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  • 1:33 is Lot's wife a jamaican? XD

  • Awesome!

  • EPIC...can't believe we started this project over 6 years ago now.. :) wow how time flys.

  • Parents are constantly the target of people who are trying to sell things to them on the basis that they need to do the right thing by their children.

  • 0:51 homosexual propaganda! 1:28 filth! 1:42 more filth!

    ^No, I'm just trying to imagine how a fanatic might interpret those scenes.

  • @cavalrycome You seem to be the only one that thought those things.

  • ahha this is soo bad

  • @wangsta231 So, when is your BETTER version coming out? I wonder...

  • how can you age a fossil by a rock and age the rock by the fossil "look at the bible it says what will happen in our final days on earth and some of them are comming true now"

  • This must be amazing. I can't imagine how they can tell the entire Old Testament in a way that is appropriate for children. I can't imagine the editing process of sugar coating and censoring all the inappropriate violent parts and still being able to tell a concise story.

  • @whomod

    You think that $7.99 is "Incredibly steep"?

  • This looks like EXACTLY what I was looking for, for my daughter. Unfortunately the price online is incredibly steep. Hopefully i'll find this soon at a price I can afford.

  • The Bible says in Genesis 1:24-31 that all land animals (so that includes dinosaurs) and people were created on the same day. The geologic record clearly shows that the large dinosaurs died out at least 65 million years before humans showed up on the planet. It’s been 2,000 years. Figure it out.  The Bible is just old myths and legends, not truth. Religion is like history class - without the facts.

  • @ndrthrdr1 Weak.

  • @NoMissBar19 said "Weak."

    I notice that you ignored the point I made in the comment below. Could it be because you have no logical comeback? You know that what I said is true, and can't refute it with any logical comment.

    Face it. You believe in old Bronze Age myths of a barbaric desert tribe. Science proves Genesis to be nonsense.

  • @ndrthrdr1 Tell me, then, if dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, why do we find t-rex remains with blood vessels, tissue, and hemoglobin still intact? Hemoglobin is a rapidly deteriorating protein that cannot last millions of years. And how do you explain the footprints of man and dinosaur crossing paths with each other? I would REALLY like to know.

  • @NoMissBar19 We don't.

    Wikipedia: ...early studies that reported recovery of much older DNA, for example, from Cretaceous dinosaur remains, have been proven to be wrong, with results stemming from sample or extract contamination, as opposed to authentic extracted DNA.

    As far as human/large dinosaur footprints found together, I used to live 30 miles from Glen Rose, Texas - site of alleged footprints of both together. They're real dino tracks, but not human footprints. It's a local joke/scam.

  • i hope they don't show moses smashing the most sacred tablets ever given to man, and constructing 2 more versions of the commandments.

    or how he and his people (and Joshua and his people [and david and his people {and solomon and his people}]) commiting murder and genocide in the name of their loving god.

    or god giving the men the authority to kill the men and women and boys of their enemies and allowing the Israelites to keep the virgin girls for whatever.

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  • Then buy episode three

  • i wanna see the children's bible version of genesis 19. more specifically the end of genesis 19.

  • I HATE THAT SNAKE!

    GOTO HELL SNAKE (SATAN) GOD IS BETTER THEN YOU!

  • I like how the snake has legs...is pretty accurate:)

  • fits nice into my collection next to the lion king and junglebook

  • In the beginning, some people decided to standardise a god, and also give hope to their own (Jewish) people who had been enslaved by the Babylonians. So they wrote a user Manual for the people. Then others re-wrote and tinkered with it. Threw in some despicable acts, atrocities and Child murders. All in the name of a loving God. Place some vague messiah prophecies in there and it was left open for a sequel . The End.

  • The anemic argument that may be made in response is that growth rates change. This is true, regardless, the current growth rate, being the fastest ever recorded, actually gives more favourable numbers, though still absurdly extreme, that is more supportive of the Bible than more accurate models would give. So if you make this argument in defense, you best keep in mind that the better models are more disparaging to your case.

  • Then there is Noah, who died 350 years after the flood at the age of 950, where all off humanity, with the exception of one family, was completely eradicated because simply making them good was just too difficult.

    There were 8 people on the ark (some may disagree) and the great flood occurred about 4000 years ago. The growth rate to satisfy current global population records would have to be about k=0.128. This is 7.12 times greater than the actual global growth rate. Christianity makes no sense

  • Earth has a growth rate of k=0.018. Assuming Adam and Eve were indeed the first two people and all humans today are their descendants, and that every generation occurs about 25 years, and that the world is only 6000 years old, the growth ratio would actually need to be k=0.091 which is 5.07 times greater than the actual figure.

    Either way, what just God punishes the children for the actions of their long diseased ancestors? That is, to use the vernacular, just messed up.

  • "The most celebrated book of all time."

    ... Don Quixote?

  • lol religion.

  • Religions downgrade the human mind and working thought processes. Telling a child the concept of hell or that any punishments will be put onto them by a deity is cruel and unusual punishment. All religions want their stories spread and to gain followers with no tangible proof of their ridiculous claims. This must be stopped and all thinking people must begin to question and point out the problems with their claims and ridicule publicly how silly they are. It is our duty

  • cool

  • Anyone own this dvd? If so what do you think of it? It looks amazing!

  • these are good stories good for little children

  • the movie: the prince of egypt will def. expain moses's story well...

  • Keep the brainwashing away from the children, thanks.

  • the storyline SUCKS!

  • very nice and cool indeed!!

  • @demoskunk Can you provide me a few references for those audacious claims? Like book, chapter, verse? I've read through most of the Bible in my lifetime, and I can't recall reading any of that.

  • @jahchild1904 God murdered every first born Egyptian child to name just one of many barbaric stories in the old testament.

  • @jahchild1904 Let's see...Sodom and Gomorrah, the Flood, Exodus.

    Moses murdered 3,000 of his own men with God's blessing. God commands us to kill people who don't observe the Sabbath, who where mixed linens, etc.

    If a man rapes a woman, his punishment is to marry her!! The Bible is a barbaric book and luckily, most of it's followers don't really do all the things it tells us to do. Well, except for the fundamentalist Muslims. They still keep the stupid Abrahamic laws.

  • I don't like these animated children's Bibles. They always edit the content to make it more kid-friendly, but in doing so, they remove essential elements from the stories. A real Bible movie would be rated R at least, but the Bible was never meant to be a feel-good story. It is life, and life isn't that nice.

  • @jahchild1904 I would watch christian cartoons but there old, out of date, really boring, and and target little kids. I'm making a manga and I got drawing skills. My manga comic is called matsujitsu the last day and its about Arian main character and the others going through hell and surviving the 7 year tribulation and Arian and the others goal is to expose the real louie the antichrist to the world. My story has everything in it and it's not kid friendly ethier.

  • @JazzyXEdward That sounds interesting. Is any of it online yet? I'll check it out if it is.

  • @jahchild1904 Thats what everybody says. It's not on online, but I will put it up soon on youtube. I'll let you know when I upload my story.

  • @jahchild1904 And God in the Old Testament isn't nice, either. He committed infanticide and genocide several times. In fact, he's a capricious murderer throughout the Old Testament. He also demands human sacrifice and endorses cannibalism in the New Testament. The Bible says a lot more about people than it does about it's non-existant god.

  • @demoskunk You are such a fool that you don't even deserve commenting on. So, I won't.

  • @MrTsotsi01 And yet you did, but had nothing to say...

  • @jahchild1904 you're more than welcome to put your money forward and make your own version for kids and see how many get to hear your version of the gospel.

  • If this is suppose to be accurate to the bible, there would be about hundreds of thousands of gallons of blood spilled in the name of "God"

  • god iz good......

  • WHen was this made?

  • 2006/7

  • if you believe in the purity of the word then you cant beleve in false kings and you know abraham said "there are no laws" for kings.

  • In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth!!

  • it won't let me like this comment :( But I will say as an atheist we shouldn't post this on their vids, it makes us look far too self righteous.

  • @LucianUramu Yeah, you need to go burn in a bush.

  • then you can pray to it.

  • lol you're laaaaaaame.

  • Every video that has to do something with religion or evolution is always full of comments of people randomly shouting which ones right about god. Personally I don't believe in god, but really. Can't you just discuss it in a forum? Just randomly shouting it out on a youtube comment isn't gonna do anything.

  • AMEN to that brother!!

  • God is GREAT!!!

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  • lol

  • To bad evolution IS real and the earth was created over millions of years. Look, I think that evolution is the answer to HOW and not the answer to WHY. God CREATED evolution! Why don't people get that?

  • Actually, I have to agree with this guy. I find this theory to contain the religious necessities of creation, and the scientific nature of evolution.

  • Then why in the fuck is it not in the bible? Did god simply forget to put the most important theory of all time in his overwhelmingly complete explaination of the universe? I hope you're being sarcastic.

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  • because the bible was written by mortal men before the theory of evolution was around. to me most of the bible seems like fairy tale nonsense. take adam and eve for example, if they were real... then we would all be inbred, so explain that without sounding stupid, you cant.

  • if this can be dismissed as human error, than all accounts in the bible can be dismissed as human error.  Therefore the bible is all just made up. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  • Im guessing that was sarcasm, we're done with this conversation. because i can see we have to different view points.

  • Yeah why would you ever want to discuss something with someone who doesn't think exactly like you do. That how we get all these great modern discoveries, by blindly ignoring everyone else's ideas. You're a beacon of hope for all those wishing to remain ignorant. Carry on.

  • Were done, because 2 people arguing on youtube isnt going to change anything. and i dont want to argue with someone whos snarky, and has a sarcastic attitude.

  • "I'm only one man, what can i do?" Also known as the Homer Simpson excuse. Go back to your video games, because you will never make difference with that attitude.

  • Did I ever say that, no. I dont see why you want to keep this going, ive already said im not going to arugue with you. religious arguments almost never change anything and more often than not lead to anger and hate... just look at the rest of the world. I think it's pathetic that you want to keep this going. Just stop responding, you're only wasting your time.

  • " because 2 people arguing on youtube isnt going to change anything" Which is basically saying that you can have no effect. So yes, you did say it. And YOU keep responding to ME not the other way around.

  • We're both responding to each other, dipshit. I can have an affect on something, but do you think 2 people arguing on youtube is gonna do anything!? I can make a difference in the world. But arguing with someone such as yourself on youtube is worthless, yes it is, dont say anything else about me being lazy and not changing the world, because I know it's not going to happen. I have no idea how you can keep responding after ive blocked you. this is pointless banter that needs to stop.

  • Then why don't you stop? 2 people arguing a point can make a change for the better. If the one of them can gain something from the exchange. Such as you convincing me there is a god, or me convincing you there isn't.

  • I'm not trying to convince you, i thought you were trying to convince me! im agnostic-atheist.

  • Because evolution is just another theory, and because people won't accept that some parts of the Bible are figurative, not literal.

  • Should read Kids' Animated Bible. Unless it's just for one kid!

  • how am i soppose to know about this im jewish

  • thats nice

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  • Genesis Ch 1 is correct.

    In Chapter 2 it says that God had already created the heavens and the earth and everything in it (see Ch1:11. Then read Ch2:6 where God watered the ground and the trees and plants grew. God then created AdamCh2:7. God wanted to give Adam a beautiful place to live in so He then planted Eden Ch2:8. He then created Eve as a companion for Adam.

  • @tomjaq Genesis gets the order of creation all wrong. It also describes the stars and moon incorrectly.

    This was written by primitive men who didn't know any better. C'mon, it's obvious.

  • Which version of Creation in the Bible do you like best?

    Genesis Chapter ONE,

    in which humans were created AFTER plants and animals?

    Or chapter TWO, in which humans were created BEFORE plants and animals?

    Chapter ONE,

    in which man and woman were created at the same time?

    Or chapter TWO,

    in which man was created before the plants

    and woman was created after all the animals?

  • @Imaginefree69..

    Scripture references please?

  • @Imaginefree69 Chapter 1 is an overview of the entire Creation week, Chapter 2 deals with things inside the garden on day 6. It's like a newspaper that has the heading "thousands killed in flood" and then the article begins, "it was a normal day like any other..." wait a minute is that a contradiction, I thought thousands were dead!? It is simply a method of telling a story. Whether or not you believe the spiritual implications, the Bible is not in error as far as the storytelling here.

  • @AsaphProject - Wait, so a contradiction in the bible is not in in error?

  • @ksniveegirl A contradiction wouldn't have to be an error I suppose, if the authors meant for it to contradict. I don't believe that was the case concerning the Bible, and as I have said, I see no contradictions whether literal or figurative.

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  • @AsaphProject - Does this also count for multiple Biblical authors?

  • @Imaginefree69

    hahaha your funny. Chapter one is an over view, chapter two is a flash back that fills in the details. Many feature films are composed this way as well, nothing new or deceitful. Never once does it change the order or timing in which the things were created.

  • @MrsSamanthaMarshall - Wait. Yes it does.

    GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.

    GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

    GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.

    GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

    GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.

    GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

  • @Imaginefree69 Read and see how things were done in order...the Bible is not confusing if one can see that.

  • I'm sorry but the animation on this vid is pretty bad at some points. Maybe you should try and arrange a meeting with JC, there are people in the bible (and in the 21st century) who have seen angels so maybe talk to them or JC, to improve your skills. U should pray for a better art program, or artistic wisdom.

  • I thought the clippings were great!!!

  • That was such an awesome advertisement on your videos thank you for sharing that.

  • awesome! i want it!

  • How do you know the Bible has been changed?

  • You've got your facts all wrong. Oh and by the way in case you didn't learn this in kindergarden its a cartoon and they can make a cartoon look however they want to.

    Unlike some books we still have the originals which were all written in Hebrew. So if you want it word for word how it originally was just learn hebrew and stop complaining.

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