Best Of Borat Directors Cut! [Original]

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

I CRUSH YOU!

[yyyy2999]

What a shit tattoo artist, cant even make a simple sketch.

[AndoAper818]

rape means to force someone to sex........ YES RAPE..

[superstoeptegel1]

American girlzz Haha

[MarkBF1998]

1:05-1:30 lol

[246alive]

all woman should live in stable

[lightninglee98]

Rape

[KarLTshirt]

i love how only one guy said "until they try to kill us with bong bong bong in anus"

[olegsokolov]

hilarious!!!!

[stefanjules88]

despite the color of my hat i have never been convicted of sex crime

[thehenjini]

One for Krystal one for me

[anthony4life4life]

Are these deleted scenes?

[Headphoneguy92]

":/ ....thats correct"

Smart man

[racegenious]

borat I want not pull plough

[tomkingslayer]

yes a rape! bitch

[jungyouksoo]

I let you use my sister....show me your finger...she ize thight like dis

[2fast4uspartan]

the end got me laughing on the ground

[jamescram87]

The end was so awkward.

[snowdjagha]

i'm surprised he took orders from a woman... and a black one!

[HollowWithin001]

One night i saw this woman walking down the sidewalk of a dangerous neighborhood. I walked up to her and handed her a can of pepper spray and a rape whistle. She asked me what they were for and i said, "i enjoy a challenge."

[PuL7E]

So will she allow me to make a rape on her?...  Yes a rape LoL. You will never be a tiny as a me...Got I wish it was in the normal edition of the movie

[MrRussell117]

"IF U ARE BORED DEN GO AWAY ! I CRRRUSH U !"

[therealkilleryo56ss]

GIVE ME YOUR FINGER "SHE TIGHT LIKE THIS" LOL HAHAHA I NEVER GET TIRED OF BORAT!!

[Blackhatewolf6]

AMERICAN GIRLS! XD

[MrMau5y]

WAWA WOO WA!

[davidiazarq]

So funny!!!

[ctoddmc]

you joking me? ahah

[nicoleeebbzxox]

borat & keith lemon(L) (Y)

[keoism]

he doesn't have a dead wife yet she sends him blessing from heavens

how full of shit this fortune teller is?

[nickblaze420]

3:24 pricless reaction

[FinSHARP123]

"welcome to .... - "he works here" borat = - . -

[xKxCxRx]

when your out here you cant spit on the tables lmao

[abrrokka]

welcome to christals

[genuineforce]

borat i do not want to pull the plough... i crush you!

[DanielSickass]

I want to look like this man. ''That is barbara bush'' lol.

[katbc101]

"BORAT PIGS HAVE EAT MY DINNER"

[joker25642]

'So you can not reduce my penis to his size `'

[poyanator]

"untill they try to kill us with bang bang bang in anus!"

[lazimofo90]

Cockastan..okay.

[franbran69]

1 for krystal, 1 for me LOLL

[Kullg4r]

"I would like... to make a rape."

[Hemouth]

yes....a rape

[cmcorejas]

"1 for krystal, 1 for me" lmao

[trandat4]

"Make him verry verry .... Jew ..." ha ha ha

[thelastgoodbai]

biggest troll on the planet XD

[sotodnl]

LOL, the dude at the bank called it Cockistan

[lexuses82]

The doctors face is priceless face at 1:52

[Bighonkinwalrus]

"Despite color of my hat, I have never been convicted of a sex crime."

LMFAO!!!!

[ChrisHartig44]

How the hell does he keep a straight face?

[zilbiol]

why does this need canned music?

[mrcokez1]

lol @ tattoo artist fail... His drawings are horrible

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

Why weren't these scenes in the movie? Especially since the movie was so short (80 minutes).

[Rasimbacko2]

she doesnt like violence

american girls hahah

[MrPeeKaBooMx]

"Can You Make Me Look Like This Man?"

"Thats Barbara Bush"

I've Never Laughed So Hard In My Life.

[Professor6871]

@MrPeeKaBooMx Yeah that makes me piss my pants everytime I watch that.

[nicoleeebbzxox]

they should of put this in the movie..this man is hilarious

[PCGamerL4D]

So will She Allow Me To Make a Rape On Her LMFAO

[kevinISaSEXYbeast1]

hes one of the best actors ive ever seen lmfao

[stringerboi]

Cochazistan LOL

[iPuntCats]

lol im gonna go work at crystal and do everything he did

[koukounch18]

-"one for krystal, one for me" haha

[RyckardPT]

Borat leaving the room in the end made me ROFL

[Lithinar81]

he needs to make borat 2

[ilikebmx111]

i would like to make a rape with you.

[chobbers678]

hahahahhahah funniest borat moment ever: "can you make me look like this man?"

"that's barbara bush"

[OOZiTen]

"eep you are bored go away go away i crush you" 3:18

[lokna]

omg so funy:P

[Karjz]

5:31 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lealowo]

0:16 he acts a lot like Tom Hanks

[SinisterCadre]

lol i loved it

[MrVaginator]

This dude a 0:32 is retarded, Kakastan!!! LOL

[jimrhcp95]

@MrVaginator more like racist i would say

[wetterdew]

4:27

The men don't know how to say "victorious." LOL

[jultheboss77]

Only in America would you take him seriously, people here have so little knowledge of the outside world that they actually think it's possible people say those things.

[NeedHeadMusic]

the end is so awesome

[Cocteau120]

Borat: "We will not become their homosexual slaves."

Civil War actors: "We will not allow them to become our homosexual slaves."

[milosb27]

one for krystals, one for me

[sushanalone]

"So will she ALLOW me to make Rape on her?" lol

[Moh1Z]

@sushanalone and when she comments about it ...looks at dictionary.... "yes, rape!"

[djuuwi]

@sushanalone I love the way he says that line

[sushanalone]

@djuuwi lol totally agree.

[BigSammy1000]

@sushanalone yesse rape...

[abomashi123]

ROFL 5:15

[arcadefirepixies]

borat rules!!!

[prankster3001]

0:30 cockistan? LOL dirty mind 

[Agent1W]

0:31. Cockastan? lol? 

[Dpesh7]

those psychics are so full of shit

[Slaughter013]

we will not become their homosexual slaves

[DunWannaTellMyName]

ewww borat kissed d guy on d lips! LOOL borat is a legend

[MrSampFreak]

3:06-3:25 EPIC

[liamskiner]

damn Barbara did look like a man in that picture

[iverson0523]

borat is the funniest man on the planet

[TheKnightSolaris]

@iverson0523 You mean on the universe?

[nicoleeebbzxox]

@iverson0523 agreed :L.

[whereswaldo5]

@iverson0523 no he's not.....Sasha Baron Cohen  is...

[Professor6871]

@iverson0523 HE CERTAINLY IS.

[iverson0523]

Borat is the funniest man on the planet

[chafe11]

Borat bahaahh! GIve this guy a knighthood.

[ScheinMixes]

@chaoster111 borat had a wife who died, didnt u see the movie?!

[Tike93Myson]

i woulda like to make a rape..

[maslany69]

3 motherfuckers from UZBEKISTAN have watched this vid

[chaoster111]

LMAO, "Borat" doesn't even have a wife...this just shows how fake fortune tellers are

[siddhant191191]

1 for Krystal 1 for me !

[GgGXxX93]

GREAT SUCCESS !

[99MikeAndLuke98]

kakastan oh..



[Lagwagon555]

Hahaha, love it how he pats him on the head!

[jjarmoosh]

baron cohen is a genius

[baileybond96]

She tight like this lol

[GgGXxX93]

Respect, Borat.

[atalayapark]

aaaahhhhyeeeahhh

[The1hoodrich87]

5:43

[mrd3m]

I will keep this (pencil) all my life....

[halonarutofan444]

You joka me ?

[kredenax]

HAHAHAH GENIOUS :D:D:D

[PUMKINMANforever]

One for krystal, one for me

[Decipher64]

what a horrible tattoo artist

[snoochtoelnooch]

until they try to kill us with bang bang bang in anus ROFL

[xDiflucan1x]

Filing arabs

[Tomacomo]

1:25 is so funny!!

[RusElectro]

LOL why were these not in the movie

[JakTaylor07]

@RusElectro They are on the deleted scenes on the directors cut edition

[dpat15]

haha "i would like to make rape" thats fuckin great

[grotewaard234]

Borat pigs ate my dinner xD

[bittercottoncandy]

Coquistan!

[TheRenegadecrew]

bang bang bang in anus

[CSDisease]

fucking hilarious lol

[massari4u]

this was so funny!

[rey619yomama]

LOVED the praying part. after each sentence the guys got less enthusiastic.

[badlizard2]

0:47 thats missed up but i started cracking up lol

[MrDevah]

4:30 Westside

[ytubkidd43]

One For Crystal

One for Me #LOL

[Kuwaiti1990]

she make a nag!!!

straight to the point

[Agolak]

Kak - kakistan hahahah

[DJLeroyT]

if you bored, go away, i crush you, rofl.



[1234REEB1234]

will she allow me to make a rape on her????

[djtharmc]

LOL Obama is da president now

[OneUnited555]

@djtharmc nice one dude. you are a genius.

[samsung54369]

That old guy would probably swiftly died in a real war, or maybe even on the way there, or by the looks of him if he just had a reasonably powerful bowel movement...

[jimmyinyopants]

one for crystal.. one for me...

[xxsaferdxx]

Show me yu finger....she a tight like this

[alishatat]

a lip kiss lol

[MrBirdBrane]

will she allow me to make a rape on her lol :)

[alexxxk]

Never saw this cuts ... Amazing ahaha :)

[SingHouse]

HOMOSEXUAL SLAVE AND BANG BANG IN ANUS - Borat = real life troll

[Yodler720]

can you make me look like this man thts barbara bush thts the presidents mom are you joking me

[afsamter]

..you would make a devil?? yes! it should look realistic hahaha

[lilwayneisgarbage09]

where is this from? its not in the movie

[djdon4u]

@lilwayneisgarbage09

director's cut!!

[lilwayneisgarbage09]

@djdon4u oh damn, right in the title, i failed pretty hard

[kostakii1030]

One for christtlllees one for me, thats a good idea of working !

[Lola390]

ROLF "that's Barbara Bush,you jokin me" XD

[Lifeisafruit]

Barbara Bush OMGOMGOGMMGOMOGM

[sexyblanket]

I bet they shot so much more funny shit than just this but they couldn't make an 8 hour movie

[keron11]

i will keep this all my life XD

[AUSTrepznt]

why the hell did they leave these out ahahah so funny

[Ali3Ibn3Irani]

´hahahahahha 

[CMETRIQUE]

hahahahahahhahahaha this shit was funny as fuck

[brianlaesch]

Hilarious.

[MagnumRoyalty]

hahaha she tight like this

[Brantyl]

Borat is such a bad ass!! Love this guy, but not like the yanks who wish to make bang bang bang in anus!

[NoiselessSounds]

With bang bang bang in anals.

[BJPen27]

cockestan lol what fucking retard lol

[SuperHTZ]

3:06 HAHAHHAH

[19DaNg3rOuS91]

AMERICAIN LADIES lol

[Moh1Z]

does any1 knoe which song it is in the beginning of the video?

[smartanu18]

5:13 look @ the doc's face