John McCain tries stand-up comedy

[01musicbabe]

wow he'd make a better president than a comedian. and thats saying something ;)

[NoShit12]

I didn't understand the joke, but i laughed, no idea why....

[dodgerman16]

Why does everyone think that he is too old? He's only 74, my grandpa is 88 years, so I'm not really seeing how he is too old when he is only 74.

[VirtuosoX1]

So wheres the comedy?



[DannyG1533]

Here's a real comedian:

/watch?v=ciw5R9ybT0Q

[lilrob10201]

you want to know a funny joke ?john mccain being a canidate for president.

[jonathan46jonathan]

@lilrob10201 Wow how original...

[Djmann101]

no wonder he dident make presedent

[BlackRazor18]

lol. For an old guy, he's kinda funny.

[GhostEy3]

i hope you were being sarcastic lol

[stn1337]

politics aint a joke mccain

Sweden votes for Obama :)

[charcoalmoon]

McPain is a joke.

[BrightLighter]

John McCain has been an honorable man in the past. I wish more people could see him like this, like when he used to go on the daily show. He used to be alright. Hopefully he can lose this election gracefully with some honor and go enjoy his retierment.

Obama has the brains and the ideas and will have the majority to be able to get some shit done and get America feeling good about itself again. V

Hope t e

OBAMA/BIDEN 08

[clayton188]

And how did you know that McCain couldn't?

[jptugagmr]

WHAT A FOOL!

[greeniem]

The funniest joke john mccain said was, to his first wife, "you're too short and fat," and then lived with her for 9 mos while cheating on her with his second wife, 17 years younger than he. No wonder he attacked Obama on kids being taught to avoid preditors, he likes them young himself! But alas atleast he goes for the girls, most Republicans hit the toilets for the boys. What a sick sick man!

[clayton188]

ur just an ass

[SunnyKid975]

One morning John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to a girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" shirt.

"I saw you on TV last night debating with others" she said.

McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders. But I will show them".

"Good," said the girl.

"Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"

The girl replied. "It's ME Grandpa"

[BRN752]

whatever he'll make a way better leader than obama

[GorillaDesperado]

Nice rebuttal.

[BRN752]

I've already heard that one o wait um that's right he already said that joke 10 times

[transhuman7]

Awkward...

[Ne0Blayde]

People don't seem to grasp the concept..McCain complains that Obama is liked by everyone and is pretty much a celebrity. He's so damned desperate to become president that he trys to do anything for America to even put his eyes on him.

Ps. His jokes suck

[aviix]

no single black 100% while like his hair

[iassist56]

Does he sound like Elmer Fudd to anyone else?

[GOPSpinMachineInOD]

I like the audience..its so nice and WHITE!

[madisonhack]

The worst thing about the Dream Act is that it essentially asks Mexicans to fight our war in Iraq for us, as if they started it or will benefit from the revenues of oil shortened markets.