Starcraft noob gets owned by defense

[MechaShiva1986]

Is there a rank below E that I didn't know about?

[hackor22109]

starcraft tip #1:all out assult against that defence is not a good idea

[Owens867]

1. You didn't expand, you didn't win.

2. You're playing against a computer.

[Tyfyh]

omg both of them are even worse than me!

[shayoko6]

10+ cloaked wraiths=gg 1 nuke =gg 5 bcs+2 medics=gg air drop on main with no exansions= gg so how did he win this? o.o

[MM4g3CC]

Perfect push ajajajjajajajajajajajajajajaja­j LOL

[RichardPark100]

I would have locked down the tanks and fire a nuke with the ghost

[boyvip9844]

use ghosts to lock down those tanks and he can easily kick your ass. too bad he didnt know that haha

[MCDeltos]

first

tanks and scan to destroy the bunker's

maybe some ghosts to lock down the tanks and attack ^^

[Sublime977]

:D:



[haz464]

Next Bonjwa right here

[AngelLuna03]

does it supose to be fun?



[doggyboy81]

this is so comp cause other players would be smart bout this and not send everythin rite in

[bananian]

AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

[Lucky466]

OKAY! I have deducted that player White, is INDEED, a NOOB!!!!!!!! In the following book, I will explain and SHOW using detailed examples and reasoning, to prove this!

You guys are losers. :)

[123dmytro123]

Funny thing is the purple guy still probably won in the end judging by minimap and the fact that he had 3 times bigger army. It's 30 mins and white has no expo, 3 siege tanks and like 10ish infantry, he was probably contained and lost on purples second attack judging by replay time, purple just fucked up, also it's obvious that it's not computer, comps always attack move, and they always siege at max distance, it's just noob vs noob.

[elusuario989]

I used to attack like this, not as stupid, but It took me 3 hits go back away.. DX

[ryaubee]

obviously against a computer.

[MondayFever1]

the noobness is indescribable beyond anything

[SamKabobs]

flank....

[Zeratol001]

thta guy would need to set up a sige line then take out bunks then swarm the tanks with fire bats then he would have won

[annoyerboka]

dude.. i will fall back when i saw that defensive...

[TomeQ14]

thats computer player. have you ever seen player sending marines, vultures, medics and single wraiths attacking the bunkers?

[FenixT93]

@TomeQ14 a computer is smart enough to siege his tanks just outside the sight range of your tanks to utilise his attack force as a spotter, this kid on the other hand sent an unsieged tank and left it that way to die as seen on 0:15-0:23

[kaliumen]

epic lol nice xDD

[mdrmoya]

congrats bro, you beat a noob, first time?

[dodelol]

noob gets owned by noob, who is the biggest?!

[zendertaker]

this video is hilarious

[someguy4933]

if u had half brain you'd have a few scvs near the bunkers.... 

[kroooassant]

@someguy4933 and if you had the other half you wouldn't have to brag down to show the word hooooow smart you are^^

[vidioinspector]

:0 *stares blankly8 now thats gonna cost him

[sirkwakinburg]

Computer or not, it's impressive cuz no units were killed

[tttc]

@Steefizzle63 Calm down. It isn't that important.

The uploader didnt specifically say that he was good, only that the other player was a noob (which, I'd say, may or may not imply that he is good).

[Ajanek]

You killed all those sexy medics! Nooooooooo!

[metalgearsolidrulez]

in sc2 purple would have won.

[trolmon]

sad thing is that the purple player could have won by using tactic instead of just blindingly sending his army to attack :(

[OddeyeDL]

he is playing against a VE comp...

[Lucky466]

@OddeyeDL rofl theres no such thing in sc1, but apparently 26 dumbasses and you didnt know that.

[crazymon11]

@Lucky466 yet he still is playing against a computer unless the noob plays exactly like the comp which is highly unlikely

[ozmusic657]

this is starcraft 1 campaign you silly nigger

[ericnrivers]

@ozmusic657 ummmm...... what campaign have you been playing? O_o. It is the map blood bath.

[ericnrivers]

@ozmusic657 lol, nvm. I looked at the mini map wrong. hahahah

[redryan20000]

this vid sucks lol

[latsabb99]

reminds me about AI, "WE MAST GO KIL DAT PLAYAH"

[OhohBored]

Dear if u were to atk him aswell then he'd win.

[svensverigeqx]

mM against mech right

[Blackhole345]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

[BeanXPFoX]

good players don't sit in their base for 30minutes. By 30 minutes, good players take EVERY base.

[latsabb99]

@BeanXPFoX by 30 min the whole map is mined out XD

[Lucky466]

what a world we live in where someone cant even upload a 30 second video of starcraft without half the comments spamming "ZOMG NOOOB!!!!"

[LennonCobain456]

why is everyone trying to act so cool by saying this guy is noob, hes just saying it was funny how he got owned, btw tis vid is hilarious that guy is SO BAD ROFL!

[Pixy619]

Insert rage quit here

[TheLongestPath]

Select an scv.

Hit b.

Hit c.

Place.

Wahey you now have two command centers!

[chwuwd]

looks like ur fighting against computer

[imlatinoguy]

When I was a noob like 8 years ago. I 1v1 this guy and I made like 60 tanks and killed him..he made like 3 BC but I had 2 bases and he had 1. He got pwned.

[trumsu915]

Noob vs Noob. Not big surprise

[DaRebel21]

this video sucked ass..pretty much Uber-noob vs Noob,atleast the quality was decent

[LordZabujca]

Ah, such a rare sight - a ridiculous noob getting owned by a ridiculous noob. And by "a rare sight" I mean "an utter waste of time". What was even the point of putting this here?

[hugothenerd]

POWNED

[jorlly23]

you two are naab

[alfok]

hahaha and not even 1 scv repairing the bunkers :D

[FusionAlchemist]

One noob calling another noob a noob. Your both noobs one basing is funny to watch and the other guy was just auto attacking maybe if he put some effort into his micro he would have owned your pitiful defense.

[trumsu915]

Noob uploader is noob

[ScourchFilms]

LMFAO, Your a pathetic game geek calling another pathetic game geek a noob. That always cracks me up. I doubt You Starcraft geeks can win in a real fight.

[Jefferyxu45]

@ScourchFilms yea and your an even more pathetic kid who thinks he's cool cos he can ridicule these pathetic game geeks

[ProtoDemn]

@ScourchFilms LOL typical American hypocrite. You call StarCraft players geeks, yet ur wathing a vid about SC. Good job

[Rockwarrior2004]

@ScourchFilms

I dunno. Bar fights are my thing, it lets me blow off steam. I mean i may not be the best SC player out there but I would have raped either of these players. So i have both electronic battles and fist fighting under my belt. What do you have?

[s2cwatson]

@Rockwarrior2004

a youtube account :)

[JPMHUDProductions]

@ScourchFilms wait... why are you watching a starcraft video anyways?

[ScourchFilms]

@JPMHUDProductions No it's just funny when another geek calls another geek a noob...

[slbaaron]

holi shiet it doesnt get much noober than this. i mean the white.

[ZhouYuDW]

@Steefizzle63 good call haha, the other guy wasnt even auto atking either =D

[roliax]

that last tank didn't even get to shoot

[chunkybobby3]

Hahahahahahahahah! faillll! Jeez hes really noobish he shoulda known the defence would be huge

[OmgWutHax]

You have truly lost the game...

[jeewoo12]

he may be a noob in starcraft, but i bet he got a job

[GoldenZealot21]

No offense, but you're just as bad a noob :P. MM in TvT? WTF XD!!! D- on ICCUP at best. One base 29 min. into the game? Zero micro? Oh my god I could just go on and on but this was horrendous.

[Trallala93]

lol,playing vs computer..

[JJFZ3000]

AI?

[TheDJplaygamer]

is that starcraft -1 ? xD

[YouAmazeMeGirl]

Uninstall the game please.

[mrwasaapi]

next time get scvs to heal bunkers its safer to do so

[goatrek]

haha looks like 2 comps fighting :3

[ShirpaTheShirpa]

loool not even comps would do that...

[HCNguyen86]

so owning a noob must be a big enough accomplishment for you to post a video on youtube in order to gloat.

congratulation.

[CiruChris]

@HCNguyen86 Eh there's worse crap on YT

[darrengaroth]

lol no turrets?... what if those wrath was cloaced? O.o just 3 cloacked ghost should be able tot ake lockdown on those tanks. "to bad there is no loockdown in SC2

[MrLaughingkids]

congrats you finaly won!!!!!! facing a computer....

[xbuster17]

hahahaha

[EllusionistDJ]

Yo that was hilarious!

[youche21]

well that guy u killed waz me and i learned from my mistake

[phamanhtu343]

that's all you got? after 29mins??? 1 base and... if you can call it an army. Pathatic, noob!

[Anthnwam]

Look at the Medics EXPLODE pretty voilent for 1998

[TomValedro]

jusfging byt his video ur the noob.

[slimjimo10]

why wouldnt they cloak the wraiths? you had no detectors... either your playing a computer or a dumbass

[bart123levo]

lol

[AncestralViews]

lol that was 1a in its purest form :)

[newf360]

I've never played a RTS before, but I heard they are hard.Does anyone know a easy one for me to try first?I own PS3,360,and Wii.I know there better on the PC but my PC can't play games.

[WarDemon282]

@newf360 Command and Conquer 3 would probably be a decent start.

[TianLaiZhiYing]

@WarDemon282 a decent start to a lame game that is. Try CC2 instead of CC3

[placemat09]

@WarDemon282 but thats nothing compared to SC 2 lol

[caiiss]

@newf360 try halo war i guess

[alahad]

@newf360 starcraft should run on your pc just fine... its really old and the graphics not very good... anymore...

[xxbignolanxx]

@newf360 Your computer can definitely load StarCraft. StarCraft can play on a calculator, pretty much.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@newf360

Your computer should run Starcraft just fine. If it can run YouTube it can run Starcraft. =P

Starcraft is pretty hard though (I suck at it). Like the other guy said Command and Conquer would probably be easier to start. But I like Starcraft a lot better, it's just a much cooler setting and stuff.

[DaDushbag]

@newf360 I know best RTS for console. But some sstupid ass CoD fans will start flaming me.

[Nicko93]

@newf360

You can't get the full experience of a rts on a console mate, better get one on PC.

You can play old ones like starcraft or warcraft they have easy modes ya know?

[FriedChckn13]

@newf360 Halo Wars is also pretty easy

[Neutr0n624]

@FriedChckn13 halo wars is terrible

[LaigledeMeaux]

@newf360 also try halo wars. It was made for the 360 so it is a lot easier.

[JuglarEuskaldun]

@newf360 Abolutely"Age of Empires 2"or"Command & Conquer(1)Red alert".They are classics and they had the spirit. AoE2 is pretty easy and a great medieval war game. Personally, I find C&Q Red alert a master work,and very similar to Sc.You have to spread your infantry with your tanks to don't let them get squashed by enemy tanks, and you have units with different roles,rifleman,granader,rocket­er,medic,flamethrower and so.As I said it's very similar to Sc in a more realistic and heavy metal way :D

[killroykikolo]

@newf360 yea command and conquer3 but try to get a better comp rts werent ment for xbox ps3 or wii

[ColacX]

@newf360 go for starcraft 2 and use the matchmaking system ull meet an even skilled player

[minecraftmoddz]

@newf360 starcraft 2 is a good one to start with it matches you with ppl your own strangth

[doowop537]

@minecraftmoddz I actually disagree with that statement. In Starcraft: 2, if you don't know how to do RTS, you're going to get spammed by the most overpowered and unbeatable units in the game. I know from experience.

[TheFetchystick]

@newf360 yeah, just play it until you can beat hards then move on to multiplayer.

But seriously, get a good PC. There's no point playing them unless you have one that can run them

[Germanyisthebest1]

Epic fail it was an Computer,dont try to lie xDD its an computer,there is a eye at the left where is the small map,thats only offline and in internet would be chat and ally xD

dumbass

[N00byEdge]

@WarDemon282 BUT! Look at the medics position. Only a comp places them like that.

[Hansmuschi]

@WarDemon282 ouuh supernoob there is a chat function in replays sc is probably the only game where is it possible to watch replays with other people together.

[carljenk]

@Germanyisthebest1 an computer. Are you an hero?

[JMLJ133]

The noob should've used a Nuclear Launch. (Ghost Unit)

[darrens888]

Uhh if you're not playing against a computer... then you must be playing someone that IS a computer.

[wlzy]

if that were a computer the wraiths would cloack after the first hit

[redrooster241]

@wlzy nah sometimes they cloak when they are on low health and retreat.

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

fk it rush ftw

[MrNoNaMe1107]

lol owned

[samyo510]

WOW! He should have retreated 1st.

[LeggyOwnz]

Yea it couldnt of been a comp because after 30 mins they wouldve researched Seige and they wouldve seiged the tanks and cloaking on the wraiths too.. so yeah lol

[samyo510]

@LeggyOwnz One tank DID siege but it was killed b4 it could do anything in 3 shots by 2 other sieged tanks.

0:29

[longlivebrasil777]

you never never ever attack the enemy front line of defense first

[locopuyo]

lol was this the demo?

[YumClock]

This is great. Not a single unit died.

[DMAN33100]

this looks like a comp to me ^_^

[eyesack9]

thats retarded as hell

[Generalspoons]

lol

[TITOR002]

Lol what a noob, he could easily have taken that if he just stopped to think for 1 second...

siege out bunkers first? get BC's instead? get a m&m drop on sieges and then go in?

or why not nuke the crap of it?

[Aquamissile42]

LOL

[Wwhat357]

and thats how you attack like a MAN!

[gortegagingrich]

Why would anyone get the idea that it is good to send in wraiths to kill ground targets/

[AMVfanatic1081]

A player would mass a certain type of units (marine mass bc mass etc)

A comp wud randomly make units and try to kill u somehow with them

[flyskyairflair]

i love how after 29 minutes you only have 1 base vs this level of player (computer?), and you dare call him a noob

[BishopMonster]

@flyskyairflair rofl so true :D

[hostesaft83]

donno if thats vs a player or cpu.. its been a wile since i played this.. but if i renember correct, the cpu would try to escape wit there flying units when they got damaged?. dident happen here.. enyways nice pew pew

[fjuurtiiz]

bot? :p

[laliux145]

owned

[alrexrod198]

that unit composition seems like a computer

[xxSeaTownTrout]

fake

[Dreadedaries]

lmao i bet he was gonna win with that attack xD ! he needs to manage better lol/ but omg 0:31 ., that sealed it xD

[trevBG]

omfg thats a computer medic marine vs terran yes 100 procent it is a computer+ u play on astral balance 29 min game and no expand yep u noob

[redrooster241]

@trevBG And if you're 15 years old you wouldn't have poor grammar.

[Saenz700]

actually u the noob... u just made defense and you didint even expand...

[sawete3]

Well I agree that the purple terran was terrible, but atleast he expanded his base >_>

[Xellos357]

wow, host is a newb!

[24million]

lol..you put firebats in your bunker...and your calling him a noob

[aronlundh]

@24million haha ur right so u r funny

[zeatul911]

jaja Epic!

[Saenz700]

@24million LOL! ownd

[koronoa1zoro]

you are the noob xD

[Leevi7]

Defender probably should've had an SCV repairing those bunkers.

[xiyuemaa]

lol yeah 30 minutes and no expansion

[DjLokot3]

lol you rigth omG

[Loboprotosolitario]

afaljskfhajhjfashjfsajajajajja­jajajaj stupid noob! is a computer bot xD

[samusaran13372]

Purple was actually better than you. You had no main, no expansions or anything after 30 minutes.

[starcraftBR]

NAh not fake lol.. i believe comp wraiths with low hp would retreat when they get hit by bunker just like turrets... lol

[thefloppyking]

if that ISNT a computer then why are you playing on abstral balance or whatever it is, and why did he micro like a computer, expand like a computer and build the exact things a terran computer would make after half an hour? with that in mind, you only have your main left after half an hour and you call HIM a noob? xD

[WarDemon282]

@thefloppyking Micro like a computer? He didn't micro, he just sent everything at once head on. And it was more of a dicking around game than serious.

[xJustinHanx]

iono looks like a computer to me.

[Sc2ggrocks]

thats the point, computers dont micro. its a computer u were facing... wow...

[JJFZ3000]

@WarDemon282 Why didn't he send his siege tanks first.

[WarDemon282]

@JJFZ3000 How should I know?