I CAN'T FIND A GOOD MAN! MEN SUCK!

[fogoquechato13]

Girls have:

Fake boobs, make-up, fake hair and fake nails.

Girls want:

Real men.

Fuck girls

[TheMackattack1234567]

Bitch, aint nobody like your face

[Tgiron1000]

Fagot!!!!! my dick parts the sea yo dick farts and queefs hahaha

[classicalAnime]

Now im a guy and o think women are a little smarter then men but women like you are inferior to men....... And women.

[videliceteverto]

faggot



[Aiguey]

Cool story bro, you should put more fire and dragons.

[RandomDetritus]

Well, your Chris Crocker voice doesn't help.

[archer11271965]

I love you! Oh My God, I would do so much for you!

[kknkendrsed]

Well im sure it is hard for you to find a man!...Tbh A gay man wants another man that looks like a man! And a straight man wants a female thats all female..So what can you do?

[bellojardin787]

Of course that you won't get a good man, with that attitude and dirty mouth, of course, whatever you find, will be trash as you are

[foreplay53]

i;d love to give u a golden shower

[BethLeFeuvre]

Guys stick pineapples up ur ass :L <3

[btjada]

haha my fav is when you say WANNA ACT TOUGH?!

[irishfitzy22]

i love you i thought i was straight till i seen you.. you are so hot i can't believe you would have a hard time finding the right man. any one who got the chance to be with you should have treated you with their heart and how they would want to be treated.. i know i would..

[quassy60]

Women suck!

[SoleilOmbre]

youtube.com/watch?v=MXzjMj2Kfh­0

[themaddkat]

got to love love her sense of humor

[HQPDM123]

will you ever get a real vagina or r u gonna stick to a penis

[ilovejohncena2532]

Dawgg , you make a really pretty woman . Hahahaha , sex change asap . Hahahaha .

[WonderWomanTv4u]

Because your really a man

[MsJamieclark]

honey i cant agree more men are fucking worthless!!!!!!! i had one fucker actually fuck me in the ass while i was asleep and fucking raped me!!!!! that mother fucker nearly got his fucking balls cut off but he is now in prison where hes getting the rapeing because that fucker will get his fucked up life as the bitch!!!!!!!!

[epicnashun]

@MsJamieclark yeah, because all men sure are the same, so i guess they are all worthless right? grow the fuck up. i had a fucking stupid ass girlfriend, does that mean all women are worthless? N O just like how all men are not worthless. Grow out of you're childish way of thinking, all you are doing is pissing off people and making women look bad.

[Blaze2295]

Ur a guy

[Pinky3dgy]

ahahahahaha bcuz i peed in his pool!!!!!!!!!!!

[AllyUncensored]

0:57 FRUITY PEBBLES!!!

[bostonewyork1]

Lawl, I guess beggars can be choosers after all.

[WillHear432]

So Johnny, IMO men should always SAVOR the love and kindness presented by a woman. However, 80 percent of men out there don't even know (or simply ignore) what the word "savor" means. Go figure...

[donaldharris22x]

More girls should put asshole guys cocks in a blender, level the battlefield a little :)

[SC0R3B00T]

@hazzaza1 Nope! It's Miss Piggy with sand in her (actually HIS) fake vagina... xD

[themaniusedtob]

why is that man in the video making fun of men? eh *shrugz

[XZYZero]

@themaniusedtob he is a she because she is transgendered

[hazzaza1]

chris crocker?

[beedrill5ER]

@hazzaza1 Nope, just an actual transperson dealing with the usual tired unoriginal remark, particularly that one.

[07thematrix]

here is the thing: women and men say that they cant find a good person out there. Are you kidding? there are millions of good nice people out there! the problem is that more than half of them are not that attractive. People are too shallow to figure that out!

[1548207]

@07thematrix I guess I am one of the lucky ones because my man is very attractive so much that when we go out young girls ages 18-25 always hit on him and he is 30 and I am 36. He is the nicest guy I have ever met so when he proposed I said yes without thinking twice about it.

[CryptoDah2]

happy video anniversary 

[pooponhoop]

ha ha i made a rule for my self if anyone i don't care who 5year old girl to 20year old pro fighter hits my nuts or dick i will kill them or at least try. When a girl freaks out and tries to pepper spray, taze, or hurt my nuts thats when it escalates into 2nd degree murder and rape

[lostbeautyx16]

hahah you are hilarious!!

[Dmitriallen24]

lool this girl sayes shoves a pinapple in my ass

[charlottewicks]

'he's lucky i didn't shit in it.' oh you know how to put a smile on my face :D

[cheapcape]

Don't judge all men, just redneck men are dumb asses, but us men who know what respect is are awesome!

[prschuster]

So when a man knocks on your door with a pineapple in his hand instead of flowers, you better run girl !!!!

[cheapcape]

@urangoosetgel Fuck you, women can be just as bad.

[urangoosetgel]

@cheapcape

I dont think like that anymore

[jperez2010]

I loved this vid! Lesbian Pride!!!

[oxygene6661988]

you like new years day? i love that band!

[Princejarethh]

lol fruity pebbles...

[bibye1990]

amen sister

[Nickthebeartv]

Remember as a kid when you used to blow bubbles? He's back in town looking for ya.

[EvvieO]

Bubba spooning me. Lol

[EvvieO]

Lol

[ZstarOdustE]

My jaw as official dropped O_O

[windchimex]

Johnnyboy and Shane Dawson! ...best Youtubers! ..glad he became a partner! ..iJustine who the fuck is that borning hoe?!

[Simple1Jack]

Shit on your chest?? Wow, I find that really upsetting... I can't believe noone's done that for you.

[taz3deval]

is youtube your diary?

[DougCaraffini]

God damn! I have some kind of crush for shemales and now I find this. Wow!

[Ouranhostclubfanatic]

i love ur voice

[GuessWhoIsRobin]

are you looking for a gay oder for a tranny?

[lilshawtydelnorte]

i think your really pretty (in a non sexual way lol) any dude who dumps you for shitting in his pool is worth shit so its ok youll find the right man (:

[MissLadyPerson4]

u look so pretty in ths vid!! :) <3

[silenthillmaster755]

@unlikeanyotherhuman XD why the FUCK would she do that, all the swearing is her just bieng herself like she PREACHES bitch she wont ever change for anyone and you just mad becuase your pussy stinks,

[TheCorruptGaming]

This came up in my Reccomended why?.........Youtube..really..

[indiedrugmusic]

You are a fucking moron; get a fucking education. Are you trying to make trannies look bad?

[ErryAndSims]

@indiedrugmusic Wow, someone didn't take sarcasm right.

[wballe88]

Righhtt......I'm just wondering if your white or albino?

[giselle21able]

wow, that was a waste of my time, shane had u on his channel so id thot u were good, no ur bad, u made aq big ass profile and spectacle out of urself but u realy have notin to give, sorry......

[silviucarmelo15]

fuckin faggot.

[Lemonaderz]

Your voice maybe?

[dan020350]

In order to find what is good, must one be good ?

[Chayse1234b]

i wonder y no one loves u...

[xXxiPodSingerxXx]

um....let's not put pineapples in your ass kay? And you shouldn't let those mudafuckers piss on you....BLEND that shit Johnny!!!

[TheGameLord7]

you can do golden showers in my face, babe

[Got69Minutes]

You are a pretty good looking tranny. Never been with a guy/shemale, but you could easily fool me in a night club.

[sugararual]

i like the sense of humor that u have,. lol,. its funny cuz the case with me was that the whole time i was LOOKING for someone and the only ppl i FOUND were all EXTREMELY similar,. pretty much the same types of guys,. n now im in love with someone that is the total opposite of them,.so dude, when u LOOK, usually you only find someone u wont end up being happy with,. but when they come as a surprise, things go better,. and i believe that things happen in the same way with everyone,.

[AbbeyDawn135]

I feel so bad. I wonder how guys react when he tells them he's had a sex change ): that must be horrible

[noodle1998]

how can u actually tell if shes a tranny by her face? I think she is cuz her nostrils are a lot bigger than girls r.

[Ropspops]

she is boy!!!!

and i thinked he is girl :(

[megaclaw6]

I love the christina aguilera poster in the backround!!!!! She's awsome!!!! Your awsome to Hun! But I love me some Xtina!

[ranger83178]

hay baby ill fuck u u said u got the lubercant ill be over get that pussy ready ill eat it up so good whats your adress

[OMG123itsME1]

@ranger83178

u know hes a he.. not a girl

[SH4R9Y]

@OMG123itsME1 LMFAO i think he knows really! :-/

[schoolsucks014]

omg shut up you need to stop making videos omg you are sooooooo annoying

[Mfaithwomen190989]

are u a boy ? please anyone tell me is she a boy?

[yavorski2104]

@Mfaithwomen190989 yeah he is

[wynter003]

fake ass chris crocker your voice is irritating take some more hormones

[AYAH071888]

lmao i love ur videos

[omgirl138]

i pee in every pool i go to. anyone want to go swimming!

[BethanysNecessities]

I love your hair :)

[depletable]

Seein' people like this makes me believe homosexuality is genetic at least a lot of the time (I doubt it is the case always).

This dude apparently has a face of a female. So I donno what type of hermaphrodite shit is goin' on in this guy's case, but the proof is in the pudding. You can't tell me this dude doesn't straight up look like a girl.

So there must be some sort of gender-issues that follow having a female face, and a dick as well.

Not trolling / flaming -- just thinking out loud.

[evillutionskate]

I'd say so too.

Probably due to the relationship between Testosterone and Estrogen.

Hey, maybe having a population with about 5-10% of the population being gay could be benefical, better female to straight male ratio and more working class dudes(Well maybe not THIS guy..) without the population growth.

[loveunderlaw]

Johnnyboyxo you remind me of a blonde Sarah Silverman, but much much cooler:)

[Graweheart]

I think that you aren't even looking for one, Johnny...

[lovemetroretro]

pl0xpur3x0x shut the fuck up.

and it doesn't make you cool. you dayum bitchass.

[AussieUggs14]

Stop saying *cough* something *cough* It doesn't make you fuckin cool, no one gives a shit. You're awesome Johnny :D

[abejareina1989]

hahaha you're so funny. LOVE the Christina Aguilera poster in the back!!!! <3

[dandotcom1989]

i feel for you johnny...I HATE when people get mad cuz you shit in their pool. It's like ugh grow up get over it!

[Wifewanted1]

you sound pretty cool

[slottech111]

I think I love you.

[stinkasmanman]

LMAO next 2 teh blender r Fruity Pebbles

[WhisperedAway]

I don't think it is a bad thing to do something for the person you supposidely love, so come on people!

[pl0xpur3x0x]

*cough* man *cough*

[PrincessPopular238]

i don't know why i was afraid to say that.

[ltdk10]

eheheh

[MelissaGeeHooper]

I actually love you Johnny boy!

Aha.

I now come onto youtube everytime I'm on the internet just to watch your new videos xD!

x

[flakingnapstich]

You're my new favorite youtube personality.

[petewentz222]

be nice to her

she has a hard mother fucking life

[Alonealpha01]

if i could i wouldve made 20 youtube accounts and +1 you all the way

[steliospappas]

Ms Helium voice you sound like you just gave kermet the frog a blow job !!!

[ThatIsAthin]

It's cause they don't want to date another dude. You fag. Your voice is actually MORE annoying than Fran Drescher. Kill yourself!

[jollyroger822]

maybe becuz you think your black try to act white

[Thelordofwoodhey]

lol why do i have a hard time finding men? i mean the last guy i i only pissed in his pool :(

[NoriesW]

some women say thier are no good men well i am here to prove that wrong

i am nice respectful and i know how to be a good man

[allysha207]

ITS CUZ YO PUSSY STANK :)

[flakingnapstich]

That's not exactly possible for a pre-op tranny...

[mingitaa]

CharlottesHugeNose is a cunt. End of.

[offitcock]

you can't find a good man coz your a lippy little cunt

[TheRogable]

Pay attention to your intellect there mizos, who are you to judge? Oh wait, let me guess you're mr-fucking-america...get over yourself you waste of space.

[madnessdexter]

you do know that your being a hypocrite. you say "who are you to judge?" but you yourself judge him. All humans judge... and i totally agree with mizos, our society is based on looks.

[TheRogable]

I think you're delving deeper into into his comment than he intended. I may sound like a hypocrite, but everybody is a hypocrite in some way. Also, just because our society is based on looks doesn't mean thats the way I care to look at people. Yea, sure looks matter to some extent, but that shouldn't give you free reign to judge based on looks alone.

[xmistakittyx]

lol u really look like a chikk -u fake kinda good but kome on a pineapple up ur ass? lol

[loveoldmovies]

"Johnnyboy"

There is speculation that you are a man. If that is so, then that is why you can't get a "good man", because you yourself are a man. Real men will take a pass on someone like you

[cjjaxxon]

C'mon!! Are you joking!! LOL!! All I can tell you is keep looking, but the one trouble is.......you're a tranny!

[RunningWithin]

Uh, is this 'chick' a dude? WTF!

[kbsrh]

Haha you're a badass

[gta0soundz]

yea learn how to speak freak

[SAPPHiiRExo2]

i love your videos :D

[monkeygirlkittycat]

um are u serious

[Spleeni]

You sound just like Chris Crocker :D

[afreake]

the answer is theres no such thing.

[hevvyn7kiss]

LOVE!!! ;D

[brttnuge]

Girl don't worry bout it...it aint no thang...but a chicken wang

you gonna find you a man girl ur so pretty and nice and funny i...and for all the haters out there...well yea she will kick ya asses mmhmm @};-

[TwoNakedWhiteKids]

lol sHEs a tranny...

[brttnuge]

Yes I know he is a TRANNY but if he wants to be a girl I respect that... who ever gave me a thumbs down... well thats so mean I was being nice.... *Crys softly in pillow*

[musicislife71018]

I gave you a thumbs up. so it's only at -1 now. :-)

[xoxosmile86]

woah woah woah im confuesd u a boy or a gurl?

[Mlms39]

um wow why would u ask that??

[Xavieric311]

A man.

[theguybehindthefreak]

hahaha i know right lol

[austinfrancken11]

chris crocker voice :)

nice girl keep going for it

haha ur funny as hell

at least i dident shit in it

OHH WAIT I DID SHIT IN IT! ahahah

:) niceeee

[STRONGGLASSES]

clean your glasses

[alicetekken]

because you are one...

[FreeDrugz]

mmmm fruity pebbles

[cardinalvicki]

dont be discouraged hon, ur beautiful!

[SmedVicious]

You and Chris Crocker would be like match made in heaven.

[bonna2011]

you may be a guy, but you're a pretty girl, girl.

lol

i love your hair. it's almost always different. [:

[AlysonMalakian18]

"Next time a guy lies to me,cheats on me,or sticks a pineapple up my ass,i am gonna flip the fuck out,and you know what i'm gonna stick your little fuckin' dick in a blender!" LMAO..Best line everrrrr!!!

[zohrats]

ahhh you go girllllll you are great :))))

[itsjazzalina]

lmfao; yew are so effing hilarious.

[baybiitii11606]

ITS CHRIS CROCKER!!! BITCH UR FAKE

[lilloo31]

lmfao...thats a man? Wow...thats some funny ass shit!

[metalprincess08]

u look cute^^

u should be a girl=)

[vampx89]

u look like a girl u r gorgeous i cant believe u r a boy lmao shit in it lmao wtf

[RobbyRaynebow]

ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKA's who are hatin' on Miss JohnnyBoy. Need to shut the fuck up. Me and homegirl are 1 in the same.

XOXO

-RobbyRaynebow

[mondelx]

I think you cant find a man because you are a man.

[majorflowleagueinc]

hahahahaha.

[iwantpurpledrank]

roflcopter

[6672rock]

You make these stupid-ass videos about your pussy and about people shitting and pissing, and then you have the nerve to wonder why guys avoid you like the plague! For God's sake, you make that Chris Crocker freak look normal! Grow the fuck up and stop acting like an imbecile, and maybe people will take you seriously and actually appreciate you! What a concept!

[g8waymegmeg]

That whole "You need Jesus in you life" is totally fucked up.

And I think people need to shut up and give up on the hate comments. It doesn't make their lives more successful. SO they need to shut the fuck up.

[Mellissa398]

if you shit in my pool id dump u too and why would you want someone to shit on your chest come on?

[stacyviacomsucks]

no one wants to date you. not cause your gay. retarded. yes you are stupid. ans you call this comedy but yet nothing about it is funny.

[sissygeek666]

I think your complaints are justified.U need to be respected. I hate men using me as their semen repository

[TaylorT345]

I'm not gay. I love girls and I will eventually be a girl but, you are "like" really hot and I would def overlook the extra part to be seen with a girl like you. Besides,if you truly love someone,it doesn't really matter what they are,just who they are. love ya doll....

[caiticamtime]

hahahahaha i have the same damn problem

[operations1000]

For example my best bud (who is married) said to go on this site to meet a girl and maybe become her girlfriend. Ok so I check it out and it's FILLED with girls writing profiles like this:

Looking for: An honest guy, financially well, could go out spontaneously and go on road trips, caring, understanding, fashionable, likes camping or laying on the beach talking about life. ect ect

I respond to him and say: "You get married instantly on the site? right on?!"