mexican joke

[322cannon]

lolololol



[morrismagic08]

A plane with four UN diplomats is having engine trouble over the Atlantic and going down fast, so, they have to lighten the load. Out go's the baggage, but it's still too heavy.Out go's the seats, but the plane is still too heavy,so,the french man sais 'Vive la france' and jumps out,the english man says 'God save the queen' he too jumps out, then the american says 'Remember the Alamo and chucks the Mexican out the window! :D

[42766cobra]

ey bro im a fucking mexican and i like USA. But mexico is like no other country in the world

[ETXBULLDOG]

If you laughed at this your stupid. This isn't even funny. Mexican jokes on YouTube are lame.

[FallenX100]

god.....(sigh) I love my people

[philip21786]

I'm offensive and I find this Mexican.

[Blahblobify]

What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Quatro Sink-O

[donovan9888]

Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card

[chris46596]

what do you call a stoned mexican ?abaked bean lmmfao!!!!!

[karioka2]

who the fuck did this video???? he needs to know what i am made off....

[NOTcoolBUTTERS]

maybe mexico might take over the world instead of china

[wanttohavefun62]

I'm Mexican and I laughed my ass off.

[fsg101]

and bringin cousins !!! lmaoooo

[TriGaminGOTS]

what do you call one mexican on the moon---------------------- a problem

what do you call two mexicans on the moon--------------------- a bigger problem

what do you call all the mexicans on the moon----------------- problem solved

hahahahahahha

[datillest1]

FUNNY!!!!

[GarrettWuzHere]

mow my lawn while ur at it

[GarrettWuzHere]

come my fellow mexicans

[damianhcase]

haha



[etjjgf]

People who have a bad opinion about Mexico are ignorant n need to get out of the box. US government wants to keep its people in a bubble so they don't visit Mexico and love it afterwards, because once u come to our country and feel the freedom u breath here ( not what the news tell you), you'll just love it! Being racist won't take us anywhere, instead we should be united.

[UnSuffering]

@eatingyouranus your username is humorous but your comment is appalling. I did not come from Mexico, I was born right in America. Just from your comment I can assume you were born in America and are white; even though you never stated it. I am a trained phychologist and can tell how you feel. You feel bad about your own race, and so insult other races to fill the void and doubt of your own kind. Enough said.

[UnSuffering]

Hmm..since the description says for nobody to take this offensively..then I guess nobody white will take this offensively: white people have anger problems, can't cook, and have tiny penises. I think that's right.

[eatingyouranus]

@UnSuffering go kill yourself stupid Mexican, honestly bet your mother wanted to have an abortion got impatient had to try herself, and look at this, you are insignificant piece of shit. All you assholes are the same you come here and think you fucking own the place and talk about drugs nope you're not cool you're fucking stupid and this world would be a much better place without you peoples bullshit. No offense dickhead, and i mean this from the bottom of my heart.

[texas3182]

@eatingyouranus bitch if mexicans are so stupid then why the fuck are we takeing all yalls jobs you lazy piece of shit and not all mexicans talk about drugs and if you say"the wold would be a much better place without us"then you wouldnt have shit with out us because MOST(not all)are to fucking lazy to do the shit we do so FUCKK OFF YOU STUPID GRENGO!

[munchchewy0]

@texas3182 waffles

[texas3182]

@munchchewy0 yummy

[360GamingGuy]

Here's one... Why do Mexicans drive Low Riders? So that they can pick grapes in the fields faster.

[KiNgMex1311]

hahaha

[chaconmcfly]

Can't wait to watch this, sure to be a blockbuster. Heck yeah

[MrJonnyBlaze96]

I live in Santa Ana, CA. as of the 2010 census our population is 80% mexican. The reason that we americans have a bad opinion of Mexicans is because we basically get Mexico's country hick trash. Imagine what other countries would think of Americans if they only saw our poorest and most rural citizens....

[karnosbloishot]

 what movie is it from

[hruiz33]

its funny but kinda offfensive .Its funny how ignorant americans think all mexicans are brown short and fat lmao hhaha and that mexico is a thrid world country some people just got to read a book

[compaqs88]

LMFAO! OH IT HURTS I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[thekiller199]

I don't think its funny

bueno como sea solo es un video

nesecitasmos educacion no odio el odio no ayuda a nadie

[bigestlitlebooy]

lmao!! and im mexican!!!

[ThatWhiteStuff]

I think we have more Mexicans than Mexico does. In 2012, the world won't end. It's just that the Mexicans will take over.

[gunkong1]

@ThatWhiteStuff taccos lol!!!!!!!

[fresiitha13]

@ThatWhiteStuff lmao!!!!

[hruiz33]

@ThatWhiteStuff population of mexico is 111million ....read geography and stop putting ignorant wanna be funny jokes lol

[cdubmeyer]

very funny!! not funny to people who don't have a sense of humor and are narrow minded. I'm white and you could do something like this to white people and I wouldn't give a shit.

[glossandcurls]

This is really funny.

[sape34]

hahaha, old joke.

[hujipher]

why cant they stay in there own country

[lace0mafia]

@hujipher because their families are starving

[IXAMXDIFFYX]

there is this one website, i completely forget what its called, but it has all of these mexican jokes. The one section of it is hate mail sent to the people that made the site. They are all posted so people can read them and lmfao. Some of them didn't even know how to type so it just made them look stupid. Some were like: y0, y U be h8n? Im mxiKen and iz doNt aprishe8 u be doin dis shit. DAts ruuDe. lol!!!

[Manny08ism]

@IXAMXDIFFYX OK RIGHT ....mmm learn how to write PENDEJO......DUMBASS...

[IXAMXDIFFYX]

@Manny08ism Uhm...whats the point in that?

[Tremendousthrob]

What do fences and Americans have in common you ask...they both have better jobs than mexicans

[hellomistergun]

from what i see it is only the native american hispanics who go to the us,u don't see any europeans or mesticos going to the us(atleast not illegaly)

[Salvadorloera93]

how are fences and americans alike, well they both get jumped by mexicans hahahahahaha

[000000AEA000000]

@Salvadorloera93 you just owned yourself... mexicans are americans aswell.

Apart from that... good one.

[FER1PMD]

60% of Americans are on well-fare...

[imahalo123]

2012

[akacholo15]

Arriba guanajuato mexico

[juancarlos100ful]

@akacholo15 claro k si!!

[gtocit]

@akacholo15 asi mero compa, arriba guanajuato cabrones

[FlushGun]

I'm Mexican and i found this funny

[deltaleaderxx7]

@FlushGun yet your still dirty

[DanielS114]

@FlushGun Where do you steal the electricty to your computer from?

[gothiccitizen]

hahahaaa!!!XD

[gtocit]

americans should know that not every mexican wants to go to the fucking u.s

[jfkyz125]

@gtocit hahahah yea right show me one

[gtocit]

@jfkyz125 me mofo, haha

[carnypimp]

Great that shit is funny!

[heartless1396]

soooo funnyy lol

[MartyG12321]

OK! OK! LISTEN UP! Santa Claus and a mexican are taking a math test.

Who passes

NOBODY! SANTA ISN'T REAL AND MEXICANS ARE DYSLEXIC!

[elputojefeable]

@MartyG12321 hey marty why dont you shut the fuck up

[LayLow9O9]

@MartyG12321 hahaha its true because i fell lots of my math test

[Manny08ism]

@MartyG12321 NOT FUNNY AT ALLL HOMIE......VATO PENDEJO...

[shadowhunter388]

OH SHIT GUYS! THEIR GONNA RAID TO THE BOARDER AND TAKE OVER AMERICA. run!!!!!!!!

[newf4412]

what do you call a short Mexican...

a paragraph because his is not big enough to be an essay

[erespan]

@newf4412 good one fag

[jlimjlim18]

@newf4412 ROLF, one of the funniest joke

[ThePacmansrage]

THIS IS TIJUANA!!

[calipsycho625]

LMAO!!!

[youtubas3]

jerks!

[MrBuyashaka]

Unlike a Mexican, a pizza can feed a family of 4.

[jerrydff7]

this is no joke lol

[xDEHxX]

What do u call a mexican rolling in the sand?a churro

[PHE3N0MWARRI0R]

wat do u call a mexican kid being baptist?

bean dip

[horta85]

EARTHQUAKE HITS MEXICO

An earthquake measuring 5.2 hit Mexico last Monday. 50,000 were reported dead and 250,000 homeless. England has pledged to send 100$Million in aid, France is sending aid workers. For it's part the U.S. is sending replacement Mexicans.

[horta85]

Hahahaha look at the fat pregnant mexican woman running lol carrying chihuahuas inside!

[420beastly]

Here's a good joke .. Why do mexicans come into the u.s........ because they live in fear in mexico of being murdered by the drug cartels overrunning Mexico rapidly day by day. and with an economy so poor bribes from tourists are the main way of finance. goverment corrupt down to governor. think about that when you make your next jokes...... BE wise

[aznp0wers]

what do u call a mexican without a lawn mower?

unemployed.

why cant mexicans play uno?

cuz they take all the green cards.

[babycakkx13]

very funny!

i dink its stupid thoe!

[619logan1]

wtf...im mexican n if some 1 has a promblem...well F..,..U...BUT VERY FUNNY VIDEO

[SpankBankLLC]

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

[rulerdeath20]

I WAS IN THIS MOVIE!!!

[saxonsiphon]

How can u tell if you have been robbed by a Mexican? All your rubbish is gone, there's tacos everywhere, and your dog is pregnant.

[saxonsiphon]

Lol funniest part was when the number was rising

[torerortega]

PUTOS

[318ray]

lololololololol

[vernil511]

What is a Mexican's favorite resturant and book store?

A:IHop Borders.

[vernil511]

No offense guys,you know we love you.

[elculiacan93]

@vernil511 what's an american favorite restaurant and food? mexican!!

[SecularTechnology]

@vernil511

What do you call a building full of Mexicans?

Jail

[al3xt3hl0nly]

seeing as mexico is a nation with the population of 106,350,434 people, and that number is rising fast. i dont see how there can be "30 million illegal mexicans" in usa. oh wait, its just bull shit, like everything else that comes out of the Mericunt media.

[RanDaMan918]

Why dosnt mexico have an olympic team? cuz every mexican that can run jump or swim is in the usa.

why cant a mnexican be a fireman? they dont know the diffrence between JOSE and JOS B.

Theres a mexican and nigger n a car whos driving? THE COP.

[toocoolchris23]

Funny ass shit!!!

[dmc081]

lol i get the joke

[lakeenvidian]

omg......

[b3b4piinky69]

wow this joke was lame -_- and im not just saying cause im mexican but it wasnt presented right >:\

[chicksdigmizunos98]

Did you hear about the mexican that just got into college?

Me neither

[moraomar1]

lame

[chicksdigmizunos98]

better one then u can come up with

[moraomar1]

bitch your mother sucks my dick..is that good enough for you.

[chicksdigmizunos98]

u were blessed with insults

[moraomar1]

yes your mother blessed me while slobbering on ma cock

[chicksdigmizunos98]

float like a butterfly

sting like a bee

i slept with ur mom

now it burns when i pee

[chicksdigmizunos98]

wat dick my mom told me she wuz using a microscope just to see urs

[moraomar1]

ohh so thats how slut your mom is... im telling you man your mom like ma cock so much she even looks through a microscope to get a clear view of the meat..

[Czcadler]

hahaha I laugh my ass off. We mexican people have also jokes for american people, german people, french people haha. Anyways good ones, although im kinda surprise that im not reading any swine flu jokes.

[YourMomsProductionz]

why cant mexicans play uno? because they will steal the green card.

how do u stop a mexican tank? shoot the guy pushing it.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross country

What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?

A mexican't

What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?

A PUTO

[al3xt3hl0nly]

@YourMomsProductionz funyn that mexico military does not rely on tanks, but they rely on thousands of isralie and european made anti tank missiles. funny that 9/11 happened on my birthday, best birthday of my life

[penpen989]

Why doesnt mexico do well in the olympics? because anyone who could run swim or jump is already across the border.

[2r3notgoodas1]

why did the mexican cross the road?? so he can tile my floor

[DrPlasmaGrenade]

There is a black person and a Mexican in a car. Which one is driving?

Neither, the cop is...

[reymysteri0916]

omg! its so funny

[Corveette]

You know why Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

[eleros1]

im mexican and i like jokes about mexicans you know to laugh at my people now and then is healthy but your joke is simply retarded

i grant you with an epic fail :(

[majiger360]

4 guys driving down the highway, one american,one Arab,one Frenchman,and one mexican. the arab picks up a ak-47 and shoots a few rounds and throws it out the window.the american asks why he threw the it away, the arab says "I have so many of those from where im from i dont care what happens to it.

The american throws the mexican out the window

[mandeepsinghformula]

nice joke i told my friends we were laughing like crazy

[ZeiberIV]

What do you do when you see a Mexican on a bike? Take it its probally yours.

Why do Mexicans eat beans? Because farting is their mating call.

Why is 10 a Mexican's favorite number? Because he was on the 10 most wanted list.

[nikeybro47]

@mandeepsinghformula hey were poor dumass chines makes u car technolige we give u food and u make fun of us how about fuck off

[soccerjunky23]

@mandeepsinghformula haha one kid at my school told that joke and he got jumped.... by whtie kids!

[emperor536]

@mandeepsinghformula A mexican was caught trying to cross the border....so the border patrol officers told the mexican guy, if you make a sentences in english using Nachos and Cheese then we'll let you go free...the guy tought for a moment then he shouted ''CHEESE NACHOS CHEESE MINE''

[geteventx258]

@majiger360 fuuny as shit man good one

[sonshinerox1]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha­ahah

[Brainiac83]

You know why mexicans dont BBQ??? Because beans falls threw the grills.

[geteventx258]

@Brainiac83 thats why we use papel aluminio huey

[ThePHATPHUC]

watch my video its 10x funnier

[stevesprinceofsteaks]

Need to nuke those filthy sleezer greazers. Bunch of nasty cocksuckers.

[naruto1539]

you tlkin about mexcans

[premiumjesus]

i agree and i officialy ban them from the earth.

Jesus, signing out.

[abdelcool1]

funny.

[pivotanimator55656]

TONIGHT.....WE DINE IN SAN DIEGO!!!!!one!!!!!!eleven11111­

[sonofm]

lol taco-benders

[bongolow07]

LMFAO.

[hosto90]

esa mamada:|xD

mexicanos hablando ingles, ke raro no?

[davidtristanflores]

I'm Mexican and i almost pissed myself

[411smiths]

How much? Toooo much!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ShowTheShyt]

ROFL

[elkamalion]

jajajajjajajajajajjaja

tonight we dine in san diegooooo!!! jajaja

[aneel1990]

lmao

[cRuff00]

jesus chirst, :41, the fucking prego girl, lmfao that was funny as fuck !!!!!!!!

[samlovees]

hhahaha, that sooo stupid!.. next!

[kcholo9000]

this is mad funny but i luv u all mexican peoples

[j1menez1000]

liveRightiously fuk u

[crank13beaners]

This isn't offensive to me, thats a compliment, can't stop me FUCKER!

[maalahi78]

hey listen a tornado hits a house in mexico hits 1 house but kills millions

[eleros1]

mmm thats more like a joke for chinese people i mean theres like 100 000 000 chineses just in china dude imagine how manny are in the world, besides ive seen like 100 black dudes living in a house XD

[LiveRightiously]

mexicans cant afford computers so they cant see this, so dont worry they wont get there feelings hurt... hippy -_-

[creoluna]

kiss my ass mother fucker, i have computer and internet to watch your naked mama...

[eleros1]

well the 2nd richest man in the world is mexican and i am mexican as well

what does hippy mean?

[Czcadler]

queria decir hippie el idiota pero no sabe ni escribirlo en su propio idioma. Aun asi estan buenos los chistes no? ya querra saber que cosas decimos de los gringos, alemanes, franceses, chinos sobre todo hahahaha

[smilikumeanit]

WOW the video is purely comical. These comments though, are sad reminders of how racism still burns violently in the souls of many human beings. This goes for all the comments even the ones made by my fellow Mexicans. I'm disgusted with all the stereotyping hatred made in these comments. ON BOTH SIDES. Look closely at your lifestyles and REALIZE that every culture is in some way effected positively by another. Stop the hate and acknowledge we are all part of the same race, the human race.

[mandeepsinghformula]

it was just a joke

[TheBertolino77]

seriously? this is a funny joke you need to chill {by the way it's "affected" not "effected" check your dictionary.}

[smilikumeanit]

OH I did think it was funny. I'm all down for racial jokes... It's just that I didn't think the comments left were very funny.... because some of these people sound like REAL fucking racists (against either Whites or Mexicans) without the intent of just joking around. IDK whatever... wth I shouldn't even give a shit. people are always going to be assholes... OH and effect/affect... whatever as long as it's understood what I was going for.

[MartyG12321]

@smilikumeanit SHUT UR DICK! PUTO!

[shieldex]

the only reason mexicans dont talk shit bout U.S cuz we dont crack up on border patrol!! xD

[Czcadler]

A mexican guy having a conversation with Bush:

- Hey Bush wanna play chess?

Bush:- No thanks im out of towers :(

American blond girl walks into the library.

-Excuse me, i would like a bicmac, big Coke and...

- Girl this is a library...

- Oh...Ok I will order quietly then...

We say shit about americans too...but not too many jokes...because we dont really care about McdonaldLand.

[McGauley93]

fuck illegals!!!!!!!

[adidy49]

guys(i mean who are mexicans),don't take it seriously,it was just a joke.

[M3TR01DFANBOY]

mexicans stay out of the us unless you can get registered as an american and speak inglish fuluently.....otherwise stay the hell out

"no hablo ingles" ...OH SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[linkfan69]

hey its spelled English not inglesh. that is coming from a Mexican

[m2mgm]

was that a joke, or can you really not spell English fluently?

[PanteraBoy989]

What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite an essay!

[eleros1]

haha thats kind of funny =]

pinchi vato mamon ta bueno el chiste

[Czcadler]

Damn kid, later you will realize that a mexican guy can talk better english than you. How do I know? Im a mexican too and I have american friends...I have to remind them words in english every day im around them.

[protechreviews]

that is complementary to mexicans because they are all worse

[karlabooluver12]

diz iz 4 all yu muthafuken haterz who r fukin tlkin shit bout mexicans....

fuck yu.. us mexicans dont even fucken say shit bout yur fucken race ndd yu be starting fuckn ass shit.. stupid ass ppl who dnt respect otherz!!! jzt cuz we come from another country dnt mean yu gotta tlk shit bout uz.

cnt yu fucken understand.? if we tlk bout yur race.. yu would get mad so dnt fucken tlk shit

PLEASSE

[mandeepsinghformula]

i told you it was a joke dont take this seriousally

[russelstoverjf4]

what a cracker