CLASSIC LOVELINE: Adam Carolla Goes Off on a Cop Jag

[adamk1775]

These dreams are completely normal.

[FrettingCajarot]

The whole thing about the tickets is dumb. He's going with the same mentality that the people who made those speeding rules have. That because a few fuck up, most suffer. So because Adam is a good driver who speeds, he wants the rules convenient for himself and wants to push his opinion with anger by making an environment where cops get a dirty looks for doing their job and enforcing a rule that saves lives. If he were president, he'd be Nixon. He should stick to relationship advice.

[Bainer55]

The police usually only show up when you don't want them around.

[shabido1]

This is the best!! And so true!!!

They are huge, used up, loose, pathetic pussies!!!!

I got a '$50' jaywalking ticket on a street next to a school, where the fat ass pussy was just sitting there all day to catch ppl for jaywalking, cause kids from the school do it a lot.

The ticket ended up being like $200!!!

For crossing the fking street!

STFU cop pussy dik suk!!

[TempleOfInanna2]

This is why I feel sorry for cops and military. They don't make the laws, and soldiers don't choose their wars. They just do what they are told.

[MrJayra210]

kiss my smelly hairy ass you pussies!

hahaha Ace for President !

[marvinshenk]

Cops are all faggots who want to write parking tickets instead of yelling "no time for backup" .

I just got a ticket on my bike by an LAPD bike cop for wearing earbuds. As he was writing the ticket, he told me "its a small fine". He was scared to let me know that it was $194.

It takes me three days to make that much money. He's a pussy with a singular goal of raping his fellow citizen for a few extra dollars. Screw the LAPD and all cops who are just out to rape the taxpaying citizens.

[realhiphop087]

@marvinshenk Dont you get it now, The cops ARE the criminals out there.

All it takes is a bit of analyzing and critical thinking your able to deduce that very truth:

The police are a group extortionists, armed robbers, murderers etc. The entire department is a Criminal supremist organization. It wont be long before people figure it out.

Cops needs to be fucking exterminated, im talking about hardcore abolition. Every police needs to be detected and slaughters or so =/.

[510shredder]

@realhiphop087 ya man, citizens handling things with gun battles will be soooo much better.

way to lump (ANY) group of people together for your straw man argument, which frankly, you made no argument. you said use critical thinking, and then hurled a shit ton of accusations at every single cop in America. way to fucking go! i'm sure you love it when your people or any other people get lumped together and torn the fuck down by IGNORAMUSES. well done! =)

[realhiphop087]

@510shredder The irony is that what you described YOUR own reply then beat around the bush and pointed fingers at me. Funny, well done. P.S: If your asking for details: tickets/summons = extortion, demanding ID = some perverted activity, "Police brutality"/"excessive force" etc = murder, harrassment, assault etc. What U dont understand is this whole system is undermining itself with its own hypocrisy, and sooner or later it will collapse, as soon as their illusion wears off.

[510shredder]

@realhiphop087 right man, they're total terrorists. no cop has ever done an ounce of good for anyone or anything, never saved any lives, nothin.

what a smart guy you are. sorry I was SO wrong.

and way to fail at reading too. i was being sarcastic and showing you how RETARDED (literally) it is to hold anticonceptual views, like you've so eloquently demonstrated.

btw, wanna see a society with no cops? look at a country like somalia. what a paradise.

[realhiphop087]

@510shredder None of your arguments countered mine, just throwing insults after another, way to go. And who saids it was anti-conceptual, the concensus "reality" is often the most misleading, im interpreting it thru my own views...and who knows it might be more accurate then expected.

If anything the replys you mades are not much more then Ad homeinem, so theres little i can do to bother.

[510shredder]

@realhiphop087 i wasn't trying to 'counter' your arguments. i was pointing out how extraordinarily ignorant you are. regardless of your life experiences, lumping a group of individuals together to denigrate them (or in your case advocate mass murder of) is at best ignorant.

i don't expect someone like you to get that.

[realhiphop087]

@510shredder If you had no arguments, then you have no valid conclusion to mines. If the "advocating mass muder" metaphor is ALL you can point that, is..just weak.

Im trying to reveal how police are the true criminals WITH details, and your only response is throwing words and not having an argument of your own to disprove mine? Lol smart. Stop trolling

[510shredder]

@realhiphop087 and also you're extraordinarily ignorant if you think people are gonna just see someone ADVOCATING MASS MURDER (REGARDLESS of whom its directed at) and just say 'oh well, that's just HIS view, so be it'. if that's what you'd believe, then you're probably equally as ignorant of history.

[510shredder]

@marvinshenk its called working patrol. and ya, it's fucking lame.

but yea, do label ALL cops as such. nothing ignorant there......

[marvinshenk]

@510shredder

Cops that save live's, I am for and appreciate. Cops that write BS tickets all day long can go F-themselves. They make enough money from our taxes already, and writing citizens BS tickets on top of that is just legal financial rape.

So yeah, I guess I'm ignorant. I'm ignorant in thinking that the police are supposed to PROTECT AND SERVE!, and not steal your money. And when I say ALL cops suck, that's only because ALL cops that I deal with in Los Angeles are a@sholes.

[510shredder]

@marvinshenk see now, that's COMPLETELY different from what you said. NO SHIT there are asshole cops, as there are assholes IN EVERY FACET AND JOB IN LIFE. read your OWN words, you said they all should be 'slaughtered'. THAT was my gripe with you.

but yea man, I just tottttttallly love bureaucracy and chicken shit tickets, and moreover, defending both!!!! straw man much?

also,have you ever thought that you should try to change the LAW? cops enforce it, some like dicks, but they dont write it.

[FrettingCajarot]

@marvinshenk Not ALL police do that. A few do that cause their dicks, but most aren't like that. Most cops don't just go around beating the shit out of people, so then does that mean that it shouldn't be a rule that cops protect people? Those few represent the most, really only because of the uniform. Look past that and see it's PEOPLE that are assholes that don't do their jobs right and hand out tickets all day, but the laws should still be there isn't chaos.

[FrettingCajarot]

@marvinshenk If there's a bike-rider in front of me who I'm honking at and he can't hear me because he's got his ear-buds on, he's creating a safety hazard. If that law were never there, there would probably be an occasion where those ear-buds got you into trouble, but you wouldn't see it coming. YOU'RE the pussy for not doing something as simple as looking up the legal rules when you ride your bike outside. So pay your ticket and shut the fuck up.Laws are there to protect idiots like you.

[h1ghon1nformat1on]

@FrettingCajarot GTFO off my youtube page you commie slime bag

[FrettingCajarot]

@h1ghon1nformat1on How am I a commie if I'm defending the laws of a democratic country? You're... stupid, aren't you?

[marvinshenk]

@FrettingCajarot

Hey Dick, have you ever looked at the entire list of simple "rules" in the LA traffic code book. Set aside a couple hours sometime. But I'm sure you've already done that, because you probably need advice and instructions for everything in your life.

Intelligent citizens use common sense, and simply have to suffer stupid laws and fines because of dim-wits like you that can't feel safe taking a shower without a helmet on. I'll never have trouble hearing your horn Dick.

[MrJayra210]

LOL!!!!!

Thank you Adam for giving me the best thoughts and rants to combat anyone!

[JRC3034]

"kiss my smelly, hairy ass!" LMFAO!

[summercures2]

So Adam got reprimanded by his bosses for going on his long-winded rants?

[PDXland37]

this sounds like david spade, anderson cooper,

[dagame81790]

This isn't Dr. Drew is it? Sounds like Dr. Buce

[kasparov777]

@dagame81790 yeah definatly Bruce

[m0ntr099]

adam for president