Pitch White - "Emo Bitches"

[mbm13213]

emo is spooky

[neeshirey]

My apologies, Justin Bieber owes his distinctive hair style to you. Congratulations! Talk about creepy!

[neeshirey]

Couldn't they find girls without bruises all over their legs?

[neeshirey]

Terrific. A Marilyn Manson wannabe with Justin Beiber hair and the hugest nose I've ever seen. Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to have nightmares

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey If it weren't for censorship, I would have revealed the other hugest thing you've ever seen. Big ups playa.

[neeshirey]

All that Justin Bieber hair couldn't cover his GIANT nose!

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey According to wikipedia "Bieber was discovered in 2008 by Scooter Braun who happened to come across Bieber's videos on YouTube." My masterpiece dropped in 2007, so hop on over to his page and tell him he jacked Pitch White's ethereal locks. P.S. He calls me on the daily, thanking me for making his career and he thanks you for knowing so much about him (but you should stop tweeting him so often; he's getting kinda creeped out).

[Godofwar555]

Idk what it is but this beat is fuckin catchy. I remember when this fool had a myspace.

[BurnCinderFury]

this video is my ex's life story

[meborez]

i want the black haired girl on the bed with the headphones

[Unholyfuture010]

wow this video fucking fails.. jeeze i can't believe i was dooped into watching this shit

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@Unholyfuture010 Thanks for being dooped sucka. The video is four years old and fools are still watching it. Put me on legend status son.

[neeshirey]

@TheRealPitchWhite I found this video while looking up the mixed metaphor "pitch white." A half-wit truck driver who works for me once used the phrase to describe a snow storm. I Googled it to see if any other idiots out there think "pitch" means "extremely." Congratulations again.

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey A few definitions for you to ponder since we're being so literal:

"Pitch" (noun) the relative level, intensity, or extent of some quality or state.

"Pun" (noun) the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications; a play on words.

"Satire" (noun) the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

"Naive" (adj) lacking developed powers of analysis, reasoning, or criticism.

[JaliSuxX]

dude these are scene bitches.

[dannigoeswallabys]

Haha this is an anthem for the ones at my school!

[TheAbbieEdwards]

ok not the best to start singing in church

[JaliSuxX]

3:03 wtf?!

[yeabudie745]

@JaliSuxX Starin out your window

[PimperJen27]

@fourloko98 .. You like it in the ass . :p

[fourloko98]

@PimperJen27 i do i really do and jenna my fetus is inside you

[fourloko98]

i love this fuckin songg

[emoXicecreamXcone]

He wishes he could get an "emo bitch"

[quickrazorblade]

the stupid hand thing dont work...:(

i've had experence....

[santasl]

Isn't the drummer is the guy from Makezine? Just wondering...

[Curlyfries817101]

lol...what...the...fuck

[EMOHate1000]

A badly Techno Version from "Mickey Avalon"! a Bad Copy from the "Mickey" Style!!!!!!!!

[fourloko98]

@EMOHate1000 stfu hes fuckin sexy ya dumb cuntbag

[fourloko98]

@EMOHate1000 ahahahahah your soo fuckin wrong i love mikey but hes nuttin like him ight

[EMOHate1000]

A badly Techno Version from "Mickey Avalon"! Your Copy Man,

Fuck you Motherfucker!!!!!!!!

[bloodxshedx]

hahahahaha this shit is hilarious

xD

[prutubedotcom]

this video makes me smile (:

[nativegangsta1313]

rofl tru xD

[yeabudie745]

ROFL! LOVE THIS!

[joojicf]

i loove this! xD  Emo bitchezz! :D

[buujack]

stupid

just like all emos in this world

[VivXD]

the chick in the bikini is fucking hot : D

[xwannabeetinkerbellx]

@VivXD agreed

[HeyLoliGirl]

Great fucking song

[markusisdumm]

hahaha, i love his move on 0:23 ;D

[HardwarexD]

:D Cool : )

[wiirockband]

lol dirty butts :O

[deathmindwhite]

ist truuee xD

[TheSepline]

the dude looks pretty cool

[FitzyToLaktail]

WTF!! Death Cab for Cutie is sooo not emo!!

[VivXD]

who cares?xD

[missemilysmith]

"Love of mine, someday you will DIE, but I'll be close behind, I'll follow you into the dark." That's pretty fuckin' emo if you ask me.

[killthesilence09]

LOL! best song XD HAHA

[Symphonia456]

Real Talk Dude Real Talk

Thumbs up ;P

[finny44]

nadine crocker the girl in the video is a huge fucking skank hahahahahahh dirty bitch fucked her 2 years ago hahahahahahahahah

[rapyoungthugrap]

great great song....CHECK MINE.....youngthug-emo bitches.........youngthug-the life way

[MaCzzang]

the guy looks gay .. but he dose have a point LOOL EMOs SUCK ASS

[Smilesgo4miles123]

This is funny shit but still your making fun of them dude thats just mean LEAVE THEM ALONEEEEEEEE (:

[iwatchvideos918]

The girl on the bed looks like Lindsay Lohan lol!

[EmoKunoichi9351]

Dude....none of these girls in the vid are even close to being emo. xD

they're just trailer park skanks.

[bonkaiblamo]

i agree emo chick arent usualy sluts any ways my only emo girlfriend ever was a walking, talking

(to much) cockblock...

[kan93]

@EmoKunoichi9351 100% right lol not even 1 of these girls r emo

[thelittletiger1991]

dude that guy looks like michal jackson

[tinymanisking]

spam!!!!!!  love it'zzz it soo kewl fuck

[xxxhottopic96xxx]

hes hot

[TheChosenLeader]

who is the hot chick on the bed

[blainepeyton18]

she is isint she lol

[LevySid]

This would've been funny if was an actual emo song being sampled and not PS.

[RyszardoGuareiro]

Zajebiste :D

[xRinsletxWalkerx]

what was the original artist who made that song used for this clip i cant remember and i really want to hear it again

[SiaLily]

It's Such Great Heights by The Postal Service

[poopstainsnsuch]

i really feel like pulling my pork right now!!! this robotic voice is getting me off!!! not the dude voice cause he's gay but the playback voice.. oooohhhhh yeeeeahhh

[psyhless]

so true

[punkguitarist57]

so so true

[Meskeeuuuh]

Fall out boy isnt emo!!!

[punkguitarist57]

Are you serious..?

[Meskeeuuuh]

yes!!!

[JP82542]

Fall out Boy is totally fucking emo

[Meskeeuuuh]

why should fob be emo????

[kahlil5294]

THEY ARE FAGS!

[CrazyBroken]

what a crap ..??? xD

and the girl doenst look emeo wtf shes fuckin hot

[Aracnah]

is he gay?Oo

[PIMPLExTHING]

=| wuuuw

XD

[TheOfficialJesseHolt]

lmfao funny

[fubina7]

muahhaahhahahah

so meeeean but funny.

sorry what does he say at 1:20 "receivin' connor....????"

[Melaisis]

Connor's wad?

Reference to Bright Eyes.

[eresmibellatraicion]

this is too funny

[LordSaber]

Good God, look at all the pseudo-intellectuals congregating here at this video. It's just a parody children, no need to waste your time and get your panties worked up in a bunch over the definitions of words and such.

I mean, I could point out that "TheRealPitchWhite" misspelled nonsense, but that would be a waste of time wouldn't it?

[TheRealPitchWhite]

I'm glad an actual intellectual like LordSaber pointed out that the comments were also parodies. Oh wait.

Thanks for the spell check. Teaching/learning is never a waste of time. As you clearly lord over all of us you should know that. Keep up the good work.

[blainepeyton18]

so do you like the song

[LordSaber]

Sure.

[blainepeyton18]

funniest vid ever!!! lol

[blainepeyton18]

thinking they are still a virgin tho they take it in the ass!!!!

[TheRealPitchWhite]

Without inducing a stroke, picture in your mind a bog. I'll give you a hand: moist, tepid, pungent, and ripe with insect larvae. When a female lays eyes upon my ethereal visage, her undercarriage becomes all of these things. You see, when a woman becomes sexually aroused, which is always the case when I am present or even thought of, her vagina (or "stinkpot" if you will) lubricates itself in anticipation of accepting my impending wang, thus creating an environment similar to a bog. Got it?

[TheRealPitchWhite]

Sorry it took 3 comments to answer. Though hubris and vainglory are my specialty, I don't sit around watching my own video all day waiting for kids to reach-aroundlessly rape the English language with their comments; pecking away at a jizz/cheeto glazed keyboard like a dog desperately pawing for a rogue cat turd that's rolled its way under the couch, just out of reach -i.e. you want to be clever, but alas lack the cerebral gumption. Nay, I have better things to do...like bogging girls' panties!

[TheRealPitchWhite]

...I think in the scheme of things, the noun form of squirt is more apt to this whole discussion in that Webster's defines it as "an impudent youngster." Go ahead and look up "impudent" as well (we'll wait); it'll be like looking in a mirror. PS, your assumptions about the bog innuendo were basically correct so the fact that you knew but didn't get the humour means you have no right to be voicing your opinion in any public setting ever. So run along and change your myspace page to private.

[bigveronica69]

u know alot about skeet

r u gay?

[McZabijuTvouMamu]

What? So after three comments, I might choose again, if it means, she's masterbating with drawers on, or just getting wet. Maybe both. OH my GOD.

P.S. Thank you for your SKEET definition. I would not scold you for that, if I got answered my FIRST question.

[TheRealPitchWhite]

Actually, McNonesense, as I am a seasoned veteran of the rap game I can assure that the etymology of "skeet" has absolutely nothing to do with squirting so again, like always, you're wrong. You're welcome (though). In the rap glossary its a play on the sport of shooting skeet, therefore in referenced syntax "skeet" is to shoot one's load... much like you shot yours long before you thought out any of your comments.

[McZabijuTvouMamu]

So bogging her panties means that she's sinking her panties in the wet of her pussy or what?

How can someone sing a song with word that doesn't mean shit or nobody here can help me here.

[TightSquad]

Bogs are wetlands. Hence the term "bogging" (which cheekily changes the noun to a verb) would imply that the female in question is becoming wet.

Sometimes rap-artists will invent terms to make what they are describing more colorful and evocative (i.e. Li'l Jon and the Eastside Boyz utilizing the term "skeet" to describe their ejaculatory techniques). This shouldn't be greeted with confused derision, but with acceptance and excitement at the creative expansion of our shared lexicon.

Idiot.

[McZabijuTvouMamu]

thank you, but actually skeet is like squirt, so there is no difference, thank you though

[Tipsy777Star]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what a loser music xD

i cant belive omg xDDDD

faggot band lol ..... hillbilly kids

[McZabijuTvouMamu]

Hey what's boggin? Boggin her panties, maybe I'm from NY, but I've never heard this word?

Bogging her panties

[AAdisek]

pyčo!!!!!nejlepcie!!!!:D:D:D

[her243]

Well, I dont do Crack. Im not 12 im 15 and you are UBER imature!

I used to be just like you, I look back at myself now and im like "wow! I was pathetic back then. What a poser!"

dont even bother replying because you arnt going to take up anymore of my time and I wil not reply.

^.^

[her243]

LAWL!

just because you dont get any :D

how old are you anyway ? like 12 ??

go cut yourself :D

^.^

[Gamze26]

Hmm ja

die weiber auf den vidos sind

keine emo`s oder so

das sind einfach schlampen die sie gehollt

haben einfach lächerlich

[Schokomausiiiii14]

ja schon gä!

haha die sin echt einfach nur solche billigen bitches. und sicherlich keine emos.

[her243]

your a fucking idiot it dosent matter if your prep, emo, skater or whatever. You can still be a slut. so fuck you and your shitty music!

^.^

[Natiibo0p]

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

:'D

[kriberkriksis]

lol . ...

[Gamze26]

Lol

witzig xD

mit dem assssss xD

[NaturalBornKilaz]

LMFAO

[axelowns1337]

lol like to cry and fuck alot i rlly hate emos

[YOUMADEMESWEAR]

I adore this song ;D

[C377PhoneVideo]

HAHHHAAA!! 1min 50sec~~~~~

[pandayea1]

EMO BITCHES!!!

[sciath]

what the fuck is he wearing at 1:50

[dragonfang274]

emo haters

[kindkrank]

this guy so reminds me of mickey avalon!

love this song haha emos are so real and true!

[donradice]

non mai cé a chier

[AmbushPadd1ngt0n]

I LOVE Emo Bitches because they are exactly as this song describes. BRILLIANT fucking work of art I LOVE this. My daughter and I both cannot stop laughing over the reality in this. And the whole zapping Hello Kitty into a can of Coors is GREAT even though I prefer Miller Lite. I don't know why emo kids drink PBR anyhow. That shit's nasty.

[demonlordchaos122388]

haha nice song you got there like you look like an emo your self then you fuck up with emo oh common may you made this song coz you envy fall out boys and emo bands hahaha

[XxJesseXdrummerxX]

haha its true

[Narsaarf]

ye they will be gone.. i mean we hade this little problem a year or so then it died out now it is only a few left and most of them in the usual countries that get every trend a cpl of years later

[spanguole007]

Impresive :D

[GUTTGrinder]

METAL FTW!

[orasis]

I don't get it.. why are they playing guitars? There are no electric guitars in this song! This song is a rap song wtf.

[dividado]

lol heard of a bass guitar?

[reppinrussians]

lol, i belive this to be true for MOST people.

then again, were i am, the preps are considerd sluts.

ace song :D

[wykisz]

Yeah, that is kinda true, but after creating a song, LEARN WHAT THE FUCK AN EMO IS! It says panic at the disco and my chemical romance on the tags, you are such an idiot, REAL emo's don't listen to crap like that, real emo's dont look shitty aswell. So learn, what the hell an emo is, or go fuck your self.

[Narsaarf]

yea accept theese days emos onfortunely spend their time destroying goth- punks and metalls reputation and since they got boroed with that they started to destroy their own reputation to.. but no whorries 2010 noone remembers what a emo is accept the ones who grew upp

[AussieJustin07]

2010.. u think in 2 years it will be gone LOL ur fucking got no ideA

[xDARLINGimPHRESHx]

emo girls are sluts and idiots haha.

but emo boys are fine with me <33

[PunkyKitty16]

I luv this song. so true...

[whitemage761]

lol

[emgduncanman]

tapping the rockies, coors light, every single night!!! ha. give that bitch the shocker!!!

[SkullxKillerin]

succz ö.Ö

[ninjahua]

this is so true

[AustinCE]

hm he has a very good point. Im 17 and loosley acquainted with really faggty emo guys my age and the only way they get any is buy fucking the emo 13yr old girls/boys in jr. high (<- being serious)

[soperra]

SO TRUE!!

[jenn16z]

i agree with this song...totally true!llolXD

[lestatbinos]

thes song is great yes i love this song

xD

[razvanspeedy]

GOD I love this song =)) ROfl Is so true ;) Nice Job P.W.

[herzkasper01]

the original song is by postal service-such great hights.

xD

[coconutshank]

Lmfao!!! great song..would be an even greater ringtone.5/5

[GiveMeAName1234]

haha this is joke

[Oniboni]

Fucking great song!

[Nerdlord12]

I love this :D

[hiddenkillers]

HAHAHAHAHA i like it^^ but this is punk making fun of emos-.-

[georgeink]

is that bad? XD

[asniekadanepamirsiu]

i dont agree whit this song, but i like it..

[GMSpectre]

Adam and Andrew did it better.

[forgotter]

the is emo/punk or what??

[perleifbertil]

This song is awesome!

[mattnewb]

hey chriss wells you cease to amaze me

wendys my buds aunt

she wont shut about you and her trip to la -.-

[Divian84]

craaab that girl on bed is cute

[imANoreo]

i love this song. and dude your cute. and i love this song. and people dont take it so seriously. damn.

[crakhadshizzakizza]

emo girls arent sluts theyre cute(not all) i just like the music the lyrics are shit

[Boobtuber6]

I liked the song they ripped for that too...

[ConnieConboy]

umm theyre hawt? soo.. ;p

[xxxsickheartsxxx]

lol.i must of fell out of my chair five times laughing so hard!

[Owamba]

killer!!! I love this song

[bluesummer25]

Fuck what you all guys said!!

This song is in The ZONE!!!

[HollysHideout]

reporting video

[safteypin666massacre]

this video is FUCKING DUMB!

[fungrly10]

i hate the way he rolls his eyes back in his head.... FREAKYY lol.

[NorthsideDonutz]

regardless of whether the guy is ugly or not, he gets the point across - emo bitches are sluts, and emo guys are fags.

[georgeink]

thaaats 100% true! X]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[XHelloXMyXLoveX]

Emos arent fags, they arent sluts, whores, bitches, Thats what you call a stripper, Emos arent strippers.

[fungrly10]

i actually think he's really ugly and he gives me the creeps o.O especially talk about emo bitches and pretty much having sex w/ them.. haha...

[jenxjaded]

Am I the only one who finds this guy hot?

Especially as 0:36

[fungrly10]

pretty much lolz