Jeff Dunham - Achmed the dead terrorist ! Part 2!

[cheygirl4397]

i think my head is gonna explode if i dont stop laughing soon!!!! :D

[jiveturkey1000]

Knock Knock

Whos there

Me I kill you

[actors115]

@jiveturkey1000 lol funny!!! XP

[bingoboyz]

12 dislike.

so you drive blue prius right?

[gamealholik]

the FuCK I MADE UP THE CATHLIC PRIEST LIKE 5 YEARS AGO EVEN THE MKAL JACKSON PART IS MINE FUCK MAN

[wahmelon1]

im sorry but this is one of the least funny things i have seen, 2nd only to rwj...

[actors115]

@wahmelon1 ur a crazy wak job!! this is f***ing funny!!! u got no funny bone!!!

[wahmelon1]

@actors115 no i love comedy but this is shit, its almost painful to watch

[actors115]

@wahmelon1 o well. this is funny but not his best

[wahmelon1]

@actors115 it's crude as fuck

[actors115]

@wahmelon1 its a joke chill u imaginary tits! and if its a guy chill ur imaginary balls!

[wahmelon1]

@actors115 how old are you :l

[actors115]

@wahmelon1 why do u care?

[Niccalo]

3:16

[TheMarblegirl101]

so where did you come from?

your freaking suitcase!

[melloyellow477]

hello!!!!!!! im lindsey lohan!!!! hahahah

[tannerchapman23]

when they open the suit case i say hello i am lensley lowhan

[glowingmist00]

what do you think of bush

oh i love b

oh you mean the president im sorry

[acehj567]

11 people were killed by achmed

[vocaliod1107]

Me I kill you

[kennapaige1828]

i kill u for a klondike bar!! AHAHAHA ACHMED is EPIC!! how do you spell your name.....uh......A........C...­....flem! XD thts it part 1

[tristan3913]

I think a some idiots must live here.

Why?

For example the Washington Monument.

Yes

It looks nothing like the guy. love achmed!

[HipHopNerd102]

hahahah this shit is freaking funny xD

[hanny56]

did you never see a white ligth?

i saw a blue prius!

[TheSexyemochicka]

what do you think of bush? i love bush, oh you mean the president im sorry. XD

[superhuman123ful]

those 10 people who dislike this is a racist bastard

LOL XD

[appleshooter22]

achmed rules!!! i want to be like him

[BeccaRob93]

"Whats the last thing that went through your mind"?

- My ass

<3

[sharonoyer1]

the suicide hotline

[Reecey42]

you dont like jews in a bar? you racist basterd! :D

[dragonloids081098]

silence!

i kill you!

[dragonloids081098]

2:25

[TheLuis913]

did yu know when ur going down the highway in a priest nd put ur hand out the window the car turrrns :)

[erinemerald930]

I can just imagine Jeff Dunham practicing in front of a mirror xD

[adeliz13adeliz13]

knock knock\who's there?\me!i kill you!

[XXBattlefield207]

silence i kill you

[Saintsfan473]

person....What do you think of bush

creepy ass doll....... O i love bush o ur talkin about the guy hahhahahahahahaha thumbs up if u agree

[badestbiouchable]

Hahahahahaa

-3 Thatt Dudee!!!!(:

Bestt Ventriloquistt EVERR!!!!!!!

[marlielove44]

"We're looking for some idiots with no future" XD

[sabrinastar2005]

love this guy

[tubejose23]

THIS IS FUNNY

[tubejose23]

THIS SHIT IS HALARIOUS



[bbqbega]

i betcha thats micheal jackson

[belson2009]

funny shit



[pupskannake]

knock, knock

[Xbox391]

whats the last thing tht went through ur mind...My ass. (hahahahahahahaha) Walyter told me to teled dat joke. so u never saw a white light. no but i saw a blue prius. and i luv da bit. so r u a muslim? no look at ma ass it say made in china

[TheSilfarion7]

3:04 xDDDDDD (laughing from suitcase)

[tayplaylol]

guys you all well be in hell oke be a muslemm better ok complet your fail live cya fucking fail

[silverbabey]

KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ~ I KILL U

[Jacom56]

wat was the last thing that went through you head,-My Ass LOL

[spacegal21]

hello i am lindsey lohan!!! whoot whoot!

[spacegal21]

Hello I Am Lindsey Lohan Heheheehe i really love that part and love ya yt<3

[TheKookies101]

@spacegal21: me too.

[jonesy9816]

whats so funny about the blue prius

[jonesy9816]

new guy the idiot try practise

[DannyTran10]

So They Recruited Achmed When He Was A Bearded Kid?

[FUwh0re]

4 people is shouting thats why they got killed by achmed ;)

[titanMVMI]

and the winner had to fight micheal jackson!

[dosadniusername]

Silence, I'll kill you.....haahahahahahahahah

[TheBrit15]

hellooooooooooo i am linzy lohan

[TheChzo]

man is this funy my faviroute bit is when he said no ofcorse not i throw a penny and what them fight to the death for it

[lollipopsmissmayou]

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo, i am lindsey lohhan !

[lollipopsmissmayou]

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo, i am lindsey lohhan !

[whitepanther1011]

Man...I just love achmed. He is too funny lol

[whitepanther1011]

I cant hear this.

[temidoelano]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah is just great sense of humor,beatifull!!!!!

[MsTheoryX1]

its KHILL

[StanfordUniversity22]

knock knock! Who's there? Me, I keel you!

[fjordking]

we are looking for idiots with no future

[ladybritt442]

So you never sa a white light? no but i saw a blue priest!!

[danceloversXD]

silence i kill you!!!!!!:)

[KeithSpillman1]

@danceloversXD its not kill its KEEL

[Lol8Kitty]

It's okay I took that verison basterd with me. XD

[saulanibal1]

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[TheZaid600]

this guy is fucking funny

[Sassyroo221]

if that was real ill tottaly laugh my head out and die laughing!!!!!

[josqgan]

and the elooooooooooooooooooo i am lindsey lohan

[MrFuckmehard123]

funny as shit !!!!!!

[Sillybunny64]

Akkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkmed I killllllllllllll you gemstone purple hot dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Reloder1324]

pls watch tis!

[trimdog11]

Muslims rule Obama is dumb! RASCIM! RASCISM! RASCISM! YOU RASCIST BASTARD! ELLO! I AM LINDEY LOHAN!

[dragonrida28]

'how about if i kill the Jews' that bit was funny

[chrisiscrazy781]

Hello i am lindsy lohaaaaan

[theunknownpast]

hecka funny! "I love bush... Oh wait, your president.."

[slayersish]

the funniest part i thought was " you dont let jews in ur bar???? u racist bastard LOL

[slayersish]

u open the case and i go ello!!!!!! i am linsey lohan! LOL

[MSNooBShow]

So ur muslum?

No,it says made in China.

XDXDXDXDXDXDDDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX

that made my day

[shafiq350Z]

yo nigga, shut up stupid noobie

[studentofsmith]

Question:

What did the instructor at the Suicide Bomber Training Camp say to his students?

Answer:

"Now pay attention. I'm only going to do this once..."

[Asissful]

@studentofsmith hahaha!!!!!!!! awsome man!!! u ROCK!!! xD

[rabidjamesz]

@studentofsmith omg dude that is so funny

[Hamza83]

@studentofsmith i guess Billy Connelly stole that joke off you...

[listen2me33]

@Hamza83 haha good shout

[TheCalvin0619]

lol you kiding i will kill you for a klondike bar

[crazzygirl100]

♥

[184ktmdm]

Oh man that was great!!!!!!!!jeff is a genius!!!

[baseballer56]

Location, Location, Location!!!

this is genius!

[originalicrazy]

love it

[6shadowangel]

he so funnyim lisay lohan!

[6shadowangel]

im cathlic :( im so mad

[crazzygirl100]

I"m "catholic" and I'm not mad.

[SilentShadowSlayerz]

lol what you dont let jews in your bar, u racist basterd

[IANPLUS3]

u racist bastard lol(:

[evilsmil3]

i LOVE yhu Jeff DunHAM!!!!

[busymama78]

I Love it

LOOOOOOOOL

So FunY

[MariaBrownie47]

Yes, i did the same thing with two Catholic priests but instead i tossed a little boy. And the winner had to fight Micheal Jackson. HaHAHAHA This Is FUNNY!

[lilryanps3]

achmed: knock knock!

man: who's there

achmed: me i kill you! hahahahaahahahaha he rocks

[TheKatie111555]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1gwenfan]

ELOOOOOOOO! I am lindsey lohan! LMFAO! thats my face part

[luiseiorimai]

hi! i'm lindsey lohan!!! ja!!! is so funy!!!

[cuceritorul1]

knok-knok! who`s there? Me- I KILL YOU:)) =)) :] hillarios

[ChelsieeD08]

Love the guyy <33

x

[cdella67]

Jeff Dunham is awesome! I kill you!! LOL

[zakisha123]

you are so wierd.

[donaldengine9]

HELLOOOOOOOOO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!

[pierrekeyzar]

Thats my favorite part :D

[xPieceofPiex]

@donaldengine9 Hey! That line is rather famous yeah? Do you know what video is it from? ^_^

[heidiwylde2010]

This is a great vid!! =D But the only thing I'm wondering is what does a creus look like?

[bithio123]

the best

[kaomoni]

but who's walter?

[pierrekeyzar]

walter is another one of jeff's dolls

check him out on YT

[TheSpeedula]

@kaomoni another guy in this guys oter act

[saddlebred108]

@kaomoni omg really? walter is soooo funny!

[isz2009]

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hitupcom31]

so i guess your Muslim no look on my ass it says made in china freaking funny

[freakanbabe55]

alooooo i am lindsay lohan haha........leppy i love u and i miss u<3333

[lainy15953]

hellooooooooo i am lindsay lohan

[beautychika]

omg me either....

i hav never laughed so hard  lmao

[EricaKayy]

omg i love it .

i never laughed so hard in my life

like wow amazing.

[lilmandeep]

LOL

[Hackintosh6]

Talent.

[kcluvsmileycyrus57]

lol

[kcluvsmileycyrus57]

lol