when the car drives off the ramp it sounds like its saying noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
man: oh my god... what is that.. a big bird... superman...a little plane....only a shadow of a plane....or should i go to a doctor for my eyes.... but now i eat my sandw- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Well... imagin peacefully reading a book, looking at lake and eating a sandwich, then you change to a newspaper, open it then .... OMFG A CAR GOES SMASH INTO YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND YOU LMAO
by a miracle the guys barely alive but the driver gets out and starts saying "Hey bitch, u know much it costs to repair this shit motherfucker? next time u get in my way, i will fuck u over," and guys like "Like u didnt already, asshole!"
Hobo Bill: finally! i begged for enough money to get me some subway! oh this looks like a nice spot. (sits down). OM NOM NOM NO- hey, what the hell is that? IS THAT A CAR?! OH FUCK MY ASS!!! SLAM!!!!!
i cant wait to get my gta 4 back my grandma took it away from me a few months back n january and said she would give it back to me as soon as i moved out with my mom and its been 2 fuckin weeks since i moved out and i keep asking her if i can have it back and she keeps sayin that its to violent to be played by a 12 year old and stop asking to have it back! i payed for it 2!!! over protected familes=Fags=mine
What? Your grandma's right, 12 year olds shouldn't be playing a game like this, which is choc full of sex, drugs, and blood and gore. I'm surprised she let you play it in the first place. They don't slap games like this with "M" ratings for no reasons, you know.
I need a super slow-mo plz. :) wit a lil NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lol imagine siting on the bench eatin a sandwich thinking about life while looking at the gorgeous river then u look up and BOOM theres a car landing in ur face
*man looks up* "oh cool its a ufo! i shall post this on youtube as a gay fake like that one- AAAAAAAHHHH IM FLYING!!!"
DrunkMuffinHD 2 months ago
I used to laugh as people when they fell.....Then i took a Banshee to the knee
LilFadertoo 2 months ago 3
thats messed up, you know you can replace people but you never ever replace the hood of a banshee
KingofMGS 2 months ago
is the car ok?
Luki34711 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You're on your wheels...what more do you want?
josephbilling 3 months ago
check my hood?
compulseable 3 months ago
MAN:WHAT IS THAT IS IT SUPER MAN?
NIKO: FACK GET AUT OF THE WAJ!!!
*NIKO HITS THE MAN*
NIKO:WHAT AN IDIOT*THAN DRIVES AVAY*
bna5 3 months ago
drink kills -from the d.o.e
rooney2011ish 3 months ago
You were lucky! X) You didnt die.
SuokukkoNokikana 3 months ago
Remember when you went to your youtube page and there wasn't any advertisements on the top of the page?
Remember when the music videos were uploaded by users not VEVO
Remember when there wasn't any advertisements that wouldn't go away?
Remember when you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!
Thumbs Up To Keep This At The Top Of The Page!
zhulichan 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@zhulichan Remember when YouTube had 3 pixels in the videos?
Remember when audio quality was shitty as hell?
Remember when you couldn't make a single cent out of YouTube?
Who cares about the fucking button's color?? It's still there!
Remember when you didn't find nostalgic assholes spamming retarded comments in every video?
YOUTUBE IS STILL HERE AND THINGS CHANGE WITH TIME, IT'S NATURAL, GROW UP!
Post this as answer to every "Remember when youtube..." comment and let's show who has brains here!
Stigman42 4 months ago 7
@Stigman42 I dont like change :(
XxPrankCallerXx101 2 months ago
@XxPrankCallerXx101 Sounds like a personal problem.
Stigman42 2 months ago
when the car drives off the ramp it sounds like its saying noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
adammcintosh100 4 months ago 4
Whew! At least the cars ok.
USCpaintball 4 months ago
@SuddsTv
unlucky for the guy who thought he would have a peacefull relaxing break in the park
hackj41 4 months ago
keep pressing 8
thriller415 5 months ago
i think a car that will fly across the river and kill him will be the last thing the man sitting on a bench facing the calm water expects
ravan318 5 months ago
niko mon, i got sum job bombaclat.
thatbastardson 5 months ago
Whats green and has wheels??
Grass, i lied about the wheels
RedHawk463 5 months ago
IS THE FLOOR OKAY?
Sagurials 5 months ago
the guy was so damn rich! look the money that he dropped!!!
and73rsx 6 months ago
Niko: Oh this is going to be fun, OH SHIT A PERSON!
*hits guy*
Niko: Oh fuck, I killed an innocent person
*niko calls roman*
Niko: Roman would you like to go bowling?
Roman: HOLY SHIT, YES NIKO
Niko: Meet me at the benches in Alderny
*Niko calls cops:
Niko: Some guy hit somebody with a car at the benches in Alderny
*Niko leaves*
roryfitzpatric 6 months ago
In soviet Russia, car enter you.
Man: *sits down* Ahh what a nice day to be free. *sees car* Is that a plane?
Niko: Outta my way.
*car gets closer*
Man: OH SHIT!!! THAT IS NOT A PLANE!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING---*gets hit and dies*
Niko: *gets out of car* Dammit I need this shit. Excuse me tired man, can you guide me to the repair center?
DJ727ROBLOX 6 months ago
*guy sits down*
"ahhh its nice to get away from these fucking russian immigrants"...............
scatystel 6 months ago
i bet that guy was wishing for a sports car. i think he wasnt expecting it that fast :p
yourdaddy342 6 months ago 3
@tauranz Ikr.
kakay47 6 months ago
that poor bench
gtamythtube 7 months ago
*guy sits on bench* WHAT THE F*** IS THAT
Niko: move your ass
*guy dosent move* AHHHHHHH!
*splat!*
Owen33B 7 months ago
IMMD
VictorP8181 7 months ago
Niko:move u piece of shit
Man:aww fuk me in my ass
thedude12314 7 months ago
Man: *Looks up* Wat the hell?
Nikko: You fucking idiot move!
Man: Have a Pascal swirl??
Nikko: -_-
Then the man dies =)
TOEJAMANDCREAM 7 months ago 29
that's gonna hurt
manhthieugia95 7 months ago
At least nothing happened to the bench :P
ViciousOS 8 months ago
That might have hurt just a little bit...
Mkahrailjiufaana350z 8 months ago
In serbia, you don't enter car, car enter you!
razinblazer 8 months ago
niko:Yipie
Man:what is that
Niko:oh shit get out of the way
Man:what the heck
stike1 the crash,strike 2 the machine XD
julius3225 8 months ago
in liberty city there are some rules to remember
rule no. 1: sitting on a bench is dangerous
rule no. 2:...
Paljassus77 8 months ago
0:30 FLING!!
GoNMUWILDCATS 8 months ago
at least the car and the bench is okay
theleosanjaya 8 months ago
Keep pressing 8 for impact ;)
CallofDutyVidsEire 8 months ago
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THE CAR OKAY?
jr080920 9 months ago
FTW?!
icebreaker552 9 months ago
man: oh my god... what is that.. a big bird... superman...a little plane....only a shadow of a plane....or should i go to a doctor for my eyes.... but now i eat my sandw- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
TheSupermaxi96 9 months ago
0:06 thumbs up for saving a cop car at yo house
stormset123 10 months ago
@stormset123 no its he save car lol!
xXSkyZXxx 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hell no! so lucky!
zoomtko 10 months ago
DANG DANG BANG BANG
hartbreakid2 10 months ago
@vdubkingvincent srry tht was my adhd i wasnt on the pill
HHoPCKH 11 months ago
Book worm deserved to die.
snowyseb 11 months ago
go away from my bench!!!
ralo1410 11 months ago
Well... imagin peacefully reading a book, looking at lake and eating a sandwich, then you change to a newspaper, open it then .... OMFG A CAR GOES SMASH INTO YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND YOU LMAO
SuperGamerDude01 11 months ago
KIDS DON'T WORRY THE CAR WAS OKAY!
HHoPCKH 11 months ago 2
Niko: Bitch your face dented my car.
Hobo: YOU YOU YOU.... YOU WRECKED MY SUBWAY!!! *Hobo goes kung fu on niko's ass*
Niko: Screw this *pulls out gun* BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!
HHoPCKH 11 months ago
@HHoPCKH ?
vdubkingvincent 11 months ago
The hilarious thing is the bumper did not kill the guy,the lifting hood slammed him in the head.
jerryjerry92 11 months ago
is.. is, is he dead?
JonnoThomas 11 months ago
Own3d
presidentbrian1 11 months ago
Who put their car... On my sandwich?!?!?
C00KIEZ0WNZ13 1 year ago 2
Man:*looks up* What the...
Niko:DIE*car crashes into man*
mankiller3040 1 year ago
ins face
MKKiller123 1 year ago
ouch...
Terneyah 1 year ago
surprise
pavel280488AA 1 year ago
lol? xD :D
LowRidazSD 1 year ago
thumps up
Featch98 1 year ago
is the bench okay?
jdshark000 1 year ago
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!....IS THE CAR OKAY!?!?!?!?
marcj808 1 year ago
u dented my car
kickmedavid 1 year ago
... Is the car alright?
Spongebobds 1 year ago
NOOOOO MY SANDWICH NO!!1
Codandps3games 1 year ago
the car is okay!!! :D
XBrownieAndSpotX 1 year ago
Man: Whats that? a shooting star?
Niko: Get out in the fucking way
Man: Whoa time to make a wish XD
kakay47 1 year ago 53
Final Destination was made because of this...
fedtaxman95 1 year ago
Old man: Wow i love The Saturday Mornings and the Gorgeous river,
Crazy Driver: Watch out u lame OLD PRICK!!!!!
Old man:Wut the fuc-- CRASH!!!
Terraz99 1 year ago
lol the hood smacked him XD
willster223 1 year ago
Tosh.0 : Did he live?
Yeah, he lived. But were not sure about the guy on the bench.
98asm 1 year ago
@98asm HAHAHAHAHAHA, EPIC COMMENT
bigfatowen 1 year ago
@bigfatowen troll
BobV97 1 year ago
Damn! His face wrecked your car!
AuroraD801 1 year ago
LOOOL COOOL ON PS2 OR PS3
kiler518 1 year ago
by a miracle the guys barely alive but the driver gets out and starts saying "Hey bitch, u know much it costs to repair this shit motherfucker? next time u get in my way, i will fuck u over," and guys like "Like u didnt already, asshole!"
koalawithchaingun53 1 year ago
Hobo Bill: finally! i begged for enough money to get me some subway! oh this looks like a nice spot. (sits down). OM NOM NOM NO- hey, what the hell is that? IS THAT A CAR?! OH FUCK MY ASS!!! SLAM!!!!!
MEGAMAYUN 1 year ago
Omg the car transformed but changed its mind TRANSFORMERS lol
pawn220ow7 1 year ago
pause 0:30 the guy is like fml
MrAlbania4life 1 year ago
is that a bird?ooooooh... oh oh fuck its a Car fgs!
stefdebock 1 year ago
the morale of the story is dont sit on park benches
lightshade0 1 year ago
bull's eye
balex96 1 year ago
well the good news is the car is okay
humandalek1234 1 year ago
AH SHIT! WHO PUT THAT GUY THERE?
2010MegaScooter 1 year ago
wtff?fuck you for wasting my time. its just a normal crash....Idiot
driissK 1 year ago
@driissK stop trollin
trashshash 1 year ago
well that guy must love cars. the last thing he saw was the amazing beautiful banshee hood opening on him and crushing him lmao
KINGmatan 1 year ago
DON´T WORRY THE CAR ITS OK!!
KNYVISTA 1 year ago
the dangers of children and superglue :)
gman130794 1 year ago
I dont see the unlucky landing? It was perfect :P
nasiondevasion 1 year ago 2
OMFG! IS THE CAR OKAY!
TheRuniteD 1 year ago
How did the guy on the bench not see the car coming straight for him? If I saw that I would've jumped off the bench and ran lol
JT041196 1 year ago
@JT041196
he was playing PSP
the moral of this story: never play PSP or you'll get a car in your face
alexgrinkov 1 year ago
@JT041196 because it's a game and he don't have brains.
driissK 1 year ago
The hood was like GTFO.
xxxxcowsxxxx 1 year ago
he got accross but broke his car XD
rio2k99 1 year ago
Rest in peace, guy on the bench LOL
whattheheck1000 1 year ago
Quick! Emergency Brake!
ItsMyFilmProduction 1 year ago
" oh god i whis i have a new car so much " * eating sandwich and look deeply in to river *.
shoooo ~
" WT---- !!! "
BAM .
Clessyboy 1 year ago
how your going to even try explaining this to his wife when you bring her the bad news
snarst 1 year ago
@snarst what clessyboy sed - he wished for a new car, and it appeared out of nowhere and killed him :)
CJR33D 1 year ago
if i was on that park bench i wooda moved
benjr1820 1 year ago
was heist da ''unlucky''? war doch gut dass du den getroffen hast xD
ps das waren echt geile 38 sekunden xDD
mikekartwii 1 year ago
*Sits on bench* ~Nanana such a love-ly daaay! *whistles*~
- OMG WT-
*Gets hit by car random car from sky*
Zirsquishy 1 year ago 26
@Zirsquishy hahahahahahahahaha sooo fucking funnyyyy
notreallyfamous 7 months ago
a gift from the sky
913fireworkboomer 1 year ago
Ahhh New Yorkers these days
omgdan23 1 year ago
xDXDXDXDDDDDDDXD that was fucking hilarous!!! LMFAO!!!!xDxDxD!!! XO...didn't see that coming didn't ya? Can't believe u made that far though.
TribalKing917 1 year ago
the engine door has "atomatic slap guy in the face" mode.... lucky to have a car like that
SaucyYum 1 year ago
"Suprise, cockfag!"
RsSirZach 1 year ago
the bench didn't move.lol
DamianYoung98 1 year ago
i was riding in a truck on some highway... i pushed a car of and fell myself and the truck crushed the car (as in exploding)
pcnerd111 1 year ago
Genial!!!
MrYannic1971 1 year ago
das war fake oder glück oder echt hahahhahahah
dannygiusi 1 year ago
i cant wait to get my gta 4 back my grandma took it away from me a few months back n january and said she would give it back to me as soon as i moved out with my mom and its been 2 fuckin weeks since i moved out and i keep asking her if i can have it back and she keeps sayin that its to violent to be played by a 12 year old and stop asking to have it back! i payed for it 2!!! over protected familes=Fags=mine
tommytregenza 1 year ago
@tommytregenza
What? Your grandma's right, 12 year olds shouldn't be playing a game like this, which is choc full of sex, drugs, and blood and gore. I'm surprised she let you play it in the first place. They don't slap games like this with "M" ratings for no reasons, you know.
TheNp42 1 year ago
*Ding*
50+
*Ding*
10 Point Bonus
warhawk4431 1 year ago
very good, how you kill the man
Max007g 1 year ago
Man: OH MY GOLLYGOSH WHAT IS THAT!
*Crash*
Car: Woohoo! Nailed him!
warhawk4431 1 year ago
fake, you payed that guy to sit there!
raketkalsong 2 years ago
lol, clever...
themartialGUY 1 year ago
ouch
Camsta97 2 years ago
atleast the car isnt hurt :)
LiLSikBoi 2 years ago 74
heh, what a lucky shot
Minase 2 years ago
criss0906 made me laugh until i couldnt breathe!! LOL!!!
damagecontrol87 2 years ago
A WILD CAR APPEARS
CauseIveSeenLoveDie 2 years ago 19
fat ass uses get owned
crazyburrito1 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is it a bird, is it a plane, no its niko bellic in a sports car
cmiab4 2 years ago 3
ouch :D
00TraCeuR00 2 years ago
I need a super slow-mo plz. :) wit a lil NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LilKempy 2 years ago
Pow right in the kisser
miggypiggy81 2 years ago 5
OWNED!
nadeox1 2 years ago
the man whas like: mmmm lets see this paper nananananaananaaa"looks up" HOOOLY SHHHHHIIIIII......KABOOOOMKKOKKOMSMAAACKK
criss0906 2 years ago 4
niko must be think ' omfg.... u bitch put a bloodstain on my car'
XDarkBetrayer09X 2 years ago
lol^^:D
Roben93 2 years ago
MAN:what the hell is th... BOOM!
robloxplox 2 years ago 9
ouch!
Schokoxx 2 years ago 2
-.-!
gameplayer117 2 years ago
not funny it happens everyday...
Jeesus353 2 years ago
man: your fucking kidding me 0_0
goronlord3 2 years ago 3
ya he reading the paper and he hears vroom he looks up OSHIT (smack)
jkchickenswithguns2 2 years ago 2
PWNED!!!!!
MarathonerX5 2 years ago 4
^ this
jomann18 2 years ago
Good Job =D
First gta 4 video that made me laugh =3
I like it =3
Roysell 2 years ago
It's a bird... is a plane... NO! It's a flying car aarrrgh!!!
SizSkiizd 2 years ago
lol imagine siting on the bench eatin a sandwich thinking about life while looking at the gorgeous river then u look up and BOOM theres a car landing in ur face
Blink182Hero 2 years ago 94
@Blink182Hero only chuck noris can survive this shit!
ThroneXOfXDecay 1 year ago
@Blink182Hero haha yea ikr! that would really suck
Mclarenf1lover123 1 year ago
@Blink182Hero you right xD
juozas223 1 year ago
@Blink182Hero I would be scared :3...
TheLightsmen 1 year ago
@Blink182Hero Lmao what u sayed made me ROFL
Darkwolf543211 1 year ago
Punktlandung *Tafel mit 10/10 Punkten hochhalt* xDD
mrouw 2 years ago
lolzz
x360z0cker 2 years ago
why dont the ps3 version have that?
Saggmos95 2 years ago
u can still record on ps3
cschrille1 2 years ago
without a capture card or dazzle???
Saggmos95 2 years ago
capture card
cschrille1 2 years ago
yes, ps3 have youtube
malik932008 2 years ago
what do you mean? ps3 have youtube??????
Saggmos95 2 years ago
it has a browser, my youtube friend has upped a ps3 gameplay from the ps3. his name is alien95
malik932008 2 years ago
lol nice man nice its a james bond car xD you have activation your armor from the car when the enemy will shoot @ your car from the front xD
Taz100000000 2 years ago
well, I guess that I have seen it all, dude gets killed by flying car While sitting on a bench. LOL OUCH
cmjf09 2 years ago
NICE!!! How did you record it?
Saggmos95 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
shoulda titled it PERFECT landing!
GibsonRock4All 3 years ago
nasty lol
10chalks 3 years ago