The Kevin Nealon Show - Chris D'Elia

[jetboyX2010]

You guys really need to upload more of this guy!

[guitarandrums]

How to prove you're fluent in German- Count to ten in German.

[parkerbb2]

Ms. Laugh Factory, why are some videos censored and some not?

[gunfreak145]

@TheLaughFactory bring him back for more shows :D

[SheepDog707]

kevin nealon does suck, dudes rarely funny and awkward as fuck.

[pancakewhisperer]

@SheepDog707 i don't see you having your own show ;D

[SheepDog707]

@pancakewhisperer Sure dont..

[TheRh2489]

All I want is a comment from the Laugh Factory lady

[TheLaughFactory]

@TheRh2489 Than that is all you shall get.

[elcondepatula]

@TheLaughFactory i want your number

[damon691104]

@TheRh2489 Lucky bastard!

[ClubKidOfficial]

he's hot, tell him he has a gay fan

[Hrko1992]

kevin nealon sux, chris d'elia rulls!

[rabidcow307]

haha its the pedophile from workaholics

[LeBronForTheWin]

Guy from Weeds!

[superfuzzzzay]

3:25 sounds like a character from South Park throwing up!

[kingkennable]

@superfuzzzzay lol

[MrCoolioman98]

I'm gonna look fuckin bomb this summer

[yatdal]

Hi Jesus !!

[mervinator911]

wait for the video to load entirely, then keep on pressing 2. get ready to laugh like mad

[mervinator911]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATH!!!!!

[EddieKuntz94]

He is one hairy mother fucker.

[martiangreenarse]

@EddieKuntz94 He's one sexy hairy muthafucker <3

[ski4life19]

Lol his eyebrows are crazy

[GotEmWet]

Holy shit! It's Topher!!

[LFCzeppelin8]

HAHA that vomit joke was class!

[2ndCthulhu]

His german isn't bad, really. A bit off, sure, but a non-"native"-speaker? He's very good. I bet some of the right-wing-but-not-really-righ­t-wing guys over here would love him.

[ZilzeProductions]

@2ndCthulhu What did he say?

[2ndCthulhu]

@ZilzeProductions

He said "Wait a moment, I can talk german a lot. I lived in Germany for about four years." And then, he just counted to ten in german.

[invectrum]

@2ndCthulhu who fuckin cares

[2ndCthulhu]

@invectrum Apparently the user who asked me what he said.

[JNEZ25]

But I'm from Utah.

Lol

[DoucheFagX]

@JNEZ25 WHOA ARE YOU SERIOUS, I'll GO GATHER EVERYONE THAT CARES!

[tubberputty]

eddy murphy - ice cream skit - thats where its from

[bizzareo456]

6 ppl are subscribed to all that drama-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

[oopopp]

This clip is too short.

[gunfreak145]

i got so happy when i saw chris d'elia had another video

[yondaime4000]

can someone tell me if Nealon was actually speaking German?

[YcantWeAllGetAbong]

@yondaime4000 Ja.

[danderrr]

@yondaime4000 yes he was! He spoke about that he lived in germany for 4 years plus he counted to 10. He probably tried to poison chris as well.

[aThibodeaux23]

MY GF DOESN'T SUB'D TO ALL THAT DRAAAMMMMMAAAAAAA!!!!!

[PERUANO31]

I didn't know Wolverine did stand up

[EdgexX4]

@PERUANO31 stand up did wolverine not .. see what i did there? you just got Yoda'd

[JPCoNcReTe666]

@PERUANO31 he doesnt, thats andrew w.k hahaha

[Justin93koch]

@PERUANO31 lol no that's adam ray who's wolverine man

[hockeypark]

nealon is a weird fucking dude...lol

[tehchoheed]

TECHNICIAN 

[Nielsx1]

Kevin Nealon's german is fucking horrible rofl, the average dutch kid coming out of high school speaks better german than that

[southernclassik]

khal drogo?!?!?!?

[LaughingOutKraut]

Well Kevin, I guess "fluent" is a broad word...

[IhateMakingThese69]

TOPHHERRR

[MrSub132]

i subscribed for all this comedyyyyyyy

[NinniNkip777]

I've been waiting to get to this video for so long. It was EPIC and totally hilarious just like I thought it would be! I think Chris is my favorite

[Conman1536]

"then why are you singing it" fucking gold

[conciousness88]

d'elia looks like a mangey bradley cooper

[AppleUniversity]

hey pass me the AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonnykid555]

why does kevin nealon look like henry winkler?

[rediwsCp]

love him in whitney!

[24getonthefloor]

the german thing make me piss my pants OMFG ITS SO HILARIOUS

[skaterihalmtad]

thats not fluent its actually pretty bad but still funny :)

[yamomzameanskeet]

0:27-0:41 lmao omg 

[LesterDaMolester15]

she doesn't want any drama drama drama

[YoTurnUpTheVolume100]

Man when Kevin Nealon said  " From the Floor " that had me laughing like a maniac ! Lol

[arabmoneylambo]

When the girls say she doesent want any drama SHE WANTS DRAMA! ITS SOO TRUE!!!!

[TheHappybunnybks]

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THAT DRAMAAAAAAAAAA!!! I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO ALL THAT DRAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

hugh jackman and jason lee had a baby; his name is chris d'elia and he is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[santanaincubus]

27,000 views. Wow thats a lot.

[cangriman0101]

The last hour I've been watching videos of this guy... "duuude" LOL

[vrttlesn]

@cangriman0101 "Hey dude you wanna get high or some shit.."

[apteka2]

I didn't know Jack Nicholson did comedy :O

[rigby333]

Kevin Nealon sucks and is a gay nazi.

[TheHoodedOne100]

German chacolate agggggggghhh!!!!!" Lmao

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

LOL! If you search up Chris D'Elia Hunting and find the 10:30 minute long video, you'll find out that Chris doesn't like Germans LOL!

[SchwarzerMannn]

wow im impressed with kevin nealons german! not bad! also funny thing with the throwing up impressions ^^

[Jdrummzz]

from 3 seconds to 6 i swear i was listening to dane cook

[TheKipKadillac]

@Jdrummzz damn that must of been an awful 3 seconds. I am sorry about that

[TAFFYmuch]

CHRIS KINDA LOOKS LIKE JASON LEE FROM MY NAME IS EARL (:

[taylorsunshine445]

i didnt even noticed it was censored until that comment pointed it out.

i just replace the beep with the swear.



[1207nae]

But, I'm from Utah.

[imusgrove]

Lol. He's sooo never dated a Black girl . He was trying to figure out a way to say no(much like Ryan Seacrest on the Tyra Banks show) and Kevin Nealon was just like what about Asian and totally got him off the Black thing.

[raficolombia]

oh man i fucking love this! makes my day xD

[dschaydschee]

His German is pretty good!

[Gyohdon]

Why is Chris so scared of Kevin?

And why is Kevin gay as shit?!

[Clayton11789]

@Gyohdon Because Chris is afraid of gays.

[Svourdroculed]

"REALLY, THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING IT!" ... LMFAO... LMFAO

[Eminem4liife]

listen when he says true or false, Kevin says true or false then chris immediatle says false lmfaooo!

[TheVeganDrummer]

Does he have his own personal YouTube channel? He is my favourite that you guys post, but I hate having to go through all of your videos to find him! You guys should make playlists for each comedian. :)

[kyoukilis20]

@TheVeganDrummer deliachris

[borami22]

oh well.. kevin nealon's german is quite good!

[mcriner1385]

Why did Nealon have to show him up?

[ArmenianBeatboxer]

Hey guys I just found out that I have a penis

[SaDistiCButcherBOB]

SO funny how unconfortable Chris looks around 2:28 mins XD

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

bis auf die grammatik war seine aussprache erstaunlich gut mmn.

[kaybelle96]

way to represent ALICE 97.3 morning show Sarah and No Name Kevin!

[thecheesebob]

@TheLaughFactory Pleease stop censoring your comic's videos. First of all, comedy is an art (as you know best) and this art cannot be censored. Every comedian should be able to use every word at his disposal. He will be judged by his content, absolutely, but their words should never be covered up from his audience. We're all fans of comedy, here. We've heard it all before. Even the children who are cool enough to appreciate stand-up. And those who don't...fuck em. There's no FCC for the internet

[juanjaykilla]

thumbs up if you think chris d'ella should be on "SNL"

[herrerambp]

@juanjaykilla fuck that, he should have his own show

[juanjaykilla]

@herrerambp truuuuuuue

[randomwhiteguy8784]

@herrerambp he does

[ContainedMax]

@randomwhiteguy8784 whitney doesnt count hes not himself in it

[randomwhiteguy8784]

@ContainedMax It is his show none the less

[ShookOnesTO]

@herrerambp he does. It sucks.

[avkid27]

@herrerambp lol sadly he does, and its shit

[jorrillabear]

@juanjaykilla SNL doesnt have funny people anymore

[juanjaykilla]

@jorrillabear but he would make it funny . . . are you saying you dont want snl to be saved by Chris ? come on man this guy could save any show and start his own at the same time . . . this dude is going to be one of the greats

[alexir563]

i saw him on Comedy Central!! he did the drama joke. Still funny :)

[SolaceEconomics]

LOVE THIS GUY HE'S NATURALLY HILARIOUS!!

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Kevin Nealon's throwing up sounds like the puking on South Park lol.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Chris D'Elia is your best comedian in my opinion.

[SailorPerson]

the way he says his name sounds like "Crystallia"

[choongification]

D'Elia my new favourite comedian

[jgoodbody]

Stankowski!!!!!!

[mites7]

he's so right

the dumb bitches who complain about how they hate drama are generally the ones who surround themselves with it

also I use the word bitches loosely to not extend to all women just the idiots

[twileyao]

this is dude is awesome, they should make a spinoff of his character in Glory Daze

[AmbyJaye17]

"Hey, pass me the AAAHHHHHH!!!!!" LMAO I LOVE YOU!!

[krucialred26]

Funniest White guy ever, he should answered the black chic question.

[MrKays26]

muscular jesus!!!!!!

[krafteass]

omg this is too funny, need many more of these in the future

[babydolllll]

hahah i loveeee him!!

[KingSawyer313]

Dramaaaaa

Kevin is a Legend

[Jackthemeat]

Kevin killed them at the end.  Nice

[Hepaotus]

This guy is so good. Made my day to see this video on my subs box.

[kyoukilis20]

chris is the man, cant wait till 11pm on friday

[TheBigEmonarch]

@kyoukilis20 what happens then?

[kyoukilis20]

@TheBigEmonarch chris d'elia's stand up show on comedy central

[MrFan32]

unfunny motherfucker

[ewoods13]

@MrFan32 troll

[SpiritCrusher47]

@MrFan32 fuck'd you say?

[tneri8]

Chris's fucking hilarious!

[tdotK1D]

I saw a flash of Hitler...

[dudebearpig05]

this guy is so freaking funny yo i wanna see more of him

[1dpham]

LOL hilarious

[ir0ckfartz]

OHH FUCK LOOL ! i had the exact same reaction as Chris D'Elia when Kevin told the vomiting joke

[Theownera]

Hey can you pass the HUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAHGGHHHH

[SiriusMined]

Food poisoning IS the worst.  I've been food poisoned twice.

[CJBombaYe]

i think he said, 1:25-1:31 "Just a moment, I speak fluent German. I've lived in Germany for 4yrs."

Then Chris laughs and then Kev starts counting from 1-10.

[Ratatui17]

I am German and I actually approve his language :D

[ComeToJesus]

Kevin is too good.

[JerryBeatFreak]

Chris is absolutely my favourite comedian! He's like Jesus of comedy. There's a lot of people who just don't get it. Then there's people who get it and worship him. Then there's people who just don't give a fuck. But no matter what way you look at it. He's awesome!

Btw, I'm Jesus of fucking everything!

[luh2]

He is awesome, - his german isn't :D Nice try though.

[brittanyleighomg]

DRAMAAAAAAAAH! lol

[supershayn6]

i am a german you mother fucker!!

[k5lta]

i love the guy puke and the girl puke comparison XD LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[k5lta]

i am German! lmao!!!

[bbehindtreess]

This guy needs more videos, everything i've seen is amazing. Does he have and standup DVDS or anything?

[TheLaughFactory]

@bbehindtreess He will be on Comedy Central Presents this Fri night!

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

@TheLaughFactory

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Seriously?

[HigherPlanes]

@TheLaughFactory That's awesome. I'll definitely be watching that!

[acebrawler73]

@TheLaughFactory thanks for the heads up! :)

[Dukes905]

@TheLaughFactory no he wasnt!

[TheLaughFactory]

@Dukes905 Yep, at 11PM PST. I'm not sure what time he came on near you.

[Jimmycrackcorn23456]

@bbehindtreess He's in the show Glory Daze

[MultiBrownboi]

i am a german you motherfucker!!!

lol

[44trinity]

Lol right on the scale "aaah! :D"

[mcg413]

"It sounds like your last relationship was like an episode of Glee."

Except his relationship sounds much more interesting.

[MrShodan91]

not funny.

[seomoz]

he does speak german lol

[TheLaughFactory]

@seomoz What does Kevin say in German?

[seomoz]

@TheLaughFactory well, its not exactly correct but he says "oh, wait, i can speak good german, i lived in germany for four years" *the laugh*... "1 2 3 4.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, i am a german you m*f*"

[R1nji]

@TheLaughFactory

"Wait a minute, I can speak german well (he makes a mistake there), I've lived in germany (also one little mistake) for 4 years.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

I am a german you motherfucker!

In spite of the two grammar mistakes, you can understand him quite well. I think he just got a little bit rusty, but the basic things are there. :)

[galinrizov]

@TheLaughFactory " Hold on I can speak a lot of German " ..... " I lived in Germany for 4 years " and then he says the numbers in german from 1 to 10

[SoulTakerxRus]

@TheLaughFactory What I got is: " Wait a moment, I can speak German, as I have lived in Germany for about 4 years. " Something like that.

[418608]

@TheLaughFactory Cant pick it all up, because I don't know German, but he said something about living in Germany, and then he counted to ten.

[LqIchor]

@TheLaughFactory Wait a minute. I can speak German pretty good. I lived in Germany. For 4 years. 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Nothing special:P

[Batch1211]

@TheLaughFactory Lol, he says: "Warte mal, Ich kanne viele Deutsch sprechen. Ich hatte geleben in Deutschland. Äh vier Jahre." Ignoring the hillariously bad grammar, it means: "Wait a second, I can speak a lot of German. I've lived in Germany for four years."

Greetings from Hamburg, Germany. You guys rock!

[TheLaughFactory]

@YeeSoest @Hatsj @Batch1211 @Lqlchor @418608 @SoulTakerxRus @galinrizov @R1nij @seomoz Danke! and tag to all our fans in Germany! :D

[YeeSoest]

@TheLaughFactory Where in germany did Kevin live? and why?

[Flaggedagain]

@Batch1211 Your German. . .and you speak fluent english? Your like Kevin Nealon. . .but in Germany!!!

[Hatsj]

@TheLaughFactory he says "I can speak a lot of German, I lived in Germany for 4 years"

[YeeSoest]

@TheLaughFactory He said: Wait, I can speak many german (it´s wrong what he said so i translated it into shitty english^^) I have been lived in germany...for 4 year. (no need to translate counting up to 10^^)

Yeah, I CONTRIBUTED ! ! ! Finally, being german with a weak spot for us comedy pays out^^

[daywalkerclone]

The first minute of this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I don't know why but my lungs hurt from laughing so much right now..

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

I'm so sick, but i'm gonna look fucking bomb this summer hahaha!

[BattleBrawlerX]

Second! ^^

[Undergroundhiphoop]

Dram-a-a-a-a-a