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  • Dracula: "These kids today, with their emo vampires and their too tight trousers"

    Well said, Dracula. Well said.

  • how the real twilight should have ended blade staking edward in the heart

  • Twilight SUCKED! first of all the werewolf would have bitten her head off when he met her then the vampire doesnt die in the sunlight? Wth!? And a vampire 2,014 year old would obviously date someone his age like a zombie or ghost! Jeez!

  • Bell: why are you leaving

    The vampire guy (don't know his name): because you cheated on me with a ware wolf

    Blade kills him

    Audions: yay

    Morbios starts kicking his dead bodie

    Bell gets shot by deadpool

    Deadpool: what you thought you were going to leave me out of your text

  • @robinfan2 what are Audions? a newly discovered alien race?

  • @pikmintaro it's twillight that needs to get there facts straight. The myth originated from an actual king named Dracula. Rumor went that he drank blood. He was alway awake at night and was allergic to garlic. Your version twisted the cool myth to assholes that fall fora teanager (let's not forget he's 2,000 years older than her) and SPARKLES IN THE SUN WHAT THE HELL. Your the troll here learn to take a joke

  • i love Marvel! lol

  • I really fuckin love Modok in these What The-? videos. xD

  • Well, MARVEL sure does know how to grab the internet's attention...

  • Vampires used to be freaky, scary and dull. Now they're faggy teens. Sort it out, society.

  • Oh hA ho ho ha lol

  • Wish Blade could slay Twilight vampires all of em............ok wolves as well that movei sucked balls

  • amen to that fridaythe13thmad amen to that..

  • haha Werewolf rules!

  • I loved this, but I hate how they made Kitty play Bella's role.

  • marvel likes jacob better ha logic lol

  • why does the vampire in this video remind me of Skwissgar from Metalocalypse

  • @LOLwafflesPRODUCTION The accent

  • You can just see Karl in the background, thinking to himself "I'm probably going to get blamed for this too."

  • =)))))))))))) genious!

  • it seems like this should be a Robot Chicken sketch....

  • Holy crap, thats so weird

  • @bestfriendsarelove no thats comedy.

  • Who is that woman? Is she Kitty aka Shadowcat?

  • @decepticon300 Yes, it is Kitty.

  • @decepticon300 Yep, that's Kitty Pryde.

  • ESTE ES MI FAVORITO

  • Marvel > Twilight! Need I say more? Hell even a parody of Twilight made by Marvel was better.

  • xD

  • i need the name of the super hero who plays the vampire fag

  • @Christian358Kane I think it's Morbius.

  • @Christian358Kane Morbius the living vampire.

  • @Spadehyena Now he's just Morbius, the corpse of a vampire.

  • Twilight is for people who cant handle the truth! Vampires are blood sucking monsters and a curse upon humanity!

  • @Marvel126 Vampires are one hot curse then

  • @pikmintaro wannabe Japanese

  • @pikmintaro hey wanabeese fag. Vampires are not real, so you can portray them as pink unicorns if you want makes them just as not real as before!

  • @pikmintaro Most obvious troll I've seen in a while.

    Anyway, yeah, Twilight deserves ridicule.

  • Wow more anti Twilight crap, proving that the haters never even read the books -_-

    I always love seeing people insulting the Twilight Vampires despite the fact that they are invincible compared to your stereotypical Vampires, lets go over the facts

    Super Speed, Super Strength, Can only be killed by being completely torn apart and burning the parts, are completely unaffected by Sunlight.

    And lol at the ignorant kids calling them "Emo" yeah like stereotypical Vampires aren't? -_- FAIL

  • @pikmintaro Well there is Bella. She's selfish, male-depending, uncaring, manipulative, self-centered, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch you can ever have as a main character/damsel in distress.

  • @pikmintaro Actually, this was just making fun of Twilight, not actually critisizing it. If you want to know reasons, why Twilight sucks, watch reviews, (especialy those, what were made before the movie).

    Twilight is insult to a literature. The romance is propably the most disgusting and brain washing thing ever written, the story sucks, the characters suck and the concept is cliche.

    You want a good supernatural romance? Read Blood and Chocolate, Let the Right One In and Vampire Hunter D.

  • Twilight is gay!

  • Now a Twilight version I actually like, hehe. =P

  • FINALLY! Man-wolf gets some spotlight.

    Too bad it's that Jacob fail-wolf.

  • @Psythr666 My sentiments. <3

  • Jeez, poor Kitty. MOAR BLADE, NAO!!!

  • soooooooooo.....what are you up to?!ahaha!

  • This is de skin ove kilerr xD It's great. I'm dead now. It was killed me.

  • The Midnight Sons (both Doctor Strange's team and Morbius's team from Marvel Zombies 4) would utterly wipe out the twilight universe. Nuff said there

  • Why hasn't blade came and killed the emo vampire kids yet?

  • @chasamalokin Because Blade kills vampires and the emo vampires are just emo pussies. The real question is why doesn't Morbius or Dracula kill them yet?

  • LOL!!!!!! @ Werewolf By Night sounding like Scooby Doo! bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • why is modok in EVERY episode? lol

  • @historian111z MODOK is AWESOME! xD sucks as a villain but should definitely get his own comedy show.

  • I have only Blade marvel figure : D

  • Twilight Suck!!! Thunbs up if yo aggre

  • @TheEvilFusion I hate it too, but thumbed you down anyway for being a thumb whore

  • @hewttehdewb What?!

  • @hewttehdewb That was really my first comment XD

  • @hewttehdewb I thumbed you up for thumbing down a thumb whore.

  • Owowow OW!

  • Thank you Daywalker

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  • I love Blade

  • How long have you been in your mid to late thirties? (Pause)... A looong time.

    Truer words have never been said for a comic character. (Sigh) I can't even relate to the New X-Men anymore.

    PS 0:35 THANKYOU!

  • lol blade for the WIN

  • nice, Blade. nice

  • Great animation, poor voice acting.

  • This proves Blade needs a movie. He is needed!

  • Thank You Blade

  • Lol, why couldn't that be the ending to twilight.

  • funny =)

  • Blade would HATE being in twilight. They're all daywalkers there.

  • whos that wolf it appears at 0:49

  • @leito684 Man-Wolf (aka John Jameson, J Jonah Jameson's son)

  • HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

  • im glad marvel is back to its roots as being current and actually being humorous

  • lol edward got killed then there goes jacob lol

  • Awesome.

  • This video would be much better if edward replaced morbius, blade would not only kill him but he would step on his face.

  • If only that happened. heheh I ADORE this video :D

    Twilight spat on everything good about vampires. haha I just loved the "kids today with there Emo vampires..." X3

  • Blade vs edward=DEATH TO EDWARD!!!!!!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool

  • "this is the last time you'll ever see me"

    "you got that right!"

    the missing ingredient of twilight

  • fuck the spiderman reboot, Blade should get one

  • 58 fifteen year old girls (maybe a pair of homos in there) disliked this video and deserve to get stabbed by Blade.

    "Your welcome."

  • @Maverick2736 59 now, I think my cousin is one of them.............she deserves to get stabbed

  • kiiIeeer

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  • lol

  • wut the heck?

  • nice onbe man this is officially my favourite twilight "movie"

  • lol...this is funny!!

  • Dracula? Blade? Twilght bashing? Werewolf by Night!? AWESOME!!!

  • I gotta admit that blade is awesome... but it wouldn't have made twilight a whole lot better...

  • first moviething with actions figurs that is kinda cool

  • PARKWAY81

  • If only, if only...Blade randomly staking Morbius from behind still makes more sense.

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  • LMAO "these kids with the EMO VAMPIRES!" LOOOOLLL xD

  • man , 2 funny , blade kills vapaire edward and the wolf goes ( SOOO what u doing saturday night )

  • nice

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  • ....

    MARVEL is officially my hero for making this.

  • cool

  • LOL

  • YAY! Edward died! :)

  • what the..?!

  • yeah!!! BLADE!!!!!!!!!

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  • If these kids keep wearing those "Too Tight Trousers" there will be no children in the future to watch these Emo vampire movies. Maybe some good does come out of this.

  • lmfao

  • Yeah right!

  • Twilight is for little pussies

  • @xXxBackbonexXx you said it. little tight virgin pussies because their a bunch of young girly geeks

  • I think this is what Twilight was missing. Blade stabbing the sh*t outta those emo vampires.

  • @Magnetrex you got that right, you're welcome

  • You gotta love Marvel

  • lol "your beautiful" yea right

  • I think its shadowcat

  • Lol, Blade!

  • Who is the girl that is playing bella

  • @SuperDramaKing14 Kitty Pryde.

  • Blade just owned Morbus

  • Funny thing is, this oneand a half minute is way more funny that all the crapfest of Twilight!

  • Lmao I admire this entirly, and he's right what's with the vampires sparkling HAHA!

  • LFMAO OMFG ThiS is SO fuNNy haha

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  • Man-wolf, not Wolf Cub...

  • better than Twilight.

  • more blade, more deadpool!

  • I really needed that. xD

  • how did you make that blade

  • Lol that's what I said when I wathced twilight "the sunlight makes hims sparkle! WTF!" Lol It was pretty horrible... :P

  • who was the 1st werewolf in this clip

  • Edward, Blades Commi´n to get ya! XO!, and what he do to u isn´t very nice !!!!

  • blade should've killed edward

  • he kills vampires,not pixies,but hell he made a mistake in one of his movies by killing a human so he will just "make" another mistake

  • i lol'd when blade came in x3

  • Bwahaha, pure genius xD

  • Can anyone tell me if that's the marvel universe blade figure?

  • @22lesnar it is not

  • Not very funny, but 5 stars for Kitty Pryde.

  • Nize, Werewolf By Night-Epic

  • maybe its just me but anyone notice that blade have a deadpool´s sword?

  • all i can say is =D thank you i can die happy

  • Damn. I knew there was a reason I preferred you guys to DC.

  • i hope someone makes a parody of twilight with blade killing all them pixie vampires wannabe Go blade

  • Damn Right!!!!

  • blade makes EVERYTHING better =3

  • was that blade LMAO

  • I love the special effects :3

  • what is this twilight or something

  • don't even try to find out

  • I think I love you so much more now, Marvel <333

  • That should have happened to Edward Cullens.

  • The fact that you know his full name is...

  • Agreed. :D

  • ....LOL

  • Can anyone tell me what is Dracula saying?

  • @EiDrianDM

    "the sunlight makes him sparkle? who can watch this? blag these kids today with their emo vampires and their to tight trousers, ag. what do you think? .... you know you'd be much cooler if you could talk." and that is everything dracula said.

  • That isn't Dracula. It's Morbius the Living Vampire.

  • Actually, Dracula comes in at around the 0:56 mark. Watch the whole vid before commenting, jeesh.

  • I apologize. I had seen this video once before, but forgot the ending, so thank you for correcting me.

  • lol

  • what is this twilight

  • was a blade figure like that released?

  • best beast 0:39

  • LMFAO, so hilariously gay, but i love it! hahaha!

  • this is sooo hilarious!

  • this is marvelous.