Children are like animals; you must tame them in order to get the results you want. However, animals are easier to tame...Besides, what's cuter? A newborn baby or a newborn puppy? Actually, I believe children are of a lower status than animals... It's a sick thing to say, but don't we all believe that to some extent? I'd probably adopt a child when he's 7-10 and teach him like a real father (I'm not evil). I may contradict myself, but I'm pro-choice abortion. Sorry for the long comment.
i would just lie and leave them at the check out. I get so tired of my little brother he's such a dick. if your too nice they walk all over you, too strict they go crazy, you have to be a perfect parent just to have a normal kid. I used to always picture my adult life with children now i dont even want one.
fuck you you dick lick if people didnt want to ahev children none of us would be born and we'd all have the same population and the same fucking people fucking for eternitys with no reproducing and ending up dying. so stfu adn get a heart.
@aaront624 According to Schopenhauer, "all that exists is better off not existing," because "people don't notice when they're happy as much as they notice when they're unhappy." Just look at life.
Even if you doubt it, there's no point in getting offensive about anything as ambiguous as this.
This commercial is the reason why, if I ever have kids, they'll NEVER go shopping with me until they know when to govern themselves. I don't care if my kid is 3 or 16, that's the way it'll be in my house.
I would smack him in the face, and repeat that action until he shut the fuck up. Parenting requires a good ass whooping here and there. I was raised that way and it worked.
Why was the one by kikyoschic removed? I've noticed a lot of strange suspensions here on many users, one I hear is suing the site for suspending him and violating his first amendment rights, it's worse than a middle school...
Fucking SOLD!
MetalGearFool 1 month ago
Also if u want them to shut up don't whip other wise theyall cry aka louder
Iarlaithtimmins 2 months ago
Guy u KNO ur just dissing ur self dent U USED TO BE A CHILD
Iarlaithtimmins 2 months ago
Children are like animals; you must tame them in order to get the results you want. However, animals are easier to tame...Besides, what's cuter? A newborn baby or a newborn puppy? Actually, I believe children are of a lower status than animals... It's a sick thing to say, but don't we all believe that to some extent? I'd probably adopt a child when he's 7-10 and teach him like a real father (I'm not evil). I may contradict myself, but I'm pro-choice abortion. Sorry for the long comment.
AdolescentMr 3 months ago
I am want to shoot that asshole kid right in the forehead. Abortion. A beautiful thing.
Darkrunner1975 9 months ago
I'd give him the ass whopping of a lifetime.
bananaberry565 1 year ago
... and people at my school wonder why I don't like children.
RockPaperWindow 1 year ago
i would just lie and leave them at the check out. I get so tired of my little brother he's such a dick. if your too nice they walk all over you, too strict they go crazy, you have to be a perfect parent just to have a normal kid. I used to always picture my adult life with children now i dont even want one.
lilcheevous 1 year ago
I would slap that motherfucking kids.
TashaRichardsonFan 1 year ago
kid kill all u
xtremedandobe123 1 year ago
i would have beat the shit out of that child
grenadeer09 2 years ago 6
Why people want to have children is beyond me. I can't think of a worse way to fuck up your life.
alastair78 2 years ago 5
fuck you you dick lick if people didnt want to ahev children none of us would be born and we'd all have the same population and the same fucking people fucking for eternitys with no reproducing and ending up dying. so stfu adn get a heart.
aaront624 2 years ago
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iAmIsreal 2 years ago
@aaront624 According to Schopenhauer, "all that exists is better off not existing," because "people don't notice when they're happy as much as they notice when they're unhappy." Just look at life.
Even if you doubt it, there's no point in getting offensive about anything as ambiguous as this.
n4mel3ss 1 year ago
If I was that father, Id toss the kid into oncoming traffic.
Fabala20 3 years ago 3
lmao
MichaelMatsuo 2 years ago 2
This commercial is the reason why, if I ever have kids, they'll NEVER go shopping with me until they know when to govern themselves. I don't care if my kid is 3 or 16, that's the way it'll be in my house.
sjdkf 3 years ago
yep the best way to raise ur kids is to wear a condom and not have them at all.
SnakeSkin950 3 years ago 2
I would smack him in the face, and repeat that action until he shut the fuck up. Parenting requires a good ass whooping here and there. I was raised that way and it worked.
PrimalConcrete50 3 years ago 11
@PrimalConcrete50 @grenadeer09 Dear child-spankers, please take care not to beat your kids in the wrong country. Sweden, for instance, banned it.
Oh, and please resort to physical punishment only when all else fails.
n4mel3ss 1 year ago
LOL yes! KIDS do suck i will never ever have them
BadAssBrodazStudios 3 years ago 5
proves my point that kids fuckin suck
johohobo 3 years ago 5
fuck if that was my boy! i would......
desserteagle91 3 years ago
Kid's dad shoulda beat him like a stepchild
Bigchief567 3 years ago 2
best commercial ever
jimmykat069 3 years ago 2
That kid would piss me off if he were mine
victormorales9 3 years ago 2
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
00:27
pwner560 4 years ago
i hate children
BazzTheBoss 4 years ago
use condom dont have kids :D
nice
tristansliebestod 5 years ago
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how does this have to do with condoms?
kirbypup2 5 years ago
omfg u serious......
SnakeSkin950 4 years ago 3
poor kid doesn't know :'(
BazzTheBoss 4 years ago
i wolda dragged that little kid outta that supermarket slapping him
stiffler28 5 years ago 2
HAHAr
the patience is amazing.
PsychoWolf14 5 years ago
Why was the one by kikyoschic removed? I've noticed a lot of strange suspensions here on many users, one I hear is suing the site for suspending him and violating his first amendment rights, it's worse than a middle school...
MikeRS562 5 years ago
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! 0_0 I UPLOADED THE SAME EXACT THING!!!!!!!!!!
kikyoschic 5 years ago
HAHAHHA HAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA OO MY GOD HAHAHAHA
iamshivy 5 years ago