SHIT STRAIGHT PEOPLE SAY TO GAYS

[vakaraoke]

Hahahahaha. . .

[sweetlilgiggles]

You forgot: Can you pretend to be my boyfriend? Does this make me look fat? How's my hair? Can you do my makeup?

[sangXroyal]

'How can you know?

This is just a phase..

You have to hook up with some girls and you'll see this is much better!

This is not right! It's the wrong path!'

[kellys1999]

((CTFU)) "Why do you say she, when you mean he?" I really don't know why I started doing that.

[VictoriaSobocki]

"are you trying to punish me" yes -.-

[Topher1286]

If I got asked "What's a power bottom?" I'd answer, "Exactly what you are on Saturday nights, Reverend" and then walk away.

[agators212]

haha...did you fart? cuz i smell cu....

[bloogunproductions]

Have you ever thought about portraying Sandra Lee? The blonde in this video kind of reminds me of her

[Ronnie06spartan]

The "mother" and the "hot girl" are the funniest characters lol

[RakeBone]

I was actually slightly turned on by that blond trap...

I am going to take a cold shower now... with my clothes on Thanks...

[HaileyTime27]

"I never should have let you watch Will & Grace" LOL I love that show. Hilarious.

[madonna816]

"It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve." Shocking to think that line still gets used, but we had it pulled on us 2 weeks ago. Oye!

[swayingcloud]

Awesome vid Charlie as always :) but i think the title should be ''shit STUPID str8 people say to gays'' cause there are some pretty cool str8 people out there who are not idiotic when it comes to gay ppl and I can vouch 4 that.

[Hordoc2]

My (very camp) mate once answered this question in a gay bar by saying to the guy, in front of his girlfriend 'I am, who's the girl in yours, you or her?'

[o0R3stless0o]

off topic but you must tell me what eyeshadows you used! lol

[paulac2006]

'SO are you into all dancing in a thong and that in clubs like the rest??'

[atomicnortherner]

The ones that annoys me is when I am at work and they say "so who would you do it with?" Or "if you were weren't gay what would be your type?" and then the expectation of an answer and then they feel annoyed when you don't! Lol its a catch 22!

[RakeBone]

lol omg the blonde chick is such a trap

[CharlieHidesTV]

@RakeBone Trap? or TRAMP???

[yugikitten]

@CharlieHidesTV Trap is the term used for people that apear of a certain gender but are actually the other gender

[soyntgo4it]

@2:16 OMFG...lol

[v1de0gamr]

What else do straight people say? I seem to hear "How long have you been a gay?" a lot, like it was some strategic career move for me.

[CharlieHidesTV]

@MsKahla Did some one actually say that you?

[Uriel4578]

@MsKahla fuc...k u

[futbolfan27]

"Did you fart? Cause I smell co-"

[SuzukiluvrRX11]

This was hilarious.other shit straight people say to me : you don't look gay (as I strutted out with leggings and heels).you aren't gay.you can't be gay.gay sex isn't real sex (in that case I'm still a virgin! hahaha).

[ForceT9]

I hate "so which is the girl in your relationship" herp deep

[secondaryactons]

OMG is that Laney Kazan!?

[pcolastud1]

youare so funny , but you forgot " so are you the man or the woman?"

[JanCervenka1]

@pcolastud1 totally agree. so many people asked me about that....er Charlie? LOL



[CharlieHidesTV]

@JanCervenka1 it was the most obvious one and other people already did it in their videos so i opted not to.

[2cool4school426]

I hate the one "Are you the pitcher or the catcher?" and "You're gay, so you have to have AIDS right?"

[BakedDecision]

You are just amazing.

[ariesflame85]

"Are you sure?" or "You haven't found the right girl yet!"

[hubertcumberdale2008]

I do have two real life quotes of a fromer friend of mine that are competing to be my personal #1: "Don't talk about gay stuff around me, because former inmates don't talk about it either"" & "I do hate all gays but I don't have an issue with you." - Hugs and kisses from Germany, Dome ,)

[liloleme29]

love the blonde...."does this do anything for you?" She's pretty too.

[xwatchmanx42]

The one about piano lessons was the funniest :-p

[CharlieHidesTV]

@xwatchmanx42 Thank you, that's my favorite line as well.

[dauryjvc]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUUU

[michaelsjewel]

did you fart...because I smell ....cum....

[JolieMystique]

:D

[domdodds1990]

How long have you known? Have you always know? What's it like?

[dvoreviewsofficial]

Omfg... Plz can you make a vid. Cher goes on chatroulette :) cut and post best parts it will be great. Hooooooo????

[thoms59]

OMG ! Bravo dude ! I really tried not to laugh too much, because my father is just at my right... Some of these phrases I've heard when I made my coming out... you're right dude... And congrats for all your work, it's always a pleasure to watch your videos ...

[Eyulfable]

The most idiotic thing that I've heard is "God made you gay so that he could send you to Hell." XD

[leekaygraphics]

"You'll grow out of it." I got that over 25 yrs ago.

[italiaboi87]

"Are you trying to punish me?:That's my mom! LOL, that and the gerbil thing.

[aj6449]

Wow that's amazing dude you should put more adele in it!

[mercuryboy669]

Very, very clever. Perfectly satired. Just saw this on facebook the other day. Had to watch it several times. I particularly like the Jewish mother. But can I say - the mid-western guy in the garage - I was a little turned on!

[CheekTV]

haha "Will & Grace" is to blaaame! x

[DjMaRius07]

LOL awesome!!!!! :D

[21b08d4e]

This was so funny! Thanks from Venezuela.

[spock4450]

Your waht? Lol, this was so true! I've gotten almost every single one of these

[Atomic440]

Did you fart, because I smell cu--- lolol

And I always planned to adopt me an Asian baby... I wonder if my mother will say she doesn't want to be the grandmother of one lol

[123easyway]

lol

Straight but not a homophobe: Homaphile 4 lyfe <3

[dvoreviewsofficial]

HAHA !! the ''put a pillow on her face'' thing was greatest xp :)

[snowball1988]

i love the "i should never have let you see ___/do ___" woman!!!

[MatthewMonster26]

Straight people call gay people gay lololol @CharlieHidesTV

[HomestarRunner20X6]

I counted. I've had 18 of these said to me.

[stephen9478]

Your what???

[forgottenartform]

haha love it man :D funny thing is i've heard most of those things (apart from the "I should never have let you see ___ that one's new) - funniest one was someone asking me if i shaved my eyebrows and wore make up, just asked her "does it look like i do it?", she worked her answer out :P

[steviejacko]

I am 9.5 % : )

[matj21]

you should do kitty brucknellll lol

[universoeterno1]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! I´M ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THE YEAR. TXS

[MrBearcub300]

I LOVE YA CHARLIE FROM THE UK.

[yyttroll]

The blondie in pink is HOT HOT HOT! You turn straight guys on!!!

[ursousa]

Charles hunny pie you hit that gay nail right squarely on its head .... good job

[lautaaronicolas]

YOU ARE SUCH A GENIOUS CHARLIE!

[vampryurshulanadilla]

Thats amazing love collagen xxxx

[bruforeversp]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[1caninelover]

This is funny! Heard all this idiocy and more from growing up with a gay twin brother including the shock since he's a big, macho guy. It scarecly seems possible but they say even MORE idiotic things when speaking with a straight person. As long as the ignorant think I have the 'special insight' What would the be? I was born straight, my brother gay? (unless someone who doesn't know me speaks hate, them I just put in their place)

[slamdarkangel123]

hahahahahah this is AMAZING ,,, <3

[JoeMudd123]

I've heard about half of these. The Jewish mother is my favourite one. :p

[MadonnaMusicGod]

hahaha i'm a vegetarian. apparently i'm gay. :)

lol but serious, i'm not gay. But I do hate straight people who say stuff like this in the video about gay people. I'd like to slap them in the face lol.

[Andre00x]

I love it when straight guys are curious ;)

[MsWinkster]

Love it!

[giupalumbo12]

Amazing as always (: very funny and true

[mari5love]

Rotflmao ha ha ha

[ThereGoesKitty]

omg people like the guy in the trucker cap are the funniest, they ask so many sex questions

[AberGayGod]

lol hate when some narrow minded straights think u funcy them cause u like Men. It's like erm no lol.

[mattkooliodude]

My mum said almost all of those things!

[vanitynight]

love this one :) i saw another one but it was shit :/ you know how to do it girl <3 xxx p.s how was i already NOT subscribed?!?! ew, am now :) <3 xxxxxxx

[CharlieHidesTV]

@vanitynight NOT SUBSCRIBED!??? I will come to your house and put you right over my knee young man.

[yyttroll]

@CharlieHidesTV make him "arrow to the knee" :))))

[EyeluvHughGrant]

@CharlieHidesTV Ummm i'm not subscribed ::wink wink nudge nudge::

[JanCervenka1]

@CharlieHidesTV :) will you come to mine too lol.

[HelloPoppet]

You actually look pretty hot as a blonde chick in a pink dress!

[GlitterFreakify]

Anyday you feel like coming to Australia Charlie, I'll house you for a week or a year... Or forever? It's nice here. I live 15 minutes from the beach!!! (Enticing you yet?)

[CharlieHidesTV]

@GlitterFreakify Wow, that is a very kind offer. Can I bring my two dogs, Thelma and Louise?

[GlitterFreakify]

@CharlieHidesTV Of course you can! I

[Sinned21389]

Omg I've gotten the Blah blah has a gay son do you know him , it's like yeah cause all gay guys know each other it's a gay mind link , Twisty thing lmfao

[CharlieHidesTV]

@Sinned21389 Try Google images. re: "Twisty thing" maybe there's a diagram.

[MsTrippchic]

"can you teach me that twisty thing?".... love that. so i can't ask my gay friends technique advice? damn because i'd like to know what exactly is the twisty thing lol

[lustandlove20]

Your amazing

[gazp25]

"Did you just fart? 'cos I can smell c...Come pray the gay away!" I just spat my coffee out lol - excellent as always :D

[CharlieHidesTV]

@gazp25 Thanks, I almost cut that line and put it in the Outtakes.

[gazp25]

@CharlieHidesTV I'm glad you didn't, though to be fair I would have seen it either way! Your vids are one of the reasons I look forward to Weds!

[qc4u]

@CharlieHidesTV you're getting raunchy! :) grrrrrrr! 

[Tigerlancaster]

Charlie, you just keep pushing the boundaries and I love it!

[BELTERFAN]

This is sooo great!!!! Maybe it's my obsession with Barbra but maybe I've noticed a little of Bab's accent in the jew mother?

[CharlieHidesTV]

@BELTERFAN LOL, you are hearing "New York Jew" Barbra is from Brooklyn and this character is from Long Island. (I think I'll call her "Sharon Reznick")

[BELTERFAN]

@CharlieHidesTV Please we need her back. She reminds me of the woman from the movie "you should meet my son" and the women from coffee talk: talk among yourselves!!!

[BELTERFAN]

@BELTERFAN Sorry is the woman from oy vey! my son is gay!

[SallyWilliams]

Grrrreat ! especially since today, the f***ing republicans of your beloved home country presented their new warchief against Obama. The american gays are going to need a lot of support now that the rightwing started their campaigning.

[AutumnKitty99]

Its just a phase youll get over it

I got that alot

[Zombie00Goddess]

"I'll never have grandchildren" hahaha,that's the most selfish thing anyone can say yet those types are always the first to accuse others of being selfish.

[MARIOJOVANSILVA]

I miss madge :(. But is a nice vid. U have a lot of imaginacion :) good for u :)

[angelstar8181]

Hilarious! People are the some worldwide it seems. Straights say mostly the same in Germany *giggle*. Well, except the religious part, that is kind of an american things.

Looking forward to new vids!

XOXO

Miguel

[JennifuhLeathuh]

Brilliant! Excellent new characters with authentic insufferable narcissistic pursuits. So so so funny! Still laughing my Gay ass off. Thank you once again. I am flooding inboxes with this. Yes, the whole fist! LOL!

The next stage is: stuff gay people say to straights or stuff straights say to drag queens, and your homegirl persona, Ms. Jones will be all up in it. ;-$

[CharlieHidesTV]

@JennifuhLeathuh Thanks Jennifuh! I get more support from you than an under wire bra!

[Illusioncaster]

Omg, I love this so much! I'm laughing so hard. Thank you Charlie!

[rickrazz]

Charlie, this is so good.  BTW -- you make a cute preacher.

[CharlieHidesTV]

@rickrazz thank you, i think,

[enquvist]

And guess what - my partner's father was the one who accepted my partner's sexuality (and myself as his gay partner) most when my partner's sexuality was revealed to him !!

[enquvist]

I copped the 'your grandfather was gay' (he wasn't, he was just dapper) and my partner got the 'this will kill your father' which prevented them telling him for two years!!

[db1burns01]

Yours is the best

[newboyintown23]

Oh Charlie, come on! So funny - it makes me fart! (Do I smell cum???)

[finmichaelangelo]

The lumberjack guy is soooo "ambiguous"

[finmichaelangelo]

Grandma is hilarious! Keep me facedown! Hahaha! Skipped a generation perhaps.... LOL

[CharlieHidesTV]

@finmichaelangelo I love Nana, she's more fun to play than Madonna, Cher and Liza combined!

[THEAIMESHOW]

please more CHER !!!

[GlitterFreakify]

Baha!

[mjddoo]

You are Awesome!

[gmedespair]

"I don't want to be the grandmother of an Asian baby!"

[yyttroll]

It's not New York who did it to you, it's definately San Francisco!

[spacesailorgirl]

New York did this to you! LOL

[wwbwbgohbc]

"Can I watch?" If one more guy asks me that I'm kicking some balls

[TSJodieehart]

LMFAO Love it!! x

[ClickThisMick]

Haha, the "straight" guy cracked me up, but I lost my shit at "Did you fart, 'cause I smell cock.". Very awesome!

[Outbackgoddess]

Hahahahahaha. 

[HarajukuEthan]

SPOT ON!!!