SUBMIT YOUR LYRIC to elect Marty in '08!

[Sporevideos248]

i hate being a kid makes me feel weird every day now come along and get ready to say grow up get a job

[direngrey150]

i bet its to late to send in song lyrics.

hm... thats to bad.

[weissi631]

poo isn't green or red

don't take drugs because it's bad

weissi631

[weissi631]

wadde hadde dudde da?

It's a vote for Martey^^

weissi631

[MariposaMonarchs]

BING BANG BOOBIE JIGGLE WIGGLE LOL MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!  -MariposaMonarchs

[ben10fanben10rocks]

whos that black pokemon

[NoisyKiller3000]

"Vote for me and ill kiss your feet"

[bonibonyrrk]

brothels are going to be free

free six pack beer for every vote

no highschools or collages

[exus345]

ill take a potato chip and eat it! .... for america!

-Exus345

[rockgunner45]

''i will take this country to neverland and eat some football players''

-rockgunner45

[CAR18MEN]

"i'll kick canada in the vagina"

--marty 2012

[whitehawks079]

if you vote for me there will be more chicken for you black foke

[whitehawks079]

if you vote for me there will be more chinken for you black foke

[DeluxeMaximo]

i don't cook meth with barny wile watching MTV

[songwryter111]

No more homework when I'm elected president

[TriwizardTristan]

TriwizardTristan is better than Marty and deserves to have his own comment song.

[bokeeliaboy61]

I noticed that no one has offered to be your vice president ,Well i'm offering and marty all you have to do is the math and you'll see that there is no better choice see i'm the man for the job so marty lets get your tour dates lined up and we'll hit the road or the campaign trail i'm all ready working on getting your supporters to start sending there donations tax deductable of course so we can afford the gas

[EnemyTerritoryUK]

Walking Is For Losers

[underwaterprincess14]

marty u rock

[randycrossette]

I will make the Board Game "Lie Cheat and Steal" the official Board Game of the United States.....yes there is such a game!

[PenguinBoy92]

"i don't touch little boys!"

[suzuki392]

i promise x-box and rootbeer for everyone

[AdobeExcel]

"change we do not believe in!"

[jokastrength]

Flag vest for everyone.

[deadlykitten100]

Screw the other guy, I'm the best choice bitch!

[fustino5]

dude hear this Vote for me ! & you will get Money! Vote for the other guy and you will get fucked in the eye! or this I'm just a small town Marty livin in a lonely world I took the midnight train and now I wanna be a president!!!! or you cant just go with " VOTE FOR ME MOTHERFUCKERS"

[weasil777]

caribou

[kanreikaze]

every morning i wake up to see the sun rise, on my kidney~ Ohhhh yeah.

[charwem]

is easy...

[Sveindog07]

"Kissing hands, and shaking babies."

[weasil777]

eating jelly beans.

[elyouu87]

Once I become president,

I will pass this law,

to make the runaway show

a required must watch

in every single home.

[AdobeExcel]

shame come to romeo!

[elyouu87]

even though I smell

I am the best choice out there!

[stash600]

Kicking cats is very fun!

[RUKAI1985]

GOOD

[None2well]

"I could probably pass for 35."

[shrunkpea17]

In the white house i promise to do many of things,

like paint the white house pink and give out free chicken wings!

[Joostbeers]

Because my glasses are hotter than Sarah Palin

[EscimoMan]

"Vote for Me!"

[EscimoMan]

"This is what I would do for Klondike bar!"

[bmjb276]

I'll kiss all your babies,

but don't worry I won't give them rabies!

[directorbeau]

i really want a rootbeer float now

[Akiliana]

Where do the other cadidates stand on the issues?

I'm FOR THEM!

[pfaffanator]

live and let die

[docgimpy]

SEXY POTATO FEET!

[umaeus]

I've got 200 years experience slaying zombies!

[nalts]

I'm here to help a country that's ailin'

And I've had more babies than Palin

[WeaselWumbles]

Broccli is the king of the world!!!!! And i am he!!

[JoCo2036]

A vote for Marty is a vote to party!!!!

[ddude100]

vote for me, i'll give you cookies!

[jenjenblast]

GADZOOKS my name is Marty & Welcome 2 my Party you know it's evident I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT !

[marciacsr]

"An accordion in every classroom."

Then kids won't bring weapons to school, because there's already one there.

The added bonus is that "accordion" rhymes with many things -- gun, run, fun, done.

[poopyscoopy5]

JEW JEW! ELECT THE JEW!

JEW JEW THE CORNY UNFUNNY JEW!

repeat x99

[siedletc]

"Noooooo,

I won't bomb Tehran, my opponets say they may;

Yeeeeaaaahhh,

I'll stick it to Iran, with the shirtless PAYDAAAAAY!"

....(spken) "Take some 'a that nakedness Mahma-still-got-his-shirt on'."

....(wlkn awy frm cmra) "no wonder dudes...." *inaud...."blazer....110 degree..." *inaud"

sound of slapped ass and somone "whoo!"

[pantsman0000]

"wow Pantsman0000 is cool and deserves a line in a song"

[batbag12]

Drunk women for everyone!!!

[xaviersparrow]

Vote for Marty and get your own free flag vest (also available in sweater vest)

[TheGreatSouthernAlex]

well john mccain is too old and barack obama is black, what better reasons to vote for me!!!

[greensrat]

If elected, I promise a hamster-powered convertible for everyone.

[Pucklyrules]

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son."

Or, "I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face!"

I know they're just movie quotes, but they're good ones.

[Pucklyrules]

You all should stop voting people's comments down just because they bash Obama. That's just silly.

[ciscocastille]

Vote for President Marty, cause' I'm a hottie!

[alicekdp]

I invented the internet

[atfcbrad]

My running mate is a MILF

[obey52]

"and i like turtles too!"

[NYTrigga101]

Here's a good one...

"Promise I wont die the first day in office from a heart attack, or get shot during a speech"

-_-

[docgimpy]

NIGERIA!!!

[SuperAlbinoMan]

Well, I can't be worse than Bush.

[t3chnorav3r]

uncle marty brings food on your table!

[monalovesblackdragon]

In Gods name I pray to be the president we need in these times.

[DudemasterJay]

my fellow americans, i know how to spell 'americans'

[odinncool]

I should be president for I am the dude who made up everything... good and stuuff

[worthlesspeon13]

free ice cream for all

[Pucklyrules]

I want to get laid in the oval office

[Kenzikenz]

ill give everybody giant paper mache dinosaurs!

[robinHawtie]

HOLEY MOLEY JUST VOTE 4 ME!

[SexySmurfProductions]

For every vote I don't get, a kitten drowns in a backpack of way too much honey.

[jdrocket]

i have a hat made of money

[TubOfCereal]

poo stains in my pie poo stains in your eyes :)

[bigpinkTT]

marty is a smarty

[mufasa7200]

oh an renee got away :(

[mufasa7200]

Come on people on your feet and I'll give you more sesame street

[gaia942]

"Dont not vote for me ill tear the fee off the bee then jump in a tree"

[gaia942]

ill legalize prostotution for use in an instatution

[gaia942]

common citizens will be denizens to my moneyzen for a benefitzen

[gaia942]

ill pay a giraffe to make my raft

[gaia942]

ill change my policies after i mow the overseas

[gaia942]

ill spend the year fighting a bear

[gaia942]

ill use the taxes to pay my taxes

[gaia942]

ive got glasses to wipe bums asses

[gaia942]

after the election i will do special favors for your effection

[gaia942]

as president spend the year wrapped in a chair

[Xstar98xAKApwner]

im gay so vote for me!

[invisibletheif]

"ill eat constipated chickens because i can talk shit"

[goodyfun]

I say "your" in the proper context.

[goodyfun]

Shaking your booty is more fun when you're president!

[Anastasius12345]

Rick James Bitch

[LPfanatic321]

Don't you know you make me wanna VOTE

kick my heels up and VOTE

throw my head back and VOTE

dont forget to say you will

oh oh dont forget to say you will yeah yeah yeah

[Shaddups]

My line:

You may like peas, but I like to ski.

[bowling4maroondisco]

my line:

Party Harty with Marty as prez!

[BooshXBill]

Don't say wee-wee

That is evil!

[BooshXBill]

"Vote for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And you may seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me take a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[BooshXBill]

FREE THE PIES!

[138lunchbox]

my line: vote for me it's a cool thing to do, if you don't your brain must be poo

[cantthinkofsn22]

my line: Don't you want hot dogs on a stick? Then vote for Marty you stupid twit!

[Keiyoko]

"Free pudding!"

[ddude100]

my line: vote for me because i'll give you cookies!

[rroge5]

my line: if u doont select me il push the triger to the bomb im wearing!

[Zatero]

I make promises you won't disagree with.

But I still won't do it!

[glorpy2]

The workplace is THE place for video games!

The workplace is NO place for video games!

(politicians promise everything to everybody anyway)

[9Phyco9]

DON'T VOTE FOR MARTY HE SUCKS

[AveMaria82]

Please don't mine my DUI's

and overlook this joint

'cuz after 4 years of dub-ya

A yogurt could do better at this point

[AveMaria82]

*MIND my dui's

[AveMaria82]

and that's 8 years of.... oh never mind.

[AveMaria82]

I may fuck a few interns

I may turn out to be gay

but take time to recognize

the country's fucked anyway

[funsizedfilms]

i'm running out of ideas! help me!!!! Donkey

[olivepopz]

dont wanna be an amercan idiot

[babyleontyne13]

"4 years have passed and now I feel it's my turn. I promise not to make it with the new appointed intern."

[olivialongtress]

My mother loves me, you should too!!

[tacklethebear]

"Let's face it...anything's better than Bush at this point."

[pcpace16]

Donkey Boner!

[LordElmoII]

"VOTE ME!"

[SireBogart]

"You sayin' I'm too late? Bitch, let's have a debate."

[ma77y4syth]

i like to eat toenails :)

[guyandsam]

"...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."

[goodyfun]

Free ocarina lessons for everyone!

[meister1975]

"I'll be all I can be for this society!"

"Don't ask me what you can do for this country - ask what I can do!"

"One for all and all for Marty!"

"If you vote for me, I'll die for you like Kennedy"

"Vote for me - or would you rather have a black man, a senile old fart or a woman president?"

[GallicGun]

"I can say nuclear correctly."

[FrancoThaDon]

"John McCain?...PLZ! eat a d-word!"

[PileOPoop1]

"Fuck dis Shit, Nuke America plz"

[cantthinkofsn22]

Fuck you, you cock-sucking faggot.

[markHughesCanada]

I will travel all 54 states just for you.

[42kroner]

54?

[BF2Commercials]

"i'm sexy"

[catcity01]

I'm a mommy's boy

[IrishEyez01]

root beer floats? to hell with that I want beer and ribs :)

[KerrangSH]

You bloody idiots. You expect people to give you real suggestions? This is friggin YouTube comments. Yeah, you really thought this one through.

[goodyfun]

KerrangSH,

The other videos they did like this were really good, so I guess some of us take them seriously.

[kazzagirlxoxo]

how about

'vote for me, & il drink your pee' :)

[Nokorola]

"you know, whatever peeps"

[kriscardwell]

okay here it is... ready??? "Free Gas Forever For Everyone"

[mstahl66]

marty's the best thing since sliced bread

[gooddog227]

puppies and kitties for you and me Marty of the office of presidency!

[daniel6677]

eat my tits. cause my name is marty

[knschauer]

BREAKING NEWS!!

man summons UFO for news crew. broadcast on ABC news channel

the video is in my favorites. see my channel

[Erdbeereliebe]

How about, "Do you think I need a vet, 'cause these pythons are sick!"

[JO3COOLKID]

Dear amarica

"Dont want to be an amarican idiot"

Thank you

vote Marty

[halimarie]

Was your mispelling of America supposed to be ironic?  Or do you really not know how to spell it?

[archerjoe30]

look up at the flag and say i wanna be!

PRESIDENT!

[archerjoe30]

lol

[MoronDude]

I'll make Corey Haim a Supreme Court Justice.

[TheRealDavlion]

all you have to say is..."cause Jesus would vote fooooor Marty!!!!!" At the end of your chorus' I guarantee you'll have the Republicans believing and the Democrats bleeding from laughter.

[BushTheApe]

"Sick of being ruled by worms and vegetables? Let me be the pathetic Americans' new hope!"

[EBursey]

Reuse that line from the Original Producers with Mel Brooks.:

"Don't be stupid! Be a smartie!

Come and join the Marty Party"

[halimarie]

That's the best one yet

[EBursey]

Thanks. I wish i could take credit for it...

[Otisyo]

Vote for me because.. I.. I am the best? Yeah!!

[kylejaymes]

I'm blacker than Obama, and more woman than Clinton.

[jimithy909]

I'm a member of the smelly fart party

[miamiracer]

Sing to the tune of "I Will Survive"

Once I was a jerk

Now I am a clown

So let me be your President

I will not let you down!

[notanotherwizkid]

demoCRAP, republiCAN'T, shout the MARTY PARTY rant!

[AGpoetry]

Young people rule! Free text messaages would be cool.

[STAR123WARSS]

VOTE FOR MARTY WIN SOME CASHY

[sulliand]

for the glory of the party, vote for marty

[thefacelessfellow]

i will color all shoelaces brown!

[grmmripper]

if anyone asks you what you will do about toxic waste, tell them that u suggest taking a strong laxative lolol XD

[grmmripper]

if you dont vote for me, me and chuck norris will kill your family

[AbbeyRoad67]

A vote for me is a vote indeed for all that is good that be.

[ReverandJim]

Don't be a farty, vote Marty for the party!

[MIntyFreshFilms]

If you don't vote for me then Jesus hates you

[freakinsocks]

"Be a Smarty, vote for Marty"

Muahaha, that's really great :-D

[decameter]

"Vote and you get Cheese"

[patpatpat14]

if you don't vote for you are gay

[goobersayshey]

" I like turtles"

[goobersayshey]

"wooty woot woot & a woot woot too!"

"Be a Smarty, vote for Marty"

"Foreign policy? I smell BACON!"

"Once confirming the scientific integrity of current climate change research models and establishing the veracity of global warming, I would focus an energy plocy on reducing the individual and collective carbon footprint through an aggressive alternative energy plan to include solar, wind and geothermal elements while reducing current dependence on fossil fules as a primary fuel source

[AshleyAnnHilderbrand]

"Vote for me, Chuck Norris is going to!"

[B0thergirl]

Vote for me. It's not like you have anything better to do.

[Steelhorns89]

Let the bodies hit the floor! (Mainly the republicans...)

[schultzy450]

i'll declare a war with the moon

i'll turn back time

i'll pay everyone's taxes

[lizzizzmyname]

I will order there to be 100,000 free steak stands across america cause that would be awsome!