AIDS-Burger

[i1killed2god3]

Look at that dislike bar...

"What dislike bar?"

Exactly.

[TheGreenerItGets]

Lala is FIERCE.

[TBTVDLovers21]

i miss how laffayette used to be in TB :/

[cammyohcammy]

Each burger comes with freh-fry, lettuce, tomato, mayo, AND AIDS!!

holy shit, i wanna marry this man. Lafayette.<3

[SmashtheCmachine]

I'm going to have to watch this show now! I wanted to applaud when Lafayette decked those dicks :D

[popazz1]

"Tip yo' waitress" ! Oh,fuck,I have never watched "True Blood" but after that I have GOT to rush out and buy the whole season! Whoever he is,he is one superb actor! Anyone wanna tell me which season this is from,please?! Not that it really matters,cause I'm gonna be buying however many seasons there are already on box-sets.HBO clearly have a winner with "True Blood"!

[ShesAnnax]

... Tip yo' waitress.

[CPL337]

aids burger in paradise

[HelloThar9]

Oh shit... the earrings are comin' off!

[animeking]

Hey, it's better to be safe then sorry when it comes to AIDS. Don't go eating strange burgers kids.

Side note: I like the way he says "fr-e fries".

[Mcheetah]

This is so LOFL!!! Yummy AIDS-Burger!

[MichaelKlump]

And for the vamps, "Tru Blood, HIV+" !

[Californiachik85]

I fucking hate people like those rednecks. Lafayette is awesome :)

[MrsNefarious]

Sookie is great, I absolutely Love Bill but there's a reason why Lafayette is my favorite character. He takes shit from no one. If you roll up in his joint with 2 of your homo-phobic dumbass friends he's got enough ass-kick for all you-all. At least the guy apologizes in Season 2 for saying that stuff. I guess it proves that Lafayette made his "f***ing" point

[nattyasha101]

haha omg i love lafayette he was sooo well cast and im really glad they gave him a bigger part than he had in the books cos he's just such an awesome character! he makes me laugh every time XD

"if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a turd!"

he's brilliant!

[novajhv]

something tells me if a vamp is already dead then they can't get aids haha

[golddigger0325]

@novajhv so?

[jelonfire]

this scene is so freaking awesome. lafayette really fucking tells them off

[Michaela24681012]

"In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS!" oh, Lafayette. lmao

[moonbotlover]

lol that was funny "you should have said hold the aids" rolf

[angel4run]

"tip yo waitress!" OH WOW!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!

I used to be a waiter and sometimes i wanted to do just that

[jtsk8er12]

lol aids burger

[o0TheCore0o]

hes hot

[Becca5002]

VERY VERY COOL! I FUCKIN LOVE IT!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

1) vampires are dead, so who cares if they have HIV

2)it CAN be transmitted through saliva, people have been convicted of homicide when they had HIV knowingly and spit in someone's drink or food and they dies resultantly when an infection occurs.

3)semen is not blood but a girl sure as hell can get HIV from vaginal ejaculation even if they dont bleed. the man sure as hell doesnt bleed no matter where he sticks it unless its bitten in oral sex.

[Doughboy6418]

He's my favorite character.

[RapscallionRebellion]

Me too!

[unrestrictedkc]

"bitch you come in my house you gonna eat my food the way i fuckin make it"

[SoCyurious]

Lmao, get it Lafayette!

[RaiderzGrl]

My favorite scene of both seasons so far

[aidsburgerinparadise]

IN PARADISE

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

that was awesome, but i still want someone with HIV to be careful if they cook my food. i think eating contaminated sweat might do it.

[movieposterboy]

WOW. What a cool man....

[Flushitallaway7]

"bitch you come into my house you gonna eat my food the way i FUCKIN' MAKE IT! ... tip yo' waitress"

lmao.

i would buy the whole season just for this scene

[canuck1980]

hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[satanicwatermelon]

I love Lafayette...

[ambereyes525]

OMFG so fierce.

[mpolzkill]

"In the entertainment marketplace, stories offering violent solutions to problems sell and theyre easier to write. Developing dramatically compelling conflict and resolving it without violence is extremely difficult. It requires a great deal of thought and imagination. In the movies as in the real world, action and violence involve much less effort than does creativity." - Bretigne Shaffer

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

very true

[mpolzkill]

Well, I'm glad SOMEONE appreciated it, haha. Five negative checks & only your comment in 3 months. I'm just wondering about the mentality of those five.

[daPawlak]

violence is part of human nature, and it is indeed easier way to resolve conflicts, so story that would lack violence comletly would seem unrealistic (unless violent resolution would be completly suppressed by culture). Still it has very little to do with vid posted here. This scene is not about conflict but about describing character. And non violend resolution woudn't rather show a trait of character than writters.

[VellocetKerova]

The character doesn't show any symptoms/traits of psychopathy, it was an assault correct, but if you object to that, |(Or actually, you quote someone who does.) then you have an issue with what? Probably 80% of TV shows?

Violence sells, especially against racist fucks.

[VellocetKerova]

Gah.

Homophobic fucks*

XD

[mpolzkill]

You completely miss my point, I was being sarcastic: there is no character whatsoever, this is a mentally stunted, or, as you reveal, a pandering screenwriter's depiction of a juvenile fantasy. This is along the lines of "Thelma & Louise " where the stereotype red neck male pig gets blown away & the stereotype redneck male pig has his tanker truck blown up by the super hero "minorities" in a cathartic payback for thousands of psychic wounds delivered. The end of "Animal House" is another example

[mpolzkill]

Oh yeah: and what's YOUR issue? I quote someone who says:

"stories offering violent solutions to problems sell and theyre easier to write"

and your response is: "Violence sells"

?

Thanks for the insight.

Yeah, I have an issue with most TV shows. I didn't invent the terms "idiot box" & "boob tube"; or the concept that television is a vast wasteland because of the apparently systematic aiming at the lowest common denominator. (Even the "educational" programs aim as low as possible)

[VellocetKerova]

Infact, he didn't say that violence sells at all.

But whatever.

Then what is your suggestion?

That someone regulate a subjective 'quality' of television?

[mpolzkill]

?!...?

Third time here: "stories offering violent solutions to problems SELL"

And she's a she.

That's quite a leap. I'm doing the only thing anyone without a gun can do, bemoaning & ridiculing the stupidity of most audiences & the garbage they allow to pour into their minds. It really is important that they stop, For instance, 62 million of them were foolish enough to listen to their televisions & vote for a complete fraud. (58 million for the other fascist because the TV told them to.)

[RapscallionRebellion]

It's ironic how you use someone's quote to malign the lack of creativity.

I guess it copying and pasting involve much less effort than does creativity.

[mpolzkill]

Cute. The quote is perfect; the scene is contemptible. I have provided my own thoughts as well when prompted. You are desperately & absurdly claiming that a critique of uncreative garbage must itself be 100 percent original. Why?

And no, it's not easy to be well-read & cultured. It looks like it wasn't easy for you to type two sentences in the English language. More irony.

[RapscallionRebellion]

My - we are sensitive....

I don't claim that a critique of anything must be 100% original, just the irony that you complained of unoriginality by using a quote by someone else.

Whether or not you backed up your argument with original debate is irrelevant to my comment. It is also clearly obvious that you are insecure about your own education and culture, or you wouldn't be quick to discriminate against what you perceive to be another persons lack thereof.

[mpolzkill]

?

What sensitivity? You ignorantly attack a stranger & don't even to bother to type it properly; you get slapped. Big deal.

Never did I say a word about "unoriginality" (& that's not what the quote was about either; try to keep up. Of course I can use a great & relevant quote in support of my view. I can CREATIVELY use any ideas I want.

Discriminate?. Everyone discriminates....

[mpolzkill]

You put this embarrassing piece of trash on your favorites, of course I assume that you are culturally deficient. Would you go to a truck-pull with the red neck caricatures in your childish video here?

[mpolzkill]

I'll go right on ridiculing you too. And just for fun; not out of insecurity or sensitivity:

"clearly obvious". Now that redundancy IS...

[mpolzkill]

original, I believe. Originality...

[mpolzkill]

..is a...

[mpolzkill]

..very important thing in your blinkered view it seems. "Originality" actually is a truly rare thing & it has never been a subject of mine here.

[mpolzkill]

"don't even to bother to type it properly"

Even more irony. And they make it a royal pain to edit ones mistakes. This is why I stopped talking on here months ago. I have a terrible condition though. When someone makes an ignorant comment such as yours, I can't let it go, so I try to make the reply as cutting, nasty & short as possible. It looks though that you may be really slow or possibly a troll. Trust me, you're way off. I'm not insecure or angry, I just think you're not bright,that's all

[RapscallionRebellion]

You just confirmed my comment about your insecurity.

4 replies just to make your point?

I'm sure you like to believe you are "nasty and short" - in truth you are long-winded and convoluted.

And, it would appear, reactionary.

Wind you up and watch you go.

[mpolzkill]

Spoken like a real troll. I'll speak & watch YOU go. You will not win this pissing contest YOU started because you are very dim-witted.

Yes, my first comment was short, then you reacted with your idiotic theories about insecurity or some such nonsense. Your every stupidity takes more time to counter. Also, I had so many posts because this damned thing wouldn't accept full length ones.

Now let's talk more about you. "Projection" this is the trait you're exhibiting. Why did you attack me..

[mpolzkill]

..in the first place? Because you are insecure about yourself; & you should be, enjoying bilge like this which is designed for the mentally stunted. You had no way of countering what I said about your juvenile fantasy here, so you isolated one aspect of my critique (& in your repulsive, smug way). Now you play amateur psychologist & apparently this is how you quiet your feelings of inadequacy. I'll play too. Why do you feel the need to troll?

Stop "reacting" now & this will all be over.

[RapscallionRebellion]

LOL I can well imagine the spittle flying from your mouth as you typed that.

You have quite the filthy temper don't you?

You made a comment, I merely replied to your comment. That has apparently sent you spiraling down into a fit of ire. The only thing missing from your post was the caps-lock of rage.

Talk about reactionary.

I'm not sure what pissing contest you think you're having. It seems you are the only one pissing - apparently all over your own leg.

[mpolzkill]

Yes, that's where the spittle is, in your imagination, along with the rest of your theories. What you imagine here, of course, is why you troll, to get people angry (or in this case hope they are angry) So what do you feel now imagining a stranger is angry at your mindless theories & childish insults? Do you yourself get angry when you're not able to succeed in enraging people? How many hours a day on YouTube do you spend trolling?

[RapscallionRebellion]

That wasn't my intention at all. I merely replied to your comment. How you reacted to it is entirely up to you.

It seems to me that YOU are the one with the chip on their shoulder.

Talk about projection - every reply of yours as been your attempt at projecting your anger and insecurity onto me. Is it a bit of a blow to your ego that you can't get a satisfying reaction from me?

I don't know you, and I don't really care if you are angry or not.

Kinda takes the wind out of your sail, doesn't it?

[mpolzkill]

I want one reaction, a non-reaction: for you to shut up. As I said, I have a condition. I can't live with myself if I let someone as mentally handicapped as yourself have the last word. It's a sickness really, I'm not happy about it; but I DO care, and so do you, or you would stop posting. I'll go on with my theorizing now, inspired by your many imbecilities. Your last desperate attempt to keep your ego afloat (the one before this last one) gave me another idea. Do you..

[mpolzkill]

..watch nothing but this kind of dreck on your boob tube? You may well think everyone who disagrees with you is an idiot iincapacitate with rage, just like the cartoon bad guys on your kiddie show. Please tell me why you posted this as a fave. I could get interested in what makes the sub-mental tick, other than your insatiable need to feed your ego & troll, that is.

And first your intention here was to get a zinger on someone. You failed & have not been able to counter. You lose your game.

[mpolzkill]

*incapacitated

[mpolzkill]

*"And YOUR FIRST intention"

Arghh, you're really starting to bore me. I may let you win your pissing contest after all.

[RapscallionRebellion]

I would say lacking a self-censure button isn't the only condition you have.  You also seem to suffer from grandiose delusions that you are more intelligent, and more verbally vicious than you think you are.

In truth, you are a crashing bore. Talk about dreck, ever re-read your own posts? Still consider your answers "short and cutting"

I think you just like hearing the "ticka ticka" sound our keyboard makes.

It doesn't validate your opinion. It just makes you an arse.

[mpolzkill]

So boring that you are on here hour after hour. I have done nothing that you have not. Why do you keep reading them? I told you plainly why I go on, whereas you make up lame stories about not caring. Prove it! Shut up!

Grandiose to be smarter than you? Haha. That's you being grandiose. You're an idiot.

I would love to not type again, haven't in months. Make it happen, dimwit. No, you'll type more stupidity. I know of course that I'm not saying anyhting of value, I'm talking to an idiot.

[RapscallionRebellion]

Why reply? Because it pisses you off, plain and simple. Just like your personality.

You are desperately attempting to find something to tweak me with - is that why you're rooting through my favorites? Sad and pathetic. Go on, claim you don't care. The energy you are directing towards your own pissing contest contradicts that.

LOL at your own need to have the last word. You ask me to "make it happen" by not replying to you.

Make it happen yourself, dimwit. Show some self-control.

[mpolzkill]

Haha, TROLL! Thanks for finally admitting it. Sorry to disappoint you, but morons just make me sad.

Almost everything you say is incorrect & I just enjoy pointing it out & observing how you, wallowing in your ego, then ignore it. I think most people check out the page of the person they're talking to. You went to my page, right? My ticks went up & I hardly get any anymore, so I'll assume you did. "Rooting through" It's the first thing one sees! Nice try

I probably will let you win your game

[RapscallionRebellion]

LOL projecting again?

I didn't bother going to your page, because I don't give a shit what you have in your favorites - unlike you. But I venture a guess you have some long-winded drivel about yourself in an attempt at self-promoting your so called "intelligence"? Shall I look just to see if I'm correct in that assumption?

Yes, tell yourself you're "letting" me win this game, when in fact all I'm doing is watching while you paint yourself into a corner.

Denial is more than a river in Egypt.

[mpolzkill]

I said "I think most people" do. Maybe you didn't, whatever.

So, we have it settled: you're a troll. Let's go back to some other questions you've been ducking. What is it about this juvenile fantasy that made you "fave" it & then foolishly attack someone who didn't like junior's fave? (It was a foolish attack, as you got your ass handed to you, haha)

[RapscallionRebellion]

I think between us, you are the troll. You first post an unflattering remark on this page, for whatever the reasons you chose to do it, then personally attacked anyone who disagreed, with the self-claimer that you WILL have the last word because it's a "CONDITION"

You obviously don't bother listening to yourself, do you. If you did, you would realize the only one who has had their ass handed to them is you.

You can dish it, but you can't take it, can you, troll?

[mpolzkill]

No, you're the definition of a troll & you admitted it. You talk to make others angry. I attacked no one who didn't attack me first. Then it was my pleasure. I chose the quote because it was totally apropos. So well chosen in fact that you have NADA to say about it other than some strained idea about "unoriginality", which was never the issue.

No, you had your ass handed to you, as you are constantly forced to strain, misrepresent, theorize, & evade/ignore questions.

[mpolzkill]

I DO have an overwhelming desire to get the last word (especially when I didn't have the first word here), why do YOU have the overwhelming desire, troll?

Now, for the second time, where do I speak of myself?, & for the tenth time, why do you like this pathetic fantasy so much?

[RapscallionRebellion]

No, I choose to keep replying to you, because I know it pisses "you" off. And I think you don't meet many people who actually stand up to your pathetic attempt at bullying - and other tactics you employ - like asking irrelevant questions.

The simple fact is you posted something ironic, and I replied. The rest has been you desperately attempting to maneuver yourself into a position of attack, rather than defense. Something you've so far failed to do.

[mpolzkill]

I'm so sure you only troll those you really hate. Fine.

Bullying! A drama queen too, naturally. Why stand up to something "pathetic". You really are an air-head.

What is irrelevant?! For one thing, I've asked you for the third time now to back up how I was self-promoting on my page.

It COULD be considered ironic IF you only focused on that, which you did because of your need to attack someone who didn't appreciate your lame fantasy. Which brings me to the 11th time now, Why attack?

[RapscallionRebellion]

There you go, putting feelings where there are none. I don't hate you. I don't give a shit about you one way or another.

You do realize that last paragraph should be directed at yourself, don't you? You felt the need to attack someone who didn't appreciate your lame quote.

Why attack?

Indeed!

[mpolzkill]

If you don't give a shit, then shut up!

No, slow one. I felt the need to attack someone who absurdly cherry-picked PART of my argument, suggested I was unaware & definitely called me lazy. Some who attacked me, you prat. I'll be back in a little bit, as you apparently never tire of being wrong & making idiotic jabs.

[RapscallionRebellion]

Exercise some self-control and shut yourself up.

This can end any time you choose.

Off to get more meds? If you want to dance with me, you're going to need them.

[mpolzkill]

"unflattering" "trolling". Look at the first coment directed at my quote. That was the only kind of comment I expected to get & I was very happy to know there was a non-imbecile on YouTube who came by here & got to share that good lady's wisdom. I had vainly hoped that the people of your mental calibre would try to learn something from the quote & definitely didn't wish for them to make fools of themselves, as you have for half the day.

[RapscallionRebellion]

So you think people who agree with you are non-imbeciles, and those who disagree are trolls?

That's perhaps the most ludicrous comment you've made so far. It just shows me how desperate you are to try and make a valid point as to why you are still here.

Speaking of people who make fools of themselves by spending half a day replying.... Oh but yes... you have a "condition"

May I suggest upping your meds.

[mpolzkill]

Yes when you make up other people's points, they tend to be ludicrous. It's called a straw-man, nice try, junior. Tell me where you disagree with her & I'll tell you how you're an imbecile.

I'm foolish yes, talking to an idiot all day, but I am winning, that's small consolation. Physician, heal thyself. What's YOUR condition?

Looks like you want to go indefinitely. I'll have to leave for about an hour, but then I'll be happy to kick your ass for as long a time as you want to waste,I guess

[RapscallionRebellion]

You'd know all about straw-man arguments, wouldn't you? You've been flinging mud at me since last night, hoping desperately that some of it - hell ANY of it sticks.

By all means, keep hitting reply. I don't claim to have any condition other than a sadistic glee in seeing how many times you will hit reply in some vain attempt at putting me down.

Considering I barely have time to read one before the next pops into my inbox, I'd say you're starting to froth at the mouth again.

[mpolzkill]

That's not a straw man, you ignoramus. I flung mud imitating you, for fun. There is no other fun to be had with someone of your meagre abilities.

Frothing at the mouth, yes, of course. You see, it was very valid, my questions about your idiot-box viewing. Where does one come to think their fantasies are real?

[But I'm asking the idiot! How will that ever work?!]

I will take you advise & overcome my desire to shut you up. You are just too damn dumb. You win. Goodbye, you sad victim of TV.

[mpolzkill]

*your advice

[RapscallionRebellion]

Yep, arguing the irrelevant in an attempt at boosting your self esteem. Speaking of meager abilities...

By-the-by, a TV show about vampires coming out of the coffin to live among us IS fantasy. Whether you like the show or not is irrelevant.

Yes yes, buh-bye now. I'm sure I'll be hearing from you again. People like you can dish it, but they can't take it. I'm sure you'll be back for one last hurrah as you ego, er condition, is such that you cannot stand to not have the last word.

[RapscallionRebellion]

And it appears I was correct about your page.

How predictable of you.

[mpolzkill]

You'll have to quote where I said a word about myself on my page. I don't know where that's at.

[ThePleasurePalace]

Tip yo waitress. =P

[martinboy121995]

love how he takes of his earings

[tiffanywlls]

"The burger come with frent' fries and aids"

How hilarious was that.I love Lafayette Reynolds!

[thinkbyonddabox]

Jason's reaction at the end makes me laugh every time!

[bwaybud]

This scene had me crying and laughing at the same time.

amazing

[reivenlocke]

Uneducated rednecks.

[ConceptualizedGhost]

Hahahahhaa. I want to go eat at that place, but i'll never be able to :'(

[rossothecrimson7]

*snap fingers*

"Tip yo WAITRESS!"

Lmfao!! Lafayette is the comedy in this show, he's a basket case but at least he has his sh*t together. I love his character, I hope he doesn't get killed off.

[SupremeDejhan]

I LOVE Lafayette!! he is my FAVORITE character on the show... :D

[BWF89]

Owned.

[Chinaedu]

sooo funnyi brouht this back soo many times on my dvr

[artist4life14]

me too lol

[b4byf4c3123]

lmao me too. ^_^ lol thank god for hbo on demand. lmao

[bwaybud]

This show is absolutely amazing...

[fatalblades]

LAFAYETTE just shot up my favorite character spot because of this.

[college87]

he's a good guy

[kristolebehbayy]

thisz my show.

nd my fav scene .

[GXCori]

This scene has solidified my staying to see what happens next. I LOVE Lafeyette and I totally didn't see that coming.

[avsweep]

What Crispy said :)

i'm in love with this scene im glad u uploaded it.

brilliant tv show :)

lafayette is the bomb.

[iiiggglll]

fuck yeah that made me so happy! i just found out about this show, and i think i'm in love with lafayette... <333

[Crispy27]

I loved this scene. I was hoping someone would upload it. Thanks.