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  • After all these years, that last scene still scared me.

  • pick up that butt soldier sorry sir and tuck that shirt in yes sir thank you private i don't get use to this.

  • They took the jpeg files!

  • that sound like the same symptoms of the pills they sell on t.v

  • 7 Minutes. 7UP guy shuffles. HAHAHA

  • I've seen this movie the black dude dies first, YOU snag it. LOL

  • can anybody tell what the guys from sector 12 even do

  • nice and funny tnx

  • know something, maybe if he'd stop disco dancin', maybe they coulda gotten in undetected

  • 1:10 Harry slapping Ira's face lol

  • David Duchovny is hot in this film :D

  • Last second scared the living daylights out pf me!

  • Damn nature, you scary!

  • "Fruit basket for Russel Rugman!" "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, GENERAL!!!!!!"

  • the black guy is racist. i feel a connection to reality

    once knew a guy who spammed a chatroom and people said "shut up" and he said UR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACKUR SAYIN THAT CUZ IM BLACK

    ugh -.-"

  • @AngelBiLove it's a movie, he didn't write the script..hush up.

  • "it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

  • Solid gold dance on yo ass.

  • "the tree just ate it..." XD

  • your majesty!

  • "i seen this movie, the black guy dies first" lol i love it when the black person is touchy about racism hahaha

  • That was not three weeks, come on. More like 3 days. :P

  • WHy do computers never look like real computers in movies? I mean, James Bond had excuses back in the day, but now we have GUIs. WHy can't Hollywood keep up?

  • all I see when I look at the colonel is the Buffalo Bill dance

  • she's hot 

  • my sexy wittle crusteasan hahahahahahah

  • Mmmm, Mulder in a suit. YES! ;D

  • GOD, Mulder's ass is white.

  • It's true

    Black guys do die first in movies

  • @Mrmilmil Hey, so do ditzy blondes (but for some reason at least one of them survives to the end, too). Cheer up! :D

  • Im watching this in my biology class!

  • is he slapping him at 1:11??????

  • this is going in my movie playlist ^^

  • the gov't stole my .jpegs lol

  • epic sound track ^^

  • 7:04 lol

  • Enjoy your lunch gentelmen. Funny shit

  • yeah maybe for you white boy me theyd hang

  • "It's very technical. I'd hate to waste the court's time with it."

    "Humor me." "Some debilitating stomach cramps. Severe diarrhea. Memory loss."

    "Yes. Go on. Any more symptoms?"

    "Partial facial paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums,

    erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. I think that's it." lmao!

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  • Could you stop following me please? Thankyou.

    I say 'horseshit' rather than 'bullshit' because of this film.

  • can everyone send me a link to download this foöm or a link to lock them free ?

    im german so my english is shit :D

  • what a way to end it

  • That alien at 8:36 looks like an even wierder version of the Burgess shale creature, Hallucigenia....

  • forget the foreplay we just got screwd epic

  • your majesty@the judge LMFAO

  • "oh your girld, eleven o'clock"

    ...

    "that woman is a menous"

  • what's up with black stereotype role?why is this humour so primitive and annoyingly dumb!you people should shot yourself if you laugh at this pitiful shit!

  • @myheartisyourestone Harsh....

  • @myheartisyourestone its still funny. granted its not monty python humor but still

  • @myheartisyourestone but its funny! lol

  • @myheartisyourestone im laughin an what u guna do about it biotch if u wana do sum about it come to minn u peice of shyt

  • Come on my sexy little crustacean!

  • "Fruit basket for Russell Witman!" XD

  • @ZeldaQueen64 actually lmao at that XD XD

  • maybe for you white boy but me they would hang...hilarious:-DD

  • LOL 7:05 LOL

  • [Kane and Block disguise themselves as a colonel and a private to sneak into the military base]

    Harry Block: I still don't understand why you get to be colonel and I'm just a private.

    Ira Kane: I WAS a colonel.

    Harry Block: Yeah, and you obviously served your country with distinction.

    Ira Kane: You should be thankful, the penalty for impersonating an officer is five years in prison.

    Harry Block: Maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang.

  • @Shadowhawk28 this is gold :)

  • looks like the kitchen from my first apartment

    lmao

    omg my was as bad if not worse

  • ....the tree just ate it

  • my fav part @ 7:04 LMAO!

  • my fav part @ 7:04 LMAO!

  • "Come on you little bus station, come on"  xD

  • "The JPEG files are gone!"

    LOL that was technical for the time

  • Omg!!! When he was goin after the red crab and that thing squished it that fucking scared the shit outa me!!!! And the part right before that he's like " come on my little crustacien."lmfao!!!!

  • Erectile dysfunction and uncontrollable flatulence. Those are the worst right there

  • 0:26 can anybody tell me, what´s that for a song?

  • @FinalForce07 Its called "Fruit Basket for Russell Woodman" by John Powell... its only about a minute n a half long, but its so fantastic!!!

  • Is this how Americans are in real life? So occupied with race? I can't remember all the snide comments/jokes about race from when I watched this as a kid.

  • If you look at it right, race can be turned into comedy in so many ways. Are you from england or something?

  • Yeah I am, what made you ask?

     And Race can indeed be comedic but it wasn't very amusing in this film.

  • You act like it. You're a stiff Brit with no sense of humor who needs to learn to chill out. Take the stick out of your ass. No offense.

  • You couldn't be further from the truth. I have a good sense of humour but this wasn't funny. At all.

  • @mymarkis666

    If you don't find the movie that funny then don't go and watch it. It's as simple as turning off your computer and just walking away.

  • If I didn't find the movie funny you wouldn't be replying to a comment from me. I find the movie pretty amusing it was just one part of it I was commenting on. So if you don't like 1 minute out of a two hour film that means you don't find the movie funny?

  • lol, you obviously haven't watched the right British shows if you're willing to go with that stereotype.

  • "I seen this movie, the black dude dies first" LOL

  • Oh dear God.

    I never laughed so hard in my damn life.

    xD

  • It puts the lotion on its skin

  • The first time I saw this, I didn't see the mooning coming. I just about died!!

  • AHAHAHHA...block is a hilarious man...

  • were you even IN that courtroom?

  • I've never heard of anybody calling a judge "your majesty", interesting

  • It was just a joke showing his ignorance of court room etiquette.

  • kain madnesss

  • hey harry look at this

    is he coming or goin?

    that tree just ate it O_O

    lmfao

  • ''squish'' oops. lol

  • Haha, Block is great!! xD

  • Ira:This is Whore Shit

    Harry:it not over

    Ira:ur in a fight Russel

    Harry:would u stop following me please?

    Ira:Fruit Basket for Russel Wodman

    Harry:Happy Holidays!!

    Ira shows hes (_|_)

    LOL i keep laughing!

  • It's a sad day for the bueracrats when their obsession with protocol and their own self importance causes their people to be mooned bya disgruntled member of the public.

  • Fruit Basket for Russel Wodman! Happy Holidays, General! ( )() <----- Butt

  • who give a damn about that... i seen he died in primever(crocodile movie newest) so who give a fuck? anyway i like him :)

  • wow dude i was repeating a line that he said while down in the meteor

  • Hes quoting Block in the movie.

  • The tree just ate it

  • this was like first thing i saw david in other than x-files

  • watch zoolander really funny :-) hes in it :-)

  • i lost sound after part 2 :S

  • "Snag one and put it in da bucket"

  • come on my sexy wittle cwustacean, lmfao

  • 0:37!

    hahahaha!

  • "I seen this movie the black guy dies first, you snag it"

    LMFAO!

  • @JollEBee u FUC*ING PR*IK

  • Lol? Watch the video dickface.

  • @JollEBee i seen THIS movie, black dude is the butt of every joke involving the aliens.

    got one mosquito lookin' effa up the butt, THEN... he went up the butt of one of the aliens.

  • Awsome Movie

  • "Is it comin' or goin'?"

    "It's gone."

  • "Forget the foreplay... We just got screwed!!" Lol

  • would you stop following me plzz thankyou lol

  • cacaw cacaw tookie tookie!

  • why's is that orlando is the "butt" of every joke.

    rofl

  • "The tree just ate it" funny.

  • you don't want a pissed off solid gold dancer on your hands - LMAO

  • the general woodman guy is the guy who played buffalo bill in silent of the lambs. anyone else notice?

  • SOLID GOLD DANCER!

  • omg i remember dis from wen i waz lyke 5! YAY! and the mosquito thing crawled up hiz but

  • this is awsome fucking movie here

  • wait I've seen this movie the Black Dude die's first you snag it! LOL

  • Fruit Basket for General Russell!

    XD

  • SNAG ONE??@.@;;

  • this is one of my all time favorite movies I am so glad it's here

  • yeah maybe for you white boy, me they'd hang lmao orlando is hylarious in this!

  • black dude always die you do it LOL!!!!!

  • love this movie!

  • first comment w0000t amazing film thnx for posting where part 6 7 8

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