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[tlbadger28]

Lockpick set. Use the thin, metal handle and push it into the backside of the ratchet mechanism. This handle is less sharp and stiffer than the beer can method.

[superglue62]

@tlbadger28 If they are double locked, the ratchet wont slip down rendering the shimming option useless, Not sure if they are double locked in the vid but good suggestion though. Im pretty good at shimming my many pairs of cuffs with bobbypins and such

[superglue62]

@tlbadger28 Not all pairs can be shimmed, and no pair can be shimmed when double locked because the double lock prevents the ratchet from springing down. I dont know if the cuffs in the vid are double locked, or what model they are so I cant say for sure if that would have worked or not but either way, good suggestion

[en4rab]

Search youtube for "Handcuff shim" to see instructional videos on opening the cuffs,

[dodelol]

"im a broke comic"

can you give some more information on what you do?

[urchin34]

lmfao thats great.

[TheJessassin]

Since you do comedy, keep making YouTube videos! There are quite a few successful comics here! also, good luck with those cuffs...

[NISMOelite]

thumbs up for the kiss. Best of luck to ya buddy

[dadoufergy1]

Topher Grace....



[MrZeroCide]

Seems like a really nice guy, not too smart. Funny though. And Kirby is a badass name.

[Jibbletoad]

Telekinesis.

[NJWILD30]

cut a strip out of a beer can. so that it is small enough to fit in the hole. then push on off the cuffs in as if you were making them tighter. as you feel it move forward stop at the furthest point then slide the strip of can into the whole till you can't push it in anymore. precede to open cuffs. HOPEFULLY YOUR NOT fucked NOW

[magus424]

paperclip and pick it?

[pruven]

Kirby!!!! used to be a Gamestop Manager and did Gamestop TV work

[DyslexicTurtleFilms]

Soon hipsters are going to be wearing handcuffs as a bracelet

[mrbum123]

You should cut your hand off then have the doctors reattach it.

[capurandure]

Lose enough weight to slip them out, you save on food and you never have to destroy the handcuff!

[zooryanzoo123]

XD This is the funniest joke you could tell, keep them.

[bleachworthy]

It's sad that you are sober and ended up like this, but even more sad that you were bored enough to do this....

[erderd211]

hehe he said stupidest.

[ironfixxxer]

The key isn't anything special. You could probably get them open with a bent paperclip and fiddling with it.

[TWCPAEB]

Lose a lot of weight. Become a heroin junkie. Feed off of heroin exclusively, and then they'll just slip off. Come back when you need help kicking the junk.

[ragingotakudotcom]

shim as suggested, or check out the ITS Tactical website and search for 'handcuffs'. They describe using a bent bobby pin to open them, and you may be able to bend one just right to fit it in the center.

[thebrodeo1234]

Eat them. Only solution.

[born4computer]

You're attractive.

[emtastic1995]

@Grifin709 hahaha! You know it! Just wait till I start doing it on Reddit. I haven't yet because up till yesterday I was a lurker.

[bakester14]

"I'm a broke comic"

$50 American Apparel Hoodie, copies available at Target for $20

[PujaPatel8]

You should totally wear that to your show.

[emtastic1995]

Hot. Sorry about your problem though dude.

Thumbs up of reddit brought you here.

[Grifin709]

@emtastic1995 karma whore.....

[blakethefish1]

I'm scared that I'm fucked. I'm not sure i can say that on Reddit.

[EjvindDark]

SERIOUSLY, use the shim that was described in the post. It's your best bet.

[AbsolutePureEvil]

oh it's not the stupidest thing you've done, you posted this for Reddit karma.. many people live their whole lives being very productive with one hand, get the saw and post THAT video... I'd upvote once.

[beetnlegz]

First off, you can buy more keys, so cut the key about 3/4 an inch from the end and use a pair of needle nose pliers to insert it and then turn. It worked for me a couple years ago.

[LynxenX]

Meh. Saw the chain, move them apart, replace the chain with another one the same size, spraypaint it all black.

[uudo]

@LynxenX they're hinged

[jessyousee]

Try using a shim. It's described in the post.

[Happysod]

Hey, at least they make pretty unusual bracelets....Just pretend it was a hipster thing, as long as you don't mind been deemed a hipster of course. :/