Best frenn Billy had a 10 foot willy and showed it to the girl nest door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake now its only 5'4! Sounds like a nursery ryhme.
..."like butter":)......"is a my birthday" I love his accent. The food is too spicy for him!:)
hahahahahahahahhahaha-piss/fish, hot piss/fish, he's sweating like crazy. That's right middle eastern food is too much to handle for some Americans. :)
@97shawtay nooo chillax im indian lmfaoo...peace<3 im just saying i was born here im 17 years old indian american born its hard to put up with fobs lmfaoo lols
best friend billy had ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door she though it was a snake so she hit with a rake and now its only 5 foot 4 #LOL
my best friend billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with rake, now it's only 5 feet 4
Best friend billy had 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door! She thought it was snake so she hit it with a rake! now its only pive poot four!!
Woah there, people, I'm not Gujju, personally, and in my opinion roti sounds better than rotli. But that's just because I'm used to it. Same with you guys, you're used to saying it the way you think it sounds best! No need to call anyone a benchod, people. Let's chill out, we're all desi, that's what matters in the end, right?
Best friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only five foot four!
xDDDDD God, I want his version of the song on my iPod!!
He says "all because a brother tried to play me on the trigger. He missed. So now the beggars pissed. Rude and crude like a pitbull get to the point. You're fuckign car is getting pulled now." lol but whats the songs name in real life?
my friend billy had a ten foot willy n he showed it o the girl next door.she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only five foot four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahhaahhahahaha!!!!!!lol!!!!!
After listening carefully with headphones I disagree with you. He's clearly saying "potty dog," you can clearly hear he's saying "tt" and not "rr."
Sanjeev can probably speak English clearer than many Indians, he exaggerates the accent for comic effect, for example "varm it" instead of "warm it." He knows better and he could say it clearly if he wanted to.
ummm i trust myself cuz i have the south asian mother with the same accent.....ya its "purry", and the P and F only exchange at certain times, i.e. "KING PISSER"
dude calm urself my mom has an indian accent and so do all my friends, its FURRY DOG
Its not like a hot dog stand, the American.American food you go to the hot dog stand the fat guy with a small t-shirt sweating all over the food. goes to bathroom does the poo and the pee doesnt the wash the hands and makes ur wiener.put in inside bun and u put the ketchup, mustard and relish ..and stick in ur mouth and oo its American Food- Sanjeev Patel lmao!!!
best friend billy had a ten foot willy so he showed it to the girl next door. she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake. now hes only 5 foot tall. ROTFLMFAO. i could watch this n laugh every time!
kingpisser :P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ronakdas1994 4 weeks ago
I LOVE HOW HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S SINGING!
ladyfishermen10 2 months ago
Cleaning up the poopy poop and cleaning up the crappy crap! lol I love Indians! I'm gald I am one!
ladyfishermen10 2 months ago
thats thai (dustin groove huh I love soup)
parth170919 2 months ago
I lowe it ;-p
ThatsBrilliant25 2 months ago
at 7:05 "your taste buddies in the mouth" hahaha
boddahtheband 3 months ago 2
HAHA!!! I <3 HOW HE SAYS "SURPRISE" AT 2:36 LOL!
KOMIENSIMMIE 7 months ago
HAHAHA, he its not his birthday!
techhead1235 7 months ago
haha the way he says "you shtick it in your mouth"
cemsengul16 8 months ago
Dude, clubbed fingers can be a sign of anemia.
ambidextrality 10 months ago
what songs is it at the begining?
purplebanana127 10 months ago
LMAO first of all its not my birthday
360Skelly 11 months ago
awesome
pdx007rox 11 months ago
Listen closely at 0:21 he says "Fish" properly but later at 6:25 he says "Piss"
CURRYKING21 11 months ago
@CURRYKING21 ya lol he can speak english perfect he is just doing the accent, to make it funny.
debargha271 11 months ago
@debargha271 This is because Indian accents are fun to do. As an American of Indian descent, I can confirm this.
V2Blast 4 months ago
wwowowoowo
send2rahul 1 year ago
he had an allergic reaction??????
dhruvilkansara1 1 year ago
@dhruvilkansara1 He is white, so the food was way too spicy for him.
CURRYKING21 11 months ago
butter doesnt make stuff spicy retard
dhruvilkansara1 1 year ago
Best frenn Billy had a 10 foot willy and showed it to the girl nest door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake now its only 5'4! Sounds like a nursery ryhme.
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haha 0:43 to 0:48 !!! lol
xBrOhAmSaMx 1 year ago
haha 0:43 to 0:48 !!! lol
xBrOhAmSaMx 1 year ago
LOOL POPPY POOP
hollisterrbabex3 1 year ago
Kingpisser!!! LMAO...
NikJazzLuva 1 year ago
best friend billy had a ten foot willy :P lol
Misclaneous 1 year ago
Cleaning up the poopy poop *in indian accent*
rubydubyish 1 year ago
..."like butter":)......"is a my birthday" I love his accent. The food is too spicy for him!:)
hahahahahahahahhahaha-piss/fish, hot piss/fish, he's sweating like crazy. That's right middle eastern food is too much to handle for some Americans. :)
pcpro1000 1 year ago
@pcpro1000 india is not in the middle east dumbass its in southern asia jackass!
tuugfo 8 months ago
funny. luuuv it :)
jonosue 1 year ago
and THAT is why you dont bring a white man to a brown restraunt xD
screampie755 1 year ago
I'm an Indian, and gulab jamun is sweet and delicious. And indian food is way better than american!
cocolabz 1 year ago 7
@cocolabz im indian too, but i'd disagree with that comment
5m4rtguy91 1 year ago
@cocolabz i agree
ladyfishermen10 2 months ago
holla at Devon Av.. chi town representin us guju's proudly!!
deipan 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahhhhaa oohh is american food
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erinnquoncjd 1 year ago
haha smells like grass!!!!
computerhelper303 1 year ago
man i miss these times<33 wow what a great friend to put up with indian people he is a brave man hah
xglowingangelx 1 year ago
@xglowingangelx is that supposed to be offensive
97shawtay 1 year ago
@97shawtay nooo chillax im indian lmfaoo...peace<3 im just saying i was born here im 17 years old indian american born its hard to put up with fobs lmfaoo lols
xglowingangelx 1 year ago
haha
jaybaba2003 1 year ago
isa nat so delisous!
dumd1ddly 1 year ago
everything he says he says like somosa is soy sause
pr4t1kg 1 year ago
can someone tell me the song name at the end
ViperRKOfan4eva 1 year ago
They got PISS You want some PISS
blaazinmarc 1 year ago 4
i absolutely LOVE when he sings. lol
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dbaig187 1 year ago
best friend billy had ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door she though it was a snake so she hit with a rake and now its only 5 foot 4 #LOL
pr4t1kg 1 year ago
First of all, it's not my birthday. Second of all, it tastes like donkey crap...
BunkerDudes 1 year ago
lol "You know you could put a little butter" xD I love his accent!!!!!
MMM RAMEN, I LOVE RAMEN!!!! xD!!!
I'd rather eat that dog poop that i saw outside!!!!! THIS GUY IS CRACKING ME UP XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guys sweating!!!!
lol amrican, its american dammit!!!
MultiTorresFan9 1 year ago
lol i undestand how he feels
ambey1323 1 year ago
first class lmao! thats in every indians vocab lol!
koosoos123 1 year ago 2
that was great.
walletclan 1 year ago
look at this nice guy cleaning up the purry dog, cleaning up the poppy poop
shuarma0 1 year ago
hahahahha
sublime252 1 year ago
Flippin Hilarious!
rassmalaii 1 year ago
this guy talks like my uncle who came from india its perfect and funny as hell
cHiToWnKiNg24 1 year ago
king pisser LOL
canuck1980 1 year ago
my best friend billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with rake, now it's only 5 feet 4
ImTanweer93 1 year ago 25
this is hilarious!
bia07gp4u 1 year ago
dat song sounds familiar is der an actual song dat sounds lyk dat??
cena809 1 year ago
who are the 22 fools who don't like this video??
bqureshi21 1 year ago 3
i really hope that guy doesnt actually have that accent! cuz people wud make fun of him.. and btw the vids are great make more
moofgtalover 1 year ago
@moofgtalover nah he really doesn't he just pools it off perfectly!
K2theron 1 year ago
@moofgtalover just cause of an accent nahhh
lavi332 1 year ago
@lavi332 oh yeah they will. they will definitely make fun of him
moofgtalover 1 year ago
lmfaaooo "penut butter jelly pidza"
Damonx360x 1 year ago
dip it and pop it
thewizzinator31 1 year ago
it tastes like donkey doo
jlynks101 1 year ago
U want some piss? Oh no no no. Its hot piss. Oh fish... at 6:26-6:34
Blackdeath5008 1 year ago 3
need spice make it tikku how about butter
Butter is not spicy lol dog shit
pr4t1kg 1 year ago
hahahaha kingpisser!!!!! amrikan! haha where is this shot?!!? gulab jambu shit man, thats epic
kpankh07 1 year ago
hahahah this is proper gujarati! haha just the same as the uk gujjus!
kpankh07 1 year ago
@kpankh07 big up the gujarati massive
pr4t1kg 1 year ago
who sings the song in the begining
Fallensk8er4lif 1 year ago
She hit it with a rake and now he's only pie put pour.. LOL
BlakePlaya 1 year ago 3
5:42 - 6:05
Best part. XD
voidnothing 1 year ago
hot piss
TheAxeMan12321 2 years ago
Best friend billy had 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door! She thought it was snake so she hit it with a rake! now its only pive poot four!!
mutti786 2 years ago 3
pive poot por
mutti786 2 years ago
Haha. He's guju xD
goldeneye007662 2 years ago
Woah there, people, I'm not Gujju, personally, and in my opinion roti sounds better than rotli. But that's just because I'm used to it. Same with you guys, you're used to saying it the way you think it sounds best! No need to call anyone a benchod, people. Let's chill out, we're all desi, that's what matters in the end, right?
tashamatasha23 2 years ago 4
anyone here from MLID?
SugarCandyZee 2 years ago 52
@SugarCandyZee Hellaaaa (: I knew about this video before MLID, but I'm from there d:
tashamatasha23 2 years ago
@SugarCandyZee that site is such a fail they never post my shit, its way better then there crap
BALJIT147 1 year ago
@SugarCandyZee i amm!
icyqueen93 1 year ago
loooooool first of all, its not my birthday
7uppopo 2 years ago
LMAOOO HES A GUJU
shakshakhorra 2 years ago
@shakshakhorra LOOOL
mentalboyanil 2 years ago
LOOLLL I like it when he says rotli :)
shakshakhorra 2 years ago
i <333 rotli. with GHEE mmmm
5utar1a 2 years ago
@shakshakhorra i hate it when they say rotli instead of roti ¬_¬
mentalboyanil 2 years ago 2
its rotli you benchod deal with it
roti sounds gay
JattfromGujarat 2 years ago
maaaaaaaaaaadachod!
AlbanZap 1 year ago
@jattfromgujarat you sound gay, ROTI is the best, take it from a JattifromMirpur
RoseTruth 1 year ago
YESS HES A GUJJU OMG !!! OHH Muhhh GAWSHHH HES Gujarat!!!
JattfromGujarat 2 years ago
Hahaha I seriously lol'd at this video
thedesperate4eva 2 years ago
lmfao
they live soo close to me :-D
jarintasnim 2 years ago
white guy: do you want some soup?
indian guy: thats a dai (yogurt).
white guy: i love soup
lol
trainman95 2 years ago
If you're brown and you understand the language, notice what he says from 5:43 to 6:00 when he's talking about the "bun"...
omerlicious 2 years ago
HAHAHA crappy crap!
...lol sanjeev's accent is hilarious!
this is HILARIOUS!
NaUvEeRaKhAn 2 years ago
in the beginning when they eat the pork whatever, it looks like paani puri...if any one knows what im talking about.
SWORDDANCERS 2 years ago
@SWORDDANCERS Yes! I was thinking the exact thing!
tashamatasha23 2 years ago
Best friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only five foot four!
xDDDDD God, I want his version of the song on my iPod!!
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hardsofine26 2 years ago
I have the hots for the Indian guy in this video...I <3 brownies...MMMMM he's hot as hell!!!
hardsofine26 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOO !!!
is this crab?
no its a samosa
desichicka786 2 years ago
i love the beginning rap of the idian guy hahaha
Member345a 2 years ago 2
American guy: do they have sushi here ?
Indian guy : In the Indian Resturant ?
American Guy: yeah
Indian guy: no they got piss
American guy: What ?
Indian Guy: you want some piss?
American guy: No no no
Indian guy: It hot piss
lmfaO he ment Fish xD
XXRandomxRainbowXX 2 years ago
"American food has no culture" xD
My asian parents would agree.
911cyco 2 years ago 3
whats the name of the background music that plays when they start heading to the restaurant and when theyre in the car?
cool4abs 2 years ago
i have arthritis so i sweat a lot. lol
kamikazzi92 2 years ago
lol-surprise!
ratapatpatonthewall 2 years ago
What is it? Hot, Fried , Wet Balls! LOLLLL
arsy14 2 years ago
hahaha devon addiction
gagaster12 2 years ago
? cutting up lettuce with a pizza cutter?
Alexhrd 2 years ago 33
cabbage?
doughnut4life 2 years ago
my salivary glands are going crazy
ajkpchee1 2 years ago
6:27......is eipc lol!
justgeev 2 years ago
eipc indeed
ajkpchee1 2 years ago
shit it luks like the food for animal...
Affanaman786 2 years ago
Sanjeev u got to do another video.
xAlmostskater 2 years ago 2
Uh... It's not so delicious LOL
DragonessMotou 2 years ago 3
its a first class
dmavrulsz 2 years ago
hahahahaha and now it's only phive phut phour!!
angelichuman 2 years ago
6:38 LMFAO 'thats a dhai'
wazzupmybrotha 2 years ago
He says "all because a brother tried to play me on the trigger. He missed. So now the beggars pissed. Rude and crude like a pitbull get to the point. You're fuckign car is getting pulled now." lol but whats the songs name in real life?
MrZfunny 2 years ago
What's the very first lyric that Sanjeev sings? Something like:
All because a brother taco preemie on the trigger he missed! So now the belle is pissed!
TheLarryBrown 2 years ago
maybe you just dont like american food because your a racist! lmao
yasorachi 2 years ago
my friend billy had a ten foot willy n he showed it o the girl next door.she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only five foot four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahhaahhahahaha!!!!!!lol!!!!!
nikhil1995 2 years ago
kingfisher is english term...lol...
brijeshchauhan 2 years ago 4
+taste buddies!lol
ThePappu1985 2 years ago
nd my other favorite part 2:17 "It's a not so delisseous." LOL
bqureshi390 2 years ago 2
"Eh, no I don't want it, the parks." (pork) LOLLL
bqureshi390 2 years ago
ahahahahaha funniest crap ever!!
MJdescendant 2 years ago
hes saying "clean up the furry dog"
thugdiina 2 years ago
Look at this nice guy, cleaning up the potty dog, cleaning up the poopy poop and all of the crappy crap.
TheLarryBrown 2 years ago
not the "potty dog". with his accent, he cant say "F's" F for us becomes a P
thugdiina 2 years ago
Thugdiina:
After listening carefully with headphones I disagree with you. He's clearly saying "potty dog," you can clearly hear he's saying "tt" and not "rr."
Sanjeev can probably speak English clearer than many Indians, he exaggerates the accent for comic effect, for example "varm it" instead of "warm it." He knows better and he could say it clearly if he wanted to.
TheLarryBrown 2 years ago
If you were right about the "P" and "F" issue he would have said:
Look at this nice guy cleaning uf the purry dog, cleaning uf the foofy foof, and all of the craffy craf."
hahahaha. That would have been funny but no one would have gotten it.
TheLarryBrown 2 years ago
ummm i trust myself cuz i have the south asian mother with the same accent.....ya its "purry", and the P and F only exchange at certain times, i.e. "KING PISSER"
dude calm urself my mom has an indian accent and so do all my friends, its FURRY DOG
thugdiina 2 years ago
peanut butter jelly pizza! xD 7:22 - 7:25
freeplay2414 2 years ago
LOL "i have arthritis... so i sweat a lot" XD
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deepsavani 2 years ago
lmfaooooo
ive been to devon street wow
shilpinator 2 years ago
HAHAHA "You want some soup?" " That is dhai" AHAHAHAHAH gujis =D
RenderingGlintFilms 2 years ago
this is so freakin funny lmfao
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vinny1010 2 years ago
pointless, but hilariously great
LiveToLoveParamore 2 years ago
5:42 to 6:05 ahahahah lmfao best part
vtechbound 2 years ago
whats the song the indian is singing in the beginning
moneyninja95 2 years ago
Lol 0:06 to 0:10 Rude crude get to the point your fucking card is getting pulled now
Kingkewly 2 years ago
litil bit spice inside
abidnader 2 years ago
pirst of all its not my birthday
ilovetoeatrice 2 years ago
"taste like a donkey dunk" lmao
tallguy722 2 years ago
i could go for some indian food rite now maybe some samosa
izurz 2 years ago 5
Its not like a hot dog stand, the American.American food you go to the hot dog stand the fat guy with a small t-shirt sweating all over the food. goes to bathroom does the poo and the pee doesnt the wash the hands and makes ur wiener.put in inside bun and u put the ketchup, mustard and relish ..and stick in ur mouth and oo its American Food- Sanjeev Patel lmao!!!
mabeline786 2 years ago 9
7:24 peanut butter jelly pizza hahahaha
george15935 2 years ago 3
heyy look at this guy cleaning up the puddy pud and the poopy poop and all the crapy crap
DarkNavy87 2 years ago 3
Hey look at that [night tyke?] cleaning up the potty dog, cleaning up the poopy poop, and all of the crappy crap.
LarryBrown2 2 years ago
Lol nope. "Hey look at that nice guy ect.."
cutielover23 2 years ago
is this filmed in chicago?
smavi89 2 years ago 2
i love me some indian food
herndonboy13 2 years ago 3
I'm bengali too !
BENGALI FTW :D
ABRARhaque 2 years ago 5
haha all the way (I'm bengali too)
WeirdoNabido 2 years ago
ZOMG I AM BENGALI ZOMG.....ha
Bengali14 2 years ago 4
best friend billy had a ten foot willy so he showed it to the girl next door. she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake. now hes only 5 foot tall. ROTFLMFAO. i could watch this n laugh every time!
daveblade1 2 years ago 4
"Maybe you don't like American food cuz you're... a racist" LOL, I love this stuff. :)
Kasak1984 2 years ago 3
they didnt even eat the gulabjamun(Hot, Fried, Wet Balls)
demonslayer104 2 years ago 5
I agree he is cute
lifesabeach0011 2 years ago 2
that guy sanjeev is kinda cute...
i dont know why i think this.....but i do
o004dr100o 2 years ago 2
Thumbs Up, Maaza, and Limca
thelemurianprince 2 years ago
wow, im indian and the food is spicy!
TheCrueFan89 2 years ago 2
Yeah, this is funny as crap peeps, and i am indian :P
11thMage 2 years ago
so am i
Sahir8 2 years ago
she hit it whith a ake now hes only 5 foot 4 genious
55hellfire 2 years ago 2
He's getting friggin sweatty.
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DavidTheSilencer 2 years ago
LOL i am indian guji and this is FUNNY
ne1l007 2 years ago 3
4:56
LOL
".....king fisher, is that an indian term?"
"it's an american term."
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