Hoons to face big, ugly hairy men in jail

[missmarplestampon]

i was raped in jail but enjoyed it. so much i went back again again and again

[AngryAussie]

Hilarious

[CanaanSGl]

don't drop the soap

[AngryAussie]

That's good advice

[ScarlettKitsune]

That is absolutely the best and most hilarious thing that a judge could have possibly said in a court room!! XD

[AngryAussie]

I thought it was worth sharing

[smithythefierce]

i would rather die than hear that come out of the judges mouth!

[3aw77]

The police around my area still let hoons around here go.. every tuesday night about 30 cars zoom around like cowboys then go home to mum

[AngryAussie]

That sucks

[smithythefierce]

Thats fucking fantastic.

where do you live?

The whole of the sunshine coast must pay your town a visit.

[mafiouso]

they fine, take, cars, send to jail. but whats the point? see my illegal burnouts hoons video

[AngryAussie]

Shoot them in the head

[drunkskunk005]

I thought Aussies pronounced it, "arse" hole.

[AngryAussie]

I do.

[lunchboxaro]

ur a fucking idiot mate were u live u dum ugly fuck

[AngryAussie]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Only the most pathetic fucktard imaginable threatens people over the internet. Now everyone KNOWS you're a pathetic little tiny-cocked boy.

[lunchboxaro]

wtf man ur a idiot im not ugly and ive been prison its sucks in there but most of the blokes are good blokes playing cards swapping smokes just dont piss people off in there and respect them some are quite mad

[AngryAussie]

Grow the fuck up, nobody believes your pathetic lies little boy.

[DTGtoon]

Big, Ugly, Hairy truth, huh? I don't think I WANT to handle the truth. (What movie is that from? :P)

[AngryAussie]

The porn version of a Few Good Men?

[AussieHoon]

But it's not like he killed anyone <.<

Oh Yeah and I subscribed :D

[AngryAussie]

With the sort of stupidity this moron was guilty of, killing someone is only a matter of time.

[AussieHoon]

You have a point there..

Don't get me wrong, I'm a hoon myself, But I take it to the track :)

[AngryAussie]

Which is the responsible (and fun) thing to do!

[AussieHoon]

haha. exactly

[mumandtwins]

I would have to agree with the judge who would tell it like it is I wonder how many 19 year olds repeat offenders would take note of that

[AngryAussie]

Sadly, none because they don't think of consequences.

[mumandtwins]

even more reason why age of majority should be raised IMHO

[AngryAussie]

People don't suddenly get smarter a few years later.

[mumandtwins]

depends on the person I guess, if they don't kill themselves or others in the process I like to think there is hope

[inotcookie553]

Bubbas gonna make the hoons his bitch in cell block c tonight. Rofl.

[AngryAussie]

That's what the jusge is saying :)

[BIGALALIENGUITARIST]

lol bubba's gunna call him betsy tonight

[AngryAussie]

hahahahah yeah.

[tundijaan]

you are a retard... just proved it..

[AngryAussie]

No that pile of shit in your pants doesn't prove anything apart from the fact you are incontinent.

[000Caitlin000]

Hahaha i saw this on the news. Kid has such a baby face. I think the judge was too quick to assume he wouldn't like it though...he is a pretty major tool.

[AngryAussie]

He deserves a smacking about.

[vince38curious2]

Fucking Funny and TRUE>>>LOL

[AngryAussie]

A nasty truth for some.

[vince38curious2]

No one was stupid enough to try any of that shit with me when I was inside LOL they all knew not to fuck with me after the first wanker tried to show how tough he was (NOT) he lasted 30 seconds before he was on his ass LOL

[Daye04]

Hey ... Have you gotten a new intro? =O

He he .. Loved this video as allways =D

[AngryAussie]

Yep, I updated the intro :)

[BalooDumptruck]

i wouldn't allow another man rape me in jail, unless it was partner, or if the guy was nice, but still, so many std's and aids, god who knows if they took a shower

[BalooDumptruck]

i meant my partner, aww fuck it, ill do anything just to pass the time lol

[AngryAussie]

I don't think they ask permission.

[BalooDumptruck]

oh dear..........so im guessing random indivualials can just come up and start something, my...........im guessign theirs no point to leave jail, since people seal their fate in their

[BalooDumptruck]

yeah, so i totaly agree with what you said at the end with the descrpition

[helljumpper]

which brings us to our next point kids don't shoplift

[AngryAussie]

Good call.

[stuffnthat12]

i think the media is too quick to brand car enthusiasts hoons, take cruise for charity for example, they raised over $150,000 dollars for the star light foundation. but yes the few ruin it for the many, so i hope that bloke goes to gaol

[AngryAussie]

The only people who face court are people who get CAUGHT committing serious offences.

[dcbaker09]

Dont think the magistrate was suggesting that prison rape was better if the perp was attractive , sounds like something you made up to try to sound more interesting and so youd have something to yap about on youtube , your an angry dickhead , and this is you life.

[AngryAussie]

So what you're saying is you like being raped by ugly men?

[dcbaker09]

Hey if you want to see it that way be my guest. That conclusion is about as smart as the last diatribe you made public. good to see your a good sport though , confrontation is one of the spices of life hahaha.

[AngryAussie]

OK, so being raped by ugly men is your thing. That's cool I guess.

[TheChaser666]

i like the new angry news intro

[AngryAussie]

Me too!

[WILDBULL1984]

so what should become of hoons which are 60-70 years old? like the one busted last week?!?!

[AngryAussie]

Lose his car - exactly what happened to him. The law should treat all people the same regardless of age.

[u2theedge]

if i ever go to jail im wearing a chasity belt. or ill probably kill myself lol...

[AngryAussie]

Work on not going to jail.

[muskalise]

wow. the visual at the end was disgusting brilliant.

[AngryAussie]

That was the intention!

[abraxnos]

Reminds me of that ol`day in pentridge program which was a good idea!but a full sentence for such fools may cause more harm 2 all involved-that said taking cars away sounds most logical

[AngryAussie]

Repeat offenders don't leave many alternatives.

[fuzzball11001]

hoons and drink driver repeat offenders should maybe have to spend a few hours in a 'contact' room with these kind caring individuals. as always 5*. AA ftw :)

[abraxnos]

unless the hoons are also kiddie fiddlers,wife bashers/rapists or sitting on a pack of taylor made ciggaretts and not sharing im sure thell be fine in any Oz jail,Boob heads generally do scare the hell out of you square heads,so lets keep this realistic

[fuzzball11001]

my feelings about rock spiders aside, if you want to put these ppl in the bone yard, be my guest. i was merely suggesting that there might be a few bored inmates that would get a giggle out of scaring the shit out of a few of us so called square heads :)

[AngryAussie]

If they are young they will get arse fucked, as simple as that.

[AngryAussie]

It's hard to care about them when they clearly don't care about other people's lives.

[abraxnos]

oz jails are full of nasty suprises inc. forced poo burglers but the little mentioned rule of not shitting in a shared cell can cause untold hours of suffering :)

But I guess Youd consider youth to translate to weakness and higher sexual desirability,n inexperience?thus your flawed theory

[AngryAussie]

It isn't a fucking theory it's a fact. What makes you such a fucking expert on prisons? How many times have you been inside prison walls?

[twoplusoneisthree]

I love the "this is your arse hole, this is your arse hole in jail"

great stuff bud.

[AngryAussie]

You get told that once and you never forget!

[VortexNeurofunk]

LOL mate ur a nut

[AngryAussie]

You know it!

[CeciliaOfSweden]

Yay, finaly HD is working... And does everyone in jail have members big as a horses? You know what they say, the bigger, uglier, harier and stupid, the bigger the members.

[AngryAussie]

I don't want to find out!

[CeciliaOfSweden]

Come oooon ;) I know you wanna. I know you're just a liiiiittle bit curious, arent ya?

[AngryAussie]

hahahahahha you're wicked!

[sunairseven]

I am 28 years old and have exceeded the speed limit THOUSANDS OF TIMES so HA HA HA FUCKWITS.

WHATS THE BIG DEAL WITH CODY HEAP? JEEZ, I WOULD HAVE DONE MORE THAN HE HAS DONE IN TWO DAYS DRIVING.

[AngryAussie]

Then you're a pathetic tiny-cocked moron.

[robday991]

agreed

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[robday991]

you're welcome i say as i see

and what i saw was a reckless fucking moron who should take a look at his life in depth and see why he's so fucking stupid

it's these kinds of morons who've almost killed me and my friends anyway this vid made me that little bit more optimistic about my day so i thank you

[personage2007]

yeah some teens were speeding near me and um, they crashed, and the driver survived and all his mates got killed. all 4 of them!

I hope this happens to you, to the extent you wake up in your 50's and 60's and think "what did i do?". If you kill somebody I hope you feel threatened by the local community yuou reside in.

and btw - i fuck up hoon cars with exterior paint, cars you and your mates spend alot of money on. If they hoon against me that is ;)

[AngryAussie]

hahahah nice one!

[spadastunter]

personage2007: oi,

Just cause i have a hoon looking car and motorbike. Does that make me a hoon??

No, Some people like me. love machines. And no, im not the type to be doing burnouts and such around the streets.

Its normally the dumb ass uneducated dick heads that left school that are the hoons. Dont get them and people like me confused. We have class. They have shitty Vl's.

[AngryAussie]

Speeding in suburban streets makes someone a hoon - as I believe personage 2007 was quite explicit in pointing out.

[spadastunter]

Aussie, doesnt mean i am tho.

can u see what i mean.

Im 22 and have the " hoon " looks type car..

but i dont hoon.

lol

[AngryAussie]

Then it most certainly wasn't aimed at you.

[robday991]

take a look at you life you fucking moron

[TimzoZmile]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that judge is awsome!

but that got got clocked 70km over the limit, fricken dumb ass.

[AngryAussie]

I like the judge too

[abraxnos]

Thats why you spread this mandatory ass-fuck myth,why not just say the moral of the story ,kids is to be good!

[AngryAussie]

It isn't a myth. You clearly don't know anyone young who's been to jail.

[abraxnos]

way to propagate a urban myth that mostly aint true of jails in Oz,just acts as further detterant not to be bad-so listen up square-heads,that said

the crime dosent fit the time

[AngryAussie]

Said like someone who's never been inside a jail.

[Yakovich]

So what jail is that again?

[AngryAussie]

All of them!

[Soronthrel]

Very well put, both the judge's version and yours... although I think yours might do a lot more impact!

[AngryAussie]

Mine's more to the point

[dbzmaniac01]

nice vid lol love the saying at the end XD

[AngryAussie]

I've always remembered it

[attemptedphotography]

You never fail to make me laugh, but still feel ashamed of our world.

[AngryAussie]

That's the way life is :)

[zNelson24]

If I went in that kind of jail I would just pick a fight with the prisioners. One way I'll get solitary confinement, the other way I end up in a hospital (and not in the jail).

The juvinile court judge in my county is supposed to be like satan in his court room. He merely asks what do you like to do in school (rather it would be being on the football team, or driving around, amongst other things) and takes it! Thankfully Im not a delinquent.

Oh, and nice video quality by the way!

[AngryAussie]

Yes, I've worked out how to get the best quality from YT now.

[death1090]

hahaha thats a good one i liek the short one but the longer ones one of the best ive herd in a while lol

dont forget the Aryn sisterhood

[AngryAussie]

I like to provide variety.

[OMGSEASALT]

I doubt he would learn his lesson, I mean the next judge he rocks up to will probably say something similar and then send the prick out with no convection(sp).

[sunairseven]

Why should he? After all, no road rules publication in any state has ever been lawfully enacted.

Speeding is only a small road toll contributor which the so - called authorities are wasting our tax payers money on. The road toll WENT WAY UP, speeding fines WERE WAY DOWN this 2008/2009 holiday season compared to 2007/2008.

[AngryAussie]

For young drivers it's a MAJOR contributor

[AngryAussie]

I suspect he's gonna hafta learn the hard way

[illusions23]

Do you do stand up comedy? you would be good I reckon.

[AngryAussie]

Stand up comedy is so 20th century ;)

[Loves2scooge]

lol nice shirt and i like the before and after part good job keep it up aussie!

[AngryAussie]

I plan to!

[bostoned51]

asshole before and after jail lol

[AngryAussie]

It's the truth!

[sajasio]

pretty nice new intro

[AngryAussie]

It was overdue for an update

[ohcalcutta81]

Hahahaha. I love that. It reminds me of the "you'll think you've been fucked by a train!" quote from the Shawshank Redemption.

[AngryAussie]

That's a colourful way to put it too!

[trapper9998]

My car lobby is going to support tougher hoon laws for actual hoons so hopefully more of the ones giving the rest of us a bad name will find out that lovely statement at the end

[AngryAussie]

Exactly. Nobody should defend idiot who race etc. on suburban roads.

[Gigolo8]

G'day Max!

[PrincessDiana161]

I have a plan to go to your house and steal all your awesome shirts... there is no stopping me, I am on a mission!

[SatchmoBevins]

I'm up for that. Would you like some help? 8-D

[PrincessDiana161]

Ok we'll split the loot 50/50

[SatchmoBevins]

Deal!

Look out, Angry, here we come!!

Bwahahaaaaa....

[AngryAussie]

If you promise to rip them from my body you can have them ;)

[PrincessDiana161]

I don't wanna rip them ya mook! Can I gently remove them? :)

[AngryAussie]

ooo, now I'm interested!

[blackeyedhippy]

youch.

poor hoons.

[AngryAussie]

They get what they deserve.

[SwEeTxxOLiViA]

ahahaha!

[cybot96]

Haha, I love the second quote!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[MonchiP1]

Lmao

:D

[Doomedlight]

O.o I really I never break the law now! XD

[AngryAussie]

You shouldn't!

[mysticraven07]

Sounds like that guy knows what he is talking about.

[AngryAussie]

He speaks the truth

[NinjaRaider2]

Sounds like a fun judge.

[AngryAussie]

A straight talker

[paladinvash]

Lawl this made me laugh so hard X3

jail rape is terrible poor pretty boys going to jail don't stand a chance.

I myself Am gay And I would hate to go to prison i'd be thoughs gang rapeing mutha fuckas prime target.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, it isn't fun no matter what your persuasion

[MrAnders0n2]

That intro is so bad-ass every time I see it. Damn.

[AngryAussie]

This is an updated version!

[Gigolo8]

IT's nice that the Magistrate even thinks of giving something to the Big Ugly Hairy Men at this season of giving - don't you think so A?

5* Shared

[AngryAussie]

He cares about big ugly hairy men!

[Gigolo8]

Everyone deserves a little Care..........

[Huzzah89]

donr drop the soap. haha

[AngryAussie]

Definitely not

[themadmanshow1]

WOW!! now that's shockingly surprising. talking about big fat hairy men in jail now that's good to know.

[AngryAussie]

You don't want to end up there

[KaneFails]

His name sounds too much like Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, probably the worst one of all time.

Still, Maloney is awesome for telling it like it is.

[AngryAussie]

He sure does!

[LikaLaruku]

lol, the majistrate stole my line.

[AngryAussie]

It's a good line

[CASEDILLA]

Haha, your shirt.

[AngryAussie]

Glad you like it

[SlappyThePenguin]

What really pissed me off was the picture of the little fucknuckle leaving court, giving a double thumbs up & a massive smile on his face. It would seem everything the Judge said went in one ear & out the other.

I hope he does re-offend & he gets the old barbed wire & PVC pipe treatment from his fellow inmates. In case you're not up with Prison Justice: Insert PVC piping in ass, insert barbed wire through pipe, remove pipe then vigorously remove barbed wire. That'll leave a lasting impression.

[Psychokitten67]

@ SlappyThePenguin

Call it limited vocabulary, if you will, but all i can say to that is OW!!

[AngryAussie]

This one sounds too stupid to learn

[aaronbig1]

funny as fuck.

is that judge Australia?

[AngryAussie]

Oh yeah

[angsno1]

Perhaps this hoon may reflect on this as a possible future option and wise up, otherwise it seems to be common knowledge that this is a current state of affairs in the prison system. Also it doesn't just happen to men.

[AngryAussie]

He's probably too stupid to take the advice

[SmartmanChris]

Actually, the threat of rape in prison is a poor reflection on the state of security within prisons. I think it is actually extremely poor that it appears to now be expressed as additional "punishment" that can be expected to happen to inmates.

[AngryAussie]

It's a home truth people should realise.

[kaybolin]

eh now in days they put stuff in the jail food that makes it so u cant get hard. the laws already passed in 13 states and all the jails in those states are doing it. so it the new guys who havent ate the food yet that u have to worry about lol. but they still finger rape u i suppose. better than getting a huge load in u i guess.

[AngryAussie]

No such thing.

[mercymile]

I know you have your address on the side bar for hate mail... but can I send you non-hate mail? I like ya to much to hate you, lol. That and my 13 month old son loves your theme song, he bounces to it, lol.

[AngryAussie]

Um yeah, you can send non-hate mail ;)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[GreenFox59]

I wonder if the kid learn his lesson?

[AngryAussie]

Probably not

[lidoolsakura]

u would know ;)

[AngryAussie]

I just listen to the judge ;)

[Wormdei]

Although prison rape is a serious issue, I've got to say, when dealing with young hoon dickheads who's actions could cause other serious issues like death and hospitalisation to others, this gave me a giggle.

[AngryAussie]

He needs to be woken up

[nincuca]

lol like your t-shirt