On today's show, we'll talk about how you can simultaneously watch The View and chat with other cougars on Facebook while making sure Hunter Tyler isn't force-feeding Kaleeigh your Vicodin pills! And later on, we'll have the latest tips on decorating the interior of your SUV before the weight of all those Happy Meal Toys cause it to flip over on the freeway!
I love Jimmy, but what an absurd comment: Life sucks, because Dana Reeves chose a morality that says a good person sacrifices herself, for the sake of someone who can't even move?
Life is just fine, while it lasts, you just have to use your fucking mind, when making your choices, instead of trying to satisfy some absurd moral code altruists invented.
I'd like to hang these two whore's heads off the side of a bed and face fuck them while elbowing their stomachs UFC style. Maybe pummel that womb hard enough to prevent any more stupid suburbanite spawn from sliding out.
They just won my lifetime loyalty by running this segment.
TimothyADonaghue 5 months ago
Cougar chronicals haha
mortalkombat4life 7 months ago
The woman caller "do they talk about where to find jeans with a 9 inch zipper"? LOLOLOL
welcomehome901 7 months ago
Opie might have the most childish view on religion I've ever heard.
MsDeeksization 9 months ago
Here's an update! One of the un-fun mums got her teeth knocked out by a colored gentlemen
Demendred1605 1 year ago 2
Ya fucking waterslide...
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 3
Two more twats who have never been told when to shut the fuck up.
jadedmastermind 1 year ago 10
LOL Hilarious. Nice one. @jadedmastermind
TimothyADonaghue 5 months ago
On today's show, we'll talk about how you can simultaneously watch The View and chat with other cougars on Facebook while making sure Hunter Tyler isn't force-feeding Kaleeigh your Vicodin pills! And later on, we'll have the latest tips on decorating the interior of your SUV before the weight of all those Happy Meal Toys cause it to flip over on the freeway!
66hourenergy 1 year ago 5
I love hwo these woman pretend that there husbands hold sex off from them, when thats the womans fault usually. Yuck.
bonigga 1 year ago 8
"Keep fighting over your Gods..." = BRILLIANT, Gregg.
JSB741 1 year ago 5
now opie
RawwestHide 1 year ago
I'd like to smash them both..... thats about it. They sound horrendous.
jacktheripper300 1 year ago
The mom chronicles....world is going to hell.
moepippy 2 years ago 3
That's a sweet shirt if your a 16 year old gay boy.
thedancemetaltwins 2 years ago 3
Denise81, you're a vapid cunt. Anything you say that starts with "I love Jimmy BUT" is going to be nothing but banal drivel.
Shove a chainsaw in your slit and start it up, you're good for only one thing, taking the dick, and you're not even good at that.
Heroyesterday 2 years ago 2
They look like they eat each others box
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago 3
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I love Jimmy, but what an absurd comment: Life sucks, because Dana Reeves chose a morality that says a good person sacrifices herself, for the sake of someone who can't even move?
Life is just fine, while it lasts, you just have to use your fucking mind, when making your choices, instead of trying to satisfy some absurd moral code altruists invented.
deinse81 2 years ago
Shadaup ya cunt
SergeantPhilFish 2 years ago
my god that shirt was awful
markymarkbb 2 years ago
I'd like to hang these two whore's heads off the side of a bed and face fuck them while elbowing their stomachs UFC style. Maybe pummel that womb hard enough to prevent any more stupid suburbanite spawn from sliding out.
KlaxTheUnholy 2 years ago 11
Pregnancy-You got fucked
Andros1921 2 years ago
Jimmy is on a roll here, as always ;)
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago 2
heeheehee, Bunt.
TomMSTie 2 years ago 3
@TomMSTie
aaaaaaaand bunt
Dionysus187 1 year ago
Ant's cougar voice is hilarious. Reminds me of that 8 track porn tape actually.
maddne0 2 years ago 21
dude that was horrible acting...but it was funny as hell
fms3626471 2 years ago 2
@maddne0 - Couldn't agree more.
JSB741 1 year ago
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Opie is a dumb hypocrite. He himself is married, and his idiotic wife is eventually going to want babies..
angela1894 2 years ago
Yes because all women want children. You silly goose.
samuraikarasu 2 years ago 20
Oh, now, hey, you guys...
johnclavis 2 years ago 2