Freakazoid Uranus best joke ever!!

[adrian21jones]

They should make a Freakazoid film! He sounds like Will Ferrell and he'd be a perfect person to play him!!

[sunnygrace57]

So apparently you CAN put a finger on Uranus.

[LordManda2]

EDI: really, commander?

Shepard: DO IT!

*sends probe* probing uranus >_>

[VictoryFire88]

Wyf? So simple and yet it's hilarious.

[LittleSpookyGirl15]

That's Uranus!

[masker40]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[95A1140]

Out of all the planets he had to point out uranus lol!

[Amelia1740]

EPIC!

[tharailwaydra]

ATTACK OF THE CRABZOIDS FROM PLANET URANUS!

X'p

[AnonymousDiv0]

Don't say it, Bradley!

[boardperson123]

subtle...

[RaycxellTorres]

Years later:

Ohhhhhh now i get it XD

[kNIGHTWINGFANXII]

@MrFoxInc nah im talkin bout bakugan pokemon was good well the first generation and some of the second

[Khaenz]

THAT'S YOUR ANUS! :D

[jaderoseofchaos]

@Khaenz ZOMFG IT IS?!?

[SLYSMILESALOT]

WHAT ARE YOU ? 6 YRS OLD.BEST JOKE EVER? THE BEST JOKE EVER IS HIDDEN IN A SECRET VAULT BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING !!I THOUGHT EVERONE KNEW THAT!!

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

@SLYSMILESALOT Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! That's the funniest joke in the world. You might also be interested in "Nothing But Gingerbread Left", which may be what inspired the Monty Python sketch to begin with.

[durielsdb]

wow.... the subtlety of that joke.. its mind-boggling.

[Edu2503]

The funnisest thing about this is that they get away with it. The fucking FCC can do nothing about it.

[saintmaster22]

thank god that giant sperm wasnt aming to my anus

[XXJakXXX]

@saintmaster22 way to put it so blunt lol

[Switchfire89]

your anus :D

[chaos0987654321]

thats it alright

[wadleman]

press 8 for shuranus

[ShamanicRocker]

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS GUY

WTH ? HE'S AWESOME, WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY OF IT ?

ALL I SEEM TO REMEMBER IS THE WAY HE LOOKS

...

GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK TONIGHT

[Xenonthehedgehog8]

SOmeone should try this with Canada and America. xD

[Drummaniac17]

Candlejack is like... the worst meme ever.

SEE, I DIDN'T DISAPPEAR! It's old. Really old. It kills /x/. You're bad and you should feel bad.

inb4 umad

[enorma29]

It's funny because he jumps out of nowhere to point out an unrelated, random fact, and also because "uranus" is phonetically similar to "your anus".

[iamonlinehero]

@enorma29

Well, it's funny, because we can see uranus in the video!

[halofanteam]

That's UrAnus!

*gets a like*

[TheGunboat]

Goodnight, everybody!

[softwhere07]

rotfl.

[neoman289151]

That's so random! o.o

*watches it again* HOLY SHIT!!

[WillisDCade]

LOL the only planet outta all thos planets he mentions uranus man what a funny show

[SirPreyasThe619]

hahaahahahahaahaha

[LordTalron]

i had to watch it twice... but i shat bricks when i saw it xD

[kNIGHTWINGFANXII]

They need good old shows on cartoon network not some magical monster balls bullshit

[MrFoxInc]

@kNIGHTWINGFANXII

You talkin' bout Pokémon, bro?

[jesse41993]

@kNIGHTWINGFANXII oMG how? dar u isalt pokemanZ! I hop u get rap bi a wale!

[reversecolin1256788]

@jesse41993 DUDE ENLISH oh someing you type like a fucking invalid

[jesse41993]

@reversecolin1256788 Do not worry. I was just joking making fun of those insane people who take offense to that stuff.

[TifgoCS2]

@MinecraftWhiskered Yes, I'm childish.

[RandomLords]

this has been a WB Special Report...on Uranus.

[jackofblades94]

next time? urface

[horaciosi]

Next time, Freakazoid will go to Mianus.

[RainbowDash45]

69 people are headed for uranus

[Edude127]

press 8 repeatedly for him to say it's uranus

[ShadowDarkness51]

I just love how he pops out of nowhere just to tell you it's uranus

[zaiy]

theoretically its not pronounced like that. but yes...old child jokes. haha

[GrowingObsession]

REALLY? :O

[KiyokaMakibi]

*cracks up*

[skellington15]

*looks at screen with an awkward look*

*blows a kiss*

Goodnight, everybody!

[CyclopsPL]

Animaniacs already made Uranus joke. I thing creators of both shows have issues :D

[TGamer43]

@CyclopsPL both shows are made from the same guy

[Keiferm1]

@CyclopsPL Same Creator: Steven Spielberg made them both.

[RancidGravy]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffft Bwahahahahaha

[BriannaDawnc]

hmmm....if Uranus was able to hold life, and they're was intelligent life living on it. I wonder what the humble people of Uranus would be called.

[ArcaneArts]

@BriannaDawnc Our-anuses, clearly.

[dethklok745]

*Gasp* Has he been spying on me in the shower?! :O

[MrNauran]

This joke symbolizes the greatness of '90s cartoons.

[aczom2]

@sourcreamphsyco128 don't forget that Uranusis surrounded by gas. yep, toxic to anyone near it. by it i mean Uranus.

[sourcreampsycho128]

Wow, Uranus sure is big. REALLY big! Huge, one might say. Yep, Uranus is huge.

[DaVince21]

Ahh, I love the jokes that somehow make the cross-over from Animaniacs.

[Kidz24]

LMAO, I guess those other planets in the solar system were not worth mentioning huh? ahahahaha

[Rockerbro3371]

Freakazoid: That's Uranus

Me: No that's a planet or else I'd be dead

[eleventhousandfour]

Hahahaha, god I loved this show. I actually remember seeing this as a kid, when I was still too young to know exactly what it meant, but I knew there was something funny about that word so I giggled a little.

[Faiz1990]

@MinecraftWhiskered You wanna know what makes it funny. It's that it comes out of nowhere, not because it's another Uranus joke. I stopped laughing at those years ago, but its the surprise of it that makes me laugh so hard at it

[OozlesTheSlime]

That's my what now?

[TheCoyotech]

HIs face is just priceless. :)

[sohadowswordsman]

Freakazoid is so blunt about my anus.

[packersfan117]

@sohadowswordsman that's not the only blunt thing hanging about your anus, is it mate? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeeeeze*HAHAH­AHAHA sorry I just had to

[TNstarcraft]

Tbh, the joke isn't that funny. But the people getting upset about how it's "wrong" are blatantly retarded.

[kazzak594]

this reminds me of the mass effect 2 easter egg *gotta watch/play it to know*

[inuyasha103190]

@MinecraftWhiskered I'm sorry that you were raped throughout your childhood. :(

[thedarkoneGORL]

XD

[ZettaOzenDayoh]

@MinecraftWhiskered do I have to remind you that THIS IS ACTUALLY A KID SHOW?! ¬¬



[Fiendir]

@ZettaOzenDayoh Do I appear to, as the saying goes, give a fuck about the target audience for this show? No. And it's kind of obvious you aren't older than maybe 12, so uh, joke's on you. Or something.

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

@MinecraftWhiskered Maybe we laugh at this because we have a sense of humor?

[Luisin88]

and this is why freakazoid got banned

[metaXzero]

@Luisin88

It wasn't banned. It was canceled for poor ratings when it first started.

Please don't spread lies.

[thegamingfreak]

wow



[footballninja123]

XD i can't stop laughing

[CHINTASTICQuesadilla]

I laugh sooo hard it hurt

[DemonHell911]

-.- thought he was goin say something like

Now entering Uranus

[FieldswordShinobi]

Anybody think that space ship looked like Captain Brannagan's from Futurama?

[DJCandyPink]

wow to funny

[majinish]

a short line yet freakin hilarious.

[Mysterbyg]

Just keep pressing 8

[Biosaiyan]

thats ur anus

[mikerscope]

in light of all the silly jokes, Scientist are going to rename it to Urectum

[Boyney]

God knows how they got away with this.. Its classic!

[complex9999]

Awesome X-)

[Teapawts]

This is from a real quiz show-

What are the planets named after?

Hm.....Venus is named after the Godess of Love...but I can't quite put a finger on

Uranus.... :|

XD

[SilentBlues23]

@Teapawts BEST URANUS JOKE EVER!!!!

[Teapawts]

@SilentBlues23 ikr.

[racsacjac]

Doh I knew I felt a draft lol

[ZettyZetZet]

Uranus is located in the galaxy of Urectum.

[hirokisa234]

lol

[BoogsterSU2]

Wait, I thought Uranus changed to Urectum!

[spoogeling]

Candlejack showed me ura

[WillyTung]

That ship looks like a sperm... headed for uranus.

[Dj0rel]

Freakazoid. The only superhero that can show you Uranus.

[chocolateeatsyou]

@Dj0rel supervillain

[chafaironman123]

a-haaa i get the joke on the top comments!

[niwa43]

Are you serious?!

[RedusSeptimus]

Who started that damn candle jack nonsense anyw

[Thunderbender18]

Shut up with the Candle Jack stuff. It's not funny and it doesn't make sense. That never even happened in the show, no one was ever cut off mid sentence, they said candle jac and then a while later he would show up. So cutting your self off mid sentence, pretending Candle Jack got you doesn't make any sen

[arcanineryu]

wow, i never knew the joy of the candle jack meme until

[justinliauw]

64 people don't have Theiranus

[CurseCreep]

So thats were the joke is from

[TheloniousKeys781]

@CurseCreep No it's not... it can't be. The uranus pun was always obvious.

[alsharpton666]

just a random thought, i'm pretty sure the background music is based  on gustav holst's uranus piece, or neptune... no joke

[MrKillspawn]

thanks for pointing it out Freakazoid

[jawsTeh]

Lol this is hillarious! he should tell that one to candle ja

[Dante9377]

@jawsTeh your suposed to spell out candle jack then tra

[jawsTeh]

@Dante9377 my Mistake. I'll remember that next time I say Candle Jack. Btw, what were you trying to s

[Dante9377]

@jawsTeh trail off, but i beat up candle jack an

[jawsTeh]

@Dante9377 I seriously doubt you were able to defeat Candle Jack, isnt he a Gho

[maduraelknockout]

@jawsTeh You serously need to stop doing Candle Jack jokes, they're not fu

[jawsTeh]

@maduraelknockout but your the one replying with a candle jack com

[GregTheLion]

I need help. I can't stop looking at Uranus! XD

[rcha1982]

Uranass!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!

[ThePitofSidLord]

Oh, and the spaceship looks like a sperm with than engine trail!

[somesillynoob]

candlejack

[arandomperson3]

THAT was random!

[explorer47422]

The candlejack scene 'I'm gonna need more rope!' was better, in fac...

[HopefulOTaKu]

@explorer47422 HAHA XDDD I love you for that comment lol

[Noirwhisperwind]

I cant stop pressing 8 XD

[Teslaindustries]

ah back when cartoon network had good shows lol

[SailorV1234]

goodnight everybody

[Jk981206]

Notice that his finger's on it...

[kertalosataure]

It's a gas!

[jhaydeeboiy06]

"Thats ur Anus" XD

[doarner]

eww man, take your finger off Uranus!

[Heusdur]

Educational programs this days.....hahaha xD!!!!

[sublimepenguin47]

They recently changed the name of Uranus-its now called Urectum.

[metroid124]

@sublimepenguin47 Futurama win.

[larchex]

Well, His finger is on the planet behind Saturn...... lol

[Homeomackus]

Ummmmmmmm...

No it's not...

[DasHinchen]

lol I can remember NOT getting this joke because it only works in english. :D

[IgnacioCerezoOliva]

@DasHinchen that´s right mi amigo, mi no entender spanglish...

[roccaday]

i dont get it...

[DasHinchen]

@roccaday Say it a few times... That's Uranus. That's Ur anus. That's your Anus. ......... ka-ching! :D

[Rave7557]

This just in, Uranus is actually a planet!

[DgenerationX211]

press 8 over and over

[jomthr33]

@DgenerationX211  ??

[linkranger2008]

hahahaha

[nojofoyo]

I wonder if Candlejack has ever been to ura

[Ryan92Ex]

>: { (

[electroenzo]

I C WAT U DID THAR

[TheGreatBman9]

My ass isn't that big....

[Kaiser00Wilhelm]

It's been a while, so I can't really remember, but just what the hell is Freakazoid supposed to be? Is he like an alien, or a superhero, or some sort of zombie-Frankenstein thing with a genetic disorder? Dude, I don't even...

[DrD0000M]

@Kaiser00Wilhelm He's an economist. He wrote "Freakanomics." They all look a little odd.

[Kaiser00Wilhelm]

@DrD0000M Dude that makes so much sense, I don't even know!

[pumpkinheadjack9]

@Kaiser00Wilhelm He's a Freakazoid. That's really all you need to know. =3

[VmKid]

Press "8" key for endless fun. "s'Uranus!"

[TheScottishHeavy]

No Freakazoid, that is not my anus.

That is a planet.

I SHOULD KNOW.

[baggedyman]

Ok guys. Since everyone has been immature about it. Scientists have changed the name. It is now called Urectum.

[Benstudio13]

@baggedyman Futurama!

[baggedyman]

@Benstudio13 I love that show.

[crazzer123]

@baggedyman futurama :D

[UntitledHome]

The capital of Uranus is Mianus.

[Kwaiibunneh]

@UntitledHome Is their biggest city called Heranus?

[salsathemonkey22]

@UntitledHome jackass?



[enes1324]

@UntitledHome *Troll faic* =D

[HyperVoldo]

it was actually pronounced 'ur-an-us' but you americans cannibalized it :p

[sheiks65]

@HyperVoldo americans tend to do that but its funny no matter what way you pernounce it

[Shogunelite]

@HyperVoldo and we love ourselves for it MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[OtakuJuanma2]

YOUR ANUS?

[nikodem123asdf]

YOUR ANUS !?!?

[zhetya]

the scientist must be real horny when they name "UR ANUS"

[tinynicktune]

@zhetya

Heh, well, they're scientists; they probably only knew about science facts and old gods' names when they named the planet, and didn't realize about the very obvious pun until it was too late.

[TheFallyLor]

wtf

[SirFargo]

Haha aw. This brings me back. Kid shows was so much better when i was young then it is today.

[TheMrTangamandapio]

@Luignik A little late for a response but, you DO realize YouTube generates almost no profit, and ever since Google bought it, they have lost money? And not just some change, I mean millions of dollars just to keep this site running for the mere purpose of entertaining. If they need to set up Adds just to get by, I say "so be it".

And instead of whining like everyone does, get an Add Blocker and be done with it. Really.

[Fanatator]

That's your... anus?

[cj101094]

Hah.