Hardly Working: Twilight Bros

[tomcatbball34]

WOW! Spoiler Alert! Some of us haven't watched Twilight yet!

[Kahunabro1997]

my mom made me see all the twilights, and yes jacob could rip apart edwards pussy.

[randomguy2274]

listen clearly 1:01 toy hear someone drop a coin .____.

[bboyboss98]

Anyone else team Buffy?

[madpivoter]

@bboyboss98 yeah she was badass

[jazzingirl]

Why are they wearing that

[TheVideosurfer21]

dont be like pat cassels

[HiddenElitez]

Is it just me but I never understood anything...

[Textrosity]

...

I just learned some things that I didn't know about Twilight...

Besides the sparkling and shoddily done romance, the characters have pretty badass abilities.

[TQOMify]

lol, I started off completely agreeing with them, thinking "Finally, people who can acknowledge the suckiness that is Twilight!" Then as it progressed I got increasingly weirded out.

[KaylaComb]

Sarah was wearing the same thing in the trololo video...its sad i know that.

[ShovelPwned]

This is one of those episodes i'm glad I haven't seen to movies to get it lol!

[gamemak0r]

Wait i thought that edward couldnt read warewolf minds?

[kmalters1]

@gamemak0r he can, Alice just can't see a werewolfs in her visions

[omgitsaaron]

0:31 damn straight

0:38 Wait, what? You actually know that? -_______-;

1:11 ......They don't even fight?! Fuck Twilight

[Battleoner]

The only people who got the joke are also Twilight Bros

[Swordmaster10]

"And on that day, a new breed was born, and they would be called 'Twilitbros', and they would hide themselves from the masses, unless met by other 'Twilitbros'. It was not easy, but eventually they became the new 'bronies' of the internet. With this they would reek havoc for years to come."

[BreakwaterAvenue]

Good Lord Murph, I am in awe of the brilliance that is you! :O

[Winterisawsome]

twilight sucks ass the real vampire is listat

[theseabast]

I like twilight...

[smally809]

Closet twags.

[sometookmyname]

werewolves > stone

[theseabast]

@sometookmyname SPOILER ALERT

They're not werewolves, they're shapeshifters, it just so happens that the form they take is a wolf, which explains why they look like giant puppys.

[sometookmyname]

@theseabast I was refering to the video where they call them "werewolves".

[theseabast]

@sometookmyname I know I just wanted to comment about that.

[starsplash922]

I understood, only because I read the books before the fangirl apocalypse. The first two were well written, but lacked any understanding of vampires at all. Got bored by the third book, that was when it became "GIVE AUTHOR MONEY." 

[sladunkaAa]

i am so happy i had no idea what they were talking about...

[ManziMovies]

I started catching on at around 0:30

[10GRIMMJOWJAGGERJACK]

first couple of facts and i called bullshit secret fans

[SchylerCruzify]

I love the video wwe logo In background

[KvZ180]

took me half way through the video to realize what the joke was..

[WolfN931]

Ha ha ha pussies

[yokiyokiay]

Funny thing is, Hellsing predicted the whole mass-produced, watered-down "vampires" craze in the media, and is still the best vampire series I've seen to date...not that it has much competition... ****ing Hollywood.

[maliwahtallhei]

haha thank god the Twilight hype is mostly over! I'm so sick of it I'm not even going to see Breaking Dawn! The book sucked anyway

[funnywhiteroots]

@maliwahtallhei lol

[Biosh0ck3r]

aaaaaaand your fuckin gay

[churules7]

the less you know, the better...

[sergiop2212]

Werewolves are stronger than stone =D

[spartan10125]

Yo Edward imma let you finish, but I gotta say that Jacob is the best creature of all time

[akadensetsu]

@spartan10125 fuck yea

[TheSuperduck23]

Wow I only realized that they were fighting over Twilight at 1:30

[ChrisCrazy100]

posers...

[Lunastrahunter]

Totally bad ass bro 

[MrMahiti]

when i red "twilight" my brain automaticly started to read "badly working:" ;)

[MoonScorpion97]

While their talking about Twilight ...Notice the manly WWE poster

[jaymwright]

TEAM ARROW TO THE KNEE

[studytheboard]

lol hidden twilight fans

[SupahCola]

@studytheboard Yes...yes, that's what this video is about. Thank you for clarifying that for all of us.

[90andrewiscool]

did you see the wwe logo?

[McTrollinftw]

@90andrewiscool you mean that gigantic wwe poster that's almost in the exact middle of the frame?

No, i missed it.

[ZombieNewb]

Fuck vampires. Ware wolves all the way. And the real ones.

[KOOLciks]

i saw that coming :))

[kidawsomness]

anyone saw that wwe logo at the back

[TheShoobre]

door fail at 00:16 so good

[Flyspit187]

im team hopebelladies

[megasuperepickadog]

@Flyspit187 me too

[skittlesparrow]

that wasn't really fighting, that was more 'squeezing each others head'

[xXHawkCheerXx]

1:13 I died laughing.

[Iwantyousobad6969]

Wow that's a new low fighting over twilight

[lj622]

psssh....not real werewolves anyway...

[delivery52]

am i the only one that notices Murph has a VISOR on? a visor!

[blueeyesaf]

When they change a few things in the movies taking liberties people complain, when they don't, people complain. It's basically a no win situation as far as making books into movies. But some can still manage to make a good movie.

[PhantomOdin130]

i have no idea what they're talking about

[Asmodeus9988]

WTF are they talking about?

[xhalofan18x]

gotta love pointless youtube debates

[bchscomedygirl]

@futbolxluva

I don't remember questioning the physical prowess of soccer players.. and I don't remember saying that American football is better in any way...

So breathe. Relax.

[MrCouleursProduction]

@drawingzzz Thank you for explaining REAL football.

[DCUniverseFAN1]

Ironic They Turned Into What They Hate

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

(Insert witty comment)

[dumpt4ker246]

wwe sign in background

[SuzySilvenna]

Hehehe <3

[alphawolffy1]

what just happend i started watching and the second they start talking twilight(i know i didnt spell it right i would rather type this than correct it)i was here

[stunned3000]

harrison is better then rye

[marsuleo]

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out the joke was that they know so much about Twilight

[AlexanderJVelicky]

SPOILER ALERT! JEEZE!!!

[mercyfulbill]

@bchscomedygirl i dont get what you are sayin'

[scmarre]

@mercyfulbill hes saying that twilight and soccer sucks and is overrated entertainment. and i agree with him

[enemY1990]

@scmarre Maybe overrated but soccer is like the most popular sport ever

[drawingzzz]

@bchscomedygirl Acutally soccer/football is refered to as "the beautiful game" because there is so much patience and effort that an entire team put forth to make a good chance and to put away a fantastic goal. The reason you don't get it is probably because you are the average American who watches the only kind of football with more than 20 pounds of protection which is totally unecessary if you were an acutal man. (like every single rugby player) Don't hate on the real football.

[AndysMouseRatBand]

@drawingzzz go fuck a soccer player....or the English idiots who riot cuz of a FUCKING GAME

[drawingzzz]

@AndysMouseRatBand Go back to school and learn to spell you incompitent, sluggish, fatass. At least in the real football, play doesn't stop and there is acutally something to watch. I would like American football if they didn't stop so much. I find it amusing that barely any NFL blockers are in physical condition to play yet they are played soley because of their girth. Go stuff your face and watch your sissy rugby. Get out of my face. By the way, caps don't make you bigger.

[AndysMouseRatBand]

@AndysMouseRatBand OH iM Soryyy Gramamrrrr Nazi! doseeee it make u mad when people dont spell and punctuate "properly" on the interwebz ?

[futbolxluva]

@AndysMouseRatBand now that's what you call passion, wont see that at an american football match cause theyll all be sitting on their asses eating fucking mcdonalds...

[AndysMouseRatBand]

@futbolxluva

no thats called being a dumb ass you cant justify burning cars and beating people into a coma and call it "passion"....oh and there is hundreds of thousands of McDonalds EVERYWHERE even in your country......because they make a profit YOU PEOPLE BUY IT TOO....although i think its gross

[futbolxluva]

@AndysMouseRatBand you're generalizing these events to all soccer matches its not as common these days and its only in few countries...

and i kno mcdonalds is everywhere, its just americans are known for eating eat more than others lmao

[BobbieTheFish]

@drawingzzz I find it silly that you take offence to someone making a joke in the comment section of a video listed as comedy. The points (s)he used were exaggerated for purposes of humour but, if you'd notice, they weren't blatantly offensive like you're being.

On a side note, rugby tackles produce FAR less force than football tackles, you can't call one "the real football," both exist, therefore, both are real and, finally (s)he isn't hating. Grow up.

[drawingzzz]

@BobbieTheFish Hahaha, the person who can't even spell "offense" is telling me to grow up! What a joke, I'm not being offensive compared to you. I barely said anything about you. I was talking about American football, so why don't you go PMS somewhere else. No one asked you to be an ass. Get your facts strait by the way, I don't even think you have ever seen a Rugby match. Just goes to show how ignoraant you can be and how much of a sissy you are when you prefer "football."

[drawingzzz]

@drawingzzz Ignorant* Freaking hate typos! Good luck in life. You can't "douche" your way through it all the time. You won't get any respect back. I would have been nicer if you never told me to grow up. Look who's talking. Why waiste your time commenting and insulting a sport you don't like. No one cares, and it doesn't make you seem like a bigger person just because you have thumbs up. Look at all my supporters down there. ;D Good luck when it's one v.s. thousands, jerk.

[BobbieTheFish]

@drawingzzz Sorry, didn't read your second part until now - I didn't even insult the sport. You, however, have been insulting American football in just about every comment. In future arguments, try to understand both sides before speaking your mind and don't let jokes get to you.

[BobbieTheFish]

@drawingzzz Getting homophones mixed up while typing quickly isn't a way to measure maturity but pointing it out in a non-constructive way is a measure of immaturity. I re-read what I wrote and there isn't any animosity toward you aside from the last two words, I was just giving a different perspective on your ideas. If that's offensive, then I stand by those two words. No on asked me to be an ass and I'm not being an ass. You should re-think giving advice you clearly don't follow.

[BobbieTheFish]

@drawingzzz (cont.) I do have my facts straight, there was a study done on the force of tackles in rugby vs. football and people who play football tackle harder. You're wrong to think I haven't seen a rugby match and you're vision must be a little off, I'm not being at all ignorant. You, however, are. Making generalizations about which sports people prefer is being ignorant.

Another side note: I didn't say I preferred football so again, grow up.

[drawingzzz]

@BobbieTheFish A study, huh? Why don't you find somethine better to do with your time. Either that or shut the hell up because any normal person would waste their time on such a useless study. I don't even see why I waste my time on useless scum like you. I don't hate you, i just resent you for being so immature. Get out or continure to be humiliated. Your choice buddy. Your vision might be alittle off too, you look at your comments and you think you seem smart.

[drawingzzz]

@drawingzzz I just wish you would type like your granmother were watching you type right next to you. I bet that could prevent you from making yourself look so childish and insecure. Get out of my life. You are a fictional speck of dirt at the bottom of my shoes. I'll whipe you off and forget about you like the dirt you are.

[BobbieTheFish]

@drawingzzz I didn't conduct the study, it was on a show similar to mythbusters. I don't feel like I'm being humiliated in the slightest and I don't think you have a good grasp on what I actually think. I look at my comments and think, "I hope that's not too long /:"

[futbolxluva]

@bchscomedygirl american football is the gayest fucking shit there is, a game that is supposed to take like an hour ends up taking like 4 hours cause it stops every 5 seconds so they can make a new play, they barely need to run at all because they have a bench of 60 people and sub out all of the time! and some guys that run 20 meters at most are tired as fuck and need an oxygen mask are you kidding me!? the average soccer player runs appx 6-8 miles per match...

[hre010]

@bchscomedygirl At least in our football we actually use our feet and a real ball instead of an egg ;) Oh, and European football was around way earlier than way earlier than American football... so yeah, you just don't get it ;)

[BobbieTheFish]

@hre010 Should I point out that (s)he was just making a joke? Or that "it was here first" isn't a good argument on how something is better?

[hre010]

@BobbieTheFish Ofc it isn't, but it is really is weird that you call it football when football already existed when you made it ;) And I know it was a joke, I've seen it plenty of times before...

[hanfgamer]

@bchscomedygirl you did never watched soccer now did you...

[spacman53]

@bchscomedygirl what is soccer

[The8347135]

@bchscomedygirl quarterback kneel. nuff said

[lettertree11]

Why is Murph dressed like a freak?

[phoenixkirby101]

Sounds more like hockey

[MrKAPfilms]

I like how there is actual work going on in the background.

[Rasputan151030]

and you girls know what we actually fight about in our spare time *sigh*

[perfectnightmare2016]

"what are u guys fighting about?"

"Football!" lmfao!

[princesscarlos]

Woo its murph with his lesbian haircut!

[JoshLikeCrazy]

Just not the same without the "HUH!"

[Randomfilms23]

hey listen at 1:02 sounds like dropped change

[UnHitmarkerable]

wwe logo in background?

[fanaticmoron]

I'm so glad i had no idea what they were talking about.

[HinakoNamikaze]

If they didn't like Twilight why did they even read the book???

[thelpg1993]

@HinakoNamikaze that's the joke

[WhytManga]

@HinakoNamikaze thats the joke

[MrFoxtrot898]

i used to know a couple guys like this. yeah, was in high school with them. except at my school everyone just called them 'Fags' and threw them in trash cans for some reason. :/

[t678r]

door fail at 00:16 so good

[themadhackermatt]

that took a sudden horrible turn for the worst

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

WWE

[megakuriboh]

funny part is, this sounds like me and my friend. hard core roflcopter

[codeman494]

y u guys got a wwe logo in ur office

[dimsumboy22]

I can't wait for the new movie.... edward rapes bella then if I remember from what my friend tells me. He gives her a c section.. man, Twilight is the best comedy of 2011

[CourtFtw]

Why is there a WWE logo in the background...

[LAsWeirdest]

I guess we know what team their on (sad...) Does Pat ride a motorcycle? Sexy...

<3 from LA.Liz

[LegendaryPapaya2]

@LAsWeirdest We can read your username, stop signing every thing with LA.Liz. It makes you look like an attention whore. c:

[LAsWeirdest]

@LegendaryPapaya2 My bad, man! Just spreading the love!! I guess you're allergic to it like Pat :( Its okay!!!!!!!!!

[aaronjustdewitt99]

Whenever I worry that I've been wasting my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have never read a Twilight book.

[awansarmad]

i hate twilight peoples except girls ... :)

[160moebius2]

...football! Lol

[Psykoged]

EDWARTHS SHKIN ISH ASH HARD ASH SHTONE!

[OcarinaAlchemist]

True Blood Vampires cand kick any Twilight Vampires ass.

[ok2431]

Twilight Sucks!!

[KiwicrusherFilms]

@canihave1dollar yes, werewolves can...

[kacorperation]

I got lost after a minute...

[canihave1dollar]

Edward gets the girl so I'm for Edward and also vampires can make more vampires unlike werewolves.

[Ellisaphant]

You know, I think what pissed me off the most about Twilight was the fact that Stephanie Meyer called the groups of vampires "Covens." A group of Witches is a coven, a group of vampires is called a Brood.

[MyComicStyle]

Probably would't like the movie, so I won't watch it, but, vampires, played right, are awesome! I mean, they suck blood, they can't die, they can fly, they're like demons! Demons are awesome! They're like completely invincible and look so bad-ass, especially if the eyes are red! Red eyes.. My eyes always get very red when I put contacts in, so I'm wearing glasses right now. They look good, but I just really wish I could see normally.. Normal. I'm crying right now...

[Spollock97]

I love how I'm the stereotypical twilight fan (young female teen), but A, I'm not the one arguing about the series in the comments, and B, I honestly couldn't care less.

[Paperflowers94]

Go Dracula. :P Or Nosferatu if you're the silent film type.

[ca1cifer]

Go Buffy!

[tabris1991]

lols most vampire powers don't work on werewolves or about werewolves.

[CODISAwEsOm]

LOL

[topher93rodden]

why is their no sound?

[Antooxik]

@topher93rodden because your speaker are turned off -.-'

[topher93rodden]

@Antooxik my speakers wasnt turned off, my browser was screwing up tho

[Truegoddess25]

get up off the floor you pansies!!!

[youngjv2006]

who else has no idea what they are talking about.....

[MiotaLee]

Thety make good points tho... or?

[TheEvilCow14]

Peter went to rye high. Same

[muntificator]

Its funny how many Twilight facts i just learnt and will never need.

[Chrispybutters]

@muntificator *Learned

[muntificator]

@Chrispybutters Cheers. To be fair it was probably 3am like most of the times i've watched collegehumor

[MrNoemise]

@Chrispybutters Aww, you beat me to it!

[ArcaneFilmStudios]

@muntificator name one

[katehisandhugs]

Edward drank from humans at first, but only if it was someone who he thought deserved it. I'm embarressed to admit I know that.

[Perf0Cell]

Way Gay

[Tman4312]

gay

[yugoxgc]

Ok I see no one points it out, but drinking only animal blood doesn't make Edward a wussy.. don't get me wrong I do hate him but do not forget the actual movie vampire who tried living by drinking only rat blood in "Interview with the Vampire" you wouldn't exactly call him a wuss would you?

[live4twilight4ever]

@yugoxgc you mean Louis? He kinda was a wuss, it was basically his main character trait. what makes him badass is that he retains his innocence and naivete (sometimes interpreted as being a wuss) in spite of killing hundreds of humans-including women and children, and in spite of witnessing horrors few humans could stay sane through. Of course i haven't seen the movie, and of course Lestat drank rat blood sometimes too. So i suppose your right. 

[SWEETRHYSIE10]

Murph was wearing two visers or two hats, lolz!

[purplebela2]

He was only alive for a hundred years....just saying....

[MarioBario]

@purplebela2 u fag for knowing that

[057626236]

@MarioBario umadbro?

[GamerBro777]

@MarioBario lol wow you call someone a fag on youtube. avenge your tiny penis somewhere else

[hotvideomaker]

hold 4 for guy jacking off xD

[DarkManuel006]

Haha i get it :D

[redhood1599]

ok....they're arent any major top comments so heres my chance. Boobies!

[tabathalover77]

WOO WWE!! :D

[tabathalover77]

hold 9 for air hump XD