PIT Episode 5: "You Know What They Say: Big Foot..."

[2000Rothschild]

hey mr. artmack, what about inviting kate gosselin on one of your investigative searches? she is available and she could bring all those kids along - just a thought.

[MrArtMack]

2000Rothschild, We've never done a co-investigation with a cast from another reality show, but in this world of "everyone has a show" anything is possible. Although we wouldn't want anyone who is slow around when we're being chased by Bigfoot. Maybe we can also talk with David Faustino, Gene Simmons or any of the many ex Real World cast members. too.

[aphollywood]

Man, that hiker ---, I'm taking my dog with me whenever I head into the hills from now on. I thought mountain lions were a concern, but this; woah --.

[MrArtMack]

I hear you, aphollywood. Were it not for the thousands of cameras that California's Governor has placed around the Schwarzenegger State Forest, we might not be so lucky to have that awesome footage of the hiker being attacked by Bigfoot.

[MrArtMack]

But let's not forget in our enthusiasm about the amount of cameras out there that a very nice hiker got more than he bargained for at the hands of a seven-foot hairy beast. This is why PIT took on the case. You can see part one of our investigation right now and the newest episode on December 11. By the way, ap, good idea keeping your dog by your side. It's always smart to hike with a friend, or with a large, sharp stick. Better yet, both.

[culo908]

why is it loading so much !...well come

on I would like to see the whole thing........

[MrArtMack]

We hope you were able to see the full episode, culo98. Based on our evidence we feel that a Bigfoot creature was violently shaking transmission towers at precisely the time you were attempting to view Episode 5 of PIT. Let us know if you saw the full show.

[Mitchtheman1000]

Yo Art. Great episode. Bigfoot hunts are cool. Is PIT bringing any guns for this one? I would.

[MrArtMack]

Thanks, Mitch. PIT only brings our cameras and paranormal detecting devices, but we don't carry firearms...on investgation anyway. We're just hoping that Bigfoot isn't camera shy. You'll find out in the next episode.

[wiwm1]

This is a great episode too, loving this PIT series.

[MrArtMack]

Thank you, wiwm. PIT appreciates it. If you're ever bothered by a ghost or see a man-eating swamp monster in a lake near your house, just give us a buzz. PIT has the tools, the cameras and the drive to get the job done.

[Alljentrifra]

Love episode 5 - didn't know PIT investigated things like Big Foot too, thought it was just ghosts...go PIT!

[MrArtMack]

No, PIT will investigate any phenomena that isn't related to the Baldwin Brothers. We generally stay within a few hours of Los Angeles and never seem to run out of unexplained creatures.  Thanks for watching.

[nbstoudt]

I'm glad that you fellas (and lady) stay away from the Baldwin Bros (by the way-- have you ever noticed that Mrs Baldwin birthed just enough sons so that you can find one at any most touristy hot spot in LA?).

At any rate, they are classified as "phenomena" and it should be investigated by someone. But I appreciate PIT being above the task..

Ever consider the Gabor sisters? I know the one is dead and gone, but I've seen the other one at Nobu and she certainly classifies as "the walking dead."

[nbstoudt]

Another good episode-- can't wait till next week!

Oh, and the Dunwoody promotion? You'll forgive me if I disagree with you and the rest of the team's confidence. He's not ready-- he's gonna let you guys down. He's going to let Pam down.

If he hurts her I'll kill him.

[MrArtMack]

nb, we know you are a regular viewer of PIT and Pam as well. Thank you for enjoying the latest PIT episode.

[MrArtMack]

About Dunwoody, well, I call him Clark now that he's a full investigator. I believe they call that giving proops, whatever. I truly hope he continues to meet the high expectations of the team, and so far he's been doing fine.

[MrArtMack]

In fact, he bought me a full case of non-diet Snarple last week. We're letting Clark learn at his pace and are hopeful that he'll do us proud in the investigations ahead.

[dffny]

Keep 'em coming!. Oh, and--where can I get my own Paranormal Investigator jacket?

[MrArtMack]

Thank you, dffny. We appreciate you taking the Bigfoot journey with us. I do have one extra jacket, and I'd really like to just give it to you, but this job has taught me that I'd better keep it as back-up for some future team member in case one of the current PIT members doesn't make it through a future investigation in tact. However, if we have enough viewer interest perhaps we can order some more. If you get me your address I will send you something with the PIT logo.