A short history of Ireland - The Simpsons

[libertycaps666]

thought i seen a leprachaun the other day but ended up just turnin out to be a ginger midgit..

[TheArmstrong24]

They all have deep set eyes and Ginger hair and always wear green in Ireland, what bullshit lol.

[TheTaigster]

fuck someone in the fucking earfuck....FUCK 

[xxPanteraxxx]

If I ever met James L Brooks, or Matt Groening? I`d punch them in the fucking face!!!!

[karezza6]

@xxPanteraxxx

Fuck America.

[xxPanteraxxx]

@karezza6

Indeed.

[olliephelan]

ive NEVER heard a single person say " TOP O THE MORNIN TO YE " in all my 38 years in Ireland .

cliches like that are a load of " gombeen blarney " lol

[BlueBerryFairy1]

all i understand is big fat ass

[mir2k9]

did any one else here him call homer a big fat ass

[jona682h]

just like the singing of the angels

[Marphus1]

All, I could hear the Leprachaun say was " Ya big fat ass."

[CptQuestionMark]

Leprechauns are real. I've caught one.

[Trashcansam123]

It's funny because i know a guy straight from Ireland. He talks really fast and every other word he says is Fuckin and shit.

[phelan84]

@Trashcansam123 were known for fucking cursing alot alright, shit :)

[CrackaPackify]

@Trashcansam123 The Lonely Planet guide has advised visitors to Ireland to 'not take offence at the swearing, on some occasions it can even be a form of affectionate address.'

No doubt the dude you know was probably shocked at how people reacted if he said the word 'cunt'

[NIAMHOOOOOO]

Is that Micheal D Higgans? 0:05

[smwavelength]

well mate sawr one a daye go after 4 packages of beer and me mates sawr it too and we all said oh ti ti taw taw and said nip a coming bout get your petrol bombs lads .and although not a pisshead perhaps a bogger lol lighten up mates, americans are cool ,and a fact thee irish in america out number eire lol hmm

[UrsulaMurphy]

And wtf wit leprechauns??!!! pls like dats soo old get ovr it is dat all u can fkn throw at us?! thers so much mor they cud say like haha

[UrsulaMurphy]

Like wtf...irish ppl dont go ''oh ti ti taw taw taw''

its jus rediculos n in d ep it sed 'Police' on the paddywagon,wen it shud have sed gardai or watevr haha they always make d irish tu look like piss heads n am irish n soo not a pisshead like i dnt reli drink nemor haha

[ChicagoProdigy]

Wow. Look at all the butthurt Irish. You guys are losing your touch. 

[XxSorchasuexX]

Irelands a class country and im sick of dumbass american tv producers making a mockery out of it! In every single american cit-com, tv show, disney show i've seen, there has always been a "leprechauns" in it. What happens if i say leprechauns are actually in england? Will you leave us alone!!

[yourmomwasherelol]

so leprechauns ARE real, thats it im going to ireland next summer.

[gunfire60]

racist

[MetalSights]

@gunfire60 How is it racist?

[littleXjack]

Leprachauns are clearly making youtube accounts to conceal the fact they actually exist, don't be fooled people foreign to my land of Eire, I'm Irish and am a seasoned leprachaun hunter myself!  Come on lads Leprachauns are part of our culture weather you like it or not. At least were not part of the propaganda blasted youth that exist in America ( land of the free, bullshit!)

[habbomanish]

@littleXjack Is irish celtic?

[littleXjack]

@habbomanish Is this a trick question ;) . No Irish isn't celtic. Irish can either mean the nationality, the language or it can be used as an adjective. "Celtic" is a culture.

[StickyCharmander]

@littleXjack How does it feel having both top comments?

[littleXjack]

@StickyCharmander Remarkably unsatisfying when contending with my assimilated successive failures elsewhere in life

[StickyCharmander]

@littleXjack Utilizing Gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence FTW

[littleXjack]

@StickyCharmander no your a fucking idiom!! I don't even try...

[StickyCharmander]

@littleXjack Um,idiom is a word,or a phrase or something like that.

[littleXjack]

@StickyCharmander ahaha, your waay to clever for me, and apparently sarcasm

[Jethromcsheepherder]

@littleXjack So YOU'RE the guy the cops are looking for that's been killing midgets and stealing their gold. For shame!

[ColdShoulder01]

@littleXjack

Tis be true 'bout da leprechauns. They be constantly stealing me shoes. One of 'em actually got hold of a pair of my dads shoes and he got so angry he killed the leprechaun by throwing the shoes he was wearing at the time. Ah, it was a good laugh

[littleXjack]

@ColdShoulder01 that was a craicing sceal thanks for sharing :)

[TheEnviroFriend]

@littleXjack America is ruled by a secret Leprechaun conspiracy.

Remember when Obama went to Ireland? That is because he needed to meet with the Leprechaun king in person.

During the potato famine, the Leprechauns were poisoning the soil so no potatoes could grow, so millions of Irish came here to escape the fascist Leprechaun regime, but the Leprechauns hitched rides in the ships, and made it to America, where they soon took over the government.

I read it on the internet, it's legit.

[littleXjack]

@TheEnviroFriend sure bejaysus, tetateta, I thinks you know a little too much. there'll be no top of the morning for you tomorrow my knowledgeable friend. Be afraid of the rainbow, be mighty afraid.

[massivemak]

leprechaun wtf! thats what women think of ma dick but thats another story.

[OISINOJONNOLLY]

i lol when americans come to ireland in big furry coats on a 19 degree day

[ladiiclumsy]

Does anyone know what this episode is called?

[JamseyCraft]

Gerry Adams dick is a leprechaun. GSTQ

[Datareupload]

Don't try to kill my childhood dreams, you can't proof that there are no leprechauns or have you ever been at the end of a rainbow?

[Skyifictionable]

WHAT?! You people are crazy! Leprechauns do exist.

I saw one the other day, if you want them to appear you just have to down a few pints of Guinness and they'll soon be showing up all over the place.

DIDLE E AYE!

[DeathToTaigs]

NO SURRENDER FUCK THE TAIGS

[Skyifictionable]

@DeathToTaigs Make the world a better place by getting some blue rope, tie it to tree branch with a loop big enough for your head to go through, get a chair, stand on the chair below the loop, put your head through the a loop and wait for me to come and pull the chair away. ;)

[Faighbas]

@DeathToTaigs "NO SURRENDER FUCK THE TAIGS"???

Can I offer you a bit of advice mate. Go to your local GP and ask for a referal to get physiatric help.

If by fuck the taigs, you mean fuck the Irish, then you are fucking yourself! LOL! As Americans, British, Germans, French, Russians and the entire world regard you as Irish as I am. SERIOUSLY! LOL!

Go to Britain, USA etc. and when they hear your Irish accent, what nationality comes to mind? :p

You are as Irish as I am and as Wolfe Tone! :D

[ghettochildusa]

these people telling us their is no leprechauns in ireland, Greedy Greedy Greedy they want all the pots of gold to themselves

[sckfgbdjf]

Did the leprechaun just call homer a fatass? lol!!!

[caolanr8]

americans make me soo mad when they even mention the word leprachauns

[MegaSerpent1]

Mmmm, evil leprechaun

[campstar2255]

@Taiginator fuck off ur makeing me snrgry im a catolic and swear i will hunt down all the protestant with the reables on me side and kill ye

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

@Taiginator fuck off

[BARELPORTILLO]

BUEN VIDEO !

[BARELPORTILLO]

muy divertido !

[shanem365]

Leprechauns are extinct!!

[TheRhuen]

@TheMrt98

and I am from America and there are NO I repeat NO, Sasquatch, Jersey Devils, Moth Men, Lizard Men, Little Grey Aliens, or trillions of Ghosts over here

*all the above peek in the room asking if I wanted something*

No damn-it, I'm trying to make a point on the interenet

-all the above mythos (and they call us the impossible ones).

[cougarfighting]

theyre after his his lucky charms

[albertjester]

aye, true enough.

[DirtyJacket1]

@THEEVILPURAH Sure, I'm a yank, but my ancestors came to this country during the Great Famine, so I'm an Irishman nonetheless. I use the word "Mick" as a term of endearment, like how many other nationalities can call each other their derogatory names and not get offended. Again, lighten up, boyo, it's just a joke!

[desertphilip]

@DirtyJacket1 Sorry buddy but Mick is not a term of endearment. I lived in England in the nineties and got called a mick and worse. Its nice that you are proud of your irish heritage but we are not micks.

[mariaOc1981]

lol

[DirtyJacket1]

Fellow Micks, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then we shouldn't laugh at anything. Lighten up!

[dribbles14]

i think its funny that americans think were leprechauns its funny like i take no offence to it

[TheEDBShow]

just cause you dont see them, doesent mean they dont exist, its like God

[MahtiMaahinen]

my last name in english means leprechaun/gnome :D I live in finland :D

[DocDeKing]

Press 4 repeatedly lol

[purplettuce620]

ye're just embarrassed, my gardener is a leprechaun, so Americans are right to believe they exist..

[aimpoint101]

"...ya big fatass..." 0:08

[adyseven1]

they exist ! they are my friends ! they walk me home from Mulligans bar every friday.FACT !

[aerlingus18]

@adyseven1 hilarious

[jimdoyles]

i seen one in donegal last week,2 in fact riding and drinking

[Djdeathly]

just because you havent seen them doesn;t mean they dont exist ;D

[libertycaps666]

ay i thought i seen one the other day but turned out ta be just a ginger midget

[victoriaisabeau]

sounds like my grandpa ...

[conn1913]

Good luck with finding the little people!

[TheMrt98]

there are NO and I repeat NO leprechauns in ireland.Ive lived here all my life

[KidsOnCrack33]

@TheMrt98 i live in ireland, and there is leprechauns!! i only tend to see them when i eat those funny mushrooms..

[alexwilsonNC]

@TheMrt98 You lie. I visited Ireland when I was 21 and saw many leprechauns. You just don't want us Americans to come take all the gold!

[McMacMastaMan]

@TheMrt98

Maybe you're not searching hard enough ;)

btw. beautiful land!

[ElBombastico883]

@TheMrt98 Oh come now! Everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!

[breeeegs]

That's Leprechaun talk it is!

[girayhankaya]

@TheMrt98 no they exist,i know even in turkey

[SuperSmashyfication]

@TheMrt98 If you were really short and ginger wouldn't you move to Ireland just for the jokes? You could get a sweet gig in advertising.

[LeBearExtrordinare]

@TheMrt98 so how come i live next door to one???

[123themysteryman789]

@TheMrt98 i VERY SADLY have only lived here for 4 years, since i was 7, i was born in england I HATE ENGLAND. IRELAND IS THE BEST.

[Tactual]

@TheMrt98 Then that must mean... You're a leprechaun! :O

[lordrevan571]

@TheMrt98 yes there are....just have to look in the right place...*Hands Weed*

[Zleepy187]

@TheMrt98 maybe ye just were too drunk to recognize em !! (kiddin')

[FarrellConor]

@TheMrt98 why would you lie to every1?

[ubersoldierboi]

@TheMrt98 everyone knows that the leprechauns moved out of ireland in 03

[japmanmdna]

@ubersoldierboi correct recssion fucked us

[ManlyPuffs]

@TheMrt98 MAYBE YOU ARE A LEPRECHAUN! AND TRYING TO NOT ANYONE GET YOUR BEER. i see what you are doing here.

[iliketouploadstuff]

@TheMrt98 that you know of...

[Ektherion00]

@TheMrt98 That's just the kind of thing a leprechaun would say!

[MrDots99]

i swear people from america NO JOKE think leprachuans exist ...

[xHenri]

@MrDots99 Are you 12? Or just really fucking gullible?

[MrDots99]

@xHenri ive seen a 16 year old from america come over here actualy thinking leprachauns exist .....

[holmesbinton]

@MrDots99, NO! Leprechauns are Real! I seen one On my Cereal Box! :O

[WorshipInTruth]

@MrDots99 I guarantee you there are little leprachaun people in Ireland. A lot of midgets probably make a buck that way, the real ones live with the Druid Orders.

[mouzata]

@MrDots99 Americans, isn't it?

[NervensaegenKiller]

@MrDots99

OH MY GOD! NO LEPRACHAUNS??? BUT THEN THERE'S NO REASON TO VISIT IRELAND :s

[felynecomrade]

@MrDots99 Oh yeah? I once heard of a tourist who complained when no one said "Top o' the morning to ya!"

[evildeathmonkey1]

@MrDots99 I'll share a little secret with you, Americans are actually complete morons! But don't tell them, they'll get upset and they have nukes... So.. yeah.

[CelticXombie]

@evildeathmonkey1 do you mean all Americans because thats a vague term there are alot of countries that are in the Americas, whose people can be called american. (e.g. Canadian, Chilean, Guatemalan, or a citizen of the U.S.

[NormbrettaMod]

@CelticXombie

don't be pedantic

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

@Thechaphere what u on about theres loads where im from

[skyhawk431]

Lol, I'm Irish an I love this! hahaha!

[MARVELGUY5000]

racist bastards

[dukerz718]

the four people who downed it are irish or love l.o.t.r.



[williambynum07]

happy st. patrick's day 

[Ashtino15]

LOL