Twilight SUCKED! first of all the werewolf would have bitten her head off when he met her then the vampire doesnt die in the sunlight? Wth!? And a vampire 2,014 year old would obviously date someone his age like a zombie or ghost! Jeez!
@pikmintaro it's twillight that needs to get there facts straight. The myth originated from an actual king named Dracula. Rumor went that he drank blood. He was alway awake at night and was allergic to garlic. Your version twisted the cool myth to assholes that fall fora teanager (let's not forget he's 2,000 years older than her) and SPARKLES IN THE SUN WHAT THE HELL. Your the troll here learn to take a joke
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Thankfully Twilight is popular enough in Japan for me to still have some small faith in humanity, (With Hideo Kojima of Metal Gear being a huge fan) and if Blade tried that in Twilight it would just make the Vampires ticked off (Proof the trolls didn't even read the Twilight books) and rip his head off quicker than he could react.
Lol at Dracula in it "Sunlight makes them sparkle?" yeah no **** did you think they would melt like other weakling Vampires?
Wow more anti Twilight crap, proving that the haters never even read the books -_-
I always love seeing people insulting the Twilight Vampires despite the fact that they are invincible compared to your stereotypical Vampires, lets go over the facts
Super Speed, Super Strength, Can only be killed by being completely torn apart and burning the parts, are completely unaffected by Sunlight.
And lol at the ignorant kids calling them "Emo" yeah like stereotypical Vampires aren't? -_- FAIL
@pikmintaro Well there is Bella. She's selfish, male-depending, uncaring, manipulative, self-centered, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch you can ever have as a main character/damsel in distress.
@pikmintaro Actually, this was just making fun of Twilight, not actually critisizing it. If you want to know reasons, why Twilight sucks, watch reviews, (especialy those, what were made before the movie).
Twilight is insult to a literature. The romance is propably the most disgusting and brain washing thing ever written, the story sucks, the characters suck and the concept is cliche.
You want a good supernatural romance? Read Blood and Chocolate, Let the Right One In and Vampire Hunter D.
@chasamalokin Because Blade kills vampires and the emo vampires are just emo pussies. The real question is why doesn't Morbius or Dracula kill them yet?
If these kids keep wearing those "Too Tight Trousers" there will be no children in the future to watch these Emo vampire movies. Maybe some good does come out of this.
"the sunlight makes him sparkle? who can watch this? blag these kids today with their emo vampires and their to tight trousers, ag. what do you think? .... you know you'd be much cooler if you could talk." and that is everything dracula said.
Dracula: "These kids today, with their emo vampires and their too tight trousers"
Well said, Dracula. Well said.
CitizenKahne1015 1 day ago
how the real twilight should have ended blade staking edward in the heart
megamanbrandon 3 weeks ago
Twilight SUCKED! first of all the werewolf would have bitten her head off when he met her then the vampire doesnt die in the sunlight? Wth!? And a vampire 2,014 year old would obviously date someone his age like a zombie or ghost! Jeez!
Termin8r600 3 weeks ago
Bell: why are you leaving
The vampire guy (don't know his name): because you cheated on me with a ware wolf
Blade kills him
Audions: yay
Morbios starts kicking his dead bodie
Bell gets shot by deadpool
Deadpool: what you thought you were going to leave me out of your text
robinfan2 1 month ago
@robinfan2 what are Audions? a newly discovered alien race?
XmaroonsX 3 days ago
@pikmintaro it's twillight that needs to get there facts straight. The myth originated from an actual king named Dracula. Rumor went that he drank blood. He was alway awake at night and was allergic to garlic. Your version twisted the cool myth to assholes that fall fora teanager (let's not forget he's 2,000 years older than her) and SPARKLES IN THE SUN WHAT THE HELL. Your the troll here learn to take a joke
robinfan2 1 month ago
i love Marvel! lol
kemuael 4 months ago
I really fuckin love Modok in these What The-? videos. xD
joachimarmster1 5 months ago
Well, MARVEL sure does know how to grab the internet's attention...
sladikk 5 months ago
Vampires used to be freaky, scary and dull. Now they're faggy teens. Sort it out, society.
DavrosTheKaled 6 months ago
Oh hA ho ho ha lol
Iamyourpapa1 6 months ago
Wish Blade could slay Twilight vampires all of em............ok wolves as well that movei sucked balls
XDReconSpartanXD 7 months ago 12
amen to that fridaythe13thmad amen to that..
ACHILESREBORN2 7 months ago
haha Werewolf rules!
fridaythe13thmad 7 months ago
I loved this, but I hate how they made Kitty play Bella's role.
MaidenMarvel 7 months ago
marvel likes jacob better ha logic lol
alaskapple 8 months ago
why does the vampire in this video remind me of Skwissgar from Metalocalypse
LOLwafflesPRODUCTION 8 months ago
@LOLwafflesPRODUCTION The accent
3ch056 7 months ago
You can just see Karl in the background, thinking to himself "I'm probably going to get blamed for this too."
mansonii 8 months ago
=)))))))))))) genious!
deadsole 8 months ago
it seems like this should be a Robot Chicken sketch....
BabyGoggles 8 months ago
Holy crap, thats so weird
bestfriendsarelove 9 months ago
@bestfriendsarelove no thats comedy.
DBfan106 8 months ago
Who is that woman? Is she Kitty aka Shadowcat?
decepticon300 9 months ago
@decepticon300 Yes, it is Kitty.
Spadehyena 8 months ago
@decepticon300 Yep, that's Kitty Pryde.
AculaDray 7 months ago
ESTE ES MI FAVORITO
TheJazzmen2000 9 months ago
Marvel > Twilight! Need I say more? Hell even a parody of Twilight made by Marvel was better.
ghostrider3009 9 months ago 4
xD
dloczi 9 months ago
i need the name of the super hero who plays the vampire fag
Christian358Kane 10 months ago
@Christian358Kane I think it's Morbius.
ghostrider3009 9 months ago
@Christian358Kane Morbius the living vampire.
Spadehyena 9 months ago
@Spadehyena Now he's just Morbius, the corpse of a vampire.
MrGBH 8 months ago
Twilight is for people who cant handle the truth! Vampires are blood sucking monsters and a curse upon humanity!
Marvel126 10 months ago
@Marvel126 Vampires are one hot curse then
Gakchan 10 months ago
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Thankfully Twilight is popular enough in Japan for me to still have some small faith in humanity, (With Hideo Kojima of Metal Gear being a huge fan) and if Blade tried that in Twilight it would just make the Vampires ticked off (Proof the trolls didn't even read the Twilight books) and rip his head off quicker than he could react.
Lol at Dracula in it "Sunlight makes them sparkle?" yeah no **** did you think they would melt like other weakling Vampires?
Americans are so uncultured -_-
pikmintaro 10 months ago
@pikmintaro wannabe Japanese
Trentonater47 10 months ago
@pikmintaro hey wanabeese fag. Vampires are not real, so you can portray them as pink unicorns if you want makes them just as not real as before!
Psycnosis 10 months ago
@pikmintaro Most obvious troll I've seen in a while.
Anyway, yeah, Twilight deserves ridicule.
giantsnark 9 months ago 2
Wow more anti Twilight crap, proving that the haters never even read the books -_-
I always love seeing people insulting the Twilight Vampires despite the fact that they are invincible compared to your stereotypical Vampires, lets go over the facts
Super Speed, Super Strength, Can only be killed by being completely torn apart and burning the parts, are completely unaffected by Sunlight.
And lol at the ignorant kids calling them "Emo" yeah like stereotypical Vampires aren't? -_- FAIL
pikmintaro 10 months ago
@pikmintaro Well there is Bella. She's selfish, male-depending, uncaring, manipulative, self-centered, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitch you can ever have as a main character/damsel in distress.
dxjrules5 10 months ago
@pikmintaro Actually, this was just making fun of Twilight, not actually critisizing it. If you want to know reasons, why Twilight sucks, watch reviews, (especialy those, what were made before the movie).
Twilight is insult to a literature. The romance is propably the most disgusting and brain washing thing ever written, the story sucks, the characters suck and the concept is cliche.
You want a good supernatural romance? Read Blood and Chocolate, Let the Right One In and Vampire Hunter D.
Ikarosus 10 months ago
Twilight is gay!
shanemathews002 1 year ago
Now a Twilight version I actually like, hehe. =P
YoMalvado 1 year ago
FINALLY! Man-wolf gets some spotlight.
Too bad it's that Jacob fail-wolf.
Psythr666 1 year ago
@Psythr666 My sentiments. <3
Spadehyena 9 months ago
Jeez, poor Kitty. MOAR BLADE, NAO!!!
ClassicToonFan64 1 year ago
soooooooooo.....what are you up to?!ahaha!
ShaPauL032208 1 year ago
This is de skin ove kilerr xD It's great. I'm dead now. It was killed me.
Kosiarztp 1 year ago
The Midnight Sons (both Doctor Strange's team and Morbius's team from Marvel Zombies 4) would utterly wipe out the twilight universe. Nuff said there
WeaponXSigma 1 year ago
Why hasn't blade came and killed the emo vampire kids yet?
chasamalokin 1 year ago
@chasamalokin Because Blade kills vampires and the emo vampires are just emo pussies. The real question is why doesn't Morbius or Dracula kill them yet?
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SpoopsLittleHelper 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!! @ Werewolf By Night sounding like Scooby Doo! bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
macavitymacavity 1 year ago
why is modok in EVERY episode? lol
historian111z 1 year ago
@historian111z MODOK is AWESOME! xD sucks as a villain but should definitely get his own comedy show.
Lestat220289 1 year ago
I have only Blade marvel figure : D
Jonasszczuczyn 1 year ago
Twilight Suck!!! Thunbs up if yo aggre
TheEvilFusion 1 year ago 82
@TheEvilFusion I hate it too, but thumbed you down anyway for being a thumb whore
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TheEvilFusion 3 months ago
@hewttehdewb That was really my first comment XD
TheEvilFusion 3 months ago
@hewttehdewb I thumbed you up for thumbing down a thumb whore.
TheLoboFairchild 3 months ago
Owowow OW!
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Jokerman665 1 year ago
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logicaantetodo 1 year ago
I love Blade
YoungBlazeEagle 1 year ago
How long have you been in your mid to late thirties? (Pause)... A looong time.
Truer words have never been said for a comic character. (Sigh) I can't even relate to the New X-Men anymore.
PS 0:35 THANKYOU!
JKJ1900 1 year ago
lol blade for the WIN
EvilQueEvil 1 year ago
nice, Blade. nice
SuperJoshy2009 1 year ago
Great animation, poor voice acting.
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randomrelish 1 year ago
This proves Blade needs a movie. He is needed!
HeinousActsZX 1 year ago
Thank You Blade
Whitetiger770 1 year ago
Lol, why couldn't that be the ending to twilight.
Altraice 1 year ago
funny =)
reginagiovanna1 1 year ago
Blade would HATE being in twilight. They're all daywalkers there.
FranzHopper50 1 year ago
whos that wolf it appears at 0:49
leito684 1 year ago
@leito684 Man-Wolf (aka John Jameson, J Jonah Jameson's son)
macavitymacavity 1 year ago
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simonistic 1 year ago
im glad marvel is back to its roots as being current and actually being humorous
retardedcandy911 1 year ago
lol edward got killed then there goes jacob lol
joshwin17 1 year ago
Awesome.
shawshank73 1 year ago
This video would be much better if edward replaced morbius, blade would not only kill him but he would step on his face.
MrWeegeedude 1 year ago
If only that happened. heheh I ADORE this video :D
Twilight spat on everything good about vampires. haha I just loved the "kids today with there Emo vampires..." X3
angelofdeath156 1 year ago
Blade vs edward=DEATH TO EDWARD!!!!!!
MobianAngelFan123Fan 1 year ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
darsus19 1 year ago
"this is the last time you'll ever see me"
"you got that right!"
the missing ingredient of twilight
legokratos 1 year ago
fuck the spiderman reboot, Blade should get one
TheFarmerboyproducti 1 year ago
58 fifteen year old girls (maybe a pair of homos in there) disliked this video and deserve to get stabbed by Blade.
"Your welcome."
Maverick2736 1 year ago 29
@Maverick2736 59 now, I think my cousin is one of them.............she deserves to get stabbed
marvelgirlmarvel 1 year ago
kiiIeeer
nitroxxxxxxxxx 1 year ago
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Med8tr0n 1 year ago
lol
SILVERTINKER4578 1 year ago
wut the heck?
moshioshivideos 1 year ago
nice onbe man this is officially my favourite twilight "movie"
GUNDAM00745 1 year ago 2
lol...this is funny!!
jhonc95 1 year ago
Dracula? Blade? Twilght bashing? Werewolf by Night!? AWESOME!!!
Zakor1138 1 year ago 3
I gotta admit that blade is awesome... but it wouldn't have made twilight a whole lot better...
e2bady 1 year ago
first moviething with actions figurs that is kinda cool
marcus24000 1 year ago
PARKWAY81
PARKWAY81 1 year ago
If only, if only...Blade randomly staking Morbius from behind still makes more sense.
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solvan 1 year ago
LMAO "these kids with the EMO VAMPIRES!" LOOOOLLL xD
papelmaster 1 year ago
man , 2 funny , blade kills vapaire edward and the wolf goes ( SOOO what u doing saturday night )
alir292 1 year ago
nice
takato219 1 year ago
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lazersquadro 1 year ago
....
MARVEL is officially my hero for making this.
triplek96 1 year ago 6
cool
darthtyruss 1 year ago
LOL
vermin089 1 year ago
YAY! Edward died! :)
otdtyh 1 year ago 2
what the..?!
Gibbowr 1 year ago
yeah!!! BLADE!!!!!!!!!
TheBlitzgundam 1 year ago
suscribanse a mi canal
nickortac 1 year ago
If these kids keep wearing those "Too Tight Trousers" there will be no children in the future to watch these Emo vampire movies. Maybe some good does come out of this.
LambentJaws 1 year ago
lmfao
BadForHearts 1 year ago
Yeah right!
josemib87 1 year ago
Twilight is for little pussies
xXxBackbonexXx 1 year ago 97
@xXxBackbonexXx you said it. little tight virgin pussies because their a bunch of young girly geeks
ABL36 1 year ago
I think this is what Twilight was missing. Blade stabbing the sh*t outta those emo vampires.
Magnetrex 1 year ago 200
@Magnetrex you got that right, you're welcome
petalerrorrr 10 months ago
You gotta love Marvel
PhreakStep 1 year ago 4
lol "your beautiful" yea right
Ganon575 1 year ago
I think its shadowcat
oianuyan 1 year ago
Lol, Blade!
RunningRogue 1 year ago 3
Who is the girl that is playing bella
SuperDramaKing14 1 year ago
@SuperDramaKing14 Kitty Pryde.
sakalak 1 year ago
Blade just owned Morbus
fatboymetallica 2 years ago
Funny thing is, this oneand a half minute is way more funny that all the crapfest of Twilight!
MexiGojira 2 years ago 3
Lmao I admire this entirly, and he's right what's with the vampires sparkling HAHA!
NonRtarded 2 years ago
LFMAO OMFG ThiS is SO fuNNy haha
zawud 2 years ago
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HatefulRyan 2 years ago
Man-wolf, not Wolf Cub...
Blakologic 2 years ago
better than Twilight.
GaryFreeman1987 2 years ago 5
more blade, more deadpool!
Coolbird00 2 years ago 4
I really needed that. xD
RandomSparkzof1 2 years ago
how did you make that blade
shooterbro2008 2 years ago
Lol that's what I said when I wathced twilight "the sunlight makes hims sparkle! WTF!" Lol It was pretty horrible... :P
LardsInc 2 years ago
who was the 1st werewolf in this clip
Lazydog18 2 years ago
Edward, Blades Commi´n to get ya! XO!, and what he do to u isn´t very nice !!!!
nusucker 2 years ago
blade should've killed edward
videogameman9 2 years ago
he kills vampires,not pixies,but hell he made a mistake in one of his movies by killing a human so he will just "make" another mistake
tserofmai 2 years ago
i lol'd when blade came in x3
Mistahh0Jorell 2 years ago
Bwahaha, pure genius xD
Thornakrus 2 years ago
Can anyone tell me if that's the marvel universe blade figure?
22lesnar 2 years ago
@22lesnar it is not
Vtguy97 2 years ago
Not very funny, but 5 stars for Kitty Pryde.
G2CondorJoe 2 years ago
Nize, Werewolf By Night-Epic
darksilver123 2 years ago
maybe its just me but anyone notice that blade have a deadpool´s sword?
ozzixe 2 years ago
all i can say is =D thank you i can die happy
machinimater 2 years ago 2
Damn. I knew there was a reason I preferred you guys to DC.
s1lverfalcon 2 years ago 4
i hope someone makes a parody of twilight with blade killing all them pixie vampires wannabe Go blade
carlitoscoolx 2 years ago 11
Damn Right!!!!
waterboyneb 2 years ago
blade makes EVERYTHING better =3
ameldia 2 years ago 2
was that blade LMAO
SoulBlazeNightmare 2 years ago
I love the special effects :3
ZeGoddess 2 years ago
what is this twilight or something
donkeylover000 2 years ago 6
don't even try to find out
DrMlieko 2 years ago
I think I love you so much more now, Marvel <333
worldofprettycraft 2 years ago 3
That should have happened to Edward Cullens.
holonboy 2 years ago 57
The fact that you know his full name is...
NiK8D 2 years ago 5
Agreed. :D
xiphiphile 2 years ago
....LOL
un2deidara2007 2 years ago 3
Can anyone tell me what is Dracula saying?
EiDrianDM 2 years ago 2
@EiDrianDM
"the sunlight makes him sparkle? who can watch this? blag these kids today with their emo vampires and their to tight trousers, ag. what do you think? .... you know you'd be much cooler if you could talk." and that is everything dracula said.
lostpuppy6 2 years ago 2
That isn't Dracula. It's Morbius the Living Vampire.
LaEB815 2 years ago
Actually, Dracula comes in at around the 0:56 mark. Watch the whole vid before commenting, jeesh.
sniktawtt 2 years ago
I apologize. I had seen this video once before, but forgot the ending, so thank you for correcting me.
LaEB815 2 years ago
lol
devilhunter786 2 years ago
what is this twilight
donkeylover000 2 years ago
was a blade figure like that released?
crazyguyinmak77 2 years ago
best beast 0:39
superdomo123 2 years ago
LMFAO, so hilariously gay, but i love it! hahaha!
SahjanS 2 years ago
this is sooo hilarious!
ribajwillie 2 years ago
this is marvelous.
enuvune 2 years ago