Bo Selecta - The Craig David Story

[samsungmartiHKM]

0:10 Sounds alot like 'Walking Away'

[EvanAirBourne100]

why does he have glasses

[Geekfreediet]

I never did understand why Craig david's character had this accent lol

[yachtomee]

Leigh francis did not destroy craig davids career. Craig David destroyed his own career!

[bobbyfaj]

@yachtomee "what's your flavour" a key element of his downfall!

[solvan]

i hate his fucking accent. Fucker

[ravingdave900]

i never understand why they made this whole big joke out of craid david lol

[twazzercheese]

@ravingdave900 for one reason anyone who sings their own name in a song is setting themselves up for ridicule

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Proper bastard

[Xterio]

DID SHE TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

[boltzmoon]

6 years old and a fookin beard! ya know what im sayin

[IIXOLLIEXII]

Don't worry about it kate Craaaig Daaaavid is happy to speak to you

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

What made it so hilarious was how fucking much Craig David hated being lampooned in this show. Hell, the whole title of the show is taking the piss out of the lyrics in one his songs.

[HLecterPHD]

c'mon kez ya bastad

[DeliJumbie]

1:08 OMFGGGGG

[2011Shabaz]

iv even got a fuckin soda stream

[fatyowls]

Pisses his bed!

[jktotalyrulz]

Keith lemmon ruined his carear = LOL

[gillri]

@jktotalyrulz if he had a strong career in the first place

looked what he did to Ant and dec he destroyed them! but they still going strong

[PigNamedFloyd]

KEZ YA BASTARD!!!

[bmu1982]

"I've even got a fuckin' soda stream" hahaha!

[professortbag]

47 dislikes was craig david making accounts

[DG3744]

I can't stop watchin this shit!!! i cry laughin everytime i watch this!!!! I cant fucken help it.....Racist or not, This shit is ultimately hillarious!!!.............ROLM­FAO!!

Graig David is from Southport not Yorkshire!!!>>>>>Aahahahaaa!!!

[Centurion2744]

@DG3744 how on gods earth is this racist? people use that word too much thesedays

[DG3744]

@Centurion2744 Take it easy Maximus!!! I thought it was hillarious!!! It'sjust plain funny as fuck!!!!y! I'm not cryin about shit!!! This is the best laugh I had in years!!!! Craig David was a Roman!!!!

[Centurion2744]

@DG3744 haha

[DG3744]

@Centurion2744 I wanna know what Craig David did to Leigh Francis to make him rip on him soo bad!!

I wouldnt be surprised if Craig David went in hiding!!

[cawthy07]

@DG3744 i dont think he did anything at first... he just did a few sketches about him and then craig complained and asked him to stop so leigh just ripped him even more lol... they must of been friends at first because the actual craig david was in the first or second series of bo selecta

[TheLwebber69]

NO I HATE FAT LASSESS AND THEY FUCKIN STINK lmoa

[DG3744]

Why was craig david a target for this piss take!! I mean what is it about him that made the guy come after him? Is is it personal?

[jackofdiamond11]

he is badly shaken becaz of this crazy mother fucker.. bo fucking selecta... and thus ..he is not making a good music

[lolionlywantplaylist]

1:57

[lovecats4ever1]

craig david is so sexy bo selecta is a dick head fuck you bo selecta

[CiaranVanDon]

@lovecats4ever1 Crrrraaaaaiiiiiiiiigggg Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvid LOL Proper Bo!

[SVWillmer]

you can fucking edit that bit out an all.... ere John get this fucking mike off me LOL!

[Richyhello]

"Come on Kes you bastard say somethin or I'll get rid of you...buy meself a leopard, little bastard SAY SUMTHIN"

[bieberisfab]

I've even got a fookin soda stream!

[Geekfreediet]

Rewind... Seeeven daayys!

lol!

[67ChocolateKitty]

I'm not sure how my comment got posted over here. My comments were for the Craig David "Rewind 2011" video posted by The590257.

Since some of you had sideways sh*t to say about the basis of my argument, I'll reiterate because you don't get it. Why should you, you guys are probably white, living in a predominately white country. Um, hello!. Parody/ impersonation can be racist. Quite frankly, sometimes that's how it's perpetuated.

I don't care how sanctioned this is/was, it's offensive. TRUST.

[Superhands89]

@67ChocolateKitty Oh here we go, as soon as someone does an impression of or says something negative about someone who just happens to be a "minority", all of a sudden it's racist. In this instance for example, comedian Leigh Francis mocks Craig David because of the way he acts. Wouldn't matter if he was white, black, Indian, Chinese or any other race, these segments of Bo Selecta (which by the way makes fun of various celebrities, most of them white) would still be created.

[sergantseed]

Its "Craiigg David!" here Proper Bo!

[SystemSyko]

Yo that mask kinda gives me the chills. reminds me of an old skool creepy 80's makeup masks in movies.

[Roksonixx]

LMFAO 2:58 no...... i hate fat lasses! they take up too much room and they stink!

[cadmiumpants]

....except I had a beard and a fuckoff chin!

[grantosjones]

weird if you look at this and then go to some of the stuff he did in later series, the craig david voice changed a lot...

[Roseeeeee]

@67ChocolateKitty This sketch was recorded as a prelude to a series that was recorded over 11 years ago. There is nowt(Yorkshire slang for nothing) racist about it. It's purely bizarre parody. As for your comment about 50 cent, if he was as big a star back then as he is today he WOULD have got the same treatment. The stars were queuing up to be on this show as it was groundbreaking & light years ahead of anything coming out of the states at the time.

[d0nkeytr0n]

"rough as fuck I tell thee, proper like t'Bronx"

[yesterdaysdreamer]

can't believe how butt hurt Craig David got about this.. if he played along it could've helped him stay famous. He's so northern, it's perfect.

[devnull08]

I've even got a fuckin soda stream!

[67ChocolateKitty]

This is NOT funny and it's racist as hell. This is black face 2011....and you know it. You should be ashamed of yourself. You coward. You know who to do this to, don't you? I bet you wouldn't do this to 50 Cent, Usher, Judacris or anybody like that. You won't because you'll get your a*s handed to you. Trust. Go find some original material, you loser. Be careful how you respond, if you dare to do so. I'm not from the UK....I'll go toe to toe with you. IDIOT!

[nevermind1927]

@67ChocolateKitty

Either you're taking the piss or you're a fucking idiot, either way I laughed at your comment.

[cuntylishus]

@67ChocolateKitty You haven't understood any of the subtleties of this show, so don't pretend. Let me spell it out for you: his accent in this clip is Yorkshire, but the real Craig is from Southampton (opposite ends of the country, completely different accents - THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE). Likewise, Kes - his pet bird - is a symbol of northern culture, but Craig is from the south.

The show targets celebrities of all races. Are you here because you're a butthurt Michael Jackson fan from the US?

[anonymoose84]

@67ChocolateKitty Chill. How can an impersonation be racist? He has to look like the guy hes making a parody of. It's not even meant to be taken seriously, I guess some Yanks just dont get it.

[doyleindahouse2]

i was like any other child except i had a beard and a fuck off chin

[RobandRuthie1]

Rough as fuk, proper like bronx

[SpaceTVs]

Bo selecta is some gay shit.. jealous of him leaving UK

[stonerosesphil]

@SpaceTVs Yeah, real fucking jealous, you fucking keep him

[SpaceTVs]

@stonerosesphil Did i ask you, little fucker? Im not from the USA anyways faggot

[stonerosesphil]

@SpaceTVs Can i have a rewind

[SpaceTVs]

@stonerosesphil Yes.

[MarwoodGaming]

bo selecta , i won a tenner , awww bo selecta , bo selecta , see said it then , dint mean owt

[Karlpg7]

Crazyyyyyy Pavvvviiinnn



[NicksJam]

the presenters a stupid whore

[Geetar66]

Well I was like any other child really, except I had a beard and a fuck off chin!

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

4:14 Proper baztid

[eZproductions36]

2:10 Gotta be the funniest moment ahahah, "I was like any other child really, apart from i had a beard and a fuck off chin" bo selecta is sickkk :D

[go1983go]

propper bastard! lol mint

[siftxx1]

how could craig david even be offended by this shit? the only way this could offend someone is that they couldn't be on a show that is actually any good.

[ikbeneenpandabeertje]

co za asy

[Razzy0981]

kes wants to kill 43 people

PROPER BO!!

[shune84]

"ive even got a fuckin' soda stream

"

[LFCEOIN]

im watchin kill bill when im chillin

[Miame85]

beard & a fuck off chin.

[woomee1000]

this never gets old

[wombweasel222]

this gets old its funny at first but this was the down fall of craig david

[platt2]

@DahBigBadWolf

Get a grip you cunt

[SUPABADJABZ100]

broba bastard

[THEADZBRADZ]

craaiiiigggg ddddaaaaaaaaaviiiiddddddd

[jayjay111992]

@CoolsWilffy :S did i say it was? mate i think you need 2 think of better comebacks. What do you think you are? The next Bo Selecta with ur crappy words pahahahaha now that is truly funny!

[055697]

''C-R-A-I-G D-A-V-I-D''

[durtydman]

this shit suxs so bad...its not funny

[shazam1978]

"king eh jews" hahaha

[shyguy510]

me names craaiiigg daaaavid , im baby jeeesus

[DrummerDan05]

"Kez! Kez! Kez come on ya bas....there she goes!"

[vocalist92]

@DahBigBadWolf

ah craig david, so glad ive found your account! always wanted to say you were a bastard

[Sham3214]

I've even got a Soda stream

[NicksJam]

fuck you. die dick head, and you bitch. That's why you were kicked out of x factor u shitface.

[LFCEOIN]

this show made Craig David. i would have forgot about him if it wasnt for this show. crrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiggggggg­gg dddddddddddaaaaaaavvvvvviiiiii­iiiddddddddddd!!!!!!

[BedroomBassist]

Soully responsible for destroying Craig David's career!

Ps. I don't care. :D

[eitherwaybarneyrubbl]

@BedroomBassist did it ever take off in the first place?! 

[jazzkiel]

this isn't funny , craig david's gorgeous n talented he has one down fall n dick eds like him take the piss stupid shit

[mackatash]

@jazzkiel hahaha nice sarcasm

[iluvcocopops19]

@jazzkiel they are not taking the piss!

[8DDA8]

this ain't funny

[XTunnicliffeX]

@8DDA8 Get a sence of humour yer bastard, It's propper bo i teel thee! CHECK IT OUT

[Aussielegendbaz]

Interviewer : "Now Craig I understand you are a massive bird lover is that right?"

Craig: "No..I hate fat lasses... they take up too much room and they stink"

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA thats gold!

[jayjay111992]

bo selecta aint even funny!

[platt2]

@jayjay111992

Fuck off

[greyreview]

@OfficeAndOcean he isn't making a career of someone else, he is making a career out of being fucking hilarious and when was craig david known for his music talent? he's just an artist desperately searching for the credibility he will never have

[lovesmoi19]

I dont see how this is funny

[dothisdothatget]

this is just stupid. it's not funny at all. craig david is amazing and he shouldn't take the mick out of him.

[PNEhealeyPNE]

@dothisdothatget he shouldn't take the mic out of him? don't be so stupid, he can do what he wants, even if not everyone agrees with it. judging by the amount of likes on this video, it seems as though you're in the minority.

[rosieavfc82]

whats this all about bo selecto runied craig davids career? could any1 explain what happened?

[sdecordovaxxx]

loool craig david moved to the usa to make new music .....................but really he moved there coz bo selecta pissed him off!

[DG3744]

@sdecordovaxxx Really!! I remember when he came out here in the states in 2000! he was pretty cool back then!! So they took the piss out of him so much that he left!

[DG3744]

I wanna know what the real Craig David Thinks of this??

He's probably pissed off!!

[CalvinSmith95]

i played it on a monday,

i played it on a tuesday,

i played it on a wednesday,

i played it on a thursday,

i played it on a friday, and saturday,

bt not on sunday cause i was fuckin nackered !!!

[sexhaie]

30 ppl who disliked this arnt bo selecta

[rorrt]

i love how Craig David judges his success by how he has a Soda stream.

I remember when i asked my brother "do you like Bo Selecta?".

and he said "Nah, the humour is abit crude", my response "And,,,its fucking hilarious,who cares"

[littlescratchykitty]

Which is the one showing Craig David in concert and his band pushes him off the stage?

[gazzaalway]

lol

[MrSmellyTrout]

@ 3:28 i thought Caraiiig Daaaviid was takin a piss :L :L

[ThePostlethwaite]

craigggggggg david would dj on a mnday, he'd dj on a tuesday, he'd dj on wednesday and a thursday, friday saturday but not a sunday cus id be fuckin nackered

[SplittingTheAnvil]

"Come on Kez ya bastard"

lol

[monseurkez]

"Always wanted to be like him when i were a child. Didn't wanna be blind though, you can fuck that shit!!"

[ABcustomsHD]

"little bastard! say something" haha fukin quality

[fifthera]

"i'm baaaaaaaby jeeeeeeeesus allreeeeeet"

pissing myself,total genius especially the childhood pics,well,all of it really.

[Skateclark]

Kez come on yah basted! oh there she goes! haha

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

"CRAAAIGG DAVID" THAT WER FOCKIN RIGHT THATTUN, SPOT ON!

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

'Proper Bastid' 

[seerymseery]

i hate fat lasses, they take up too much room and stink... hahaha

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@seerymseery yes lad, u got it spot on.

[seerymseery]

@NewYorkDontLoveMe Bang on Kid !!

[jimmjimm6699]

lol, proper bastered...

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@jimmjimm6699 best quote. good selection.

[giraffefan111]

does keith lemon/ leigh francis do this

[WOODFORDFC4LYFZ]

@giraffefan111 yeah i think :L

[TheAndyRae]

proper bastard!! :L

[remosteven]

kiz ya bastad

[SuperTeddybundy]

here john there askin me about pissin bed in here

[dissyfit]

brilliant show.. should make more..

[xnsxblade]

craig david got really pissed off because of this so the actor is officially by LAW not allowed to say "craig david" :P lmao

[jackyeah00]

@xnsxblade That is so wrong :S The real Craig David has been on the show

[aarondkeogh]

@xnsxblade I heard him say Craig David about 20 times in this video

[greatgames148]

Proper bastard!

[david8287878787878]

did any of you know that his mother in this is actually Chloe (coming of age) real mum?

[Alliworks]

8:58 "here John they're asking me about piss in bed here im not having that"

[Lennon961]

Kes ya little bastard, SAY SOMETHIN!!!

[dapickle2k9]

proper bastard

[SophieClarkeDotCom]

ITS BABY JESUS :) X

[yellowcougar18]

Apparently these clips, The Bo Selecta spoofs, are the reason Craig David doesn't have a career anymore.

[MFReepa]

@yellowcougar18 eerrm, i think u will find they enhanced his carear. the reason he no longer has 1 is that he was a fad and is essentially shit. these funny spoofs merely helped him, but u put glitter on a piece of shit. its still a piece of shit

[yellowcougar18]

@MFReepa

Ah. My mistake. I agree with you. The guy masqueraded behind such and such of a career, yet nobody stopped to realise that yeah, his music sucked.

[LordArsehat]

@MFReepa Lol! yep you can't polish a turd.

[TheJamesHero10]

CAN A GET A REEEWIND?

[sirwhale282]

massive birds... HAHAHAHAA

[TheRossCraig]

Ruff as fuck i tell thee:L

craaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy paaaaaaaaviiinnn!

[libot99]

its CRAAIGGG DAVID

[DirtyHarry69a]

PROPER BO!!!! Pmsl QUALITY!!!

[TubePlayer101]

cmon kez ya bastard! lol

[themanbearpig]

except a  had a beard and a fuck off chin!

[Masc0ll]

can a get a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewinddd propaaa booo

[MilesBeckham]

lol

[furmo2k7]

rough as fuck i tell thee hahahahahaha

[fuckyiuyiu]

i'm king of t'jews

[Scullnblades]

The bo selecta clips with craig david just make me laugh soo much! I heard leigh francis is bringing bo selecta back sometime this year so that's something to look forward to.

[gnrlstuart]

@Scullnblades exellent :) i thought it was dead tbh.

[Rachiejane1]

@Scullnblades yaaaay! I hope that's true! I always wondered though... why Craaaaid David?! Why not other pop star guys?

[josephedery]

top!

[globalcentralline]

prober bo! I tell thee!

[louisOubi]

I HATE this twit

[CrispyPork]

@louisOubi Where have you been Craig?

[speedball2345]

@louisOubi fuck off then

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@louisOubi and threaten to ponch me fockin lights out!

"People used to call me "