for fuck sake dont take it seriously its a parody review !!!! a PARODY which means its done just to entertain people an it suceeds (: good job ron !!!
The first thing he says is wrong, the dog annoys my ass off me. It lags all the time and does not help in battle at all. This proves that the jackass in front of the camera clearly does not know anything about games.
@soccerjunky23 i find it funny how people like u are to stupid to realise what this is suppose to be, its a piss take there's no such person as Ron Standard
What was your wish at the end of the games. i chose money...but wanted to save game before but auto saved after so i couldnt...go back and choose any of the other 2 wishes at the end :|
=/ The attempt at humour in this video did nothing for me. Probably because you try to sound too much of a smart-ass while speaking. Unfortunately to me, you sound like a smart-ass with verbal diarrhea. With most of your jokes breaking apart through a lack of logic combined with a poor attempt to present the joke. I recommend you work on it.
If you read your comment back to yourself you'll realise how hard you were trying to sound intelligent. This isn't his best video yeah but he is funny and informative (in a way). If you don't like this style of humour go elsewhere because he doesn't need to work on it fool.
HA! "With most of your jokes breaking apart through a lack of logic combined with a poor attempt to present the joke." THAT IS A RUN-ON SENTENCE AND IS NOT VALID, BEE-OTCH!
All them diseases you mentiond in the video are all the ones i caught from your ma and i wasnt even fully in her! So what i do is i reinact the moment i shagged your ma in the game and have a child BUT i pretend the child is you and when you are born i grab a gun and shoot your ma right infront of you then when you give me lip i decapitate your body and stash it across different counties and then i set the house on fire because you breathed in it :D
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This has to be the stupidest video ever made. He was TRYING to be funny, but he wasn't...at all actually, I suggest you go out now and get a life, thank you!
Peter Molyneux made dungeon keeper, an excellent highly underrated, and forgotton game. He also helped make populous, genewars and the black and white series, all innovative games in their own right.
he actually cam over and 'beeeeeeeeeeeep' my rasberry pudding 'beeeeeeeeep' all over the walls 'beeeeeeeeep' right up there and 'beeeeeeeeep' nuclear war with china! LOL
he doesn't even stay on topic this video is trash and he looks gay and there giving each other a high five for not haveing a female audience what faggots
I have a sneaking suspicion that he is English pretending to be American (see the bizarre accent) and that the Peter Molyneux name the=ing was actually an elaborate attempt to poke fun at himself.
hey england it great, you would be still be quiet poor in todays world if the english didnt teach amercane primatives something 100s of years ago or when ever it was.
Most people on here are too stupid to get any of his jokes. Maybe you would all be better watching angry video game nerd lol As for getting piss ripped out of him who cares? most of these people are sad little kids using their parents computer.
people can be so mean. i think hes funny. stop taking the piss. if u dont like it dont fuckin watch it. he didnt make you watch it, and yes hes british, he puts the accent on as his character "ron standard jr"
fable 2 sucks poo outaa my asss its is rubbish i fell in love with fable but fable 2 just doesnt have that wow factor the story is astranomically short the map is small undiverse and rubbish and the combat and guns are poo,the clothes are rubbish and the story line is pretty boring the marriage sex kids dancing expressions whatever are all boring after like 10 mins the home decorating system is boring the shops that sell furniture never seem to sell anything what makes this game good
To be a 'parody' this has to be actually funny. This isn't funny. I think you guys can do great if you don't try to be funny and insult people for no reason. If I were you guys, I'd straighten up and take this seriously. As it is now, this is ridiculous.
One more thing; Molyneux isn't a jackass. And if he was; why play his game?
I'm part of the female audience and I'm still here.
CastellanKat 2 months ago
the dog can piss -.-
DESxNATExLOVER 3 months ago
i think i heard his voice on MSG or ESPN
slip9906 8 months ago
Where'd you go?
gnome95 1 year ago
HA ps3 fan boys hahahahahahah
kris10ish 1 year ago
Moley Newecks LOL
spidernm 1 year ago
so many troll comments get a life guys
batfighter8 1 year ago
For some reason you kind of remind me of Stephen Colbert
ShadowMoses900 1 year ago
that was FUNNY!!!!!!!
mrdukenukem1 1 year ago
lol i love this
MrPretzelStickz 1 year ago
*female audience* Nope... still here
LaraDarkwood 1 year ago
Stds (STI) in Fable 2 are like Pokemon. Gotta catch em all! I mean. They have no Negative repercussions. At all.
endbutterfly 1 year ago
@wowfreak141 lol stfu, those jokes died long ago
XHourX 1 year ago
1 holdyour breath
2 go to another video
3 leave this comment
4 if you can do all this you are a good kisser
wowfreak141 1 year ago
these get less and less funny
stewlegg 2 years ago
Mollynewex
Gearsofwarfun1 2 years ago
lolz, im female but wasn't offended by your women comment.
Wives in fable are indeed annoying, all of my friends usually ended up divorcing or killing them
ccrstarpanda 2 years ago 2
@ccrstarpanda He jokes. :)
HankerKomo 2 years ago
Press B duh
Straight4Edge 2 years ago
PRESS A!!!
skullgamer44 2 years ago
i like how he got really awkward just having to say the word "sex"
blueshade09 2 years ago
u can not say the first thing he sad about the dog was wrong.its a opinion i like the dog he was cool mabey your game just suck :P
toxictoddy 2 years ago
for fuck sake dont take it seriously its a parody review !!!! a PARODY which means its done just to entertain people an it suceeds (: good job ron !!!
MoneyMurphy17 2 years ago 9
The first thing he says is wrong, the dog annoys my ass off me. It lags all the time and does not help in battle at all. This proves that the jackass in front of the camera clearly does not know anything about games.
Ookaz 2 years ago
its called a parody review
Lionpaw16 2 years ago 2
wow... you must have a pretty shitty xbox if it LAGS... i could see it not helping in battle, but lagging? just go buy a wii lmfao
soccerjunky23 1 year ago
I was expecting something clever. I was sorrily disappointed.
AnonymousBAD 2 years ago
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you are a faggy nerd and your video bore and anger me.
MyDeepSadness 2 years ago
And you are a humorless wart on the face of society
50tna05 2 years ago
dumbass... hes no a humorless wart on the FACE of society. he's a humorless wart on the ASS of society.
soccerjunky23 1 year ago
@soccerjunky23 i find it funny how people like u are to stupid to realise what this is suppose to be, its a piss take there's no such person as Ron Standard
DeAztec62 1 year ago
@DeAztec62 wtf i don't even remember commenting on this
soccerjunky23 1 year ago
I think it's kind of funny.
SHOTDOWN210 2 years ago 3
lol
THORNNET 2 years ago
fucking shit game, especialy after youve finished it
sebob123 2 years ago
i loves that game although i always had unprotected sex and ive never gotten std im lucky
laxspartan16 2 years ago
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didn't find this funny
conradslater 2 years ago
lol im a girl and i agree
CuteNinjaXD 2 years ago
whats it like livin in ur moms basement dongbeater
kingpip77 2 years ago
i think he jizzed wen he sed the word sex XDXD
lolsam010 2 years ago
he does pee on enemies when i laugh at them XD
I go point-laugh and my dog runs to em and piss on them XD
waazabie 2 years ago
CUM ON BRITAIN !!!!!
Denzzz23 2 years ago 8
@Denzzz23 hell yeah britain rules:)
theholyemo 1 year ago
yay go britain!!!!
theholyemo 2 years ago 3
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Unknnnnn 2 years ago
Absolutly Brilliant!
aXXoJadie 2 years ago
What was your wish at the end of the games. i chose money...but wanted to save game before but auto saved after so i couldnt...go back and choose any of the other 2 wishes at the end :|
druidrag 2 years ago
I chose my dog!
and other character i chose the lives that all have fallen during the building stage of the Spire..
AND WHAT DO THEY FkING DO!?
they arrest me sonafabitches...
I got a halo on my head with one(Chick)
and I am very evil with my male :P
shot whores and my wifes XD
waazabie 2 years ago
Could you press the A button please?
Press the A button.
Please will you just press the goddamn A button?
Press the button! Press the button! Press the button! Press the button! The Green one! Press the button! Aghh! Press the button!
Okay i'll do it.
Could you press the B button please?
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XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
=/ The attempt at humour in this video did nothing for me. Probably because you try to sound too much of a smart-ass while speaking. Unfortunately to me, you sound like a smart-ass with verbal diarrhea. With most of your jokes breaking apart through a lack of logic combined with a poor attempt to present the joke. I recommend you work on it.
Tavz2 2 years ago
If you read your comment back to yourself you'll realise how hard you were trying to sound intelligent. This isn't his best video yeah but he is funny and informative (in a way). If you don't like this style of humour go elsewhere because he doesn't need to work on it fool.
smytheeboi 2 years ago 2
I just imagined it would be more effective to try and give something more constructive rather than the usual lines like 'Tool... Get a life!', etc.
Tavz2 2 years ago
HA! "With most of your jokes breaking apart through a lack of logic combined with a poor attempt to present the joke." THAT IS A RUN-ON SENTENCE AND IS NOT VALID, BEE-OTCH!
vortigaunt911 2 years ago
All them diseases you mentiond in the video are all the ones i caught from your ma and i wasnt even fully in her! So what i do is i reinact the moment i shagged your ma in the game and have a child BUT i pretend the child is you and when you are born i grab a gun and shoot your ma right infront of you then when you give me lip i decapitate your body and stash it across different counties and then i set the house on fire because you breathed in it :D
fossilfern 2 years ago
Tool.... Get a life!
DarkWench 2 years ago
flashbacks eh son?
anticlockwissee 2 years ago
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fossilfern 2 years ago
i like when my dogs humps my leg :(
i got the STD called childeren aswell :'(
MrRyaz 2 years ago
hey , Ron, why the long face?
sidbolero 2 years ago
0:01
HectorDavies 2 years ago
dick head
wayne997gbro 2 years ago
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XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
lol you sound like jerry seinfeld
punisher2237 2 years ago
lol i love that some people don't understand the humour...
littlefuckingboyoyea 2 years ago
yeah i know what you mean,btw hes english...go figure
royalsignaller101 2 years ago
.....nuclear war with china.This guy makes the funniest videos i have ever seen!
royalsignaller101 2 years ago
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This has to be the stupidest video ever made. He was TRYING to be funny, but he wasn't...at all actually, I suggest you go out now and get a life, thank you!
frozenpyro88 2 years ago
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XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
'Frozen pyro' is that another word for impotent or are you just trying to suggest it
Spoondogg1401 2 years ago
Dude! Im A Female Viewer :] Mwahar !
CrazyGal123abc 2 years ago
yeah right
kiik1012 2 years ago
i love fable2
warecraft101 2 years ago
Peter Molyneux made dungeon keeper, an excellent highly underrated, and forgotton game. He also helped make populous, genewars and the black and white series, all innovative games in their own right.
TimmahUK 2 years ago
Yet he still managed to make fable 2 a disapointment
YTargain 2 years ago
Y is this fag happy that no girls watchhis stupid vids
GlowinPanda 2 years ago
Because your gay
grimsoul89 2 years ago
Man this video is funny as, and he posted it on my birthday : )
TripleHP333 2 years ago
hes like Andy Kaufman for nerds but without the insanity.
videosfromderelix 2 years ago
lol lol lol omg lol lol lol this video should be on comedy central
waldrup23 2 years ago
he should have at least a sketch shown on tv even if its like a side thing on G4 or comedy centeral.
videosfromderelix 2 years ago
These vids r frickin awsum. The humour is immense. Keep posting ur vids!!!!!
People if u dont get the fact that this is a parody then there's sumthing wrong with you.
Christhegenius1 2 years ago
he actually cam over and 'beeeeeeeeeeeep' my rasberry pudding 'beeeeeeeeep' all over the walls 'beeeeeeeeep' right up there and 'beeeeeeeeep' nuclear war with china! LOL
megamaxie 2 years ago
he doesn't even stay on topic this video is trash and he looks gay and there giving each other a high five for not haveing a female audience what faggots
Chadrocks1203 2 years ago
your stupid XD.. enough said
grimsoul89 2 years ago
tbhh u need to get a life
DGWBloodwolf 2 years ago
I have a sneaking suspicion that he is English pretending to be American (see the bizarre accent) and that the Peter Molyneux name the=ing was actually an elaborate attempt to poke fun at himself.
F5MPirate 2 years ago
@F5MPirate - I had that suspicion about his origins until I saw this, then decided it was pretty much guaranteed :p
0v3rd0seh 2 years ago
i always wondered what a fake American accent sounded like lol. I assumed he was just poorly faking a british accent.
videosfromderelix 2 years ago
surprisingly this is so bad its funny good job. Besides even if many dont like this at least they're watching it lol.
scraftonthebadger 2 years ago
mclovin
247Laker 2 years ago
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grimsoul89 2 years ago
Yeah! *high five*
we just lost our entire female audience....if we had a female audience.
GamingSponge 2 years ago
ViewTube(dot)ws a company that will make your YouTube video's number 1
dsadasdaa2 2 years ago
hey england it great, you would be still be quiet poor in todays world if the english didnt teach amercane primatives something 100s of years ago or when ever it was.
captainwiggles1 2 years ago
You must be "special"...
DieBravely 2 years ago
so must you be... enough said
grimsoul89 2 years ago
dude u must hav no life sitting infront a camera al day
SmallAdoptedMunchkin 2 years ago
if any one says any think bad about u tell them to fuck off
bellyzbad 2 years ago
Peter MolynueX ^^
sup3rsof7 2 years ago
i hope your kidding
lmao
missbopeep45 3 years ago
please stop embarising yourself
DarkEmbrace2121 3 years ago
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omg u fucking geeeek! shut up u stupid twat, u have nooo life!
djredzz 3 years ago
You have no life, flaming youtube all day? Oh, what a life. By the way, being a geek is a good thing, atleast he wont be working in mcdonalds.
Samzsite 3 years ago 3
w00t! I freakin' love all your videos man! ")
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wow im high right now and this dookie of a video is STILL not funny. its sad how the guy you play in this game gets more pussy then you.
1O0o 3 years ago
Almost as sad as getting high and flaming youtube videos...
CCKsoldier 3 years ago 2
Ron would you press the B button please? Lmao
dood3342 3 years ago 3
If we had a female audience they'd be gone
Colintabulous 3 years ago 3
MAMAMAMMAMAMAMAAMMA you kno wat im sayin fellas high five
xXThizB3Fw3SHXx 3 years ago
its muklovin
joshbobak2 3 years ago
PRESS THE A BUTTON
Jacketpotato1 3 years ago
Awesome like always
Jacketpotato1 3 years ago
lmao 5/5
sk0rmempire 3 years ago
To all you 'RSJ' fanboys;
LOL!
Galero15 3 years ago
what the fuck comes outta his nose and into his mouth at 1:02 ish
360RapineCarnage 3 years ago
you can see it on the wall behind him and moves across his face just before 1:02
TheMedicIsASpy 3 years ago
You are awesome don't let these wanna-be pardoy game reviewers bug you.
FriendlyNapalm 3 years ago 2
the long BEEP god my sub
Onesickclown 3 years ago
AVGN Pwns you....
inthesearms 3 years ago
Hmm, you wonder whether Youtube promoted this video so they could have a laugh at this speccy gimp getting the piss ripped out of him...?
urizen123 3 years ago
Most people on here are too stupid to get any of his jokes. Maybe you would all be better watching angry video game nerd lol As for getting piss ripped out of him who cares? most of these people are sad little kids using their parents computer.
acidheadx 3 years ago
should have gone to specsavers!
biddlerules 3 years ago
lol yeah dont say jackass in england dude
DVAVWVSVOVN 3 years ago
TWAT!
Never say "JACKASS" in England because you would just get owned by an Angry mob of people that hate Americans
187Godhand2 3 years ago
Your moms got a fat ugly twat it looks like chewbaca with herpes.
acidheadx 3 years ago
Your mom sounds like chewbacca because she sucked on so many people
187Godhand2 3 years ago
Your mum talks like yoda after she tried to give me oral and it ended up damaging her brain.
acidheadx 3 years ago
hahahahaha.....not!
You sound like a muppet! Your jokes are not even funny
187Godhand2 3 years ago
@187Godhand2 you know this guy is English right
fishfishfish912 1 year ago
your not funny. Your just annoying because you just do stupid for the hell of it and have bad timing. I could take the same script and make it funny
whiteratprime 3 years ago
the funniest thing about this video is reading the comments.
a wealth of negative comments usually means a dog-shit video that needs removing.
shutupjusnow 3 years ago
people can be so mean. i think hes funny. stop taking the piss. if u dont like it dont fuckin watch it. he didnt make you watch it, and yes hes british, he puts the accent on as his character "ron standard jr"
amelianightingale16 3 years ago
america can fuckin have him, he's nowt to do with this country. wat a wanker.
shutupjusnow 3 years ago
this guy is a rape waiting to happen. wat a nob.
shutupjusnow 3 years ago
fable 2 sucks poo outaa my asss its is rubbish i fell in love with fable but fable 2 just doesnt have that wow factor the story is astranomically short the map is small undiverse and rubbish and the combat and guns are poo,the clothes are rubbish and the story line is pretty boring the marriage sex kids dancing expressions whatever are all boring after like 10 mins the home decorating system is boring the shops that sell furniture never seem to sell anything what makes this game good
kyle1172 3 years ago
either way the video lacked sumthing hmm what was it missing o yer it missed the funny part
also i could bet my life that you have never has sex or done anything to do with sex wiv a female parter btw a blow up doll doesnt count XD
alisandro666 3 years ago
my raspberry pudding !
HAHAHA ! :p
dave787 3 years ago
U can tell he has not had a GF before or ever had sex before lol. Nerd get a life.
jacko6556 3 years ago
MC LOVIN!!!!
smallboysam01 3 years ago 2
do u spend all day doing that
sebfive 3 years ago
NERD! GET A LIFE
BLAZIN303 3 years ago
Ron Standard Senior must be so proud.
Krozd 3 years ago
well that was.....not yahtzee. regardless of how much it tried to be a 3:56
FlashBack211 3 years ago
17 to 35
cooldude10136 3 years ago
This guy is awesome.
And no I wasn't being sarcastic...
lawlife 3 years ago
FOGEL or MCLOVIN HIIII
OliverKnowles 3 years ago
you can choose to have sex protected or unprotected
yee mate
its a choice youll never have to make
iwanjones998 3 years ago
ur not hard all that "yes mate" is just crap
Nathproductions 3 years ago
sorry i was unaware that primitives had computers
that sentance made no sense haha on your english teacher
iwanjones998 3 years ago
my sentence made perfect sense and yours was terrible btw its sentence not sentance and "haha on your english teacher" makes no sense
owned
Nathproductions 3 years ago
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i fucking hate you
jesus6the6bandit6 3 years ago
what a cunt. i hope he gets cancer. soon.
shutupjusnow 3 years ago
You are one sick son of a bitch and you should not be allowed to humanly interact. Period.
Galero15 3 years ago
haha thanks :D
no really tho this guy needs to die.
shutupjusnow 3 years ago
oddly entertaining
rich639 3 years ago 3
lol what a fucking nerd arse lol
leowaannzzz94 3 years ago
To be a 'parody' this has to be actually funny. This isn't funny. I think you guys can do great if you don't try to be funny and insult people for no reason. If I were you guys, I'd straighten up and take this seriously. As it is now, this is ridiculous.
One more thing; Molyneux isn't a jackass. And if he was; why play his game?
Galero15 3 years ago
is he mclovin?
lol
W3ST4WAY 3 years ago
and he doesnt have a girl friend
PrinceOfPersia360 3 years ago
"PARODY"
alexroxhissox 3 years ago
lol
Agentneya 3 years ago
I didn't find this funny.
At all.
But maybe that's just me.
NotMartinCameron 3 years ago
PUSH THE A BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cooldude10136 3 years ago
u silly fucker
oXoBriZzJoXo 3 years ago
dam u kind of gamers give us normal gamers a bad image -.-
JaxxDaemon 3 years ago
i agree what a stupid vid
SARGENTFROG2 3 years ago
get laid.
ruthsaunders 3 years ago
He Would Be From The Usa...Haaaaaa
LiKeiTzLeGal 3 years ago
sort ur lyf out m8
vXvXvProJecTvXvXv 3 years ago
"PARODY"
alexroxhissox 3 years ago
let just put an r on things that end in A hmm...
Bearinahuddy 3 years ago
what kind of idiot would pretend that they are funny?........
bassdemon16 3 years ago
you still have a female audience, i like nerds.
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Misslucy000 3 years ago
hah u the bigest geeeeeeek ever
mylesps3 3 years ago
this is sexist
denkir3 3 years ago
fag
chitsisgreat 3 years ago
hmmm
what kind of jackass would pretend their funny but actually they are fuckin retarded. What kinda jackass would do that.
muppetsbro 3 years ago 3
What 'kinda jackass' can't use the question mark?
Hint: you.
MethadonePretty 3 years ago
:O WOW McLovin!!! XD HA!
robbiem94 3 years ago 2
i'm still here (: haha.
HollyHeroinx 3 years ago
shit.
jordanburt 3 years ago