The Monk Best Bits 1

[Morthr]

5:32

[hkhk96]

The Longest Yard (2004) is a remake of The Longest Yard (1974). This movie is based on The Longest Yard (2004), the director of THIS film was inspired by The Longest Yard (2004).

Just to clear things up.....

[TheEvilelvis89]

@hkhk96

Wrong, THIS film came out in 2001. Therefore it's inspired by The Longest Yard(1974).

[neurosmack]

@94samboy touched a nerve there didn't I

[94samboy]

@neurosmack didnt touch a nerve, just wondering why you would waste your time commenting on a video when nobody could give a shit about what you say

[Rage995]

THE MONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

[TheLegend0Killer]

@NoMatter32 Mean Machine

[neurosmack]

european crappppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppp

[94samboy]

@neurosmack shut up you fat bastard

[heavyrules6699]

@neurosmack it is better and more funny than the american one.

[neurosmack]

a universal waste of time. plus GAY

[MrManuelitoos]

Can someone give me the link of the film in streaming? Thaaaanks

[watford777]

omg wtf ? the longest yard?

[Dpazkatraz]

@watford777 for fuck sake people keep saying ....this is just the longest yard???. This film is older than the longest yard and of course both films are based on the fim "mean machine" ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDrMyles]

i know him

[elpikey1]

aye you fuckin tell him that!!! haha

[InsaneRequest]

What happened to number 3 ?

kicked him in the balls...... hahahaha

[Armagan21]

the longest yard film with adam sandler is basically the same but with american football and an american prison.. :P

[soundgfan]

american football... they barely use their feet!!!

[Googlystube]

2:15 cracks me every time.

oh and...THE GAME!

[JHgamer101]

is this for real LOL

[boBStrAiZEn]

@JHgamer101 HI IS PEPE =D

[TwoForFlinchin1]

jason statham just raped chuck liddel

[samlad007]

4:47 MONEY SUPER MARKET.COM

[commandruller]

Man you really gotta love the Monk hes so random :D

[xIWx]

WHO EVER DISLIKED IS SHIT SCARED OF THE MONK.!

[Phauntayne]

Whoever set the volume can go fuck themselves

[16nwb1]

jason is a legend luv u jason luv u england

[119407738]

porque se preocupa la gente tanto por su integridad fisica.

[palac1991]

something sucks on this movie becuase first its copy 2 its sucks 3 very bad comedy

[bajsbajsbajsify]

Apparently, Charlie Bucket's grandpa has been scoring some smack and is now serving his time.

[calummunn]

@wakko380 Mean Machine

[JackassFan2796]

3:24 epic moment

[wakko380]

PLEASE say the name of the movie!

[hemspear]

brill actor, shit scottish accent attempt haha

[Chillahhh]

Numero .....Two ^^

[CrazyLazyBiatch]

i saw this for the first time a month ago, im used to seeing jason stathem as the leading, calm guy, and vinnie jones as the crazier one

[simpsonswatcher92]

Danny the hard man Dyer lol

[zdravko97]

what is the name of this film ?

[jmclarke]

@zdravko97 - Mean Machine

[WWEFanChannel123]

this movie is basically a copy from the longest yard

[JoshLUHG]

@WWEFanChannel123 no, longest yard copied this film. 

[afrosensuous]

@JoshLUHG....Longest Yard came out BEFORE this movie (I mean the original one...not the one with adam sndler and those other clowns.)

[WWEFanChannel123]

@JoshLUHG no the original longest yard cameout before this

[zaxter09]

@WWEFanChannel123 not true... the longest yard came out 2005. Mean Machine was made in 2001. america allways remake good euro movies into there own

[Troublesome2008]

@zaxter09

The Longest Yard is a 1974 American comedy sports-drama film with Burt Reynolds. The 2005 movie was a remake.

[threepercenter03]

The Longest Yard?

[MegaThrylos7]

why is the voice so low :O?

[spiritbringer]

this video must be watch by all the great goalkeepers of the world because they must learn from him

[lordzeyton]

2:50. LOL

[MrFisherrrrrrr]

whys it so quiet 

[DbzWWE2010]

MONK IS A FUCKING DEVIL .. I WOULD HATE TO BE NEAR THAT GUY looooooooooooooooooool :D

great actor!!!!!!

[arsenal7hero]

I love how Monk just makes Danny Dyer his bitch.

[MrGoodream]

Number 3 is awesome.

[georgethebest12]

Mean Machine is the name of this movie

[bencedars]

numero...two.

[Xlouis369]

please what is the name of that movie

[oTGFoCONViCT]

@Xlouis369 mean machine

[devilknowsyou]

Great, entertaining, movie IMO totally on par with both “The Longest Yard“ movies, sometimes even better.

Statham is one of my favourite actors, the Monk is actually my favourite role!!

Does anybody know what the tattoos on his knuckles say?

Can't find anything anywhere....

[kreisitti2497]

i like it

[nixleg]

"The Longest Yard"... as in the Burt Reynolds 1974! E-nuff said!.. Jason Statham and Vinny Jones ARE BAD A@s!!!

[StoleCoC]

3:36 to 5 :52 that real football rules should be for Crynaldo

[leemeires]

yes i cant hardly here it

[macielo]

great actor! PIECE OF SHIT SOUND I CANT EAR CRAP !

[donBulanoH]

aye.. i'm with ya!

[shanteidada]

It may be an adaption, but it's a better adaption.

[jasonrose65]

PS no one gives two flying fucks about your longest yard with your shitty eggball.

Mean Machine is were all the action is with the real FOOTBALL

[Zwixon]

@jasonrose65 allow me to laugh my fuckin ass off, "real" football? you mean that faggot ass sport where they take a dive every ten seconds? the sport where the only thing you need is a pair of feather light shoes and polyester shorts?

and if you compare this movie to "the longest yard", this shitty, tea sipping british crap ain't got shit on the american version.

[banofee999]

@Zwixon i like both actually. and this does have shit on the longest yard

[jasonrose65]

its too fucking quiet

[GILakaGP3]

The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard

[dandael]

mean machine! mean machine! mean machine! mean machine! mean machine!

[GILakaGP3]

The Longest Yard rip off

[bobbiemcbob2345]

@GILakaGP3 well its not a rip off coz longest yard copied this and made an american Version

[GILakaGP3]

@bobbiemcbob2345 and For all you Dumb ass Ppl that still think that The Longest Yard ripped iff this movie.

here you go.

The Longest Yard (1974)

Directed by Robert Aldrich. Staring Burt Reynolds

Mean Machine (2001)

Directed by Barry Skolnick. Staring Vinnie Jones

The Longest Yard (2005)

Directed by Peter Segal. Staring Adam Sandler

[allstar752]

@GILakaGP3 aye right this was made first ya toby

[Seethru81]

@GILakaGP3 please tell me you're joking

[aleromero82]

Pure magic

[sarahharmon14]

let me get that at 0:03

[PoferinaDolshiGabana]

What Movie is this??

[BleeedStyler]

Its Mean Machine

[Ecofreak96]

This is y we don't play with psychos......LOL love this guy!!! I haven't seen this movie in a long time......

[B789c]

this is the 3rd movie Jason Statjam and Vinnie Jones have staredin together.both excellent actors.

[XxxRowan90]

best filllllmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Kingvenom7]

The Mean Machine (2001)

[akaki202]

I love this guy :D

[Psychocybinator]

Oh well. You found something better huh by looking?

[calcetinmojadodj]

jajaja the monk is lol

[rebrebni]

Psyho

[alalza0123456789alaz]

monk the beast LOL

[alalza0123456789alaz]

lol

[xgl5]

under taker vs monk vstermantor i lve to see that happening

[rydo99]

The Monk Vs kane from RAW iD pAy alot of money to see that match

[xgl5]

GGGOOOO MONK

[wwenaveed]

CREAM!

[Canallarodrigo]

q arquerazo

[Jesus00000000000]

Turley vs The Monk, now that would be something. Even though the Monk would totally own.

[hasenpfoten]

wie heißt der film

[311mitglied]

Mean Machine. kann ihc nur empfehlen, habe ihn selbst gesehen:)

[yaimthatguy]

i think its called mean machine my friend GOOOO CANADA!!!!!

[hasenpfoten]

what is this for a film wie heißt dieser film oder was ist das wo ist das her

ich möchte ddas wissen weil ich ein großer fan von jason statham bin

[YEAHHHHHH1983]

mean machine isses^^...

[waszumgeiersolldas]

The Monk: just the legendery Bert Trautmann can mess with him!

[CorruptedCurse]

scotand:

Having an epic accent is a BIRTH RIGHT.

[TheBrotherhoodOfSony]

trust me if your scottish and you go abroad for a holiday, go out in a kilt...guaranteed people buy you drinks and u get brim pussy

i always pack my kilt

[Silentjackal]

@CorruptedCurse You tell the Monk that....

[ayayayseba]

Can anybody please tell me the name of the song, when the two comentarist said you gotta love the monk. It is kinda irish. Please

[mattreddan1122334455]

I think its called "Captain Dread", but i've got no idea who its by. Its on youtube though.

[ayayayseba]

thanks a lot i found it. It is like you say, captain dread by the Dreadlocks

[Brogden10]

You should upload the whole film the have great quality.

[Dilly250515]

His eyes and expression after Danny tells him they are playing the guards is epic!

[BLAKEYBBLAKEY]

2:50

[0543154028]

Hi is sooo sexy man

[Nyxiz]

is that danny dyer playing the role of the guard during the examples?

[acmilankid08]

yes

[0543154028]

Jason Statham is the best actor in this world

relly .... I love Mr Statham so mutch

[KillerKahuna]

true dat m8 :P

You should go and check Crank High voltage and if you haven't watched crank then go and watch that first

[DistooHH]

@0543154028 marry him

[16nwb]

@0543154028 with u all the way

[emerz27]

no stop im in a bad way mateeee

[allroundmma1]

maan hes been bulking up sice this movie

[Jaymz00091]

"I heard he ate Hannibal the Cannibal" - legend

[MugenRac1ng]

Jason Statham is the best actor ever!

[masterpure6000]

ano he is class in transporter 12 but not 3 thats nopt very good

[daveo0o]

@MugenRac1ng tr00 tr00

[devilzown11]

@MugenRac1ng third best :$ after Al pacino & anthony hopkins!

[sexyxrs]

@devilzown11 hopkins is great choice ^^

[DriftKing0180]

@MugenRac1ng dont forget vincent ventressca, paul walker, chuck norris, jackie chan

[DriftKing0180]

@MugenRac1ng dont forget vincent ventressca, paul walker, chuck norris, jackie chan and simon baker

[ojndan]

not monks the grey haired one i think hes the govener

[ojndan]

i love that dudes eyebrows hes like an owl

[impossibleisfaby]

hahahaha

la raja esta pelicula wn

las caga

la vi cuando tenia como 12 años xD

del 2002

[WeaRTheD]

vinnie jones and john statham again in a film haha awesome in lock stock and two smoking barrells vinnie was a tough nut and john was pretty tough .

in snatch vinnie was a tough nut again and john was mediocre and in this vinnie is a wuss xD

and john is a pyscopath ^^

awesome

[adrhow]

its jason statham u idiot

[WeaRTheD]

oh ffs so i made one mistake i realised i had after i hit post comment but thought there wouldnt be any ass***** bothered to correct me .

guess i was wrong

[adrhow]

y dont u just say asshole like a normal person without censoring it u stupid cunt

[WeaRTheD]

because i dont resort to swearing on videos that dont need it so stfu

[Deano1000000]

I agree with adrhow. You really are a cunt. Well said adrhow.

[themassivebastard]

yep bit of a cunt

[WeaRTheD]

why am i a cunt i swear enough in normal life i just dont like swearing on youtube incase any children are reading the comments

[padz95]

i agree with everyone on this page ur a cunt

[GoodSirGundam]

Monk makes the movie. So crazy!

[OnAngelWings]

LOVE THE MONK! GO SCOTLAND!

[olliemad]

scotland ?

[OnAngelWings]

Yeah, he's Scottish in this film

[DashielDraven]

LOL

This smile after he broke his nose XD...

AWESOME XDDD!

Don´t know that movie, but it´s really great!!!

-> sorry for my bad english... I´m german

[adrhow]

well then...hallo meine youtube freunde...lol

[aurelrica]

where did evreribody hide this movie? man it's great man vinie jones and statham

[Shazif9]

luk at monk, an luk at the kali boy from longest yard, hes far better, cooler madder and he wud obviously destroy him 2, monk 4 life :)

[HornyLee19]

jason owned them all in this one

[leeds0united]

amazing how many direct similarities there are between the two remakes

[mortinoOWNS]

longest yard is another one of those movies where an american copies it and claims it as hiw own, and then makes millions off of it. big fan of the knew longest yard tho it is funny shit, but this the original.

[thomasheatley]

This is a remake of The Longest Yard from 1974 actually.

[RavenousJesus]

this time were copying them for once

[MoeKane01]

was longest yard a copy offa this or was this a copy offa the original longest yard??

[lilcow418]

pretty much a copy m8

[redman8903]

this seems really weird as im used to watching jason statham with an english accent. He seems weird with a weegie accent.

[Meldanen14]

"touch me again, and i'll rip yer fuckin' 'ead off!" Gotta love Mr. Statham =D

[Sweetgarden07]

It´s funny the way he says na!!!

[fletch24444]

DONT FUCK WITH THE SCOTS

[themunster]

FUCKIN' A FLETCH!

[RockAndRollWillie]

Monks Irish

[lgr1991]

monks scottish, the jock tht even the jocks are afraid off, got into some dark stuff in glasgow, tht not give you a clue?

[3rdStreetSaints4life]

nah he wouldnt mate half the people that watch this movies dont understand the difference between the accents lol

[steelooo1]

naw hes not they mention glasgow in it n can u not hear the accent?

[hulterbusy]

'that was before he took up karate'!!!! jokes man!!

[maurits667]

i wanne be him XD

he is cool

[solsticedj]

He is my new idol!!!

[trisiscool]

Stfu missbeautiful, lol.

[danny1993jason]

i lucv his bod, my fave actor and always will b!

[slexpis]

its very quiet

[maidenisbeast]

Monk is sooooo funny it is unreal!

[toadman521]

lol he owns everybody lol mental case a bit like me =D

[NellyMor]

lol... "i should take up karate"

"that was before he took up karate"

[xxdougieloverxx]

i just watched this movie its great..really funny in parts...

[supermofuckinbadass]

yeah i just watched it 2 on film 4