100 MPH Bird Hits Windshield

[OutkastProjectz]

omg! i can't breathe! too funny!!! can't stop laughing!... w8? did that crack the windiw? :'( poor car.. now i can't stop crying...

[bamseany66]

At least it wasn't two birds.

[ozzyrzee]

press 2



[smallforall1999]

but will it blend

[mrdillonf681991]

lmao "SPLAT+cracking glass" makes for an entertaining sound

[Mako561]

birds are stupid as hell

[ukraine578]

@Mako561 You try dodging a car coming at you at 100mph when you have no concept of roads or cars. It is an animal! It didnt go to Harvard to learn about human sciences. All it knows about is eating, shitting and mating. Poor little blighter. At least it was a quick death. RIP little birdy...

[Mako561]

@ukraine578 did you really just respond to my comment?

[hafiz7004]

The bird come like a torpedo!

[IIAMEilrahc]

better ring auto glass

[PandahBoii]

POOR EVO!

[SuperRanger4x4]

bye bye birdie!!!

[Intraphilosophia]

lol the title makes it seem as though the bird itself was moving at 100 mph

[AlternaTurk]

@Intraphilosophia  technically it was..

[funkyfishing0725]

so this is what a bird would look like on Will it Blend?

[chamblizi]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! SUCIDE IMPACT!!! DO YOU SEE THE BLOOD!!????! LOL

[BADASSED88]

revenge for what the bird did back at the parking lot?

[andybobz]

And this my friends is how natural selection works. Bird-" hay guys how close do you think that ca THUD!

[smokesmadbongs321]

They both made a mess of there drawers for sure on this run.

[brandonk5297]

but will it blend

[BarrieBusesandTrains]

Press 2 for splatter!

[U7121]

LOL keep pressing 2



[dutchmaster8889]

0:07 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[CORYSPHOTOS]

Fuck that made me jump!!

[jesseb4life]

angry birds, Reversed style

[zx2escortt]

tag your it!

[iidavidei]

0:07!!

[commieman]

Bloody birds, always making a mess on cars

[The300zxNA]

@tnphysics dipshit look at the title of the video. It tells you how fast he was going.

[lifewithvtec]

Why did use Windex that poor bird didnt see it coming!!

[Thesk8terbrian]

Is the car okay?

[squrrilhunter432]

like a neighbor state farm is there..

[Darinp87]

Caught a blackbird between the speedo and tach on a crotchrocket at 85mph a few years ago.... Just brushed it off cuz I was late and i was fine, they thought I was shot when I got to my destination; gore everywhere on my shirt :)

[veyronman]

@Darinp87 you only had a shirt on whilst riding a bike at 85mph? safety first.

[Darinp87]

@veyronman I always wear a helmet, but generally jeans and a t-shirt otherwise.... I don't know how to be much safer than that on a rocket..... leathers just don't belong....

[Kangy1777]

That was a trip!



[tnphysics]

How fast were you going, and what was the airspeed of the bird?

[burnticeblues]

@tnphysics

over 9000 

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

splatter show

[vodkaandjellytots]

i used to be a bird then i took a windowsceen to the knee

[branswiss3]

safelite repair safelite replace

[DillonSlick]

Ive had this happen at 90. It got stuck under the wiper blade and laughed all the way to my destination.

[amtrak3501]

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFordguy98]

thats the sound my iphone made when it cracked

[montayay1]

...I CANT BELIEVE THAT JUST FUCKIN HAPPENED!

....is it dead???

thumbs up if you know where im comin' from

[Odinfang]

@montayay1 hell ya, quoting the saints

[SpectreBlades]

IS THE GLASS OKAY!?

[AMCKEJB3]

thats one fast bird LOL

[matt91gee]

DID IT DIED?

[wethapeople]

evo...

[A1MBoTRaG3]

I don't think he's dead yet.

[dirtbikes4life95]

So did it die?

[Thekentkennedy]

those huge white lines make it look like the car is barely going 20

[XboxPhantom]

@Thekentkennedy thats a runway for ya

[zimThuet]

and thats why you need windshields boys and girls. try that on a bike..

[WinstonChuchhill]

Theres a visine for that

[kingsmen02]

Is the car ok?

[baseballdude333]

RIP little bird

[DavidHamiltonTyson]

Natural selection.

[MyFlavaflav]

is the windshield ok?

[TheChainsawArtist]

Mmmmm slushy.

[PixelPigProductions]

just so everyone knows, the bird is dead.

[kingsley15]

try using your wipers, that might help a little.

[policeblue999]

@kingsley15 What's the point? The windscreen is smashed. All you will do is smear dead bird over a windscreen that will be taken straight out anyway.

[123BenjaminYates321]

gutted



[nativejohn1]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhit



[markmsanford]

I hope the bird made it thru the accident....

[grymfogel1]

@markmsanford you can always hope...

[Ravers613]

Is the window ok?

[markpoptart13]

Well.... at least y'all were wearing helmets!! haha

[armyhobo12]

CAUGHT IT!!!

[jmtGAMING]

@NYPD265 yea pretty hilarious but really do you think someone should put a smile face to indicate that there being sarcastic lol some that wasn't brain dead should know that someone is being sarcastic

[ImVeryCharming]

Damn!!! LMAO!!

[godrilla]

Man, he should've used his wipers. would clean that fucker right off the winshield.

[ursuss100]

BIRDIE !

[Turpezor]

spacedicks

[virtualbirat93]

LIKE AWW MAWW GAWD, LIKE SERIOULSY, IS THE BIRD OKAY?

[kemita]

died did it?

[WizzleFoShizzIe]

did it died?

[MrRel000]

it did died?

[A1Yolaa]

press 2 for all the excitement

[Puertoricanlegacy]

did it die?

[lunchbox997]

@Puertoricanlegacy no shit

[amokachi31]

@Puertoricanlegacy mate that was the first question came to my mind.

[DMDS1991]

@Puertoricanlegacy What do you think sherlock?

[KevLamProductions]

@Puertoricanlegacy no shit man

[richard47483]

@Puertoricanlegacy well YES its poop and blood on the glass +_+

[iinneeddaannaammee]

@Puertoricanlegacy i wonder if safelite glass would repair that.....

[cam420000]

@Puertoricanlegacy nah dude it's still moving

[brandonk5297]

@Puertoricanlegacy you tell me bro

[mch158]

Nothing a but of Duct tape can't fix.

[17Matt76]

Miracle on the Hudson: Part 2

[supastudmuffen]

man hope the birds ok.........

[DefiantTiger]

i hit a bird coming out of the corner at 55 and hit my grill and exploded into feathery gore all over my hood...not fun to clean.

[204ironman]

In soviet russia, you don't take an arrow to the knee, you take a bird to the F*CKING WINDSHIELD!

[25jstray]

screw the birds they deserve it

[jagjagin]

@25jstray how?

[25jstray]

@jagjagin the poop on everything and they r annoying

[XShojikiXKinaganaX]

I love how you guys kept driving acting like nothing just happened lol

[demariojason]

damn,....

[ledzeppize]

some of them are. but i personally think it's a waste of time...peace out

[thphaca]

The fact that he tried to dodge it made it fucking hilarious.

[MrPrankUser]

press 2

[gconneely92]

Is the bird ok? shame if it got injured :(

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 r u dumb? did u not read the title? 100 MPH BIRD HITS WINDSHIELD, but yeah the bird got up and flew away happily ever after.

[gconneely92]

@NYPD265 Hehe, you gave me a laugh! You fell for my sarcasm then proceeded to call ME dumb. lol.

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 haha and you fell for my sarcasm.

[gconneely92]

@NYPD265 dont you feel silly

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 not really

[gconneely92]

@NYPD265 listen, stop lying to yourself it makes it a lot easier if you just admitted in the first place that i got you with a joke, you had to turn it into a "no *i* was being sarcastic first" match. give up

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 what i think is funny is that u thought the bird was not injured, if u knew the bird was dead then why did u post "is the bird ok i hope it didnt get injured", u could have put lol or a smiley face or something that would tell others that u were being sarcastic, but u didnt therefore it makes u look like an idiot.

[gconneely92]

@NYPD265 You want me to explain that I'm being sarcastic by using a smiley face? if thats the case why didn't you? All this boils down to is that I made a joke, you got pissed off by it and now don't want to admit it. You keep digging a deeper hole. Just give up

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 i wasnt being sarcastic i was making fun of u. im not pissed i think its quite funyy of how pissed YOU are getting. Im not digging a deeper hole and i wont give up.

[gconneely92]

@NYPD265 Lol, not at all. Likewise I think it's really funny how you got shown up and are trying to make it look like I'm the idiot for making a joke, have fun not giving up

[NYPD265]

@gconneely92 will do my friend.

[ledzeppize]

@NYPD265 lol, i love youtube fights

[NYPD265]

@ledzeppize They are pretty hilarious, arent they?

[Qk34life]

Angry Bird Fail

[mrcokez1]

the car being used was an EVO IX

[TBH871]

lol The bird already knew he was dead cause he Sh!t every where before he got hit Lmao

[TheWhiteOp]

is the car ok

[xChroninex]

@TheWhiteOp As a wise man once said... " The bird went splat. What the fuck do you think? "

[Techdawgy]

is the window ok?

[kingcoapa]

That bird really blends !!!.

[pokemonsucks122]

keep clicking 2 for impact

[windowmattress]

go to *7*



[muffinmuncher98]

i think you ment to hit the bird....

[cmvid3]

Walk it off

[derp8888]

looks like someone threw a bag of shit

[LCBChef18]

wtf did he swerve for

[miamivicepastels83]

@LCBChef18 probably startled him

[phwoart]

0:07: BIRD

0:007.5: DEAD BIRD

[diblaz111]

is the bird alright?

[stoffalicious]

Rocco: Is it dead?

[OahuBikeCruz]

Angry Birds!



[OleMissdph]

If you hold 2 you can witness tweeties last tweet

[TheXenomorphine]

if i had a dollar for every pixel... id have 50 cents

[TSForeverStrong]

O_O son of a gun.... that had to hurt.

[FailPWNers]

they see them rolling

[TheDeltaHydro]

Biwdy go to betta pwace now?

[Enatbyte]

Did he die?

[Gam3r504]

AWW FUCK!

[VGAfanatic]

I'm seeing a bunch of comments asking "Is the bird okay?"

The bird went splat. What the fuck do you think?

[blueday22]

@VGAfanatic that fucker is dead lol but is it ok lmfao

[BcL07]

@VGAfanatic

lmao.. for real

[utyber]

@VGAfanatic This is what people need to know: Is the bird okay?

[unohoo09]

@VGAfanatic You're being a bit of a dick about it. I mean, watch the video. The bird very likely survived the crash. It only caused small cracks in the windshield, barely noticeable. I don't see what your problem is aboOH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE BIRD DID YOU SEE IT HIT THE WINDSHIELD OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE BIRD ALREADY GOT HIT OH MY GOT WTF

[YiffyDragons]

......ew

[dhardy32]

lol wow all u ppl saying is the bird ok apparently not!

[mario102395]

i think the bird was drunk? it was his own fault any how.

[zdavlarr]

dayyumm i think there having pigeon for supper

[PUNlSHER3O5O]

COMMANDO PIGEON?

[hellviewbeing96]

You know what the last thing that when through the birds head was? His ass

[xHadenJones360x]

@hellviewbeing96 Legend! :D

[uzuno717]

IS IT DEAD??

[xLusherr]

@uzuno717 uurrrr, yah!

[uzuno717]

@xLusherr it was a joke dipshit, pull the dildo outta your ass

[Moooperator]

bye bye birdie

[cd10501681]

I WONDER WHAT THE BIRDS LAST THOUGHT WHERE?.....OHHH SHIIIIII/ SPLAT!! LOL

[DeejayCloudNine]

+10 points!

[alidan]

did guts and shit fly into the car?

[redbullwings11]

wtf angry birds

[420growing445]

keep pressing 2 for splat

[macho844]

NO, NOT TWITTY BIRD! DX

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

lol you flinched hard! You thought he was gonna fly through the windshield or what?

[taylorgangordiePu55y]

i guess the last thing that went through his mind was his ass

[hi232ju]

@taylorgangordiePu55y Good One Mate xD

[TehBlaCkKeed]

mmm dinner :D

[Zarlanga]

@sour11b scrolled down to comment the same thing lmao

[111residentevilfan]

lol?



[Jefyniggs91MK3]

it was 180 mph 500hp EVO

[Tinedmovie4062]

That'll teach seagulls to stick to the sea.

[IceYourPimpHand]

It'll be alright

[mayhem20112]

he looks okay(: