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  • nice dress dude

  • That laugh is vile!

    Imagine if his class mates saw these videos! :D

  • 3:51

  • Hey that's exactly like my first kiss!!

  • 3:43 INVISIBLE HANDJOB

  • "I don't even care if you want to kiss me.......on my face" lol I love that

  • I don't care what any of you guys say, this guy is a fantastic actor.

  • i just realized this is probrably one of the funniest people i have ever seen

  • i want to convince this girl in my class named sofia that i had a friend of mine make this video for her

  • "I can see you like a sponge."

  • smoke a bowl and watch this. you will then realize the sheer genius that is daxflame

  • *sigh* Some girls have all the luck. :/

  • "I can see you ... like a sponge"

  • this is my favorite daxflame film

  • That better not be real wine young man!!! 

  • epic

    title.

  • oh hi beyonce

  • Yep, that's a park alright.

  • "Okay, so.. I tell you to stop asking me to marry me, but, you, uh.. just keep on doing it" takes a swig

  • He brought two glasses of wine to the park, which looks like his bedroom... I'm confused

  • i find this difficult to masturbate to..

  • @Vshreddr I fucking don't.

  • i doooont I DOOOOOOOOOOONT

  • since when do you have a park in your house?

  • what song plays at the end

  • He is a good actor that sucks at acting

  • i laughed so hard

  • "Sophia, don't you know I know everything? I can see you like a... sponge."

  • 3:08 I DONT I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • "Later, at the park"

    and it's in his room, and she knocks XD

  • My local park is also adorned with various office furniture.

  • Beyonce?

  • I can see you like a ...sponge

  • your dog doesnt count as a girlfriend.

  • 3:10 -3:32 HAHAHAHAHAHA WUT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

  • the only reason beounce would call you is for a restraining order...

  • 3:51.

    the pinpointed height of comedy in the 2000s

  • YU SIR HAV BAD TASTE IN gIRLZ

  • 3:35 Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • sophia, umm, did i ever tell you that you have the most beautiful fake XD

  • i dont want to be your girlfriend! i dont! i dooooont! i doooont want to be your girlfriend daxflame! i dontwant to be your girlfriend daxflame! daxflame i dont want to be your girlfriend! daxflame!

  • It's awfully norman bates in here.

  • I can see you like a sponge......What.......I'M SO CONFUSED!

  • 1:55 HIDDEN KNOCK FTW

  • 1:55 HIDDEN KNOCK FTW

  • Seizure kisses FTW

  • The greatest movie ever made

  • 4:50 AHHH MY FUCKING EARS

  • 3:20 is really scary..

  • WOW that joke about the sponge cracked me up Dax! XD

  • Don't worry Dax, I don't blame you for not wanting to marry her :p

  • omg this is sooo lame! talk about bad acting!

  • omg! he used sophia's name! HAHA!

  • Sensitive are we?

  • i bet if sophia ever saw this she'd be scared out of her mind or be impressed

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  • fuckingFANTASTIC

  • @bafbeer Fan-fucking-tastic lol

  • masterfuckingpiece. I was not expecting the dress. He has nice legs.

    the same music was used on barats and bereta's logo parade.

  • whY??? i keep getting 'an error occured please try again later.' on dax's videos!

  • Norman Bates - The High School Years

  • gettin  SPICY xD 4:51

  • hahah this may be thee best video I have ever seen.

    1) His impression of a woman (3:10 - 3:30) =hysterical

    2) "Sophia, do you even know that I know everything?"

    3) I love how he is a wearing a button down shirt under a dress, men's shoes, and 2 different socks.

    Dax is def my boyfriend...

  • i dont even care if you wanna kiss me on the face.. i already have a girlfriend. hahahhaha

  • I just love how random music starts playing at the most inappropriate times and then just suddenly stops after 3 seconds!

  • like at 3:42

  • :l

    what

  • "i can see you like a..sponge" (cue the retarded laughing)

  • i have to tell a bunch of my friends..that i have..that i cant play with them today.

    what are you, 5?

  • 2:15 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • " i can see you like a sponge"?

  • someone likes playing dressup

  • sophia is really U.G.L.Y

  • he probably had to pay them to be int he vid

  • hahahahahahahahahaha 2:23

  • ,lol id laugh if someone came in there when he was kissin himself

  • lulwut?

  • i never u had to knock to get in the park  :s

  • LMFAO

  • damn this is some funny shit!

  • i do love you daxflame :L

  • thank god it's not real

  • "i dont care if you want to kiss me... on my face"

    lmao

  • 4:58 is priceless

  • i can see you like a sponge!

  • I can see you like a sponge? What?

  • hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha i know!

  • if you think sofia was hot in this video, copy and paste!

  • wow you are funny as a girl

  • whats with the 3 minutes of nothing?

  • my favorite is the starbucks people.....they look like they would pay a million dollars to be anywhere else in the world. lmao.

  • OMFG PRICELESS

  • i can see your girls boobs

  • hahaha nicee

  • ACKWARD

  • nice spelling fag

  • i can see you like a sponge ahahahahhahahahahaha

  • i know, right! thats the best line in the whole "motion picture"!!!

  • haha "i can see like a sponge"

    did he stuff??

  • SPOHIA > BEYONVE

  • 3:32

  • this is oscar stuff

  • i love youuuuuuuuuu.

  • BEYONCE

  • JLR is a Donkey Show Veteran!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahah sophia, you're a drunk

    also, i'm just wondering

    by a show of comments

    how many of you dance around when you make out? :D

  • 3:51

    best part by a mile

  • Sophia had nice legs....jk

  • notice how he uses "Sophia" as the girl

  • And Beyonce lol

  • lmao this is one of my favorite motion pictures from

  • 3 43 My god, so sexy.....

  • Fuck me he knows Beyonce?! And she wants to kiss him, on the face?! Why live our lives when we could all just be like him.

  • on the face!!!

  • guys. leave him alone. he's ACTING! his name is madison.

  • hahahaha lmfao

  • omg i totally didnt see you knocking that door

    acting when your acting madison??

  • hahah whos dress is that? lol. "Dax flame I dont want to be your girlfriend. I dont want to be your girlfirnd" and then the kiss scene and i can see you like a sponge!!!! lol what the freak?

  • I can see you like a.... sponge.

    bahahaha

  • DAMN! I wanted a sex scene

  • Beyonce wants to kiss him on the face. lmfao

  • I love how he can go to an actual store, but he can't go to an "actual" park. Hahah [heart] Dax

  • dresing like a girl dud seriusly

  • dud your sick

  • i love when sophia laffs

  • Right when he said Beyonce I fell out of my chair. xD

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  • hot love scene

  • looks like hes havin a freakin seizure

  • dude, in 4th grade and on, use the term hang out, chill, or fiddle

  • lol epic battle score during the make out

    genius

  • Is he in a real Starbucks? Talking to real people? Who he had to pay to act like that? OMG... :-o

  • looks like it

  • he gets so confused by the part where he plays sofia and him self he's like stop telling me to marry myself and i love the part

    i don't care if you wanna kiss me

    on ma face!! lol this is classic comedy

  • oh hi beyonce..

  • why is it just a black screen at the end??

  • I can see you like a sponge.

    huh.

  • he is retarted oh and i see now you have to knock before u go into the park even though theres no fucking doors!!

  • that kissing scene was fucking genius

  • great dax

  • gay

  • lmao "sophia i can see you like a..sponge" lol

  • "i don't care if you want to kiss me, on ma faceeee."

  • hahahaha he looks like he is having a seizure when he is kissing her lol

  • hey man, could you tell me the song you use for the credits? I really like it

  • hahaha that's hilarious

  • For some reason i wonder why the hell he has girl cloths that are his size? Fag Much?

  • hmmm... fag?

    easy mr. hardcore 'xNickyscramiox' (lol wanna be emo), has it ever occured to you that maybe he has a sister?...

  • Hes a fag

  • lmao

    dax said ily to her thats when she decided to go

    x]]

  • omg sophia is such a whiny bitch

  • hhahahahahaaa

  • sofia is hott hahahaha

  • "i can see u like a sponge"?

  • Sophia is so sexy hahah

    "I want to dump you, I mean marry you he he"

    Ahh Daxflammee

  • OMG hahaha!

    "oh hey beyonce"

    "i can see you like a...sponge"

    ohhh my god, he needs a life..

  • "Oh, hi Beyonce."

  • lol he said "i heard you had a girlfrend"

  • Oh god, I wish I was as pretty as Sofia.

  • super mega rofl

  • i dont even care if you want to kiss me on my face

  • sophia looks like juliette lewis

  • "I can see you like a...sponge"

  • omg her boobs are hangin out...again

  • I'm normally a huge Dax fan, but I have to admit 4:55 creeped me out -_-

  • haha 2:25. and this video does have the best quotes