EverymanHYBRID #2: The Night Jog

[kissxwithafistx]

"Where the fuck is sl-- OHH FUCK "

[fidych]

Ok, that first guy vincent is not in good enough of shape to be advising people on their exercise routines. Also you do not work out in JEANS. What are you doing man? It's so wrong.

[cookietheb5]

The sunset jog? Next time go on the Slender Man jog! Its where you run for your lives from god only knows what! If you survive the jog then you burn a lot of calories! And it took me a minute to figure out the static. I need to catch up on my Slendy mythos...

[velosiraptor23]

1:21 "Hey do you have twenty dol-... okay fine, fuck you too."

[Bombthief]

Evan makes me smile. XD Just a candid dude.

[Th3RedX]

dudes.... up your light exposure, I know a Flip Video can pick up light better than that.

[ReaperOfPears]

Jeff looks a lot like me... holy shit...

[MsNat909]

Does Vin say "jog" weird? Haha

[therandomdialer888]

@MsNat909 a night time joe-g

[Razorlvirus]

SCARED AS FUUUUCK

[shutupsilentjim]

"Hey guys! Can I be in your video? I'm really great at yoga!"

[bends legs and all 6 arms backwards]

"I call this one Downward-Facing Octopus!"

[GrantFerSure]

@shutupsilentjim I like how whenever someone makes a yoga reference they always mention a pose with "downward facing..."

Ain't complaining. At least I know where your head is at.

[poisodon1]

i believe you have a bit of an audience behind the glass there.

[Dakotathehedgehog9]

at 2:22 look by his head in the window

[Controversialize]

Slenderman just wants to learn how to get rock hard abs.

[kassyezombie]

There are so many reflections and shit I don't even know what to look at.

[IReallyAmIronMan]

Is all of this real advice lol

[kitsunecatcher]

Slendy just wanted to learn yoga! That's why he's lurking!

[AChrisStewart]

@1:45

Look carefully over his right shoulder......

[aurbina12]

thumbs if you tried the yoga, I did'n try it cause it's stupid, but thumbs if you did :D

[cmm3824]

I still don't think I've ever taken a jacuzzi...

[VsxFedora]

Anyone else think Vince pronounces "jog" weird?

[jelwood14]

was anyone else watching the windows on the door the whole time?

[kartmangrind666]

Ey minute 1:22 in the right... I think that's slendy

[InvaderRek]

Slendy ate the 4:09 second. Dude! Time is fattening!

[Kraele]

I think Slendy wanted some fitness tips, but he was camera shy, so he stayed outside. XD

[VaderforprezAZ09]

Ahh, the Windows Movie Maker... It's not excessive, so that's fine, but...

[MyQuakers]

where is the slender man?

am i the only one who foudn this so they could be fit?

[LxSound1]

i was promised slender man in this by a friend maybe she was trying to tell me something else though hmmm...

[backtoklondike]

@LxSound1 This is a slender man story. This is some relaxing build up before the nightmares begin. The story is on two diffrent channels. Use this link to follow along:

everymanhybrid.wikia.com/wiki/­Timeline_2010

(Don't worry it's not a spam site.)

[Guest1001]

I always knew about Slender Man but only just got "into" this yesterday. So far though, I think these guys have missed a trick; how wonderfully cheesy would it be if they said "follow our exercise tips and YOU will become a very slender man!"

Which also has a bit of Fridge Horror when you consider you might actually become Slender Man. Ehh, better to be him than be scared of him ...

[EggRoll434]

Can someone point out to me where you see him cuz i cant D:

[haileyyderppp]

@EggRoll434 watch the french doors while he's talking about yoga, especially before he starts doing the Downward Facing dog.

[zabboo123]

oh god in the beginning hes right there about to eat him!

[halofable574]

fuck you now i don't want to go running at night anymore

[336forlife]

Any fans of the Supernatural TV series? If so, Do you agree they should do a Slenderman episode?

[DragonflyDream96]

@336forlife YES

[FranticStatic]

We^re goin>g through the S#ame thing//

[chocolate11pie]

Have you ever noticed that Slendy targets people who are bad at what they do? Marble Hornets had bad filmmakers, EverymanHybrid had bad fitness video makers, and TribeTwelve had bad report makers.

[Gohstchan]

@chocolate11pie omg your right...at first they thought he was after kids, and then they thought o he just want twenty dollars.

but it all makes sense now...quick! give your theroy to the swollen eyeballs before its too late!

[ForestHero11]

@chocolate11pie The thing behind is that they aren't necessary bad, they've been tormented by the Slender man since childhood so they are bad at things because of this.

[AshleyPendragon]

@chocolate11pie ...that made me go study for about an hour o.e

[spookymoose]

@chocolate11pie My gosh...It's like the ultimate quality control agent!

[Hoogalindo]

@chocolate11pie Lmao.

[MrSlends]

@chocolate11pie wow, i watched all of them, and barely noticed that

[ReinaRyuuguDesu]

@chocolate11pie One thing they're good at is scaring people.

[iwannabethekid34x]

@chocolate11pie Slenderman just wants good quality videos and movies.

So he gets pissed off at people who make bad movies and targets them.

[Cavstic]

@chocolate11pie Bet Reagan had a meeting with this guy.

[TheSpicydragon124]

@chocolate11pie Hes a critic oAo

[HazelCarter287]

The way Vinnie says "Jog" really gets me. It sounds like "jug.'

[GarrettSonPeter]

LIES!!! Your muscles get sore because of the Lactic Acid that builds us in them as a result of Anaerobic Cellular Respiration. The release of Antibodies specifically targets the antigens of a pathogen, so that the pathogen will by phagocytoced by leucosomes like macrophage. Soaking in a Jacuzzi can help relieve the pain, but not for the reasons stated.

[Buddy1306]

@GarrettSonPeter Totally missed the point...

[GarrettSonPeter]

@Buddy1306 Yup, yes I did.

[duhstydncg]

Slender-count: 3

This will go up as I see Slenderman in these videos. 1 in vid number 1 and 2 in this vid.

[sushicupcake1]

I was saying OH SHIT OH SHIT through out the last feu minuets because slenderman was right out side the door bro

[LegendarySock]

So is this supposed to be scary or something?

[harrylane4]

@parkerw1997 about the 1600 stories, they were probably lighthearted bedtime stories. Ghats how germany does it.

[harrylane4]

@MrCasey94 so? That's the fun of it! Also, the forum was somethingawful. It was a part of a contest. Im not sure, but I think he won...

[parkerw1997]

@MrCasey94 no he isn't. His origins go back to 1600 Germany. But I don't believe in him nor do I believe he dosnt exist. Confusing hunh?

[SpecOpsStormTrooper]

@parkerw1997

It's funny. I think he's fake, but I'm still paranoid as shit about him, lol. And I think the Slenderman documentaries and other stuff is pretty cool too.

[VaderforprezAZ09]

@parkerw1997 You mean "Der Großmann"(The Tall Man)?

[MrMilo46]

eff my slow computer rargh it freezes up at the most unimportant parts of the video and I don't get to see slendy >:U

[1337w0n]

while taking a hot bath does RELAX muscles, antibodies do NOT heal muscles, and I do not think that taking a bath releases antibodies.

[parkerw1997]

@piehider also here's a scary one: two girls disapeared at a party. A week later they found her... Impaled on a tall tree. One guy left the party because he had dreams of a guy with no face looking in the cabin window. A week or so later his house was found destroyed and he went missing.

[parkerw1997]

@piehider read the stories about slenderman from 1600 Germany. And the old child disapearences, horse farm incident, etc.

[MrCasey94]

@parkerw1997 Also, if you google Slender Man, you'll find that it's completely made up :D

[argebarse]

@MrCasey94 yeah, not true. I've seen him

[MrCasey94]

@argebarse Your not actually serious? There is undeniable proof that he doesn't exist, if you look hard enough you could probably find the exact forum where he was made up.

[argebarse]

@MrCasey94 Of course I'm not serious, I was just hoping to make it slightly more creepy for people who don't know

[poggyproductions]

Is it just me or is he also there at 2:22? O.o

[MrVulgaris]

@poggyproductions Shit, man, good call! The clue is really in the distorted audio.

[shadowthehh2]

im learning how to get healthy while being scared as fuck! THIS. IS. AWSOME!

[piehider]

none of these crappy slender man things are even scary,hes waring a suit ..... its just lame and all these videos are just badly done even for fakes the whole lot of them,the hornets and all

here in Australia if you want something real and scarey listen to the native Australians tales of the "tall men" and many more morbid entitys that'l scare you

[Flint925]

@piehider ...well at least I'm learning how to exercise! XD

[piehider]

@Flint925 yeah good point haha XD

[Flint925]

@piehider Yeah hornets would be better if the acting gets better but its still going on though so we'll see.

[E100Omega123]

After spending the $20 he got from alex on junkfood, slendy needs to loose a few pounds. Why do you think he's after a health nut?

[ghostluver711]

1:22 is why he is stalking them. they didnt give him ride when his car broke down.

[lolbobs]

@ghostluver711

Poor slendy. :(

[ThePwnageDude56]

1:22

What the fuck was that? Look to the right! O_o

[skater9701]

@ThePwnageDude56 Holy crap! Uhh, if this stuff is real their in trouble...

[DaydreamAnonymous09]

@ThePwnageDude56 Could have been a road sign, to be fair :p

[ThePwnageDude56]

@DaydreamAnonymous09

I don't think it was, didn't you hear the static interference and see the white thing?

[AngelGuide1]

@ThePwnageDude56 Slenderman is just a bad hitchhiker :(

[monkeekiller20]

hah good one, im not night running after that

[BugMoneyFishing]

@kazejin7 2:25 left top winodw

[powpowman98]

1:20 Slendy's car broke down.

[5282890]

for some reason i cant help but give slendy a silly voice

[Kiriain]

First of all, that Downward Dog wasn't anywhere near proper. And the whole thing with alternating the legs? That's a lunge, not a Downward Dog. Also, you have to bend. Keep your back straight, but bend at the hips and make a V shape.

[haleygutterud]

@Kiriain .....You obviously don't know what a lunge thing. Other than alternating legs, that is no where near a lunge.

[PrototypeClex]

Not really that much to talk about. I still prefer the Cobra to Downward Dog or whatever. I'm gonna start calling it that

[Damage093]

I'm not watching these for Slenderman, I'm watching for the health tips.

[Orthropox14]

nobody gives the rake any attention. slendy isnt that scary. the rake is fucking terrifying.

[leafthebrave]

@Orthropox14 they are both terrifying

[Frday101]

OKAY HOLD ON! Go-to health while on a budget... this implies they have a Jacuzzi to? lul

[Doomybiscuit]

@Frday101 They spent so little on fitness-- that they could afford a Jacuzzi. Smart.

[Doomybiscuit]

@Frday101 They spent so little on fitness-- that they could afford a Jacuzzi. Smart.

[operati0nivy]

I don't see it XD

[SableDement]

Vincent reminds me of Mac from Its Always Sunny

[lolhardful]

i find this easy to masturbate to.

[LittleYaoiDevil]

I like how they didn't even notice him standing right outside the window.

[IDontTrustSheep]

Theres a new slender man channel starting out called doingJACKALL, if you like this then check it out now so your not playing catchup

[BootyJuiceJamboree]

@IDontTrustSheep

It's kinda lame though..

[Xelamorph67]

@IDontTrustSheep It's pretty good, aint it? :D

[SaganMahBoi]

Good thing he's already stretched! Amirite!?!

[AlwaysProProduction]

As hes driving slendys on the right side when the fuzz comes on

[123GhostMonkey]

@AlwaysProProduction to hell hes right out side the window on the left at 1:45

[RedMagesAreCool]

People don't be scared of slendy. he's a normal person like you or me. He just wants to know how to do yoga without having to pay.

[MrSatternJr]

@RedMagesAreCool he is. i couldnt understand tribetwelve's video on the plane. slenderman was getting a part time job as a flight atendent (to earn his $20) then he gets fired due to racists who dont like multi arm tentacle wielding faceless monsters!

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@kazejin7 1:22 You can kinda see his head to the right. The sound is kinda "staticky ", which is supposed to reveal his appearance.

[KingdomComeA7X]

I was just WAITING for Slendy to appear outside the door window.

[tehfrog]

@KingdomComeA7X he is in the window. Top left corner, you can see his collar and tie.

[s71elite]

anybody else see him just outside the window while the dude was stretching?

[duckey75]

@s71elite yes.

[Insomniacwithnolife]

"This is the Cobra stretch. Other people call this dog stretch but those people are stupid"

Gotta love Evan xP

[BrandonSpikeFink]

Yes, because the only thing I want is a person with a rock hard, beautiful stomach....

[TheHolyheadshot]

That's supposed to be Slenderman at 1:22 right? I keep seeing his head on the right after the static. I keep lmaoing too at the fact he can't get you XD

[Penguin11Trashman]

Slenderman: Causes static problems

[effeilensucre]

Slendy obviously didn't need to stretch his arms.

[MrMoustaffa]

I cant see him at all, I have no idea why. He's in the window and the side of the road right?

[dmanstheone]

Huh, even though it's slender man related I think I could really use these videos to help me get in shape. I'll watch while jogging on the treadmill so I can work out, and get the shit scared out of me :D

[Jimbobob5536]

@dmanstheone Use the fear as motivation to run faster! :D

......and now I am the dead, bleh. XP

[r0cKmEsExYjEsUs]

@dmanstheone if you get god at jogging, you can outrun the Slenderman!

[terenceandphillip74]

so...i havent seen anyone mention the fact that he appears at 1:22

[McMuffin1251Strokes]

i thought this was going to be scary...........

[TheDarkUsername]

2:09 - What's what in the window? And is it the camera that's causing the static, or...?

[AriesGoddess93]

C'mon man... Slendy just wants to be in all your guys's videos! Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID. He just likes a bit of camera action's all.

[FunnyShizzels]

@AriesGoddess93 CHeck out tribetwelve also

[SwiftSuicune]

Anyone who says they didn't see Slenderman must be trolling or just stupid.

[ItsTomFaba]

how does one "jacuzzi"

[jellywillreturn]

@ItsTomFaba

He said "take a jacuzzi", as in steal one from the nearest store. I followed his advice and now I'm a millionaire.

[kmofoshomyho]

**ITS CALLED A FUCKING SEAL STRETCH!!!!!!!!!! DOWNVOTE!!!!**

also was the slenderman in this one i didnt see him....

[MrHallRight]

@kmofoshomyho HE was at the audi distortion at like 1:20 he is on right side of road

[Gallifreyful]

I'm getting my fix of creepiness and I'm learning good stretching techniques. What more could i ask for?? hahhaha

[JestersGhost]

"On my... Yoga mat." That was probably the most smooth sentence i've heard this month.

[smdegreg]

I don't see Slender Man anywhere

[monkeynade126]

Vincent looks like the guy from A Day to Remember

[Arquive]

I think Lord Voldemort joined Men In Black.

[QuincysRcool]

Slender Man is there when there is a static noise.

[EpicOdysseus]

What's funny is, despite looking for all the Slendy references, I'm getting really good info about stretching. I exercise all the time and never stretch. I actually might start to now :)

[Arquive]

Dude stop moving the camera up and down... You make me nervous... ¬¬ Everytime the camera looks up I check the window/door.

[AyameIsPrincessKira]

wow. how do you ignore him when he's that close to your car?

[markingsinthewood]

Evan is already begining to get a little bald spot

[toshibegood]

what does this have to do with slender man?

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

@toshibegood Slender Man is somewhere in there.

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

@toshibegood Slenderman is on the side of the street at 1:23, when the sound gets all fuzzy.

[toshibegood]

@The1AndOnlySAGAKing ohhhhhh.....|D My Bad

[toshibegood]

@The1AndOnlySAGAKing O GAWD! HES REAL!!!! DX I SAWWWW HIM!

[Arquive]

@The1AndOnlySAGAKing It was hard for me to find him xD

[alopez3202]

slendy is a video bomber >.<

[dilwit]

the kitchen at 44 seconds is the same kitchen layout as mine O.O

[MsAnahigh2193]

The little wooden man behind him is the same one from Jay's videos of the house that Alex and Brian are supposed to be in. Am I right? Or am I imagining?

[336forlife]

@MsAnahigh2193 Your right i noticed it too :3

[Cloverkat13]

@MsAnahigh2193 it's the same style, but not the same one. I think the one in Marble Hornets its an actual doll, and is made from fabric

[TheLastHylianTitan]

@MsAnahigh2193 no, sorry. artists use those wooden dolls as tools so they can see how to draw poses. the doll is moveable, so you can sit it down, make it stand on one leg, etc. they're at barnes and noble.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Poor guys.

Just doing their own Slendy-blog, and then he comes after them. Shame.

[IAmDeadlySerious]

That little playground he passes by, looks similar to the one from near the beginning of marble hornets... just sayin

[eoindotcom]

what happened to 4:09?

[Ryz999]

@eoindotcom Slenderman stole it.

[TheYousuck1994]

You guys are awesome:D

[iartist01]

We get a good exercise video and slenderman all in one. How nice. :)

[MCulpa]

on my...YOGA MAT

[courtneyvousaime]

I can't see anything, I don't know what you're talking abou-

OH GOD

OH GOD

[SlendysWatchingMe]

The way Slendy goes by in the car bit is pretty awesome, I must say.

[LolAmyxD]

I didn't see it the first time XD

[vnom84]

Whats the big deal? The guy's just stretchi-OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[gng0fan]

Oh man I watched this twice before I saw him. D: Damn that is creepy.

[Coryuken]

I'm being scared AND learning how to be fit!

[SawdowKight]

i think i can see him in the far left side of the door if you look closely before the static starts

[Fulltonic]

where is he? i cant see him D:

[awnserpoint]

cobra stretch is balding 

[CorbanNoah]

I didn't even see him the first time