I Suspect a Watermelon of Sleeping with My Girlfriend

[brayden10000000]

this guy loves friut ninja to much

[IloveRen1]

DON'T CUT YOUR FINGERS!!!

My thoughts the moment he began cutting it.

[s4ndez]

you have a girlfriend? NOOO WAAAYy

[firedup117]

that was... bloody..

[bfg895]

that poor knife :(((

[megadud20]

how do still have all your fingers intact after this?!!

[Thetb93]

omg he kills the watermalon D:

call the police!

[Scissors214]

i would hate to be the person that has to clean all that up...

[Tyrtru]

The stabbing and slashing looked dangerous, you are very dedicated.

[rougn]

That poor knife needs to be re edged now....

[blisswhirlpoole]

i love these videos! they are so crazy good!

[spyderelf]

my question is how many times did he cut himself in the making of this lol

[kinglbjfan23]

he got a black girlfriend ahh shnap

[carrier10]

haha you sent me this,i think its pretty funny, a story about how a guy can lose his mind hahahahhaha

[MusicMakesThe]

Lolwat.

[alejandro23333]

black people will not like this video...

[VidHunter0518]

I thought I was crazy, but until I watched your videos x)

weird and hilarious :)

[SuperGibsta]

I know how he feels.. I too suffered the pain of a watermelon sleeping with my gf...

[MrProximize]

thats awesome.

[Aqueritas2007]

nicely done bro

[Velocispic]

Your sick! That watermelon had kids!

[TheLarioz]

TO ALL OF YOU FAGS WHO DISLIKE THIS VID AND RAGE HIM!

DONT GO WATCH IT!

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY AND AWESOME!

CUS I WOULD HAVE CUTTED MY FINGERS DOING THAT CUTTER SCENE

[anthonyadornetto]

@SONOFABITCH: I find your comments both hilarious and enlightening. Will you be my Spiritual Adviser?

[TheCreator4]

hahahah wtf

[SONOFABITCH]

I enjoyed this in spite of the racist subtext.

[bigboyyy121]

prick@SONOFABITCH 

[SONOFABITCH]

@bigboyyy121 Stop asking for photos of my penis. It's not gonna happen.

[bigboyyy121]

yawn grow up@SONOFABITCH

[SONOFABITCH]

@bigboyyy121 Yes, i know you prefer pics of my 'GROWN UP' penis, but the truth is you will not see my male member in a flaccid OR erect state. Sorry, pal.

[bigboyyy121]

how old are you? like 11, keep your homosexual thoughts and fantasies to yourself you little joke and get a life while your at it. @SONOFABITCH

[SONOFABITCH]

@bigboyyy121 It really hurts me when you say those mean things.

[bigboyyy121]

like i give a crap how you feel@SONOFABITCH

[SONOFABITCH]

@bigboyyy121 I'm calling the police.

[bigboyyy121]

i think you better hand yourself in a village is missing its idiot @SONOFABITCH

[ownagebutter]

i wanted him to cut himself

[UnrealTerminator20]

LOL! poor poor watermelon. 

[ChildOfTheLotus66]

I got a couple laughs. Silly.

[dragonxd32]

This is gay.

[D4K0T4375]

that was retarded. don't send me any more videos you douche.

[ScatManZacMan]

Absolutely hilarious, everything from the elbow drop to the crime scene cleanup to the shoveling in your tighty wighties had me laughing. =D

[sundin713]

way to elbow drop the watermelon

[ChronixBuddha]

one watermelon was harmed in the making of this video...

[dragonxd32]

@ChronixBuddha lame no thumbs up

[ZGoldRush]

lol, so much effort put into this, deserves more views

[dreamer9913]

Im not cleaning that SH*T up

[SALVOTHESTONEDONE]

fuck cleaning up that

[GreenDayFtw0]

...And I thought *I* get bored..

[Zellig]

Hire gallager to take this motherfucker out.

[72ve17]

too late - shes producing watermellon babies

[expo1403]

Why was my last comment removed?

Why did you spam my inbox 3 times with this video?

[ipathkilla]

Haha, can't wait till next week!

[PhantomF9]

What a waste of a perfectly good watermelon...and of my time.

[Distortedtabs]

im tellin'

[lifeseeker1]

Well, who hasn't done that with fresh produce?

At least he is honest enough to admit it, & film it.

.

Wow, your girlfriend is kinda stout !

No skinny bag of bones for you, I like that.

Yummy !

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

you need a better camera..

[duckettboysexy]

Sersly hilarious

[krimzee]

1 dislike? I didn't know watermelons had opinions....

[uniquekeanu]

ANd then a shocking discovery the a plastic bag filled with the remains of the watermelon is found... who could have done such a thing?

[FullNoobProductions]

would be funny a shit to hear on the news about this guy stabbing himself to death trying to recreate this ^_^

[MrChauncey1235]

is that really his girlfreind

[rs666sathan666pk]

People in Africa don't have melons...

[MrBluewolf94]

lol funny video, i subbed

[whatsupfamousface]

I LOVE when you hop on the counter and it gets all slo-mo, hahahha!

the super fast cleaning, love it!

This was really clever and TRULY funny. And I'm a big comedy snob so that means more coming from me ^_^

[ilovelasange]

but still ....  funny

[Braenchild1]

You're a nutcase, man... but you sold the emotion very well. Lol.

[mashui99]

Wow you really get into it

[chaoshead666]

and after next week u will suspect pineapple killing your half brother that you did not know?

[changchinhon]

ur crazy

[z7tom7z]

poor watermelon

[RFT15ify]

Wow what if you cut himself lol

[RonnShad]

LAWL

[xiro0999]

Somebody watches Dexter... lololol Well Done!

[ilovelasange]

@xiro0999 dexter is pro he's a bit of an amateur

[Sukit420]

I will give the kid one thing, he REALLY works for the bit. Gotta give him credit for that for sure.

[daarrkstarr]

WTF

[JingleRants]

pretty nice

[LEVIDAVIS420]

you bought the watermelon fake u lil bitch

[TheKaaye]

Haha you're crazy!