George Lopez Why You Crying Part 2

[joefaceisugly21]

@moochies64 he's a mexican comedian all he is doing is telling his life As a young kid with the Mexican ways

[mochis64]

Another IDIOT calling this country AMERICA...George SHAME on you!

[Meep0208]

You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator out!

[xxeriikabellaxx]

Mira cabron, Roman Meal sas! Hot dog bun xD! Aha!

[OfficialDanielLopez]

LOTS of beatings growing up.. aahhh memories..

[MrPonolicious]

Happy birthday. Ha- you didn't get a fuckin bike! Lol classic

[crybabygirl08]

"Get a peice of bread and fold it." Hells yeah! I remember my grandma used to tell me and my cousins that when we were little. I am so used to it now, that I actually prefer using bread over hot dog buns even though the bread breaks on me. I even do it when we have Bar B Q's. lol :p

[ComradeOfHouse]

Why am I crying? Because I'm laughing so hard, cabrone!

[jcabz88]

My mom used to beat my ass with those asshole wooden spoons they use for salads. Now I can't go near them.

[Killswitchfan09]

haha still fold a piece of bread for my hot dogs!!

[SamND1967]

Damn, its weird hearing George cuss, I've just seen him on the tv show. Ha-ha.

[TuggersTeazer]

This is how I know my kids will be raised right.

[oriolia]

I WAS FUCKING DYING AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY ONE

[ZIRamirez23]

7:02-7:26 LOL! so true! xD

[fettfan91]

i remember being eight years old and my dad took me to the bathroom in a nordstrom to spank me for being bored while my mom tried on dresses

george get's it perfectly every time, hahaha

[ryanp5303]

I got 1 strike...i got 2 to burn LOL!!

[RespectTeamBLUE]

A piece of.bread and no.hot dog buns

[PECCEP88]

I remember running away from my mom, her coming after me with the freakin chancleta and if i put my hands in the way she'll hit me even harder haha good times :P

[mrgarcia801]

its funny cuz i get a piece bread and fold it, hahah to this day i do,

[trudavies2010]

99 haters got their ass beat!

[kakoiibampaia]

pahahahaha that stuff about the cameras is so true!!! XD

[cgmoore13]

i seriously almost choked from laughing with water in my mouth

[Sraye]

Found this guy become Gabriel Iglesias referred to him in one of his jokes.

[honeybeezz876]

"jhon i think we should get some FRANKS"... "Ay FEO go get sum weeniess!"

[MrsChrisBreezy44432]

2:00 to 2:17 caused my death of laughing to hard...

[MrsChrisBreezy44432]

You stepped on my corn you fucker!!! Best part!!!

[anallkllklk]

Omg lol I remember when me n

My sis were young and we used to throw temper tantrums in the store and my

Mom would bend down and smile at us and in Spanish would say : sigue haciendo eso y ya vas a ver lo que te va pasar cuando lleguemos a la casa. Lmao.

[girazol22]

@anallkllklk lol. happened to me ALL the time.

[RubiMercuri]

@anallkllklk haha i kr!! everytime i did something wrong my mom would be like ya vas a ver cuando llegemos a casa then when we get home she would run in look for the belt and beat me those were the scariest times of my life TT_TT we latinos get beat too much ._.

[oledys]

@anallkllklk true story!!! happened to me all the time too LOL

[goldfishes247]

99 people were laughing so hard that they didn't look & pressed the "Dislike" button :o

[cesarchivas1991]

mexicans dont hate dogg

[AmyBoop88]

was funny until he said about how spicks hate dogs...blah

[davidglukhovskiy]

I can never do nothin!!!

[lollipop85]

Lol.. The other day I put my wienie in the toaster oven.. I forgot about it for like 10 minutes when I came back to it it had burnt and it was black. I couldn't help myself I just said "Mm, just the way I like 'em" hahahaha I burst out laughing all by myself. And yeah they're wienies, never been any thing else for me haha

[ArgharnaLowell]

the microphone must have bruises now...

[XDahliaxDisasterX]

That's biscuit!! <3

Yeah, I can tell o.o

[Atenz11]

PINCHI HUEVOS!!! Lol

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

omfg when i was little i used to eat hot dog with bread all the time!!!! never hot dog buns lolol

[SUPERKINGS11]

omg i remember my mom taking the shit out of me with el cinturon...the famous belt and if i ran away she'd trown a shoe at me lol...but somehow that was a lil rude way to get some discipline

[MyExplodingFBombtm]

If someone had a tantrum, my mom would throw "la shankleta" haha

[rayalea]

My mama would take my crap just so long then she would reach down towards her foot. I'd start to run down the hall to my room and as soon as I grabbed the door knob, her shoe would smack me in the back of head. "Por que dices eso? I never heet ju."

[domokidtianna]

Sana, sana, colita de rana, si no sanas hoy, sanarás mañana

[injerrywetrust]

You stepped on my corn you fucker!

[MissJenni2642]

omg...george is so damn real!!!! damn!

[MissJenni2642]

george's grandma sounds like a serious character...lol

[yungscy92]

Hey hey hey... Feo... Go get some weenies!!! Best line ever!!!

[323554824]

"You stepped on my corn you fucker" lmfao lmfao lmfao

[j0shred1]

Irish/Italian/Lebanese Dad Mexican Mother, enough said

[romarado626em]

U want a birthday party, Mira cabron u got a lot of things already so u could show up!!!!

[vizzick69]

you stepped on my corn you fukker xD

[GushersHD]

Imagine being the guy that controls the spotlight.

[tenis993]

i remember when i talked back to my mom she would raise her hand and i would cover my mouth and then she told me to move it, and if i didnt she would use her other hand to pull it out and then hit me.

[tzimin2]

Watcha... ayyy... mas puto... funny!

[mabinogfan]

ITS THE SAME SHIT... THE SAME SHIT

[cfig24]

"BE LIKE THAT!" LOL

[karabearaboo1]

L0L!! My dog's like that! :D

[justbeib9297]

vicks and 7-up are the best medicine

[Mrznoodlezforever]

hahah we used 2 do dat with bread!! fold it in half nd u hav a hot duck bun lmao

[gbellavable]

hahahahaa my mom would always say: "move your hand!!!!" definitely.

[MrKotaloka]

"Cuando llegue a la casa te voy a dar un PUTAZO!!!!" hahahahahahahha

[mahtexas]

I'm completely white yet this was my childhood.....

[TLSxAJL]

i wasnt taken into the dressing room, she took me and my brother to the restroom to hit us haha

[vizzick69]

Putting vics on a dog xD

[NestorV]

@vizzick69 Sana Sana, Colita de Rana.

[nancyangellove]

sssssssssssssssssssssooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo funny <3

[canfygirl777]

you saw him?!! Happy birthday! you saw him?!?! HAHAHAHA! :P

[susyspin]

HAPPY BDAY!! HAPPY … U DIDN'T GET A FKN BIKE … HAPPY BDAY

LMAO

[GamesForLife123]

you steped on my corn you fucker lol

[joe09610]

The same shit! The same shit!

[romarado626em]

FUCKEN AMATEURS!!!!!!!!!

[julie2447]

oh man i remember when i was little my mom would tell me she was going to hit me with "el cintoron" (the belt) and as soon as i heard her going through the closet i knew shit was going to go down hahhahahaha

[honeykisses1987]

@julie2447 OMG my gramma would scare my bro and I with the belt!! Aye, so true!!

[pockettaco]

@julie2447 true fucking story... 20 years old and I'm still terrified of "el cincho"

[oldscoolallday]

@julie2447 i used to hide in the kitches cavinet

[julie2447]

@oldscoolallday i used to hide in the bathroom cabinet in the dark lol

even though i was terrified of complete darkness my mama scared me

MUCH more at that time haha.

[FreakinRican2121]

@julie2447 *cinturon but same with me

[gotcod7]

@julie2447 SAME lmao I remember those days.

[Feeluponyaa]

Hahaha my mom wouldnt buy hot dog buns either lmao!!!!!

[mixcro]

yeah man once when i was 8 i went to try my shiirt on and my dad said no try this one and i was like ¬¬ that's a gay shirt and he sais ooo im gona get gay on your ass in the dressers and i was like O_O (hes gonna fuck my ass!!!)

[jissandra]

oh my gawd hes like telling my whole life story! my grams IS THE SAME f****in way!

[66jesko]

i got 1 strike i got 2 to burn ROFL

[emperorsenshi]

sana sana colita de rana

[savannahshadow1]

haha this shit is so true

[kittenlove1987]

" we never went to the doctor , you think the damn dog was gonna go to the vet??"

LOL

[kittenlove1987]

dont you just hate them fckin dogs that seem like they need a cough drop because their barking is soo old and scratchy

[3TLoverful]

GLO for life!

[sexydiamondkeyblade]

95 haters are the amateurs caught red handed beating their kids in public with the security camera on!

[1993thatonechick]

of course he had to say courtney >.<

[EZL80]

@1993thatonechick I take it that you name is Courtney?

[1993thatonechick]

@EZL80 yes it is lmao

[EZL80]

@1993thatonechick Lol, I would assume that your mom didn't hit you to get you into the car?

[BryannaAkins560]

2:26 My gramma wud tell me 2 take bread n fold it, but it wasn't right. LOL

[datbolivian07]

lmfao!

[13tlc13]

@Vinny66678 lmfaoo your fucking retarted white power SUCKS…BROWN PRIDE!

[Dahoohy24]

@vinny66678...lmao your a lameazz fool.. i feel sorry for you ...sorry that you life sucks... give me your address and ill send you a check for 5 dollars so you can put it as a down payment for a new life ...lol

[cesar1963able]

Lopez gets it right to a point. It is more a generation than race. I'm a white dude, and my folkls beat me without question. I learned thay you have to be careful when you spank your kid. Go to any small white town. They all spank. No need to look for a camera. That is one thing any white parent would agree with with any Mexican parent. Spank first, ask questions next.

[PinkyAdorable444]

"you stepped on my corn you fucker!" xD

[86w00dy]

LMAO! my mom used to take me in the changing room to hit me when i was bad lmfao!

[stationdesmith1234]

JUst fold it in half..

[simboloco0]

My mom would always make me use the sandwich bread as a hot dog bun...Oh and she still does.

[crystaloctober]

MOVE YOUR HAND TOO HAHA WHO DIDNT PUT THERE HANDS LOL

[crystaloctober]

MY MOM USED TO SAY TE VOY A TUMBAR LOS DIENTES, HAHA

[HekiliAukanaii]

I'm hawaiian and my mom would say that to me "wait till we get home" and I'd get a good swattin. Lot in common between our cultures. Love George Lopez.

[expertstrategy]

"you stepped on my corn, you fucker." LOL. That's harsh, but extremely funny.

[Mart1nezGT]

MOVE YOUR HANDS! OMFFFFGGG! that what my mom said to me!!! LMFAO!!!

[queendajanae]

I luv George Lopez but I'm not Mexican I'm black. It's amazing how much our raceshave in common tho lol

[superstarcity98]

LOL. My mom used to do the same thing when I was little. She would do that thing in the fitting rooms when we were bad xD ahaha

[Nina23JME]

I Love George Lopez He Makes Me Laugh So Much....My Mom Use To Say Wait In Till Get Home,She Would Take Us To The Fitting Rooms And Beat Our Ass,And Its Funny Because We Found Our Dog Like That He Was Passing By Our House And We Gave Him A Wennie And We Took Him In Our Back Yard Lol.........

[DANNI6192]

hot dog fold a pic of bread it's the same shit 2:27

[kimi2410stone]

lol my mom is white but she would take me to the bathroom to spank me. lol

[GoldStandard65]

i thought the bread thing was normal

[seth5220]

Wait till we get home! Every Mexican mother said that when the chingasos started flying all over your head and she slapped you like she would a man who tried to grab her. Strong and without another thought.

[thphaca]

II used to hate George but I find him really funny now. He takes such a pessimistic childhood and makes it funny as hell. It's kinda sad if you really think through it but his presentation makes it so funny.

[andrejerome12]

viva latinos

[LaPulcritud]

i thought he was saying "Jusahm"...which didnt really make sense XD

[BJizzle409]

why u cry wanta happy meal y u cry

[junior88is1]

92 ppl got their corns stepped on

[murederink]

YOU SAW EM? YOU SAW EM? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! X´D LMAO!!

[2mmbroz]

Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

[CiudadVictoria99]

damn...mi mama said the same think...wait till we get home.....

[evelinmmendoza]

hahaha!!! my mom used to say that!! WAIT TILL WE GET HOME!!...

[777warior]

@evelinmmendoza same



[MindFreak590]

@evelinmmendoza i think every culture or color has heard that xDD!! brown, black, latin, all but most likely not white XD maybe xD

[Arturo2001518]

@evelinmmendoza just like me!

[XxMsblacklightingXx]

@evelinmmendoza Lol SO did my Mom XD

[Beezjee24]

i only got spanked once as a kid.because once is all it took to set me straight.

[babyshow1223]

this was 3 YEARS AGO!

[TheReKT]

91 people pulled the refrigerator to see mouse lmao xD

[Chilis1217]

Love u!!!! U always make me laugh!! ;)

[reynalove277]

lmfao :DD

at 2:00 min hes all by ur feet by ur feet :D

[Roberton55]

you STEP ON MY CRON YOU FU.KER

[PParra3702]

i actually do get pulled into changing rooms for my beatings

[KrOnIzSickWidIt]

My mom always told me to move my hand when i was getting my ass whooped i laughed so hard at that part.

[freezysworld]

people this was 2008

[xXsaygoodbieXx]

Gabrial is better. George is a little behind him

[seravox]

@xXsaygoodbieXx other way around brah lopez is a true latino

[TheNikeairforce1s]

Fuck gabriel iglesias

[Nizwiz411]

What ever happened to getting a good old fashion passionate ass whooping?

[mexipenguin]

@Nizwiz411

hell yea man im 14 and i waz beat like a mutherfucker that sumthing alot of kids my age need

[KarmasABiash]

@mexipenguin haha same here >.> and then after the beating theyd give me the burger king treatment

[dexxa1290]

i don't laugh at any of his jokes... i like Gabriel Iglesias more

[hcesar82]

"you stepped on my corn you fucker!" XD i lost it

[obbymegapure1]

O.O <-- George Lopez

[CopelliProductions]

88 people got a putaso xDD

[lexihernandez4]

"Go pull the fridge out" "Whatcha BY YOUR FEET BY YOUR FEET!!" "you saw him?" "you saw him??"

OH had me rolling on the floor! my Aunt told that to me!!!

[Xmaggot93X]

My mind was just fucked. When he said "Get a piece of bread and fold it," I remembered that that's exactly what my mom does. We never buy hot dog buns, we just roll up bread. I said outloud to myself "It's the same shit!"

2 seconds later, what does Lopez say?

"IT'S THE SAME SHIT!"

I mean, word by word, we said the same thing. I even said shit. Iunno, I just had my mind blown. :D

[1raquel0100]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL I CANT BREATHE!

[sespinal60]

Poor dog..."mira go give him some 7up..." lmao

[BizzNitzz]

I'm just glad i aint the only one who was raised that way XD

[TheRolling123]

Feo go get the winnies. 

[leoMaclaud]

PUT VICK'S ON HIS CHEST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AAA

[CookiMNSTR0414]

i like 'feo go get da weinies!!!

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

George Lopez is the best!

[riggsdj]

Wow, South Park is totally right. He's really not very funny.

[kermitcintronsucks]

they never said that baboso.

[650Pisces]

@riggsdj thats cuz u dont get the jokes u cant relate to it

[pistol555pete]

its not a latino or black, it a hood thang!!!

[xXCProdigyXx]

00:23 Epic face.

[mssonglick]

why are people saying the hot dog thing is a latino mother thing. I'm black and my mom does the same thing. She tells us to use white bread for hamburger's to.

[latin0prid3]

@mssonglick minority thing i guess.

[kimi2410stone]

@mssonglick my mom is white and when we didnt have buns she says a slice of bread is just the same.

[sirjocbarok]

Im Filipino and it was the same thing I encountered when I was a kid. Were truly are Mexicans from Asia. Brown Pride!