Secret Deodorant Hay Winters TV Commercial

[Arieliondotcom]

Strange, I always remembered it as "Cool, Calm & Collected" which sounds better & made sense. I remember as a little boy taking the (empty) jar apart to get the roll on ball out of its rim to play with because it had air bubbles trapped inside so I was fascinated. Two words: wire cutters But it wasn't worth the trouble (or the punishment when your mother catches you playing with the wire cutters because you were cursing!)

[jamie1707]

Did you hear? Katie Winters has passed away. She died of frozen arm pits.

try the veal, I'll be here all week.

[heine71]

It's Katy Winters, not Hay Winters.

[ajp2223]

The first deodorant was made in 1880 and it was indeed a cream. The roll-on came about in 1950's to imitate the ball point pen.

[scottbaino]

What is that jar in the middle? Are you supposed to just smear some gunk into your pits? Give me a roll-on or stick any day!

[CraniumDrainum]

Tfhackett:nobody parodies songs/commercials like that anymore! Oh to be be a kid in the 70's & 80's again. We used to do song parodies of Oscar Meyer Commercials "Jimmy Carter has a way of f***ing up the USA" (and I'm a Democrat now). We also did a parody of Ex-Lax to the melody of "Relax" By Frankie Goes To Hollywood:" Ex Lax will do it if you just can't even poo it, Ex Lax will do it, when you gotta go! GO!" Generations after us don't do that anymore! Thanx.

[CraniumDrainum]

We used to do a parody of Comet set to the melody of the "Theme To The Bridge Over The River Kwai"

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green.

Comet, it tastes like Listerine!

Comet, it'll make you vomit!

So try some Comet to vomit today!

anybody got any more? we can do this for a long time! Who needs weird al? LOL

[blackrock1969]

Katy Winters has bad breath!

[tfhackett]

We used to sing this as politically incorrect kids (To the tune of "Do You Want to Know a Secret?" by the Beatles)

Listen, doo wah doh

Do you want to use some Secret

Doo wah doh

Do you promise not to smell? Whoa oh, oh

Closer, doo wah doh

Let me whisper in your ear

Doo wah doh

Katy Winters is a quee-ee-ee-eer

I'm in love with you! A-whoo woo, woo, woo...

[Herbert7J]

This was before they turned Secret into a sexist deodorant (notice they didn't discriminate against men here--men were "allowed" to use it).

[TheGrailbearer]

@Herbert7J Who said men weren't allowed to use it??? They just said it was made for women i.e. there are perfumes added. If you want to use a perfumed pit-stick, more power to you.

[samoyed81966]

This Secret commercial is really the best. I like the Secret label in this commercial as well. Thank you.