago
Lmao do more stuff like this!!! I watched it twice in a row and I still lold :)
spongebuddy009 1 year ago
Make more like this Dude =3
KuteShyGuy 1 year ago
It takes talent to fall off a tricycle xD
AngelNicholson 1 year ago 3
@AngelNicholson chuck norris would be proud
darkshadowkiller117 1 year ago
yesterday she hit me in the head and it hurt my pee pee :P BAHAHAHHAHA
clairebubble7 1 year ago 3
when you were running your hair was blowing in the wind<3
FredFan2961 1 year ago
What's the song?
DisturbedRokker 1 year ago
So. Much. Better. Than. Fred ^^
VeronikaRawr 1 year ago
hahahahhah xD
downdabeach 1 year ago
AWWW MY BABY!!
LoveXMeXCrazy 1 year ago
@sydandallie me too! =D
whateverfu 1 year ago
omg
i love jeff
fred should die
donah11 1 year ago
Jeff(ery Dahmer)?
CABZUINAS 1 year ago
here in soviet russia.. fred still sucks...
158teeh 1 year ago
is is seriously waaaaay funnier than fred XD
ohheemgeeex33 1 year ago
thumps up for riding a tricycle backwards and tipping over :D
NightQueen1313 1 year ago
Thumbs up her you hate fred too
Imaloveyou100 1 year ago
I am so sorry but i kept replaying when yu got hit in the head LMAO
Still love yu tho!!!
TheXoXoXashley 1 year ago
fred is a f**king waste of time!You rule!
sladunkaAa 1 year ago
This came out on my birthday. :D
livemellylive 1 year ago
Holy crap you are really tall.
beautifulxlosaah 1 year ago 100
awesome pants! :D
And I didn't understand one word, but it
was way fucking better than Fred ._.
TheSinaSilence 1 year ago
That was.....great.
rovervillnave1 1 year ago
You my beautiful blue eyed friend, are hilarious, you would fit in with my friends like this *snap* ^•^
savannahbriggs94 1 year ago
this guy makes fred look even more retareded thn normal
suicidehotline44 1 year ago
okay, he kills fred, just because hes actually not annoying
emilylove96ily 1 year ago
hahhaa it made me crack up when he got hit in the head and made that wierd sex sound ...and that little blonde girl is so cccuttteee
sonnetrocks 1 year ago
U r like, 100 x better than Fred!!!
sasseybeachgirl 1 year ago
This is actually funnier than your regular videos..
FredLove3 1 year ago
Lmao i wanna punch him to!
He makes me wanna drop kick a baby in the face!
:DD
And then eat it!
xP
This actually made me laugh though xD
The real fred, however. Dose nawtt xP
renemorgan1 1 year ago
Whats the name of the song in the beggining?
theDazedProject 1 year ago
bahahahah lmfaoo suscribe!!
lostdata23 1 year ago
I think its funny and I think you would make an another awesome random friend to have.
Teddybeloved 1 year ago
Daaaamn, Matt is TALL. o.o
Ashchethem 1 year ago
how tall are you?
imEMOsorry 1 year ago
0:44=LOLGASM!!!
ASKTZ 1 year ago
i have to watch this a bunch of times cause it is so FUNNY;D
goodchar14 1 year ago
i have a friend name jeff, this explains how we act<3
purplepurplechicken 1 year ago
You're genius !
PunCobaiin 1 year ago
i would rather watch this than fred. I say you make another one of these!
therebutnothere 1 year ago
Best Fred Yet.
misslilliebella 1 year ago
His accent makes it a little more awesome...
lilartist4lyf 1 year ago
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LMFAO "Cassandra yesterday she hit my head and it hurt my pe-pe". Lmao I was laughing so hard on that part
Monkeygirl220 1 year ago
LMFAO!! "Cassandra yesterday she hit my head and it hurt my pe-pe". I was laughing so much at that. xD!!!!
Monkeygirl220 1 year ago
kasandra lets play sum tennis!!!!!!
kiyradonnelly 1 year ago
Haha Swifty iz wayyy better then Fred!!!!
theused1206 1 year ago
wow i love the pants and glasses sexy
jeywale101 1 year ago
Haha wow this is so funny! Your way better than fred! :D
rawwrrlauren 1 year ago
my sisters name is Kassandra(: and your hilarious.
Shanianikkole37 1 year ago
ur hott
holywaterband 1 year ago
Better than the real thing!
kelseybug924 1 year ago
harry potter glasses FTW!! XD
mustardrawrs 1 year ago
"Cassandra lets play some tenis!"
NinjaBrideget 1 year ago
OMG !!!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNNY !!! XD
Alicea66 1 year ago
Lol you sound more like those crazy We R Bop Bop figures XD
TLK500 1 year ago
gah this is one of my swifty favorites<3
PureChaosProductions 1 year ago
Who's Jeffery?? I thought that was Matt
privateschooliscool3 1 year ago
@privateschooliscool3 Hes just bein stupid
welikesports1000 1 year ago
(Is it Cassandra? Thats what it sounded like)
Cassandra, Want to play some Tennis?
*Smack*
Eeek
LOL
lxCowGoMooxl 1 year ago
let play play some tennis oww
theperson11100 1 year ago
Did he say Jeffery? Who's Jeffery?
privateschooliscool3 1 year ago
Tht girl in the wight t is flat.
yunanagisa 1 year ago