i dont want to be your girlfriend! i dont! i dooooont! i doooont want to be your girlfriend daxflame! i dontwant to be your girlfriend daxflame! daxflame i dont want to be your girlfriend! daxflame!
hahah whos dress is that? lol. "Dax flame I dont want to be your girlfriend. I dont want to be your girlfirnd" and then the kiss scene and i can see you like a sponge!!!! lol what the freak?
nice dress dude
sff108 1 week ago
That laugh is vile!
Imagine if his class mates saw these videos! :D
Xcampling2k 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Daxflame
3:51
Kiviukko1 1 month ago
Hey that's exactly like my first kiss!!
fifo816 1 month ago
3:43 INVISIBLE HANDJOB
fifo816 1 month ago
"I don't even care if you want to kiss me.......on my face" lol I love that
TheMjmoonwalker2 2 months ago
I don't care what any of you guys say, this guy is a fantastic actor.
MoltenBiscuit 2 months ago
i just realized this is probrably one of the funniest people i have ever seen
boredkid1235 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Daxflame 3
i want to convince this girl in my class named sofia that i had a friend of mine make this video for her
imnotdavidxnsx 3 months ago
"I can see you like a sponge."
NurGul23 3 months ago 2
smoke a bowl and watch this. you will then realize the sheer genius that is daxflame
chilliecheesecake 4 months ago
*sigh* Some girls have all the luck. :/
rachelclaw04 4 months ago
"I can see you ... like a sponge"
nickluvsme 5 months ago 4
this is my favorite daxflame film
mybodyisreggieful 5 months ago
That better not be real wine young man!!!
kalel2916 5 months ago
epic
title.
EscolaBlender 6 months ago
oh hi beyonce
SaintBluey 6 months ago
Yep, that's a park alright.
Shiny062 7 months ago
"Okay, so.. I tell you to stop asking me to marry me, but, you, uh.. just keep on doing it" takes a swig
CreedEthan 7 months ago
He brought two glasses of wine to the park, which looks like his bedroom... I'm confused
Bertoffski 8 months ago
i find this difficult to masturbate to..
Vshreddr 9 months ago 2
@Vshreddr I fucking don't.
42prolly 6 months ago
i doooont I DOOOOOOOOOOONT
chakaman175 11 months ago
since when do you have a park in your house?
bakufrend 1 year ago
what song plays at the end
twizzlerize 1 year ago
He is a good actor that sucks at acting
dtfrawley 1 year ago
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bionce:hey nigga i wanna marry cho ass.
dax:bionce i already have a girlfriend.
bionce:i wanna kiss yo nigga ass doh.
dax:i dont even care if you wanna kiss me on the face.
bionce:wateva
dax:i already have a girlfriend.
theeggsandwhich 1 year ago
i laughed so hard
Justification75 1 year ago
"Sophia, don't you know I know everything? I can see you like a... sponge."
CountingFireflies 1 year ago 8
3:08 I DONT I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT
relaxingmusic101 1 year ago 2
"Later, at the park"
and it's in his room, and she knocks XD
Samthemuffinman 1 year ago 4
My local park is also adorned with various office furniture.
peekoispet 1 year ago 4
Beyonce?
peekoispet 1 year ago
I can see you like a ...sponge
MADmanHATTER5 1 year ago 2
your dog doesnt count as a girlfriend.
Tphilp916 1 year ago
3:10 -3:32 HAHAHAHAHAHA WUT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
CupBoyProductions 1 year ago
the only reason beounce would call you is for a restraining order...
madagascarSQUAD2 1 year ago
3:51.
the pinpointed height of comedy in the 2000s
pigeontoucher 1 year ago
YU SIR HAV BAD TASTE IN gIRLZ
narutoisthegayest 1 year ago
3:35 Hahahahahahahahahaha
thearmyofwon 1 year ago
sophia, umm, did i ever tell you that you have the most beautiful fake XD
xDarkReavex 1 year ago
i dont want to be your girlfriend! i dont! i dooooont! i doooont want to be your girlfriend daxflame! i dontwant to be your girlfriend daxflame! daxflame i dont want to be your girlfriend! daxflame!
xDarkReavex 1 year ago
It's awfully norman bates in here.
Doomessenger4654 1 year ago
I can see you like a sponge......What.......I'M SO CONFUSED!
TheNewfyExpress 1 year ago
1:55 HIDDEN KNOCK FTW
InsanePickle007 1 year ago
1:55 HIDDEN KNOCK FTW
InsanePickle007 1 year ago
Seizure kisses FTW
xXKradinXx 1 year ago
The greatest movie ever made
ShaunRL 1 year ago 4
4:50 AHHH MY FUCKING EARS
kw1ksh0t 2 years ago
3:20 is really scary..
kw1ksh0t 2 years ago
WOW that joke about the sponge cracked me up Dax! XD
peekoispet 2 years ago
Don't worry Dax, I don't blame you for not wanting to marry her :p
KTStarbuckACE 2 years ago
omg this is sooo lame! talk about bad acting!
TheBananaBandana 2 years ago
omg! he used sophia's name! HAHA!
TheBananaBandana 2 years ago
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Dude,keep your fantasies to yourself!
Why the fuck would Beyonce wanna go out with you?
SuperShot4006 2 years ago
Sensitive are we?
Roerpues 2 years ago
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this is truly a window into dax's pathetic fantasy land
1:14 i bet he had to pay that girl $5 to even talk to him
subhumanmaster 2 years ago
i bet if sophia ever saw this she'd be scared out of her mind or be impressed
subhumanmaster 2 years ago
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Lacey2377 2 years ago
fuckingFANTASTIC
bafbeer 2 years ago 23
@bafbeer Fan-fucking-tastic lol
BigVicTheBadSeed 1 year ago
masterfuckingpiece. I was not expecting the dress. He has nice legs.
the same music was used on barats and bereta's logo parade.
Pillowmat 2 years ago 5
whY??? i keep getting 'an error occured please try again later.' on dax's videos!
Pillowmat 2 years ago
Norman Bates - The High School Years
merlinho5 2 years ago
gettin SPICY xD 4:51
IrishLass95 2 years ago
hahah this may be thee best video I have ever seen.
1) His impression of a woman (3:10 - 3:30) =hysterical
2) "Sophia, do you even know that I know everything?"
3) I love how he is a wearing a button down shirt under a dress, men's shoes, and 2 different socks.
Dax is def my boyfriend...
snorkle32 2 years ago 7
i dont even care if you wanna kiss me on the face.. i already have a girlfriend. hahahhaha
albertlaneNJ 2 years ago 28
I just love how random music starts playing at the most inappropriate times and then just suddenly stops after 3 seconds!
awesomeSimon 2 years ago 6
like at 3:42
BentStudio 2 years ago
:l
what
Vorlnax 2 years ago
"i can see you like a..sponge" (cue the retarded laughing)
jonasbrothermusics 2 years ago 4
i have to tell a bunch of my friends..that i have..that i cant play with them today.
what are you, 5?
DannyDerby101 2 years ago
2:15 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
qwertyuiopasdfgh1224 2 years ago
" i can see you like a sponge"?
moonlightsanota 2 years ago
someone likes playing dressup
Flumburger123 2 years ago
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copy and paste
2. send this to 2 other videos.
3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
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this is scary if u read this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours good luck hope u dont die
AgsX 2 years ago
sophia is really U.G.L.Y
chem77 2 years ago 3
he probably had to pay them to be int he vid
TheRyanLeeShow 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha 2:23
zyzzik 2 years ago
,lol id laugh if someone came in there when he was kissin himself
dreamwaterfall 2 years ago
lulwut?
wopdjawd 2 years ago
i never u had to knock to get in the park :s
eluveitiefann 2 years ago
LMFAO
qqrppw 2 years ago
damn this is some funny shit!
kksandy71 2 years ago
i do love you daxflame :L
Bummerbums 2 years ago
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this is sooooo funny
cameronlongfoot 2 years ago
thank god it's not real
soadfe 2 years ago
"i dont care if you want to kiss me... on my face"
lmao
lulzusername 2 years ago
4:58 is priceless
jonasbrothermusics 2 years ago
i can see you like a sponge!
soodime 2 years ago
I can see you like a sponge? What?
YouthEnergy 2 years ago 2
hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha i know!
jonasbrothermusics 2 years ago
if you think sofia was hot in this video, copy and paste!
Bandosmafia 2 years ago
wow you are funny as a girl
drghu75 2 years ago
whats with the 3 minutes of nothing?
cardinalbaseballer5 2 years ago
my favorite is the starbucks people.....they look like they would pay a million dollars to be anywhere else in the world. lmao.
natatalilie 2 years ago
OMFG PRICELESS
bananas1and2 2 years ago
i can see your girls boobs
einna111 2 years ago 3
hahaha nicee
CiarasTheName 2 years ago
ACKWARD
shadowkilling123 2 years ago
nice spelling fag
holloww18 2 years ago
i can see you like a sponge ahahahahhahahahahaha
awsomemcawsomeness11 2 years ago
i know, right! thats the best line in the whole "motion picture"!!!
NotBleu 2 years ago
haha "i can see like a sponge"
did he stuff??
themauraofthestory 2 years ago
SPOHIA > BEYONVE
skillracoon 2 years ago
3:32
FlatFootedSoldiers 2 years ago
this is oscar stuff
tttybhgf 2 years ago
i love youuuuuuuuuu.
clairehawthorne 2 years ago
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This was so stupid
rvshawnee 2 years ago
BEYONCE
ebbtides 2 years ago 2
JLR is a Donkey Show Veteran!!!!!!!!!!!
fartmagnet 2 years ago
hahah sophia, you're a drunk
also, i'm just wondering
by a show of comments
how many of you dance around when you make out? :D
rawritsclaire 2 years ago
3:51
best part by a mile
omibijar 3 years ago
Sophia had nice legs....jk
katiaandmisha 3 years ago
notice how he uses "Sophia" as the girl
Flipty11 3 years ago
And Beyonce lol
katiaandmisha 3 years ago
lmao this is one of my favorite motion pictures from
sparty667 3 years ago
3 43 My god, so sexy.....
samuegjlhurt 3 years ago
Fuck me he knows Beyonce?! And she wants to kiss him, on the face?! Why live our lives when we could all just be like him.
samuegjlhurt 3 years ago
on the face!!!
acey45 3 years ago 2
guys. leave him alone. he's ACTING! his name is madison.
supermodel43 3 years ago
hahahaha lmfao
notrokam 3 years ago
omg i totally didnt see you knocking that door
acting when your acting madison??
AnimeAntic 3 years ago
hahah whos dress is that? lol. "Dax flame I dont want to be your girlfriend. I dont want to be your girlfirnd" and then the kiss scene and i can see you like a sponge!!!! lol what the freak?
wtfusername666 3 years ago
I can see you like a.... sponge.
bahahaha
ALREADYTAKENWHAT 3 years ago
DAMN! I wanted a sex scene
Doscheetos04 3 years ago
Beyonce wants to kiss him on the face. lmfao
EastsideParker 3 years ago
I love how he can go to an actual store, but he can't go to an "actual" park. Hahah [heart] Dax
MECoral 3 years ago
dresing like a girl dud seriusly
Icrokis187 3 years ago
dud your sick
Icrokis187 3 years ago
i love when sophia laffs
LandonChuck 3 years ago
Right when he said Beyonce I fell out of my chair. xD
guitarfreak127 3 years ago
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what the heck is this! im going to find out this kids name!
PinkRose316 3 years ago
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PinkRose316 3 years ago
hot love scene
datbeandrew 3 years ago
looks like hes havin a freakin seizure
KooliAid 3 years ago
dude, in 4th grade and on, use the term hang out, chill, or fiddle
haloisback 3 years ago
lol epic battle score during the make out
genius
blackcoffeeseizure 3 years ago
Is he in a real Starbucks? Talking to real people? Who he had to pay to act like that? OMG... :-o
Flipty11 3 years ago
looks like it
PBEnthusiast 3 years ago
he gets so confused by the part where he plays sofia and him self he's like stop telling me to marry myself and i love the part
i don't care if you wanna kiss me
on ma face!! lol this is classic comedy
DikkLee62 3 years ago
oh hi beyonce..
jschatz126 3 years ago
why is it just a black screen at the end??
FRIEDmason 3 years ago
I can see you like a sponge.
huh.
meatloafcomics 3 years ago 2
he is retarted oh and i see now you have to knock before u go into the park even though theres no fucking doors!!
DudeWasteYourTime 3 years ago
that kissing scene was fucking genius
OfficerMcGroist 3 years ago 2
great dax
gofuckyourselfvideos 3 years ago 2
gay
jawad4lyfe 3 years ago
lmao "sophia i can see you like a..sponge" lol
NotBleu 3 years ago 2
"i don't care if you want to kiss me, on ma faceeee."
saxonsnowredux 3 years ago 2
hahahaha he looks like he is having a seizure when he is kissing her lol
kornshark97 3 years ago
hey man, could you tell me the song you use for the credits? I really like it
JayConstance 3 years ago
hahaha that's hilarious
ImMattLat 3 years ago
For some reason i wonder why the hell he has girl cloths that are his size? Fag Much?
xNickyscramiox 3 years ago
hmmm... fag?
easy mr. hardcore 'xNickyscramiox' (lol wanna be emo), has it ever occured to you that maybe he has a sister?...
joeyfrancais 3 years ago
Hes a fag
xNickyscramiox 3 years ago
lmao
dax said ily to her thats when she decided to go
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Jarederaj 3 years ago
omg sophia is such a whiny bitch
buttonstheturtl 3 years ago
hhahahahahaaa
MECoral 3 years ago 2
sofia is hott hahahaha
NicoleLuvsJB 3 years ago 2
"i can see u like a sponge"?
goarmy73 3 years ago 4
Sophia is so sexy hahah
"I want to dump you, I mean marry you he he"
Ahh Daxflammee
MECoral 3 years ago 4
OMG hahaha!
"oh hey beyonce"
"i can see you like a...sponge"
ohhh my god, he needs a life..
itsniky 3 years ago
"Oh, hi Beyonce."
wariobidness 3 years ago
lol he said "i heard you had a girlfrend"
Jarederaj 3 years ago
Oh god, I wish I was as pretty as Sofia.
MiWAxZOiD 3 years ago 4
super mega rofl
WebSurfer30 3 years ago
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i would tap that ass
mynameJulian 3 years ago
i dont even care if you want to kiss me on my face
sizzurp94 3 years ago 2
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This is sooooo funny!
stupidpeopleFTL 3 years ago
sophia looks like juliette lewis
shakirasucks 3 years ago
"I can see you like a...sponge"
thecheesyenigma 3 years ago
omg her boobs are hangin out...again
juliebrowneyes 3 years ago
I'm normally a huge Dax fan, but I have to admit 4:55 creeped me out -_-
Dillan44 3 years ago
haha 2:25. and this video does have the best quotes
x0whatsername0x 3 years ago