JAVA 4-EVER - Official Trailer

[megametalpriest]

I am seriously wanting this to be an actual major motion picture

I would be so happy

[Mapawyx]

Its norwegian, not dutch,

[newen85]

Love it

[0x28]

LoL those Scandinavian people. Always with a potato in their mouth.

[LonelySpooky]

@0x28 Hahahaha

[vaidalex2]

Guys! You must use COBOL !! Forever !

[MrKnKill]

mono lisa

[luccaskunk]

Whoever made this video is full of shit. They've apparently never heard of Mono.

[Firelinx]

i wanna watch. so awesome.

[filaktet]

Amazing video, i'll be learn Java :)

[Pepyrss]

Guys please tell me if there is a real movie about this or it's kinda joke :)

I can't find it anywhere and it's worth watching it

[Roodypoo999]

@Pepyrss of course it's not real you muppet lol

[adrianm15]

C++ !

[TheReviewerable]

I would soooo watch this!

[Warmveggiesandwich]

That sex scene was hot.

[topetoBG]

is this a real movie?

[portegal1]

whahahahahahaha XD Java is not my language...I like .Net more

[radexpp]

Java, .NET, C#, C, C++ all suck.

Ruby 4ever!

[NagelNummer19]

I don't use Windows (FreeBSD / Linux) and I think that Java is garbage and C# is way better.

Anyways, Python is much better than C# if your applicatzionis not performance critical. Else I'd use C++.

[sensitivebeat]

C# > java anyday.

[TimonKaiPumpa]

.not roflmao

[superkellerman8D]

Or, you know, C++...

or C...

[zumpo1977]

what a pity my girlfriend doesn't code ;)

[Aoshimaro]

Still doesn't get me over Cousin Error500.

[sillu129]

WTF What is this nerds family?

[nickleus1977]

java 4 ever! oh wait, i forgot oracle bought sun. never mind.

[nickleus1977]

this is probably THE best the norwegian film industry has every produced. =)

[nickleus1977]

0:50 love (read: hate) the apple product placement (although highly out-of-place and anachronistic) =)

[Bobalini1]

"I heart Java"

[owoloyi]

wow... really.. hillarious

[gigas10]

Uh oh, it looks like I accidentally learned Java.

[addifreysi]

Best trailer ever!

[TraumaTrae]

What programmer in their right mind would have sex while coding?

Everyone knows you do that while your code is compiling.

[torment3d]

@TraumaTrae some people are just more dedicated than others.

[szymapans]

@TraumaTrae then it takes only 30 sec....

[khronkos]

@TraumaTrae That's what you get for using an interpreted language.

[KDALove]

Java sucks. People should be jailed for comparing its speeds to C++.

[TraumaTrae]

@KDALove

They weren't comparing its speeds to C++

C++ and Java both have their pros and cons.

[viralarchitect]

The only movie I've seen that actually represents computer science accurately is The Social Network, and that's only because I know some of the things that were mentioned (MySQL, Apache, wGet) are actual things.

I would LOVE to see a movie that JUST about computer science related topics. Hilarious trailer.

[gigas10]

@viralarchitect then you have never seen, or read the book, takedown. It involves the crimes which led Kevin Mitnick to become a fugitive for 3 years, based on a true story.

[csharpdemos]

Hilarious

[jsmsaulo]

Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft you know!

[Rendaylor]

"beautiful, robust, secure, portable and scalable" ??? LOL! well, they only lied about 4 out of 5, I guess it could be worse

[jmplmnd]

you use Java then you are Javatar

you use Assembly then you are Avatar =))

[moveaxebx]

Truth is...both suck.

[aliancemd]

@moveaxebx Lol, True :)

[canyonflesh]

I'd like to see something like that in cinema;) Great actor's play...xD

[iamchippylol]

Java + .net suck

[samahrax]

I cannot believe what I just saw. Truly epic.

[silentboy85]

is this the real movie or just funny stuff?

[TheVoidOfWhatever]

Pure epic.

[PsycoHenny]

Hilarious. There's just one problem: Java's shit!

[DMurdock]

Omg, I'm a monster!

[neonixv]

@DMurdock we all are, it seems. >_>

[bahkeru645]

 is it a real movie?

[3johnyboy]

nice xD

[HoNaTuS]

Hört mal genau hin bei 1:19 - 1:22 ist ein Windowssound versteckt xD

[merlinmademedoit]

Would be better without the suggestive sex scene.

[xRunForTheHills]

@merlinmademedoit square.

[merlinmademedoit]

@xRunForTheHills Nah, I just have a decent set of morals and don't feel that including suggestive sex scenes is right. But hey, we all have our own beliefs and moral codes, mine just happens to preclude the decision by film-makers to include unnecessary sex scenes and/or nudity. Here's an experiment for you to try, re-edit the vid so it doesn't include the suggestive scene, still funny isn't it?

[noobcakesl0l]

@merlinmademedoit no

[MsPwain]

@merlinmademedoit No. It is not. There has to be sex scenes in movies. It is very important. It helps people to better understand the message of the movie. So, you see, the more sex and the heavier the sex scenes, the easier it is to get the message. Which in this video is: Eat your vegetabes, because it is healthy for you.

[eenokia]

I watched three times !! Best Trailer ever :D

9 people make tumbs down? I think the use .net :D

[vlembik]

One must be a weed-smoking tree-hugging veggie-eating global-warmer to hate MicroSoft SO much, that this stupid video will be funny for him/her.

Java is definitely better, so what?

[AllRevolvesAroundYou]

Yesss!!! Fucking java forever!!! xD

[v27rv126mus]

hahahahahahahahaha

[kzone272]

What language is this?

[MrFox235]

@kzone272 sounds like Dutch.

[EmaTheLegend93]

when the complete movie ???

fantastic !!!!!

[Dubanx]

Epic trailer lol.

[Thaeos]

That was terrible.

[Legionwizard]

Python!

[Hubeydubey]

amazing ;D

[MrMotherFuker]

i can has java whore?

[ondrejdonek]

It's just perfect (but still I dislike Java).

[dannz4fans]

would be so great, if it wasn't about java :D

[DnaCy]

Hell yeah ;D. We are watching some p0rn.

[diogomelo87]

Very nice one :D

[samkillaa]

Ridiculous. As a java developper myself, this war between .Net and Java is non longer relevant. I can switch from developing for .net to the Java platform anywhere I want. And M$ isn't as closeted as it once was. they've opened up to developpers, and with Oracle owning Java and suing everybody, the futur of Java doesn't look bright. I wonder if Oracle is gonna go after Spring or jboss, because they'll make more money than them in Java infrastructures.

It's fun to watch though.

[NeloXXXX]

I cried....

[mangekyuoamaterasu]

is this going to be a real movie?

[alterjoopptatt]

windows-sound @ 1:22 ! :D

[FasStudio]

This isn't going to be an actual movie xD?

[arndawg]

LOL @ gravestone. 

[HuMoDz]

which is the song playing from 2:16 toi the end?

[MAcabot3d]

@HuMoDz that's: The Turtles - Happy Together

[gobuyadog]

Wait, how come the music in this one is different from the other ones?

[rudisimmons]

@gobuyadog Copyright issues...

[Hykbird]

I LOVE it!

[salimgoal]

all time best movie trailer....

[Walcor87]

hahaha! :D fantastic stuff. and great performances...

[sweetandraalexandra]

I hope this film will appear also in Indonesia.

hha . . .

[rudisimmons]

It's all specially composed after some trouble with copyright laws. But we're trying to emulate american beauty and requiem for a dream.

[blackeyes1987]

some one pls tel me wat is the soundtrack from 1:56 to 2:14....i listened to it ages ago but i cant remeber ....thats my favourate track...someone pls help me

[un2mensch]

@blackeyes1987 It's from Clint Mansell's soundtrack to Requiem For A Dream (watch the film, it's awesome)

[nextmoon]

The funniest thing alive.