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  • *man looks up* "oh cool its a ufo! i shall post this on youtube as a gay fake like that one- AAAAAAAHHHH IM FLYING!!!"

  • I used to laugh as people when they fell.....Then i took a Banshee to the knee

  • thats messed up, you know you can replace people but you never ever replace the hood of a banshee

  • is the car ok?

  • check my hood?

  • MAN:WHAT IS THAT IS IT SUPER MAN?

    NIKO: FACK GET AUT OF THE WAJ!!!

    *NIKO HITS THE MAN*

    NIKO:WHAT AN IDIOT*THAN DRIVES AVAY*

  • drink kills -from the d.o.e

  • You were lucky! X) You didnt die.

  • Remember when you went to your youtube page and there wasn't any advertisements on the top of the page?

    Remember when the music videos were uploaded by users not VEVO

    Remember when there wasn't any advertisements that wouldn't go away?

    Remember when you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

    Thumbs Up To Keep This At The Top Of The Page!

  • @zhulichan Remember when YouTube had 3 pixels in the videos?

    Remember when audio quality was shitty as hell?

    Remember when you couldn't make a single cent out of YouTube?

    Who cares about the fucking button's color?? It's still there!

    Remember when you didn't find nostalgic assholes spamming retarded comments in every video?

    YOUTUBE IS STILL HERE AND THINGS CHANGE WITH TIME, IT'S NATURAL, GROW UP!

    Post this as answer to every "Remember when youtube..." comment and let's show who has brains here!

  • @Stigman42 I dont like change :(

  • @XxPrankCallerXx101 Sounds like a personal problem.

  • when the car drives off the ramp it sounds like its saying nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

  • Whew! At least the cars ok.

  • @SuddsTv

    unlucky for the guy who thought he would have a peacefull relaxing break in the park

  • keep pressing 8

  • i think a car that will fly across the river and kill him will be the last thing the man sitting on a bench facing the calm water expects

  • niko mon, i got sum job bombaclat.

  • Whats green and has wheels??

    Grass, i lied about the wheels

  • IS THE FLOOR OKAY?

  • the guy was so damn rich! look the money that he dropped!!!

  • Niko: Oh this is going to be fun, OH SHIT A PERSON!

    *hits guy*

    Niko: Oh fuck, I killed an innocent person

    *niko calls roman*

    Niko: Roman would you like to go bowling?

    Roman: HOLY SHIT, YES NIKO

    Niko: Meet me at the benches in Alderny

    *Niko calls cops:

    Niko: Some guy hit somebody with a car at the benches in Alderny

    *Niko leaves*

  • In soviet Russia, car enter you.

    Man: *sits down* Ahh what a nice day to be free. *sees car* Is that a plane?

    Niko: Outta my way.

    *car gets closer*

    Man: OH SHIT!!! THAT IS NOT A PLANE!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING---*gets hit and dies*

    Niko: *gets out of car* Dammit I need this shit. Excuse me tired man, can you guide me to the repair center?

  • *guy sits down*

    "ahhh its nice to get away from these fucking russian immigrants"...............

  • i bet that guy was wishing for a sports car. i think he wasnt expecting it that fast :p

  • @tauranz Ikr.

  • that poor bench

  • *guy sits on bench* WHAT THE F*** IS THAT

    Niko: move your ass

    *guy dosent move* AHHHHHHH!

    *splat!*

  • IMMD

  • Niko:move u piece of shit

    Man:aww fuk me in my ass

  • Man: *Looks up* Wat the hell?

    Nikko: You fucking idiot move!

    Man: Have a Pascal swirl??

    Nikko: -_-

    Then the man dies =)

  • that's gonna hurt

  • At least nothing happened to the bench :P

  • That might have hurt just a little bit...

  • In serbia, you don't enter car, car enter you!

  • niko:Yipie

    Man:what is that

    Niko:oh shit get out of the way

    Man:what the heck

    stike1 the crash,strike 2 the machine XD

  • in liberty city there are some rules to remember

    rule no. 1: sitting on a bench is dangerous

    rule no. 2:...

  • 0:30 FLING!!

  • at least the car and the bench is okay

  • Keep pressing 8 for impact ;)

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IS THE CAR OKAY?

  • FTW?!

  • man: oh my god... what is that.. a big bird... superman...a little plane....only a shadow of a plane....or should i go to a doctor for my eyes.... but now i eat my sandw- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

  • 0:06 thumbs up for saving a cop car at yo house

  • @stormset123 no its he save car lol!

  • DANG DANG BANG BANG

  • @vdubkingvincent srry tht was my adhd i wasnt on the pill

  • Book worm deserved to die.

  • go away from my bench!!!

  • Well... imagin peacefully reading a book, looking at lake and eating a sandwich, then you change to a newspaper, open it then .... OMFG A CAR GOES SMASH INTO YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND YOU LMAO

  • KIDS DON'T WORRY THE CAR WAS OKAY!

  • Niko: Bitch your face dented my car.

    Hobo: YOU YOU YOU.... YOU WRECKED MY SUBWAY!!! *Hobo goes kung fu on niko's ass*

    Niko: Screw this *pulls out gun* BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!

  • @HHoPCKH ?

  • The hilarious thing is the bumper did not kill the guy,the lifting hood slammed him in the head.

  • is.. is, is he dead?

  • Own3d

  • Who put their car... On my sandwich?!?!?

  • Man:*looks up* What the...

    Niko:DIE*car crashes into man*

  • ins face

  • ouch...

  • surprise

  • lol? xD :D

  • thumps up

  • is the bench okay?

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!....IS THE CAR OKAY!?!?!?!?

  • u dented my car

  • ... Is the car alright?

  • NOOOOO MY SANDWICH NO!!1

  • the car is okay!!! :D

  • Man: Whats that? a shooting star?

    Niko: Get out in the fucking way

    Man: Whoa time to make a wish XD

  • Final Destination was made because of this...

  • Old man: Wow i love The Saturday Mornings and the Gorgeous river,

    Crazy Driver: Watch out u lame OLD PRICK!!!!!

    Old man:Wut the fuc-- CRASH!!!

  • lol the hood smacked him XD

  • Tosh.0 : Did he live?

    Yeah, he lived. But were not sure about the guy on the bench.

  • @98asm HAHAHAHAHAHA, EPIC COMMENT

  • @bigfatowen troll

  • Damn! His face wrecked your car!

  • LOOOL COOOL ON PS2 OR PS3

  • by a miracle the guys barely alive but the driver gets out and starts saying "Hey bitch, u know much it costs to repair this shit motherfucker? next time u get in my way, i will fuck u over," and guys like "Like u didnt already, asshole!"

  • Hobo Bill: finally! i begged for enough money to get me some subway! oh this looks like a nice spot. (sits down). OM NOM NOM NO- hey, what the hell is that? IS THAT A CAR?! OH FUCK MY ASS!!! SLAM!!!!!

  • Omg the car transformed but changed its mind TRANSFORMERS lol

  • pause 0:30 the guy is like fml

  • is that a bird?ooooooh... oh oh fuck its a Car fgs!

  • the morale of the story is dont sit on park benches

  • bull's eye

  • well the good news is the car is okay

  • AH SHIT! WHO PUT THAT GUY THERE?

  • wtff?fuck you for wasting my time. its just a normal crash....Idiot

  • @driissK stop trollin

  • well that guy must love cars. the last thing he saw was the amazing beautiful banshee hood opening on him and crushing him lmao

  • DON´T WORRY THE CAR ITS OK!!

  • the dangers of children and superglue :)

  • I dont see the unlucky landing? It was perfect :P

  • OMFG! IS THE CAR OKAY!

  • How did the guy on the bench not see the car coming straight for him? If I saw that I would've jumped off the bench and ran lol

  • @JT041196

    he was playing PSP

    the moral of this story: never play PSP or you'll get a car in your face

  • @JT041196 because it's a game and he don't have brains.

  •  The hood was like GTFO.

  • he got accross but broke his car XD

  • Rest in peace, guy on the bench LOL

  • Quick! Emergency Brake!

  • " oh god i whis i have a new car so much " * eating sandwich and look deeply in to river *.

    shoooo ~

    " WT---- !!! "

    BAM .

  • how your going to even try explaining this to his wife when you bring her the bad news

  • @snarst what clessyboy sed - he wished for a new car, and it appeared out of nowhere and killed him :)

  • if i was on that park bench i wooda moved

  • was heist da ''unlucky''? war doch gut dass du den getroffen hast xD

    ps das waren echt geile 38 sekunden xDD

  • *Sits on bench* ~Nanana such a love-ly daaay! *whistles*~

    - OMG WT-

    *Gets hit by car random car from sky*

  • @Zirsquishy hahahahahahahahaha sooo fucking funnyyyy

  • a gift from the sky

  • Ahhh New Yorkers these days

  • xDXDXDXDDDDDDDXD that was fucking hilarous!!! LMFAO!!!!xDxDxD!!! XO...didn't see that coming didn't ya? Can't believe u made that far though.

  • the engine door has "atomatic slap guy in the face" mode.... lucky to have a car like that

  • "Suprise, cockfag!"

  • the bench didn't move.lol

  • i was riding in a truck on some highway... i pushed a car of and fell myself and the truck crushed the car (as in exploding)

  • Genial!!!

  • das war fake oder glück oder echt hahahhahahah

  • i cant wait to get my gta 4 back my grandma took it away from me a few months back n january and said she would give it back to me as soon as i moved out with my mom and its been 2 fuckin weeks since i moved out and i keep asking her if i can have it back and she keeps sayin that its to violent to be played by a 12 year old and stop asking to have it back! i payed for it 2!!! over protected familes=Fags=mine

  • @tommytregenza

    What? Your grandma's right, 12 year olds shouldn't be playing a game like this, which is choc full of sex, drugs, and blood and gore. I'm surprised she let you play it in the first place. They don't slap games like this with "M" ratings for no reasons, you know.

  • *Ding*

    50+

    *Ding*

    10 Point Bonus

  • very good, how you kill the man

  • Man: OH MY GOLLYGOSH WHAT IS THAT!

    *Crash*

    Car: Woohoo! Nailed him!

  • fake, you payed that guy to sit there!

  • lol, clever...

  • ouch

  • atleast the car isnt hurt :)

  • heh, what a lucky shot

  • criss0906 made me laugh until i couldnt breathe!! LOL!!!

  • A WILD CAR APPEARS

  • fat ass uses get owned

  • ouch :D

  • I need a super slow-mo plz. :) wit a lil NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Pow right in the kisser

  • OWNED!

  • the man whas like: mmmm lets see this paper nananananaananaaa"looks up" HOOOLY SHHHHHIIIIII......KABOOOOMKKOK­KOMSMAAACKK

  • niko must be think ' omfg.... u bitch put a bloodstain on my car'

  • lol^^:D

  • MAN:what the hell is th... BOOM!

  • ouch!

  • -.-!

  • not funny it happens everyday...

  • man: your fucking kidding me 0_0

  • ya he reading the paper and he hears vroom he looks up OSHIT (smack)

  • PWNED!!!!!

  • ^ this

  • Good Job =D

    First gta 4 video that made me laugh =3

    I like it =3

  • It's a bird... is a plane... NO! It's a flying car aarrrgh!!!

  • lol imagine siting on the bench eatin a sandwich thinking about life while looking at the gorgeous river then u look up and BOOM theres a car landing in ur face

  • @Blink182Hero only chuck noris can survive this shit!

  • @Blink182Hero haha yea ikr! that would really suck

  • @Blink182Hero you right xD

  • @Blink182Hero I would be scared :3...

  • @Blink182Hero Lmao what u sayed made me ROFL

  • Punktlandung *Tafel mit 10/10 Punkten hochhalt* xDD

  • lolzz

  • why dont the ps3 version have that?

  • u can still record on ps3

  • without a capture card or dazzle???

  • capture card

  • yes, ps3 have youtube

  • what do you mean? ps3 have youtube??????

  • it has a browser, my youtube friend has upped a ps3 gameplay from the ps3. his name is alien95

  • lol nice man nice its a james bond car xD you have activation your armor from the car when the enemy will shoot @ your car from the front xD

  • well, I guess that I have seen it all, dude gets killed by flying car While sitting on a bench. LOL OUCH

  • NICE!!! How did you record it?

  • HAHAHAHA

    shoulda titled it PERFECT landing!

  • nasty lol

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