Astrid Gets A New Minion

[brotmann86]

just saw on your homepage that you're canadian :D

[DivineMystic1111]

Haha this makes me wonder what would happen if you actually did this to somebody who came to your door. Now I want to do this the next time a meter reader comes... or better yet, a Jehovah's Witness! LMAO!

[BadNews88]

Note to prospectus91:

Agreed...Her demand to "look me in the eye" would be VERY cheerfully and happily accepted!

[michelballer]

ceciley!

How come i never heard about these?

[RaybRay89]

ahh i wish we could hear it better!

[carljessome]

We are magical creatures thank you.

[bbdowns124]

your American accent keeps slipping thru your German accent.....

[eeli1]

This new guy is nummy. Mmmhmm :)

[AudibleOpinion]

He is Canadian. They are from Canada. See I know stuff!

[Silzarr]

you ugly piece of shit

[kidtaouk]

I'm Canadian, am I magical?

[prospectus91]

Even though we can only see one of Astrid's eyes, the eye that we can see is beautiful. Astrid is NEVER bullshit.

[studio54jojo]

canadians are magical creatures

[AstridVonAij]

It's true.  I have a few hiding under my bed right now and they just make life more delightful in general, studio54jojo.

xo- Astrid

[mignonhenne]

sexy 2/10

acting 3/10

[quitejaded]

"Toooothbrushes are beeauuttiifull" ?? lol!

[LisaNova]

That's my favorite line too!

xo- Lisa

[AstridVonAij]

Toothbrushes are delightful in so many ways, quitejaded and Lisa. Ja.

xo- Astrid

[Hippo158]

Ich möchte Ihre Babys haben und sie in meine Günstlinge bilden.

[mousegonemad]

Astrid turns me on and annoys me in equal measure. I must be strange.

[AstridVonAij]

Ja, roxtazino, I would rather have Bike on my chest than under my backside.

xo- Astrid

[tomprice494]

I will read you meters ;-)

Gorgeous house, by the way.

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, tomprice494, read me meters.

xo- Astrid

[leojd]

does your doorbell come with a knocker

[AstridVonAij]

This sounds like a very saucy question, leojd.

xo- Astrid

[theflorgeormix]

Astridtube

[AstridVonAij]

Yes. I should be the boss of everything. It would make the world better.

xo- Astrid

[littlefatbird]

Oh those Canadians...

[AstridVonAij]

They are delicious.  They taste just like maple syrup and Tim Horton's donuts.

xo- Astrid

[Gold3n3y3]

I want to be Number 49. How can we make that happen?

[AstridVonAij]

That number is already taken, liebchen. But you could be 249 if you like.

xo- Astrid

[moomookillertime]

love your videos! :D

[AstridVonAij]

You are a very good bunny, moomookillertime.

xo- Astrid

[Blahhhhhhhhh]

you remind me of an equally excentric greek girl I used to know. Great video!!!

[TheLastZombie]

I LOVED IT haha!

I'm Canadian..

Am I a magical creature? :D

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, Zombie. You are.

xo- Astrid

[TheLastZombie]

Thank you, that means very much to me.

<3

[jussts]

Canadians ARE magical creatures... it's true.

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

Just what meter is he supposed to be reading?

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

# 4 must have been wearing 2 eye patches because #4 never showed up

[purpledew]

Rachel! We want more!

ps, I love you!

[AstridVonAij]

THe next part will probably go up tomorrow, purpledew.

xo- Astrid

[chick5581]

mmmmm joe lol im jealous!! hehe lucky you!! omg they need 2 do this in america cuz i wouldnt sit on the couch and open my mouth...id scream at the top of my lungs for both of them! we&TBPSQUOd all be deaf by the end of the night! lol

[maxferrara]

It's impossible!! Too attractive!!

[AstridVonAij]

Nothing is impossible, maxferrara, if you put your mind to it.

xo- Astrid

[StrictlyLesbians3]

love the theme song at the beginning

canadians ARE magical creatures :)

but damn hes slow

GET HER JUICE!! how many time must she ask!!

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

the eye patch is hot

[AstridVonAij]

Stop looking at my eye patch!

xo- Astrid

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

get your minion's to wear an eye patch

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

I'm looking at your eye patch

[Pascal1990Pascal1990]

hahaha hilarious :b

Your great Rachel! :)

[britpoppansy]

oh, ceciley. just marry me and get it over with...you know, when obama legalizes it (yeah, right.)

[TwistedFateFilms]

Absolutely brilliant! Love the transitional music.

I want a magical creature of my own, too!

[AstridVonAij]

Go up to Canada my sweet, you can find them on the street for free!

xo- Astrid

[frethis555]

astrid is so beautiful.

[AstridVonAij]

This is a very good sentence, frethis555.

xo- Astrid

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

funny video

[AstridVonAij]

I don't see why you think it is funny. I find it deadly serious.

xo- Astrid

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

# 4 did not come to answer the door and your new minion # 48 did not get your juice for you. You got your own juice.

Need I mention more to you about the other things that were wrong?

Want to learn how to train a minion? Just ask

[crbdth]

actually... #48 did get the juice for her.

astrid rejected the first three juices he offerred and finally chose the pomegranate due to the superior health benefits and it's refreshingly crisp taste.

also....

art is not 'wrong'.

it may be beyond you, but it is not 'wrong'.

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

I was kidding-

[FluorideIsBadForYou]

#4 never showed up to answer the door

[crbdth]

maybe #4 was too busy with the last task they were assigned...?

you have a thing for #4 don't you?

[AstridVonAij]

My relationship with #4 is fraught with tension and delight, crbdth. It's true, ja.

xo- Astrid

[dortas7777]

lol!a very nice vid!

-Dor

[AstridVonAij]

Thank you Dor. I hope you have been keeping up with your schoolwork.

xo- Astrid

[sephorrud]

I am a Canadian too. Also I will try to keep better records.

[prisha91755]

I think I was employed by this woman. I just don'r recall the eye patch. Oh wait, she was a blond with tattooed eyebrows. They sure do have the same attitude though.

[ConditionRed333]

Okay, I will be minion #333. I suppose I'll be meeting the Devil halfway.

[ilymikedirnt]

i dont get these videos..

[kohlcass]

Astrid ich moechte deine neuest bunny essen! ich bitte dich!

[tomprice494]

I love your artistic vision! These Astrid videos are always so raw and off the wall, I can't get enough of them.

I agree, Canadians ARE magical creatures. Especially cute meter-reading, juice fetching canadians. You should make him do something canadian for your art... like play hockey while barking like a dog or something.

I can't wait for the sequel!

Love always,

Minion 49

[AstridVonAij]

#49, I don't know how you got the idea that this is some sort of democracy where you can say things like "you should...", but that is not how it works.

xo- Astrid

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

I love your face! im gonna watch this everyday! xo

[AstridVonAij]

I want to kiss you all over and spank you!

xo- Astrid

[theflorgeormix]

so tortured, so she tortures...I am looking at your eye patch

[AstridVonAij]

You are asking for trouble.

[RyanRossxox]

yessss i AM a magical creature!

im from canada! Canadieens are the best!!!!

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, RyanRossxox, give yourself a little scratch under the chin from me.

xo- Astrid

[aidanisnadia]

Hilarious.

Is there a Minion #13?

[thebdonski]

Pure excellence!

-bdonski

[AstridVonAij]

You are pure insouciance my sweet bdonski. When do I get to pet you again?

xo- Astrid

[JosayCruzy]

You need to make more videos like this!!!

[highrishdancer]

Sie sind hinter! Gott sei Dank! Ich hab' gedacht, dass ich sicherlich in Ihre Abwesenheit sterben wollte!

[highrishdancer]

Hinter!? Quatch... What am I thinking!? Zurück. I made that comment far too late at night.

[alienzen]

I felt the script was lacking and the dialogue just didn't flow. I just don't feel like astrid is a person I can believe in. I mean what are her motivations? Why does she want juice? Is the juice symbolic of some deeper inner turmoil? I just don't know..

[juliettejbird]

May I say... you are the most fabulously astounding artist ever to live. You are better than a thousand dada poems. I will be your minion. I shall be the best minion you ever had!

[RayBobb]

Your eye patch makes me think you would have been way better than Tom Cruise in that movie Valkyrie.

[highrishdancer]

No, actually Astrid was casted originally, but the insolent director was unable to find her adequate North-West facing accommodation for her and her traveling minions, so she had no choice but to decline. They had to settle for Cruise instead.

[AstridVonAij]

I was busy chiding McQuarrie about this just the other day, RayBobb. Clearly the character is based on me.

[CardboardMarzipan]

Hurrah, Astrid is back!! Astrid, I have missed you so terribly. <3 I wiggle my bunny nose in minionish delight! *nosewiggle*

[gh3770android]

im in awe of your greatness and beauty and dream someday to bring you juice too

canadians are indeed magical creatures!;)

[HollyMarie88]

What sort of juice were you drinking?

[AstridVonAij]

Pomegranate, bunny rabbit.

- Astrid

[dacreeguy]

pomegranate... good for the blood...

Astrid i think I love you!!! :x

[AstridVonAij]

You think you do, or you do? Equivocating is Bullshit.

xo- Astrid

[dacreeguy]

Alright I do!!!!

[filmester]

hilarious! in german: hilarioschnitze!

[AstridVonAij]

Ester, I send you air spankings, my sweet!

xo- Astrid

[UlanMoore]

Your The Most Amazing Woman Ever Created. I Heart You =]

[AstridVonAij]

Ulan, liebling, you have a very special place in my minion box.

xo- Astrid

[MIIAIIRIIK]

These Astrid videos get more entertaining, wonder what'll happen in the next part!

[AstridVonAij]

Wait and see, MIIAIIRIIK! It's delightful.

xo- Astrid

[sephorrud]

Can I be number 49?

[AstridVonAij]

I think you can be 149, sephorrud. #4 needs to keep better records.

xo- Astrid

[stealth5976]

lol Very Funny! 5 Stars

Dale

[AstridVonAij]

I send you air spankings in the place of air kisses.

xo- Astrid

[stealth5976]

Air Spankings My Favorite!...lol Cheers

Dale

[gavinbas]

nice product placement- *ahem* i mean what a great shirt he puts on- could it be that i could buy such a shirt some place?

[AstridVonAij]

Gavin, you saucy monkey! Every self respecting minion knows they can get a shirt on the CecileyJenkins website, artists have to live you know!

[Lilylulay]

cranberry juice? Good choice, minion :)

[AstridVonAij]

Pomegranate, Lilylulay. Even better.

xo- Astrid

[dacreeguy]

There's porn movies that start out this way :P

[AstridVonAij]

Porn is bullshit.

xo- Astrid

[AmunPtah]

Thank god, you're back Astrid. And you look more beautiful and sexier than ever. I would love to get you juice too or anything else for that matter.

[AstridVonAij]

I am pleased with your taste AmunPtah.

xo- Astrid

[scottdfan]

I fear for the toothbrush!!

[AstridVonAij]

The toothbrush has a special purpose!

xo- Astrid

[BreezyFilm]

haha, that was great. Glad to see a new video from ya!

[AstridVonAij]

You always have excellent taste, Breezy.

xo- Astrid

[tekkenhalo]

FINALLY ANOTHER VIDEO! Someone told me you lost your other eye and had to stay in the hospital.

[AstridVonAij]

My hospital stay had nothing to do with my eye.

xo- Astrid

[Bring0nTheWall]

BRING ON THE WALL!!!!!!

[ConditionRed333]

I want to be minion number 666.

[AstridVonAij]

I think someone might already have that number, ConditionRed333. Why not 333?

xo- Astrid

[dsalchow]

Astrid - I'll be minion #49, but I'll need to leave at 4 PM daily; sharp. And bring my kids with when they are sick.

[AstridVonAij]

Sick children?! I don't think so.

xo- Astrid

[Deathant]

G'day, Astrid. It is minion number 496.

Your video is at long last started, it amuses me, Ja.

I had missed you. Your lack of presence made me flustered with sadness, and-and remorse.

I love you. Ja.

<3

[AstridVonAij]

I am so glad, Deathant.

xo- Astrid

[tjbailey08]

Now I want some juice...

[AstridVonAij]

Get me some too, tjbailey08, now that you are up.

xo- Astrid

[BunnyNumber4000]

I deliver juice so much faster and with more oompf! Bunny48 needs a serious beating.

[AstridVonAij]

I will leave the beating to you BunnyNumber4000.

xo- Astrid

[the7thwreck]

astrid, you are beautiful. No more fat talk.

you are absolutely fascinating, ooze charisma and i just cant take my eyes off you when you fill my computer screen.

I would love to see some weird creative art videos made by you.

i just need MORE YOU! MORE YOU! MOOOORE!

5 stars and eternal love for this vid.

[AstridVonAij]

Well the conclusion to this piece will be on display quite soon, so you might just have your wish granted, liebling.

xo- Astrid

[Bizzy4000]

What have we done to deserve the treasure that is you today?

[AstridVonAij]

Bunny #4 had a resolution about putting out more videos this year.

xo- Astrid

[Castaa]

Meterman and minion are basically the same word in most languages. Except in Hungarian, where they aren't the same at all.

[AstridVonAij]

As always Castaa, you can be counted on for your insight.

xo- Astrid

[rhythm7a]

You are a magical creature!

[AstridVonAij]

prrr prrrr.

[nico3641]

Astrid, you are awesome and super hot. Yes?

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, nico. Good bunny. You may lick the spoon.

xo- Astrid

[nathaliecad]

you an lisa are awesome!

[AstridVonAij]

You powers of observation are excellent, nathaliecad, you are a good bunny.

xo- Astrid

[LisaNova]

I love when Astrid gets new minions!

[AstridVonAij]

That is because it takes the burden off of you.

[kevalenoxx]

ahhahaah I love Astrid!!

[AstridVonAij]

You clearly have excellent taste, kevalenoxx.

xo- Astrid

[IceCreamAllTheTime]

what about that poem?

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, yes, you harpy, it is coming.

xo- Astrid

[1dockthorwho23]

I am so happy that you have put something on your Hilarious go get me some Juices Please make more I will be a minion just give me a number.Please

[nemanxtube]

It is from regular life's. ;When Chaplin doing him , it is. ;ja ja, ok, im buny.

[jonniejoejonson]

I have a girlfriend who is just like you. What should i do?... Also why am i always the 137th or 228th person to view a video? Do i have OCD?

[AstridVonAij]

You should worship her as a goddess, jonniejoejonson. And you should play those numbers in the lottery, nice they are obviously attracted to you.

xo- Astrid

[LisaNova]

I wish the title "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" was not already taken, because that should clearly be the title of this video.

- Lisa

[AstridVonAij]

Clearly.

xo- Astrid

[minorityop]

Just wanted you to know that I am not looking at your eyepatch.

[AstridVonAij]

It is rude just to bring it up. No donuts for you!

xo- Astrid

[minorityop]

But I was NOT looking!

Can I have some donuts if I shine your shoes?

[AstridVonAij]

Maybe.

[CecMonster]

Brilliant.

[nemanxtube]

ja ja, my child is using 'hitler' salute, and I just have to salute him back!

[AstridVonAij]

I have to tell you nemanxtube, Germans don't really think Hitler is funny.

[0SwissChick0]

Omg love the shirt Astrid!

Canadians are indeed magical creatures ;)

[AstridVonAij]

Ja, 0SwissChick0. They are fun to nibble on.

xo- Astrid

[ItalianStallionette]

Dear God, please let me be a number for you!

[AstridVonAij]

How about 88? It is like two girls together.

xo- Astrid

[JIM2579]

LMAO, If Canadians are magical I am a runway model (jk) LOL, Awesome vid Astrid

[AstridVonAij]

You certainly look tall enough , Jim.

xo- Astrid

[doctorcatsburger]

Hahaaha If #48 don't work out Please keep Me in mind Astrid!

[AstridVonAij]

Certainly, Doctor. Meanwhile you may pet the video screen.

xo- Astrid

[LOLOMGWTFBBQANDREW]

I love you Astrid, #4 better shape up and get the door on time... damn disobedient minions.

[AstridVonAij]

I put her in the Blue Room, LOLOMGWTFBBQANDREW, and I think she will not be so badly behaved now.

xo- Astrid

[LOLOMGWTFBBQANDREW]

Brilliant, now I can sleep well tonight.

[heykevin22]

Hey, I'm Canadian and we are Magical!!!!

You remind me of Catherine Deneuve from the movie The Hunger.

-Kevin

[AstridVonAij]

Your compliment is even more magical than your Canadianness. Now go eat some donuts.

xo- Astrid

[LittleBanyan]

sometimes it is nice to be a little bit fat.

[AstridVonAij]

Ja, it is like you are hugging yourself.

xo- Astrid

[LittleBanyan]

I die! I dieeee!!!!

I fucking love astrid.

[AstridVonAij]

I hope the death you speak of is the "little death" they like to bandy about in France, liebling.

xo- Astrid

[LittleBanyan]

Astrid, would you say that your relationship with number 48 is more than that with other minions, because canadians are magical, and you like his chest?

[AnlamK]

Astrid, you are back! We missed you...

[AstridVonAij]

You are good AniamK, you may go and feed yourself some baby carrots.

xo- Astrid

[rach877]

:D awesome