Billy Connolly ~ Ibiza

[metallord1972]

number one rule for pilot's .....don't listen top billy connolly when ur flying a plane ...or ur fucked lol :)

[peacefrog1916]

Reminds me of the time i gave myself food poisoning lol.

[writer1294U2]

i'm not going to ibiza

[writer1294U2]

"and filled the bottle from the tap"

[RENEDU2]

sounds just like what happened to me in Thailand

[TigerWalrus26980]

48 people didn't rip their tweeds down quick enough

[blaziken386]

"And the Next thing i hear, My Wife has Just had a drink...."

[xxCOFFINDODGERxx]

i like "open the fuckin door " laughed so much it hurt fuckin brilliant

[Iisdabest889]

IT WAS LIKE SULPHURIC ACID!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bondidog]

I have this on DVD and have watched more times than I can count. But I laugh every time I see it.

[xaldinsbaby]

omg i nearly pissed myself this is so fuckign funny

[bewildebeest]

I love how his diarrhea sounds like Donald Duck.

[eMPCreators]

5:20 OMG

[TheBooshygal]

It's happened to all of us. 

[Draakur]

Hah I laughed so hard at the guy in the audience cracking up hard at "I'll go out onto the veranda...!"

[markolad]

I listened to this on my Ipod flying to Turkey last year I never laughed so much everyone was looking to see what I was laughing at I couldn't even answer them I was laughing so much lol

[ArtySuzi]

I read his wife's biography's of his life whilst on road trips through America and I found him to be such a fascinating character with a lust for life and also such a bright individual with many life experiences. Quite an eye opener I can tell you. I love his comedy but love him all the more for learning about him as a man.

[Bondidog]

@ArtySuzi - A book well worth reading. And I agree with you. Having read it I have a greater respect for the man. How he could have survived the trauma of childhood is astounding but to come out of it with such a sense of humour is astounding. Long live the 'Big yin'.

[jools6976]

laffffffffffffffin  brill ........

[GQuagmire81]

The greatest comedian to ever walk the planet, never ever fails to have me in stitches whether it be the first or 200th time I've seen his performances :D

[howtovideomarketing]

43 people never had diarrhoea

[Dragon2802]

im more of a man-needing-to-fart-getting-ou­t-of-the-room dash

[Diemedes]

4:59

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[InfinityDz]

"the-man-needing-to-fart-getti­ng-out-of-the-room walk" lol

[hellraiser917]

as I felt the fourth fart run behind my knee ahahaha

[andyskippythomas]

the funniest joke ever



[ScotticusErroticus]

You don't want to fart all over your family.

[divinefart]

I will go out on the veranda....

[Grandma9288]

41 people drank foreign water!

ALL HAIL BILLY!

:-)

[flootisboy65]

41 people drank the water.

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

I SHOULD be doing my english essay....but this is way more important and much more entertaining =) THANK GOD FOR THIS MANS COMEDY!

[TehEon]

@holyswordsmanoffaith me too lol

[peopleequalshite]

"Will ye open this fuckin' door"

"I can't get off the seat....oh, break the fuckin' thing down"

Billy is a damn fine comedian!

[ProtestantIRA]

Remember folks "Evian" is "Naive" spelled backwards.

[SuperACDC1967]

i will follow the advice i will never go to Ibiza!!! lol

[rlpat88]

3:52 = best face ever lmao

[majorkeybaree]

it was a nioghtmae. A night.mare.

[madmomentsgo]

the best :)

[insertclevernickname]

Funny up until the diarrhea noises..

[nelsoncarmo26]

haha, funny as ever... true, don't go to spain. Go to portugal instead, you can dri9nk the water, and there's no danger of food poisoning neither.

[tinahher]

@nelsoncarmo26 I was food poisoned in Portugal. You better go to Spain

[nelsoncarmo26]

@tinahher Hahaha, sure you were.

[patrick45sue]

la,la,la..................

[123enigma456]

i have NEVER watched a Billy Connolly stand up show without belly laughing at least 5 times

[mrweavey]

Billy at his best!

[carri2600]

Allyson.. does tis entertain you ?? I think he is GREAT

[mychemicalrelapse]

warning: don't watch this while you're eating

ahahahahahahahaha absolutely hilarious!

[Eispyify]

ABSOTIVELY BRILLIANT! I need to get this DVD again! Loaned it out 5 years ago, and haven't seen it since...LITERALLY!  Live at the HAMMERSMITH ODEON!

[Neillydunn66]

Running from the knees down. Been there. Lmao brilliant just brilliant.

[BUBIKINS]

Hands down, THE BEST BILLY CONNOLLY SKETCH EVER!!! Don't go to Ibiza - stay here.

[AndyThake]

Absolutely fuckin hilarious!!!!

[seantarana]

im guessin ud an arse like a japanese flag Big Yin!!?

[charandy1]

the funniest man ever hes a genius i just love him x

[Julllah1]

Absolute GENIUS,,, LOVE this mans comedy, a true giant

[Shagrat65]

The afghan melon line from this performance nearly ends my life with laughter. That and your crotch is bleeding after the beach line. Amazing stuff

[metalgodz69]

well you don't wan't to fart all over your family !!!!!

roflmfao

priceless

[thebairn1876]

Can Someone please help. I am trying to find the sketch where he talks about the preist he had as a teacher the he drove mad by making farting noises. I think its from the same dvd as this. Please can someone tell me the name of the dvd and is the sketch i am looking for on it?

[babywithacrowbar]

@thebairn1876 Ya it's on this dvd but it might not be on youtube. There's an even better one you may have seen in "Billy Bites Yer Bum" where he is talking about holding in a fart in the cinema, and continues to talk about the different types of farts and holding it in etc. My favourite bit he has ever done. Kills me. Check it out if you can find it!

[mottster91]

@thebairn1876 maybe billy bites yer bum from 1981 ??

[mrmojohasrisen]

@thebairn1876 its this dvd buddy,isohunt it, hammersmith odeon 1991,the 1994 dvd at this same venue is classic aswell

[cazajhunta]

fart jokes are fun

[metalgodz69]

i have banned myself from watching this video cause it kill's me everytime i see it , mind u i've seen it over 1000+ times and i still damn near end up fuckin dying of laughter

one of billy's truly finest moment's

god bless you billy u r a fuckin genius

[RianTrace84]

@metalgodz69 It nearly kills me just thinking about this video.

[sidensvans67]

Fantastic billy boy ;) the best

[MinisterKGB]

Billy is awesome!

[PopeKurt]

hahahahaha, BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

[BluebellWood61]

this is a must see

[quarky2001]

3:31 and 3:43 - I don't think I've ever heard that noise so accurately reproduced! Absolutely hilarious.

[sphinxart]

The man is a legend! I'm collecting all his stand up dvd's. Nobody can have a kak life if you watch him!

[primarkopolop]

@lucybabez12 your deluded

[TheRedGoldfish]

"Open the fucking door!

I can't I'm shitting my brains out!"

[Shindai]

We all agreed he was a nice boy when he got out of the hospital

Goddamn this is a horrible story lol anyone else telling this story I'd tell them to shut up, it's disgusting and I don't need to know but Billy could make anything worth hearing

[paddyshieldsy87]

LEGEND!!

[Silvermac27]

Billy is the best comedian on Gods earth.

[Ievolovel]

@Silvermac27 haha, god.

[captinweestain]

Agreed but god doesn't excist

[nakedhands]

@Silvermac27 You`ve had a couple thousand years and you fucked it.Its over its fucking over!Billy on religion.

[jcj1984]

Open the door!

Fuck off don't be ridiculous.



Bill is a legend

[g0dhand9876]

I know how he feels, happened to me once

[sergeantfan]

I was in stitches throughout watching this. Billy Connolly = king of comedy

[RequiemReaper]

stitches?! that's nothing! i couldn't get off the floor for about 10 minutes after watching this!

[Cyberdeamon]

Did He Get Geadia Or Something when he drank the water?

Just Curious.

Cheers

[jcj1984]

WILL YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR.

LOL

[DanRivers22]

Billy is the funniest man on Earth. Once and always the King of Comedy.

[bigchappy1970]

you're a fanny

[yurihammo]

This is waht Jesus would look like if he forgot not to swear and to lie =)

[24819984]

this man could find humour in a puddle of water.......it goes to show what a true comedian this man is, he does tell jokes....but its his life's observations that are spot on (we have all done them at one point....but too afraid to admit them!!)

Billy is without a doubt the finest comedian to have ever walked the planet....God bless you "Big Yin"...and long may you continue.

[wesmanavus]

@24819984 what? this shit isnt even funny

[nakedhands]

@24819984 If Billy heard you say God bless he would tell you to fuck off.

[snidyglew91]

i havent laughed so much 4 sumtime until watching this.

[thewren01]

the man is pure genius. king of stand up

[TXcagehead]

Classy? No. Gross? Perhaps. Funny? Extremely!

[rollingjoe]

billy is the king of funny

[Hellborndelux]

Lol, I love how he has the charm to be able to make a thunder session on the toilet into great entertainment. If anyone else just came out and started a whole bit about a toilet they'd be bood off, but Billy turns it into and art form.

[thatcheritescot]

classic!

[misscornflakes08]

another funny one is billy connolly -colonoscopy

[funkophone]

This is my all time favourite set by Billy. I had this on mp3 when I was younger, and listened to over and over.

[rugby88]

hahahaha this is hilarious but its strange to see all his recent stuff and there isnt a swear word in the whole video

[manabusama]

Are you kidding? Have you seen the "Was it Something I Said" tour? He swears more than ever

[horsemantrs]

if you like this vid you need to watch the one  Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy, it is just a hilarious

[bammo123456]

i didnt think he had a son?

[Scotsbell]

Me too, years ago aged about 18 sharing a room with my sister then aged 11. It was a fight to see who ended up on the loo or the bidet lol!!!

[cashellaella]

That happened to me once in spain,i now how he feels

[shonaky]

classic u can tell thats a true story aswell the way he talking

[TheSAgibbs]

mr arse was red raw!.. hanging in tatters!!! lmfao! i'm pissin myself wih laughter!

[trancedj2009]

OMG Hilarios

Not a second too soon FFFFFFFFTTT

lol

[Samnutter3212]

Such a good boy... The way he says that - hilarious.

[heyjudeyeah]

Actually thought i would die laughing

[sheikyerbouti1983]

what a way to go :)

[cristv1]

fukn hilarious .....!

[GinniGee]

OMG... my ribs are killing me... this man has to be stopped - STOPPED I TELL YOU!! Only he can take a disastrous situation and have you laughing until you hurt!

[TheVampirePirate]

This was the sketch that got me into Billy Connolly... well one of them.

[Bowzer2008xtrme]

me 2 as it happens lol

[000nour000]

HAHAHA!!! OMG Billy = God send!!

[pas1888]

As i felt the 4th fart run down behind my knee. :)

[BatsnButterflies]

Most of the time i hate toilet humor.

My abs got such a workout from laughing that I probably lost an inch from my waistline.

Funny as hell.

[hobnailrose]

i wonder just how many people have had to be carried out of one of his performances? that actually hurt!! he jokes about this a lot and it keeps gettin' funnier each and every time. i'm almost afraid to click on, for fear i might not survive the laughing. it's that worn out i am.

[BethGoth15]

@hobnailrose LOL yesterday I was watching so much of it that I napped for three hours, disturbing my sleeping pattern in the process! That's how exhausted I was after laughing!!

[hobnailrose]

@BethGoth15 is he ever not funny? well, of course, every once in a while he's serious and we appreciate him then as well. just not as much. did you watch the little old lady on the bus bit?

look for his music videos as well. he used to be a musician!!

[BethGoth15]

@hobnailrose Yes, I did. I nearly wet myself! XD

[rancelno5]

seen this loads and it still makes me laugh fuckin hilarious

[monkdogg69]

hahaha,big billys got it fuckin spot on man at shit is murrrdddeeerrrr man..haha.

[tes74]

Superb!!

[ChrisLUFC4EVER]

I remember the first time i watched this.. i thought i was gonna die of laughter!!

[donaldengine9]

Same with me, I couldn't breathe!!

[attershja]

Bwahaha! This makes my dad laugh so much, it's unbelievable. I've never heard him laugh so much in my entire life. XD

[GoblinXXX]

"I ran-- From the knees down!"

[oldskoolpunkchick27]

Hell's yeah!! Billy rocks!!!!!! You can never go wrong with obscene toilet humor!

[Eviless2424]

Fuckin' 'ell man! Hilarious!

[StevieComedyChannel]

That happened to me in Spain and then Africa...4 hours on the bog LOL

[rawaiii]

this reminds me of when i did a just as stupid thing in thailand...i didnt drink the water..i made ice out of it.dont ask me wtf i was thinking lol...myself and my poor bf got really sick,fever n all and didnt know why.lol..so we kept drinking water with ice too cool ourselfes down...i mustve lost my brain on the way to asia because i only noticed i was poisoning us about a week later...

[Uinb]

Think it's the ice that catches everyone.

[stinkymonkeyman]

this is one of my favorite comedy sketches ever, i worship billy connolly and ibiza is one of the best places in the world to party! =D

[joeyjordisonsteve]

got this vid!

[bandsandgroupsdotcom]

THE MAN IS FANTASTIC.

[000nour000]

HAHA!! this is just too funny!!

[kangaroo86]

I'm in pain from laughter

[M6A1t6t]

Makes me laugh every time. Hilarious!!!

[willklerud]

Those cries of terror hurt me! I laugh too hard!

[AustralianHPfan]

lol who new he could generate that many different sounding farts! in my opinion not his best but still bloody funny!

[ProtestantIRA]

When he was talking about the Evian (I think thats it)and it reminded me of a George Carlin quote I read that said "Has anyone noticed that the Evian water bottles have 'Naive' written backwards on it?" RIP George Carlin.

[psychobollox]

fuck!

true!

nice post :D

[Muggett35]

Yeah he's great. If you like him you'll like Steve Womack. Nobody is this funny with such a real voice.

[Vampiric16]

That donald duck sound isnt exaggerated, i had the shits a while back and that was damn near the exact sound it made.

[taiaha]

OH GOD IM IN TEARS!!!

Funniest bit for me was the donald duck sound effects when hes shitting his brains out!!

LMFAO!!!

[Thorpey67]

It's official everyone!! FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE!!

[dsysk]

HHAHAHA! the man needing to fart walk.... I would pay my years wedges to have a drink with billy!

[taiaha]

Hell yes, I would love to be in a pub drinking with Billy

[mossy200]

omg i laughed so hard such a funny man

[beccalovesthejoker]

could not stop laughin!

so funny!

''my heart stopped''

''im shittin me brains out''

:)

ahaha

got to love him

[ivytech89]

funny as hell, lmafo

[TheAguacil]

You gotta love this guy.

One of the greatest comedians ever ;)

[caston121]

such a good sketch! i love it.

[smooththriller]

My favourite comedian of all time...absolute genius...and to make it even better hes a celtic supporter...thanks for all the laughs Billy.

[steviejm]

funniest man to grace the earth.I think my side have split.Too all us ibiza partiers,how true is this vid hahaha

[tartanrocker]

.....omg....first time ah ever heard this, ah wis driving ma caur, an nearly crashed, ah wis laughing so hard!!!!.....gaun yersel, Big Yin!!!

[juanola1983]

As a weegie living abroad, whenever i get home sick i always watch this man!!!

no matter what gets me down he always makes me laugh!!!!!!!

[kohatencl]

'when i came out, it was dark.' IMAO

something similar happened with me once.

[FaWanKa]

my arse was red raw,hanging in tatters! hahahahahahahaha

[kornass]

fantastic!!! HAHAHAHA

[AD9842]

Nearly died laughing!!!

[123ThisIsMe]

The first bit was awfully funny !!

But then he kind of drove the joke into the ground, and it just became embarrassingly stupid

[jackson789456123]

i didn't think it was THAT funny...

Don't know what your all on about :P

[rockchic21]

comedy... some find some things funny others don't... fact of life... get over it

[Jackyeahwoo]

5.05, nearly died lmao.

[narcisissyistic]

what exactly is funny about this?

[automince]

the jokes