Fletcher Capstan Table Schwatz

[brandon21g]

That table is sick

[pYthQn]

germans and tables

[MrDenniski]

What ever you do. don't get your fingers caught in that bad-boy !

[ola25271]

супер

[N0CR3AT0R]

This an upgrade from the original Robert Jupe Table invented in 1830.

[maethorize]

Tablebots! Deploy!

[OMGSYMU]

INCEPTION

[FaerieDust]

Ooh, cool :D 

[ProHeatProd]

i'm eating a cat

[sormbrek]

This subconsciously reminds me of the movie Cube.

[TheLykos]

Now that's a friggin cool table. I wonder what the missing finger count is up to...

[projectid4]

why did this give me a boner?

[whiteowlonfire]

and on the sabbath, while enjoying His rest, God made this stunning burl wood table. "Thou shalt not want to get pinched by this table".

[someuser91]

hot babe

[mrzack888]

just like the earth. millions of years ago the earth was a lot smaller than it is today, due to rotation the earth is slowly expanding.

[maxwolfeee]

we get the point. sheeh

[Grey80002]

If the knights of the round table had one of these, they'd still be in business. More floor space for weapons and shields and stuff...

[GrandmasterGracie]

lika transfoma!

[neocon70]

holy shit! i would definitely buy one. but does she come with her own social security number and birth certificate because it would be hard to get a passport for her when i take her abroad.

also, what else can she do besides twist tables? can she cook?

[ZenithPlacidity]

stick your finger inbetween the slots while they make it larger or smaller.

LOLOL

talk about a skin pinch.

[michaelbuddy]

pretty cool. could the girl do it again because 4 times isn't enough.

[speakerffone]

I want to have a dinner party with that and then "accidentally" make everyone's plates disappear

[KrakNup]

That's a $50,000 table assembled by their technician on your site. It weighs 485 lbs.

[KrakNup]

That's a $50,000 table assembled on your site by their technician. It weighs 485 lbs.

[gunslingernz]

I get you can do it fast but maybe you could give a slow run of it so people could actually see how it works.

[Fishfish458]

it comes with the girl who spends day and night turning it, and turning it back...

[NightshadeMortis]

Fucking amazing....

[freddie2006]

You reckon there'd be a link to buy it but no... Fancy animation is all

[LucasCAPS]

AWE

SOME

[R32KLR]

i'd like to radially expand the legs on that bird

[ArsStarhawk]

anybody else here the old Wolfenstein door sound effect at 20s?

[phr34ky123]

@ArsStarhawk haha was just about to comment saying that

[GroteB]

@ArsStarhawk Ah, so that's what is was, I knew it sounded familiar.

[orion9k0]

looks heavy as fuck

[upsidedowntube23]

I feel like it would smash all of my fingers everytime I tried to use it.

[phreaksterman]

Where do I buy this. NOW.

[UltraBibendum]

Does it do rectangles?

[lpcustom28]

looks like it would be a good way to lose a finger

[dcarlso2]

Extremely well chosen wood. The mechanism is certainly cool but the craftsmenship in laminating, fit, finish and design is way more impressive.

[graymoment]

love the engineering, but the look is 1970's era stuffy law firm.

[Paintball4lyfe92]

If it comes with the girl in the skirt ill take one!

[GhostHackedpsf9]

@Paintball4lyfe92 I'd take the entire warehouse <_<

[l337fpc]

@Paintball4lyfe92 i'd buy that for a dollar

[hieu1994]

@Paintball4lyfe92 yea and she opens the table for you every time you tell her to.

[hinoreisama]

Want!

[Neuroelectronic]

I bet that costs a pretty penny

[ucanbetouched]

@Neuroelectronic more than a red cent, i'll bet.

[GroteB]

@Neuroelectronic From their site: "...which is generally in the tens-of-thousands of pounds."

[capnl]

Great mechanism that is !!

Watch your fingers girl !!