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[Davey7373]

In the original airing, Phil said "Mastercard" in his first line instead of "Metrocard".. I still have my old VHS somewhere..

[urbanfolk]

Anyone know where I can find that skit of Roseanne and the Delta Delta Delta sisters? I can't find it anywhere.

[ilovetortillas]

Roseanne at her best!

[ilovetortillas]

"I havent had a break for 2 hours..." HAHAHAHA

[YouWantMeYouCantPay]

roseanne makes fat sexy. God I love this woman!

[YouWantMeYouCantPay]

2 comic geniuses

[BrianWestley]

That "bust out cryin'" line is also said by Stymie in a Little Rascals short:

Farina: This is the last breakfast I'm ever gonna fix for you, Stymie.

Stymie: Well, what you do want me to do, bust out cryin'?

[OhHelloSugar]

One of my favorite SNL sketches of all time! We throw around lots of pop-culture phrases in my family, and one of them is, "What do you want me to do about it, bust out cryin'?" :) I love this!

[greydawn]

Didn't they do a similar skit where Rosanne played a 911 operator and did the same sort of thing?

[Lillzbe]

haha love roseanne

[ews773]

LMAO! Freaking funny.

[justex07]

Roseanne Barr + Phil Hartman = Genius

[nickv41]

Most comedy skits do not stand the test of time. Others, like this one, are classic and timeless. You could redo this one today and it would be just as funny. The only thing you would have to change is Rosanne's accent to Indian.

[blunklaura]

several options to shove a check up his ass?

SURE!

[wsterbrg]

This sketch completely plays to Roseanne's strenghts...

[Wargoat6]

Rosanne adds the whole blue collar sensibility that's needed for this sketch to work.

[unrealent]

Phil Hartman's responses are hilarious!

[guardianangel130]

OMG ROSEANNE I AN YOUR BIGGEST FAN. Kinda quiet btw but i roflmao the entire time

[Eenea]

I remember this one. LOL, "She gave me several options."

[madbella83]

This is by far one of thee greatest SNL skits ever! lol rosanna and phil hartman are so freaking hilarious together!

[MrChristmas365]

Phil Hartman - such a big loss. He was one of the funniest men in show business.

[SirHatchporch]

"She gave me several options."

[Kohntarkosz]

Oh, man, I had forgotten about this one! Yeah, I love the way he says "She gave me several options" after her remark about jamming the check up his butt.

[doda]

I LOVE Roseanne! Phil and Roseanne together is just pure gold. thanks for posting this. It's hilarious!

[intiyacu]

I too have been searching for this for YEARS. Practically a decade. Man, you're AWESOME for saving it and posting it and sharing it to so many people who love this skit. Great Job. This skit is awesome. Roseanne and Phil were HILARIOUS here. Great times. Rest in Peace Phil... I too hope his wife is burning in Hell!!!

[pjstudevent]

Thank you sooooooooooo much for posting this!  Classic!

[ShikaGaara]

@MrGrevy At least she knew how to get out of a rotten relationship, unlike some guy who's six feet under.

[jpd782]

YES!! I've been looking for this for years. I think the last I saw this was 1992 or so.

[Wesleech]

oh man.. havent seen this forever. i miss phill.. :(

[Martyballin]

plopsmom -- you've earned some major karmic points for putting this on youtube. I've been searching for this for a long time, thank you so much!

[MrGrevy]

Ugh. "Roseanne" is a disgusting embarrassment. Sad that Phil had to waste his time with that trash.

[csplendrig]

thanks for posting this! I was just sitting here and all the sudden this skit came into my mind, I had to see it again

[TypesALot]

This is one of those memorable "commercial" clips from SNL that you can't help but talk about, and then you promptly go to Youtube to discover some nice, smart person uploaded it for your viewing pleasure!! This is a great and clever ad that just brings back a ton of memories for me! Thanks for making this available here!!

[mst3k4evr]

This was probably one of the first things I looked for when I discovered YouTube four years ago.

The writers had to have written this with Roseanne in mind because no one could have played that part better.

[tiarra03]

this is classic!

[GoldwingQueen1]

RIP Phil Hartman. We miss you!

[KeithJMcG1987]

"Why don't you take a personal check out of your checkbook, roll it up real tight, and CRAM IT!"

LOL

[ladyvee7110]

Funny!

[mmw3350]

I LOVE this video - we were just talking about how clever it is and am so glad to find it on You tube - Thanks oh-so=much.

[nothing401]

"She gave me several options."

LOL

[Bramiam]

Thank you to whoever posted this. i've looked for it for months. Not a huge Rosanne fan, but this was a real high point for her. Really funny  !!!

[MultiKagemusha]

Like I have nothin' better to do than to listen to him bitch!

[whatuswattingat]

@MultiKagemusha I feel like that EVERY DAY. LOL! LOL!

[joebyu]

"She gave me several options." LOLOL

[Pri03]

oh my godddd... i have been looking for this EVERYWHERE. Thank you for uploading!!

[lindadawnwill]

I can't believe I actually found this!! My husband and I have been using Phils phrase "she gave me several options" for years!

[Pri03]

@lindadawnwill My sister and I used to quote "I KNOW WHO YA ARE" for yearrrrs

[1982Rafael]

"She gave me several options." =D

[patsaxon]

Roseanne is a natural! I just love her!

[MikeGoGettersVLOG]

@patsaxon Yeah me too!

[iamweeums]

Glad someone finally posted this! Very underrated, indeed.

[BlankDVD]

been looking for this a long time. Very underrated skit. LOL!

[itsmecalling]

I think my Credit Card Company uses this as a training video. lol

[liprincessprincess]

LMAO, thanks for posting this! It's *scary* to me how well Phil Hartman could personify the everyman in his actual non-parody commercials and some of his movies...then turn it back around and skewer it so brilliantly! He was one of a kind and will always be missed. Roseanne's great here too!

[jmsweat]

This was always one of my favorites! One of the memorable classic clips!

[b1a2b3y4]

Ive also been looking for this everywhere-funny how the funniest shit is so hard to find!

[edmayor11]

I literally have been searching for this skit for 2 years. 

"I did not have the information she needed"

[dunndhe]

Phil Hartman was the greatest! This is a classic!

[namniekib]

rosanne: "why don't you roll a check real tight and cram it."

phil:she gave me a number of options.

ROFL!I always loved this skit!

[phillygrl69]

This skit had me in stitches when it first aired! I luv it! Thnx so much!

[maccagirl56]

Any customer service rep will find this hilarious and so true.

[whatuswattingat]

@maccagirl56 AMEN!

[Gray99]

3am! LOL! I can kinda relate!

[plopsmom]

I am so glad I saved this! I hope you D/L just in case they ever take it down. Keep this one alive.

[Pogueconductor]

@plopsmom how do you D/L it?

[Dansant]

Love you Roseanne!

[frsfca]

AWESOME! Thanks for posting on the BEST SNL skits of all time!

[youmomo1212]

My favorite SNL commercial! I bought my dad the vhs of this entire episode for Christmas because we love this commercial and had looked for this clip for years and couldn't find it. Thanks for posting this (even if it was a few months late lol.)  Phil Hartmen, you rock! I miss you.

[youmomo1212]

Sorry, sorry. HartmAn. It was late.

[Friedeggsonlegs]

OMG!!! I have been searching high and low for this!! Thanks for posting it. Hi-lar-i-ous!!!

[plopsmom]

I know I missed this one sooo much! I am so glad I found it.

[okz723]

LMAO @ "The Credit Card Fairy!"

[estespc]

Classic!

[superlum]

i remember watching this back in the day. so hilarious!

[michaeljester]

i remember seeing this when i was a kid in the early early 90's....every so often i'll try to look it up on youtube (so hard because SNL must keep the pursestrings tight on here) and today i look it up and here it is! sooooooooo funny!

[JPyle66621]

"I know who ya are....." So, so funny!!

[kdemtp]

One of my favorite skits on SNL, the great Phil Hartman! SHE GAVE ME SEVERAL OPTIONS!