the black guy is racist. i feel a connection to reality
once knew a guy who spammed a chatroom and people said "shut up" and he said UR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACK
WHy do computers never look like real computers in movies? I mean, James Bond had excuses back in the day, but now we have GUIs. WHy can't Hollywood keep up?
what's up with black stereotype role?why is this humour so primitive and annoyingly dumb!you people should shot yourself if you laugh at this pitiful shit!
Omg!!! When he was goin after the red crab and that thing squished it that fucking scared the shit outa me!!!! And the part right before that he's like " come on my little crustacien."lmfao!!!!
Is this how Americans are in real life? So occupied with race? I can't remember all the snide comments/jokes about race from when I watched this as a kid.
If I didn't find the movie funny you wouldn't be replying to a comment from me. I find the movie pretty amusing it was just one part of it I was commenting on. So if you don't like 1 minute out of a two hour film that means you don't find the movie funny?
It's a sad day for the bueracrats when their obsession with protocol and their own self importance causes their people to be mooned bya disgruntled member of the public.
After all these years, that last scene still scared me.
SicEmPride 5 days ago
pick up that butt soldier sorry sir and tuck that shirt in yes sir thank you private i don't get use to this.
TheRiamarshi 1 week ago
They took the jpeg files!
Virgofenix 2 weeks ago
that sound like the same symptoms of the pills they sell on t.v
shenallh 2 months ago
7 Minutes. 7UP guy shuffles. HAHAHA
TornadoMushroom 3 months ago
I've seen this movie the black dude dies first, YOU snag it. LOL
Gypsymoon91 3 months ago 3
can anybody tell what the guys from sector 12 even do
liger117master 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jokerzegeek
nice and funny tnx
ompoclb 6 months ago
know something, maybe if he'd stop disco dancin', maybe they coulda gotten in undetected
seanw23 6 months ago
1:10 Harry slapping Ira's face lol
Hootshot112 6 months ago
David Duchovny is hot in this film :D
theciaram1 6 months ago
Last second scared the living daylights out pf me!
xrainbowmintx 7 months ago
Damn nature, you scary!
Trancelotics 8 months ago 2
"Fruit basket for Russel Rugman!" "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, GENERAL!!!!!!"
Prue305 8 months ago
the black guy is racist. i feel a connection to reality
once knew a guy who spammed a chatroom and people said "shut up" and he said UR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACK
ugh -.-"
AngelBiLove 8 months ago
@AngelBiLove it's a movie, he didn't write the script..hush up.
AgrivatedKillah 6 months ago
"it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
masterofpuppets6861 8 months ago
Solid gold dance on yo ass.
CatNasty 8 months ago
"the tree just ate it..." XD
prooijtje 9 months ago 3
your majesty!
klasomentas 9 months ago
"i seen this movie, the black guy dies first" lol i love it when the black person is touchy about racism hahaha
shcnoozlebop 9 months ago 2
That was not three weeks, come on. More like 3 days. :P
dougmoerhoffman 10 months ago
WHy do computers never look like real computers in movies? I mean, James Bond had excuses back in the day, but now we have GUIs. WHy can't Hollywood keep up?
dougmoerhoffman 10 months ago
all I see when I look at the colonel is the Buffalo Bill dance
HAHAdom 10 months ago
she's hot
MrPs3hunter 10 months ago
my sexy wittle crusteasan hahahahahahah
SupernaturalMiss123 10 months ago
Mmmm, Mulder in a suit. YES! ;D
Tomaji 11 months ago
GOD, Mulder's ass is white.
fortminor85 11 months ago
It's true
Black guys do die first in movies
Mrmilmil 11 months ago
@Mrmilmil Hey, so do ditzy blondes (but for some reason at least one of them survives to the end, too). Cheer up! :D
dougmoerhoffman 10 months ago
Im watching this in my biology class!
lemonpiehaslemon 11 months ago
is he slapping him at 1:11??????
herculjohn 11 months ago
this is going in my movie playlist ^^
YaoiAngel00 1 year ago
the gov't stole my .jpegs lol
gearboxhpc 1 year ago
epic sound track ^^
numb19029 1 year ago
7:04 lol
gregorygushard 1 year ago 3
Enjoy your lunch gentelmen. Funny shit
Drew198326 1 year ago
yeah maybe for you white boy me theyd hang
zermini12 1 year ago 2
"It's very technical. I'd hate to waste the court's time with it."
"Humor me." "Some debilitating stomach cramps. Severe diarrhea. Memory loss."
"Yes. Go on. Any more symptoms?"
"Partial facial paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums,
erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. I think that's it." lmao!
Wiwpsdd 1 year ago 2
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Wiwpsdd 1 year ago
Could you stop following me please? Thankyou.
I say 'horseshit' rather than 'bullshit' because of this film.
ArcherBellGallagher 1 year ago
can everyone send me a link to download this foöm or a link to lock them free ?
im german so my english is shit :D
TheMstylez 1 year ago
what a way to end it
Destenyne 1 year ago
That alien at 8:36 looks like an even wierder version of the Burgess shale creature, Hallucigenia....
reptilekirby 1 year ago
forget the foreplay we just got screwd epic
nightmaresc3 1 year ago
your majesty@the judge LMFAO
jesko66 1 year ago
"oh your girld, eleven o'clock"
...
"that woman is a menous"
DezziKay 1 year ago
what's up with black stereotype role?why is this humour so primitive and annoyingly dumb!you people should shot yourself if you laugh at this pitiful shit!
myheartisyourestone 1 year ago
@myheartisyourestone Harsh....
Insanmiac 1 year ago
@myheartisyourestone its still funny. granted its not monty python humor but still
liberaldem11 1 year ago
@myheartisyourestone but its funny! lol
beccaRed11 1 year ago
@myheartisyourestone im laughin an what u guna do about it biotch if u wana do sum about it come to minn u peice of shyt
NativexViper 1 year ago
Come on my sexy little crustacean!
Lachshmock 1 year ago
"Fruit basket for Russell Witman!" XD
ZeldaQueen64 1 year ago
@ZeldaQueen64 actually lmao at that XD XD
EmmaKFB93 1 year ago
maybe for you white boy but me they would hang...hilarious:-DD
Alioon6 1 year ago 2
LOL 7:05 LOL
JellyBird12 1 year ago 8
[Kane and Block disguise themselves as a colonel and a private to sneak into the military base]
Harry Block: I still don't understand why you get to be colonel and I'm just a private.
Ira Kane: I WAS a colonel.
Harry Block: Yeah, and you obviously served your country with distinction.
Ira Kane: You should be thankful, the penalty for impersonating an officer is five years in prison.
Harry Block: Maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang.
Shadowhawk28 1 year ago 32
@Shadowhawk28 this is gold :)
lukeFive 4 months ago
looks like the kitchen from my first apartment
lmao
omg my was as bad if not worse
MaTchBoOkPoEt 1 year ago
....the tree just ate it
COD5ALEX 1 year ago
my fav part @ 7:04 LMAO!
SuggahBear 1 year ago
my fav part @ 7:04 LMAO!
SuggahBear 1 year ago
"Come on you little bus station, come on" xD
Jireky 2 years ago
"The JPEG files are gone!"
LOL that was technical for the time
GomerDose 2 years ago
Omg!!! When he was goin after the red crab and that thing squished it that fucking scared the shit outa me!!!! And the part right before that he's like " come on my little crustacien."lmfao!!!!
armagedon6 2 years ago
Erectile dysfunction and uncontrollable flatulence. Those are the worst right there
the13tharcana 2 years ago
0:26 can anybody tell me, what´s that for a song?
FinalForce07 2 years ago
@FinalForce07 Its called "Fruit Basket for Russell Woodman" by John Powell... its only about a minute n a half long, but its so fantastic!!!
TheRezonator 2 years ago
Is this how Americans are in real life? So occupied with race? I can't remember all the snide comments/jokes about race from when I watched this as a kid.
mymarkis666 2 years ago
If you look at it right, race can be turned into comedy in so many ways. Are you from england or something?
recniabsal 2 years ago
Yeah I am, what made you ask?
And Race can indeed be comedic but it wasn't very amusing in this film.
mymarkis666 2 years ago
You act like it. You're a stiff Brit with no sense of humor who needs to learn to chill out. Take the stick out of your ass. No offense.
recniabsal 2 years ago
You couldn't be further from the truth. I have a good sense of humour but this wasn't funny. At all.
mymarkis666 2 years ago
@mymarkis666
If you don't find the movie that funny then don't go and watch it. It's as simple as turning off your computer and just walking away.
GirlsBravoFan21 2 years ago
If I didn't find the movie funny you wouldn't be replying to a comment from me. I find the movie pretty amusing it was just one part of it I was commenting on. So if you don't like 1 minute out of a two hour film that means you don't find the movie funny?
mymarkis666 2 years ago
lol, you obviously haven't watched the right British shows if you're willing to go with that stereotype.
inkedful 2 years ago
"I seen this movie, the black dude dies first" LOL
BobShanky 2 years ago 12
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All your base is belong to us!
arbonac 2 years ago
Oh dear God.
I never laughed so hard in my damn life.
xD
Deathstripe016 2 years ago 3
It puts the lotion on its skin
damachofrmBC 2 years ago
The first time I saw this, I didn't see the mooning coming. I just about died!!
bigjonfaulkner 2 years ago 5
AHAHAHHA...block is a hilarious man...
Sypher18 2 years ago 4
were you even IN that courtroom?
evilelfgenius 2 years ago
I've never heard of anybody calling a judge "your majesty", interesting
noslipgrip89 2 years ago 2
It was just a joke showing his ignorance of court room etiquette.
theETOkid1 2 years ago
kain madnesss
jeriz16 2 years ago
hey harry look at this
is he coming or goin?
that tree just ate it O_O
lmfao
DanielleTisdale 2 years ago
''squish'' oops. lol
deathOangel123 2 years ago
Haha, Block is great!! xD
JollyJumperlinchen 2 years ago
Ira:This is Whore Shit
Harry:it not over
Ira:ur in a fight Russel
Harry:would u stop following me please?
Ira:Fruit Basket for Russel Wodman
Harry:Happy Holidays!!
Ira shows hes (_|_)
LOL i keep laughing!
yipchuenkang 2 years ago 5
It's a sad day for the bueracrats when their obsession with protocol and their own self importance causes their people to be mooned bya disgruntled member of the public.
Japaneseanimeguy 2 years ago
Fruit Basket for Russel Wodman! Happy Holidays, General! ( )() <----- Butt
JakFan13 2 years ago 4
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ive seen this before the black one dies
j2r2b 2 years ago
who give a damn about that... i seen he died in primever(crocodile movie newest) so who give a fuck? anyway i like him :)
yipchuenkang 2 years ago
wow dude i was repeating a line that he said while down in the meteor
j2r2b 2 years ago
Hes quoting Block in the movie.
TheScorpion0081 2 years ago 2
The tree just ate it
HeThatOwns 2 years ago 3
this was like first thing i saw david in other than x-files
machetey 2 years ago
watch zoolander really funny :-) hes in it :-)
CRAZYPADDY2008 2 years ago
i lost sound after part 2 :S
gaffer1003 2 years ago
"Snag one and put it in da bucket"
Veilspire 2 years ago
come on my sexy wittle cwustacean, lmfao
wolvenprincess86 2 years ago
0:37!
hahahaha!
Ryagful 2 years ago
"I seen this movie the black guy dies first, you snag it"
LMFAO!
JollEBee 2 years ago 101
@JollEBee u FUC*ING PR*IK
jonc2k7 1 year ago
Lol? Watch the video dickface.
JollEBee 1 year ago
@JollEBee i seen THIS movie, black dude is the butt of every joke involving the aliens.
got one mosquito lookin' effa up the butt, THEN... he went up the butt of one of the aliens.
seanw23 6 months ago
Awsome Movie
santa994 2 years ago
"Is it comin' or goin'?"
"It's gone."
JohanStarDragon 2 years ago 6
"Forget the foreplay... We just got screwed!!" Lol
clickmequick 2 years ago 3
would you stop following me plzz thankyou lol
warlord90zzz92 2 years ago
cacaw cacaw tookie tookie!
modernwarfare9009 2 years ago
why's is that orlando is the "butt" of every joke.
rofl
seanw23 2 years ago
"The tree just ate it" funny.
9rock9 2 years ago 4
you don't want a pissed off solid gold dancer on your hands - LMAO
SuggahBear 2 years ago 2
the general woodman guy is the guy who played buffalo bill in silent of the lambs. anyone else notice?
skudman061 2 years ago 2
SOLID GOLD DANCER!
celophysis5454545 2 years ago
omg i remember dis from wen i waz lyke 5! YAY! and the mosquito thing crawled up hiz but
KiKi3121 2 years ago
this is awsome fucking movie here
bloodjack21 2 years ago
wait I've seen this movie the Black Dude die's first you snag it! LOL
LordDravott19 2 years ago 4
Fruit Basket for General Russell!
XD
ZeldaQueen64 2 years ago 3
SNAG ONE??@.@;;
MetalWildDog 2 years ago 2
this is one of my all time favorite movies I am so glad it's here
MinkaWaffle 2 years ago 4
yeah maybe for you white boy, me they'd hang lmao orlando is hylarious in this!
prumott08 2 years ago 10
black dude always die you do it LOL!!!!!
nbandy3 2 years ago 4
love this movie!
daisys124 3 years ago 30
first comment w0000t amazing film thnx for posting where part 6 7 8
spunkmonkey678 3 years ago